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October 11, 2016
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Guest Comedian Michael Jr. | The Gift of Laughter (Hillsong Channel)

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  • - I WAS AT THE GYM THE OTHER MONTH...
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  • [Laughter]
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  • I WAS GOING TO DO CARDIO BUT THEN I GOT RECOGNIZED AT THE GYM.
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  • SHE WAS LIKE, "UH!"
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  • I WAS LIKE, "I'M JUST TRYING TO WORK OUT."
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  • SHE'S LIKE, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MICHAEL JR. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN.
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  • EVERY TIME I SEE YOU I LAUGH MY BUTT OFF."
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  • I SAID, "UH... KEEP LAUGHING!"
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  • [Laughter]
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  • Announcer: HAILED AS ONE OF TODAY'S MOST GIFTED COMEDIANS,
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  • MICHAEL JR. WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING YOUR WAY
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  • TO ACCOMPLISHING YOUR GOD-GIVEN PURPOSE.
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  • NEXT ON LIFE TODAY !
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  • Betty: WELCOME TO LIFE TODAY !
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  • THANK YOU SO MUCH
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  • FOR JOINING US.
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  • I'M BETTY AND THIS JAMES.
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  • James: I TELL YOU,
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  • IT IS KIND OF NICE
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  • IF EVERY NOW AND THEN
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  • SOMEBODY WOULD JUST REALLY
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  • PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
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  • AND MAKE YOU LAUGH
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  • BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS
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  • IN FACT GOOD MEDICINE.
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  • Y'ALL WILL LAUGH.
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  • MEDICAL DOCTORS WILL TELL YOU,
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  • AND SCIENTISTS KNOW
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  • IT'S HEALTHY TO LAUGH
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  • SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.
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  • GET A BUNCH
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  • OF GOOD OLD LAUGHS IN.
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  • CAN YOU DO THAT?
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  • WELL, I THINK YOU CAN.
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  • WOULD YOU WELCOME
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  • MICHAEL JR. TO LIFE TODAY ?
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  • MICHAEL JR.!
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  • Michael: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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  • I'M EXCITED TO BE HERE.
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  • I'M GLAD YOU'RE BEHIND ME
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  • ALL THE WAY.
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  • I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT, MAN!
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  • SO I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT ME.
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  • I'VE GOT KIDS --
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  • I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF KIDS
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  • AND I THINK WORKING WITH KIDS
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  • IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.
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  • I THINK ALL KIDS SHOULD PLAY
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  • SOME SORT OF SPORTS.
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  • BECAUSE MY FAVORITE SAYING IS
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  • "IF YOU BUY A MAN A FISH
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  • HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY, BUT
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  • IF HE TEACH HIM HOW TO FISH
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  • THEN YOU'VE GOT TO BUY HIM
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  • A FISHING POLE, SOME BAIT,
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  • SOME TACKLE, DRIVE THEM
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  • BACK AND FORTH TO THE LAKE."
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  • JUST GET THAT DUDE
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  • A FISH SANDWICH.
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  • THAT'S PROBABLY
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  • THE BEST THING TO DO.
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  • [Laughter]
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  • MY KIDS, I HAVE FIVE OF THEM.
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  • TRUE, I GOT FIVE KIDS
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  • AND I TRAVEL A LOT
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  • SO I CAN SEE THEM ALL.
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  • [Laughter]
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  • IT'S COMEDY, CHRISTIANS!
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  • [Laughter]
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  • I WAS JUST PLAYING.
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  • I DON'T SEE THEM.
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  • I WAS JUST PLAYING.
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  • NO, I DO. I HAVE FIVE KIDS,
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  • AND IT'S REALLY COOL WHENEVER
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  • YOU'VE GOT A BIG FAMILY,
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  • YOU WANT TO FIGURE OUT WAYS
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  • TO SAVE MONEY.
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  • WHEN WE WANTED TO GET
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  • OUR FAMILY PICTURES TAKEN,
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  • STUFF WAS EXPENSIVE SO
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  • WHAT WE DID TO SAVE MONEY IS
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  • WE ALL GOT IN THE FRONT SEAT
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  • OF THE CAR,
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  • LOOKED BOTH WAYS
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  • AND RAN A RED LIGHT.
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  • THAT'S WHAT WE DID.
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  • [Laughter]
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  • TWO WEEKS LATER,
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  • THE PICTURE CAME IN THE MAIL
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  • BUT MY SON BLINKED
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  • SO WE HAD TO DO IT AGAIN.
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  • [Laughter]
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  • SO I GO TO DIFFERENT CHURCHES.
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  • I TRAVEL AND I GO TO ALL
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  • THESE DIFFERENT CHURCHES
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  • AND I'M NOTICING
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  • THAT SOME OF THE CHURCHES
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  • STILL DO STUFF
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  • LIKE FROM BACK IN THE DAY.
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  • YOU EVER GO TO A CHURCH
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  • WHERE THEY WON'T LET YOU IN
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  • WHILE PEOPLE ARE PRAYING?
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  • THEY'RE LIKE,
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  • "YOU CAN'T GO IN RIGHT NOW
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  • THEY'RE PRAYING."
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  • [Laughter]
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  • I'M LIKE, "YOU THINK
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  • GOD IS GOING TO LOSE FOCUS?"
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  • DO YOU THINK GOD
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  • IS UP THERE LIKE,
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  • "THEY KEEP MOVING, I CAN'T
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  • HEAR WHAT THEY'RE SAYING."
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  • [Laughter]
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  • I'M ACTUALLY ON
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  • A PRAYER TEAM IN MY CHURCH
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  • AND THIS DUDE CAME UP TO PRAY.
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  • LIKE I'M ON THE PRAYER TEAM
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  • WHICH IS I'M NOT DOING IT
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  • FOR MATERIAL... THAT'S WRONG!
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  • ANYWAY, THIS GUY
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  • COMES UP TO PRAY
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  • AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU
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  • WANT TO PRAY ABOUT?"
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  • HE SAID SOMETHING
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  • I'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE.
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  • HE SAID, "UNSPOKEN."
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  • WE JUST SUPPOSED TO STARE
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  • AT EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING?
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  • I DON'T KNOW
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  • WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
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  • SO I WAS LIKE, "OKAY.
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  • DEAR GOD, I ASK YOU
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  • TO FORGIVE THIS MAN
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  • FOR THIS UNSPEAKABLE THING
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  • HE'S DONE, LORD.
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  • I HOPE IT IS NOT CONTAGIOUS,
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  • LORD."
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  • [Laughter]
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  • AND I LIKE SPORTS TOO BECAUSE
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  • THAT'S THE NEXT SUBJECT
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  • I HAVE A JOKE ABOUT.
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  • SO SPORTS ARE COOL.
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  • I'VE GOT SOME FRIENDS WHO
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  • PLAY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.
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  • ANY BASEBALL FANS IN HERE?
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  • [Applause]
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  • REALLY? -- THAT'S
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  • A REALLY HIGH PERCENTAGE.
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  • ANYWAY, SO THEY PLAY
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  • MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
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  • AND THEY TOLD ME,
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  • "YOU SHOULD COME TO A GAME."
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  • I'VE NEVER BEEN
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  • TO A GAME BEFORE.
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  • SO I WAS LIKE,
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  • "ALL RIGHT. COOL."
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  • I'M GOING TO GO TO THIS GAME.
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  • I'M SITTING BEHIND HOME PLATE.
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  • THE FIRST THING I NOTICE
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  • IS EVERYONE THERE SEEMS
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  • TO BE A LITTLE TIPSY.
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  • LET ME EXPRESS
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  • WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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  • THEY HAD A LOT OF COMMUNION.
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  • [Laughter]
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  • YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN AUDIENCE,
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  • I SHOULD HELP YOU OUT.
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  • ANYWAY, SO THEY SEEMED
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  • A LITTLE TIPSY
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  • BUT I'M NOT REALLY SURE.
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  • THEN WE GET TO THE 7TH INNING
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  • AND EVERYBODY STARTS
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  • SINGING A SONG.
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  • WHAT'S THE SONG? "TAKE ME
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  • OUT TO THE BALL GAME."
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  • I'M LIKE, "WE ARE ALREADY
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  • AT THE BALL GAME!
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  • YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
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  • WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?"
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  • BASEBALL PLAYERS ARE ATHLETES,
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  • SOME PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE NOT.
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  • I DON'T KNOW,
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  • I'M JUST WATCHING THE GAME,
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  • AND THIS DUDE GETS UP TO BAT.
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  • THIS SWOLLEN DUDE.
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  • [Laughter]
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  • HE GETS UP TO BAT
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  • AND THEY PITCH HIM THE BALL
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  • AND HE HITS IT;
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  • IT IS LIKE A BASE HIT.
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  • THE DUDE TAKES OFF RUNNING
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  • AS FAST AS HE CAN
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  • BUT HE'S REALLY NOT THAT FAST.
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  • THEY ACTUALLY WENT
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  • TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK
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  • AND CAME BACK, HE WAS
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  • JUST GETTING TO FIRST BASE.
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  • [Laughter]
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  • WHEN HE GOT TO FIRST BASE,
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  • HE WAS DONE.
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  • [Breathing heavy]
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  • AND HE DID SOMETHING
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  • THAT I NEVER SEEN
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  • IN ALL OF SPORTS BEFORE.
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  • HE WENT LIKE THIS.
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  • ANYBODY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
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  • ANOTHER HUMAN SHOWED UP,
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  • TOOK HIS SPOT AND STARTED
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  • BEING AN ATHLETE FOR HIM.
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  • THAT DUDE WENT AND SAT DOWN
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  • AND HAD SOME KOOL-AID
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  • AND SOME BEEF JERKY.
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  • I'M LIKE, "ARE YOU AN ATHLETE
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  • OR A HALF-LETE?
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  • WHAT JUST HAPPENED, DUDE?"
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  • I'M AMAZED AT THE FACT
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  • THAT LIKE THIS DUDE
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  • IS NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL.
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  • SO I DON'T REALLY WATCH
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  • A WHOLE LOT OF BASEBALL.
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  • I THINK HAVING,
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  • JUST IN GENERAL,
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  • HAVING A PINCH RUNNER
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  • BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
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  • THEY CALL THEM,
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  • WOULD BE PRETTY DOPE.
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  • I'M SORRY, WRONG AUDIENCE.
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  • IT WOULD BE EFFICIENT.
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  • BECAUSE IF YOU HAD
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  • A PINCH RUNNER IN LIFE,
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  • YOUR WIFE ASKS YOU ONE
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  • OF THOSE COMPLEX QUESTIONS.
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  • SHE'S LIKE, "HEY, DOES THIS
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  • DRESS MAKE ME LOOK BIG?"
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  • "UM, HEY, BRING IT IN DOG,
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  • BRING IT IN."
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  • [Laughter]
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  • "SHE GOT ONE OF THOSE
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  • QUESTIONS FOR YOU."
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  • I THINK WORKING OUT
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  • IS IMPORTANT.
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  • I WAS AT THE GYM
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  • THE OTHER MONTH.
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  • [Laughter]
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  • I WAS GOING TO DO SOME CARDIO
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  • BUT THEY MOVED IT UPSTAIRS.
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  • WELL, I AIN'T GOING UP THERE,
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  • MAN!
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  • [Laughter]
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  • WAS THAT YOUR LAUGH, JAMES?
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  • WOW, JAMES!
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  • SCARED ME A LITTLE BIT.
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  • I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.
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  • [Laughter]
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  • SO I WAS GOING TO DO CARDIO
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  • BUT THEN I GOT RECOGNIZED
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  • AT THE GYM.
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  • SHE WAS LIKE, "UH!"
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  • I WAS LIKE, "I'M JUST TRYING
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  • TO WORK OUT."
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  • SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU DON'T
  • 00:06:41.270 --> 00:06:42.290
  • UNDERSTAND, MICHAEL JR.
  • 00:06:42.290 --> 00:06:44.030
  • YOU'RE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN.
  • 00:06:44.030 --> 00:06:45.030
  • EVERY TIME I SEE YOU
  • 00:06:45.030 --> 00:06:46.030
  • I LAUGH MY BUTT OFF."
  • 00:06:46.030 --> 00:06:47.050
  • I SAID, "UH...
  • 00:06:47.050 --> 00:06:48.060
  • KEEP LAUGHING!"
  • 00:06:48.060 --> 00:06:49.090
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:06:54.140 --> 00:06:57.140
  • SO EVEN IF ANYONE HERE
  • 00:06:57.140 --> 00:06:59.140
  • HAS EVER COACHED HERE BEFORE,
  • 00:06:59.140 --> 00:07:00.240
  • IF YOU EVER PLAYED ANY SPORTS
  • 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:01.270
  • YOU'VE HEARD
  • 00:07:01.270 --> 00:07:02.260
  • THIS PHRASE BEFORE
  • 00:07:02.260 --> 00:07:03.280
  • OR YOU'VE SAID THIS PHRASE
  • 00:07:03.280 --> 00:07:05.010
  • IF YOU'RE A COACH.
  • 00:07:05.010 --> 00:07:06.020
  • WHERE YOU LOOK AT YOUR TEAM
  • 00:07:06.020 --> 00:07:07.070
  • YOU SAY, "LISTEN. THE STUFF
  • 00:07:07.070 --> 00:07:08.100
  • I'M TEACHING YOU HERE
  • 00:07:08.100 --> 00:07:09.140
  • IS NOT JUST ABOUT THIS GAME,
  • 00:07:09.140 --> 00:07:10.140
  • YOU'RE GOING TO APPLY IT
  • 00:07:10.140 --> 00:07:11.180
  • TO LIFE!"
  • 00:07:11.180 --> 00:07:12.240
  • HAVE YOU EVER
  • 00:07:12.240 --> 00:07:13.250
  • HEARD THAT BEFORE?
  • 00:07:13.250 --> 00:07:14.270
  • HERE'S THE THING.
  • 00:07:14.270 --> 00:07:15.280
  • IT'S NOT TRUE. LET ME EXPLAIN.
  • 00:07:15.280 --> 00:07:17.010
  • STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
  • 00:07:17.010 --> 00:07:18.050
  • I GOT A JOB PARKING CARS.
  • 00:07:18.050 --> 00:07:19.060
  • ONE OF THE CARS
  • 00:07:19.060 --> 00:07:20.090
  • WAS REALLY NICE SO
  • 00:07:20.090 --> 00:07:21.110
  • I TOOK IT FOR A LITTLE SPIN.
  • 00:07:21.110 --> 00:07:22.130
  • THE COMPANY FOUND OUT
  • 00:07:22.130 --> 00:07:23.150
  • AND MY BOSS LOST THE ACCOUNT.
  • 00:07:23.150 --> 00:07:24.190
  • HE WAS YELLING AT ME AND
  • 00:07:24.190 --> 00:07:25.240
  • SCREAMING, I DIDN'T KNOW
  • 00:07:25.240 --> 00:07:26.260
  • WHAT TO SAY OR DO.
  • 00:07:26.260 --> 00:07:27.280
  • I THOUGHT BACK TO MY
  • 00:07:27.280 --> 00:07:29.000
  • HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL COACH.
  • 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:30.030
  • I LOOKED AT MY BOSS AND
  • 00:07:30.030 --> 00:07:31.030
  • I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?
  • 00:07:31.030 --> 00:07:32.090
  • YOU WIN SOME YOU LOSE SOME,
  • 00:07:32.090 --> 00:07:33.130
  • MAN!
  • 00:07:33.130 --> 00:07:35.190
  • YOU CAN'T LET THIS ONE LOSS
  • 00:07:35.190 --> 00:07:36.250
  • GET YOU DOWN!
  • 00:07:36.250 --> 00:07:38.110
  • THE IMPORTANT THING
  • 00:07:38.110 --> 00:07:39.250
  • IS I WENT OUT THERE
  • 00:07:39.250 --> 00:07:41.050
  • AND I HAD FUN."
  • 00:07:41.050 --> 00:07:42.070
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:07:42.070 --> 00:07:43.100
  • AND THIS HAS BEEN FUN TOO.
  • 00:07:43.100 --> 00:07:44.090
  • THANKS A LOT.
  • 00:07:44.090 --> 00:07:45.150
  • I'M GOING TO SIT NEXT
  • 00:07:45.150 --> 00:07:46.160
  • TO THE ROBISONS!
  • 00:07:46.160 --> 00:07:47.230
  • James: THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
  • 00:07:47.230 --> 00:07:48.270
  • BUDDY!
  • 00:07:48.270 --> 00:07:50.250
  • MICHAEL JR. I ASK YOU,
  • 00:07:50.250 --> 00:07:52.150
  • WHEN I SAW YOU, "WHEN ARE YOU
  • 00:07:52.150 --> 00:07:54.010
  • GOING TO BE MICHAEL, SR.?
  • 00:07:54.010 --> 00:07:55.270
  • Michael: I THINK
  • 00:07:55.270 --> 00:07:57.130
  • IT'S LIKE WHEN I'M 65
  • 00:07:57.130 --> 00:07:58.160
  • OR SOMETHING; RIGHT?
  • 00:07:58.160 --> 00:07:59.180
  • James: COULD BE.
  • 00:07:59.180 --> 00:08:01.010
  • Michael: PROBABLY SO.
  • 00:08:01.010 --> 00:08:02.070
  • James: A LONG WAY TO GO.
  • 00:08:02.070 --> 00:08:03.060
  • Michael: FIVE KIDS.
  • 00:08:04.080 --> 00:08:06.130
  • I LOVE BEING A DAD.
  • 00:08:06.130 --> 00:08:07.210
  • IT'S LIKE THE BEST --
  • 00:08:07.210 --> 00:08:08.250
  • BEING A DAD IS LIKE THE BEST.
  • 00:08:08.250 --> 00:08:09.290
  • James: IS IT?
  • 00:08:09.290 --> 00:08:11.120
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:08:13.270 --> 00:08:16.270
  • James: I THOUGHT MAYBE
  • 00:08:16.270 --> 00:08:18.160
  • YOU WERE GOING TO TELL ME
  • 00:08:18.160 --> 00:08:19.180
  • SOMETHING INTERESTING.
  • 00:08:19.180 --> 00:08:20.180
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:08:20.180 --> 00:08:21.220
  • OR MAYBE SOMETHING FUNNY --
  • 00:08:21.220 --> 00:08:22.250
  • AND SURE ENOUGH YOU DID!
  • 00:08:22.250 --> 00:08:25.120
  • THIS IS A CD...
  • 00:08:27.250 --> 00:08:30.250
  • YEAH, I'M SHARP,
  • 00:08:30.250 --> 00:08:32.100
  • BUT YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF
  • 00:08:33.210 --> 00:08:34.280
  • LITTLE VIGNETTES, I GUESS.
  • 00:08:34.280 --> 00:08:37.240
  • OR IS IT THE BEST
  • 00:08:39.190 --> 00:08:40.190
  • OF A BUNCH OF SHOWS?
  • 00:08:40.190 --> 00:08:41.200
  • Michael: SO WHAT IT IS,
  • 00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:42.220
  • IT'S A CD AND NORMALLY,
  • 00:08:42.220 --> 00:08:43.260
  • A COMEDIAN, LIKE MYSELF,
  • 00:08:43.260 --> 00:08:44.270
  • I HAVE CD'S OUT
  • 00:08:44.270 --> 00:08:46.000
  • THAT IS MY STANDUP COMEDY.
  • 00:08:46.000 --> 00:08:47.080
  • BUT I HAVE THIS ABILITY
  • 00:08:47.080 --> 00:08:48.150
  • TO JUST IMPROMPTU TALK
  • 00:08:48.150 --> 00:08:50.250
  • TO THE AUDIENCE AND
  • 00:08:50.250 --> 00:08:52.120
  • FUNNY JUST KIND OF HAPPENS.
  • 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:53.190
  • SO WHAT WE'VE DONE
  • 00:08:53.190 --> 00:08:54.260
  • IS WE'VE TAKEN A COLLECTION
  • 00:08:54.260 --> 00:08:55.290
  • OF ALL OF THOSE INTERACTIONS
  • 00:08:55.290 --> 00:08:57.030
  • WITH AUDIENCE MEMBERS,
  • 00:08:57.030 --> 00:08:58.040
  • THOSE REALLY FUNNY,
  • 00:08:58.040 --> 00:08:59.050
  • James: WHEN YOU'RE TALKING
  • 00:09:00.110 --> 00:09:01.120
  • TO SOMEBODY LIKE YOU DID ME,
  • 00:09:01.120 --> 00:09:02.180
  • "APPARENTLY NOT."
  • 00:09:02.180 --> 00:09:03.190
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:09:03.190 --> 00:09:04.190
  • Michael: I'M GOING
  • 00:09:04.190 --> 00:09:05.260
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:09:07.010 --> 00:09:08.060
  • SO WE MADE A WHOLE CD OF
  • 00:09:08.060 --> 00:09:09.260
  • JUST THOSE FUNNY INTERACTIONS.
  • 00:09:09.260 --> 00:09:11.110
  • LIKE WE MET A COUPLE,
  • 00:09:11.110 --> 00:09:12.130
  • THE LADY WAS 84
  • 00:09:12.130 --> 00:09:14.130
  • AND THE GUY WAS 86 AND THEY
  • 00:09:14.130 --> 00:09:16.150
  • HAD JUST STARTED DATING.
  • 00:09:16.150 --> 00:09:18.140
  • SO THEY HAPPENED
  • 00:09:18.140 --> 00:09:20.010
  • TO BE IN MY AUDIENCE
  • 00:09:20.010 --> 00:09:21.010
  • AND I TALKED TO THEM.
  • 00:09:21.010 --> 00:09:22.030
  • AND WHAT HAPPENS IS
  • 00:09:22.030 --> 00:09:23.070
  • JUST COMPLETELY HYSTERICAL.
  • 00:09:23.070 --> 00:09:24.120
  • SO WE ACTUALLY,
  • 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:25.160
  • THAT'S THE CD, IT'S CALLED
  • 00:09:25.160 --> 00:09:26.170
  • "MICHAEL JR. BREAK TIME"
  • 00:09:26.170 --> 00:09:27.200
  • BECAUSE NORMALLY,
  • 00:09:27.200 --> 00:09:28.230
  • WHEN I'M DOING STANDUP COMEDY
  • 00:09:28.230 --> 00:09:29.280
  • IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOW,
  • 00:09:29.280 --> 00:09:30.290
  • IF YOU EVER COME SEE
  • 00:09:30.290 --> 00:09:32.030
  • ONE OF MY FULL EVENTS, I STOP
  • 00:09:32.030 --> 00:09:33.080
  • IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOW
  • 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:34.090
  • AND I TAKE A BREAK AND I TALK
  • 00:09:34.090 --> 00:09:35.100
  • TO THE AUDIENCE MEMBERS.
  • 00:09:35.100 --> 00:09:36.150
  • WELL, WE RECORD IT,
  • 00:09:36.150 --> 00:09:37.170
  • AND WE MADE A CD
  • 00:09:37.170 --> 00:09:38.190
  • James: AND IS THERE A BREAK
  • 00:09:39.210 --> 00:09:40.240
  • IN HERE TOO?
  • 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:41.260
  • Michael: THE WHOLE THING
  • 00:09:41.260 --> 00:09:42.290
  • IS BREAK TIME,
  • 00:09:42.290 --> 00:09:44.010
  • FROM DIFFERENT SHOWS I'VE
  • 00:09:44.010 --> 00:09:45.060
  • DONE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
  • 00:09:45.060 --> 00:09:46.080
  • SOMETHING ELSE I THINK
  • 00:09:47.130 --> 00:09:48.170
  • YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT:
  • 00:09:48.170 --> 00:09:49.180
  • NO SHOW COMEDY EVENT.
  • 00:09:49.180 --> 00:09:51.200
  • Michael: WHERE DID YOU
  • 00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:53.030
  • GET THAT?
  • 00:09:53.030 --> 00:09:54.060
  • IS THAT A BOOTLEG?
  • 00:09:54.060 --> 00:09:55.050
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:09:55.050 --> 00:09:56.040
  • HERE'S THE THING,
  • 00:09:56.040 --> 00:09:57.050
  • THIS ISN'T EVEN OUT YET.
  • 00:09:57.050 --> 00:09:58.050
  • SO YOU GOT...
  • 00:09:58.050 --> 00:09:59.090
  • LIKE FOR REAL,
  • 00:09:59.090 --> 00:10:00.120
  • JAMES HAS GOT SOME PULL
  • 00:10:00.120 --> 00:10:01.120
  • BECAUSE THIS THING,
  • 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:02.120
  • IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET.
  • 00:10:02.120 --> 00:10:03.180
  • BUT I'M REALLY,
  • 00:10:03.180 --> 00:10:04.230
  • REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THAT.
  • 00:10:04.230 --> 00:10:05.250
  • A FAMILY THAT HAD FIVE KIDS
  • 00:10:08.050 --> 00:10:10.260
  • AND THEY ADOPTED TWO
  • 00:10:10.260 --> 00:10:12.200
  • AND THEY WERE FOSTERING
  • 00:10:12.200 --> 00:10:14.060
  • FIVE SIBLINGS.
  • 00:10:14.060 --> 00:10:16.070
  • SOMEONE CAME ALONG
  • 00:10:18.260 --> 00:10:19.260
  • AND THEY WERE GOING TO ADOPT
  • 00:10:19.260 --> 00:10:20.270
  • TWO OF THE FIVE,
  • 00:10:20.270 --> 00:10:21.290
  • WHICH WOULD SOUND GREAT
  • 00:10:21.290 --> 00:10:22.290
  • BUT THAT MEANS THE FAMILY
  • 00:10:22.290 --> 00:10:24.030
  • WOULD GET SPLIT UP.
  • 00:10:24.030 --> 00:10:25.080
  • SO THIS FAMILY THAT
  • 00:10:25.080 --> 00:10:26.120
  • DOESN'T MAKE MUCH MONEY
  • 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:27.140
  • DECIDED TO STEP UP
  • 00:10:27.140 --> 00:10:28.180
  • AND ADOPT THESE FIVE KIDS.
  • 00:10:28.180 --> 00:10:30.190
  • SO NOW YOU HAVE
  • 00:10:30.190 --> 00:10:31.230
  • ALL THESE KIDS,
  • 00:10:31.230 --> 00:10:32.250
  • AND THEN SHORTLY AFTER
  • 00:10:32.250 --> 00:10:33.280
  • THEIR VEHICLE GOT STOLEN.
  • 00:10:33.280 --> 00:10:35.050
  • THIS IS WHERE
  • 00:10:35.050 --> 00:10:36.060
  • WE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT.
  • 00:10:36.060 --> 00:10:37.060
  • SO I WAS LIKE
  • 00:10:37.060 --> 00:10:38.090
  • THEIR VEHICLE GOT STOLEN
  • 00:10:38.090 --> 00:10:39.100
  • AND I FELT LIKE GOD WANTED ME
  • 00:10:39.100 --> 00:10:40.140
  • TO DO SOMETHING.
  • 00:10:40.140 --> 00:10:41.160
  • BUT HE DIDN'T SAY BUY THEM
  • 00:10:41.160 --> 00:10:42.210
  • A VEHICLE, HE JUST SAID...
  • 00:10:42.210 --> 00:10:43.230
  • SO I MEET WITH MY FAMILY
  • 00:10:43.230 --> 00:10:44.240
  • AND WE PRAY
  • 00:10:44.240 --> 00:10:46.020
  • AND WHAT WE DECIDE TO DO
  • 00:10:46.020 --> 00:10:47.030
  • IS WE DO A COMEDY SHOW
  • 00:10:47.030 --> 00:10:48.070
  • FUNDRAISER FOR THIS FAMILY.
  • 00:10:48.070 --> 00:10:49.060
  • BUT THE THING ABOUT
  • 00:10:49.060 --> 00:10:50.110
  • DOING A FUNDRAISER
  • 00:10:50.110 --> 00:10:51.130
  • IS IF I DO A COMEDY SHOW
  • 00:10:51.130 --> 00:10:52.160
  • FOR PEOPLE AND THEY
  • 00:10:52.160 --> 00:10:53.180
  • PAY MONEY FOR A TICKET
  • 00:10:53.180 --> 00:10:54.280
  • TO COME SEE THE COMEDY SHOW
  • 00:10:54.280 --> 00:10:56.090
  • AND THEY SEE A COMEDY SHOW,
  • 00:10:56.090 --> 00:10:58.030
  • THEY'RE GETTING
  • 00:10:58.030 --> 00:10:59.060
  • WHAT THEY'RE PAYING FOR.
  • 00:10:59.060 --> 00:11:00.120
  • THEY HAVEN'T REALLY HELPED
  • 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:01.140
  • BY ANY MEANS.
  • 00:11:01.140 --> 00:11:02.190
  • SO WHAT WE DECIDED TO DO,
  • 00:11:02.190 --> 00:11:04.240
  • BECAUSE TECHNICALLY
  • 00:11:04.240 --> 00:11:05.260
  • THAT WOULD BE ME BUYING
  • 00:11:05.260 --> 00:11:06.260
  • A FAMILY A VEHICLE
  • 00:11:06.260 --> 00:11:07.290
  • WITH THE PROCEEDS.
  • 00:11:07.290 --> 00:11:09.130
  • SO WHAT I DECIDED TO DO,
  • 00:11:09.130 --> 00:11:10.240
  • WE PRAYED AND WAS LIKE,
  • 00:11:10.240 --> 00:11:12.020
  • WE'RE GOING TO DO A SHOW,
  • 00:11:12.020 --> 00:11:13.050
  • "NO SHOW COMEDY SHOW."
  • 00:11:14.130 --> 00:11:15.270
  • SO PEOPLE BOUGHT TICKETS
  • 00:11:15.270 --> 00:11:17.140
  • TO A SHOW THAT THEY KNEW
  • 00:11:17.140 --> 00:11:18.220
  • WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.
  • 00:11:18.220 --> 00:11:20.020
  • GOT THE MONEY FOR THIS FAMILY
  • 00:11:21.210 --> 00:11:23.050
  • AND THE FAMILY DOESN'T EVEN
  • 00:11:23.050 --> 00:11:25.030
  • KNOW WE'RE DOING THIS.
  • 00:11:25.030 --> 00:11:26.160
  • AND THEY THINK
  • 00:11:28.130 --> 00:11:29.200
  • WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THEM
  • 00:11:29.200 --> 00:11:30.220
  • A VIDEO FUNDRAISER OF THEM
  • 00:11:30.220 --> 00:11:31.250
  • AND WHAT THEY ACTUALLY SEE
  • 00:11:31.250 --> 00:11:33.000
  • IS ME OUTSIDE THEIR HOUSE
  • 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:34.220
  • INTRODUCING THEM
  • 00:11:34.220 --> 00:11:36.040
  • TO THEIR VEHICLE.
  • 00:11:36.040 --> 00:11:37.100
  • AND YOU GET TO SEE
  • 00:11:37.100 --> 00:11:38.110
  • THEIR REACTION
  • 00:11:38.110 --> 00:11:39.150
  • AND IT'S PRETTY POWERFUL.
  • 00:11:39.150 --> 00:11:40.200
  • AND SO POWERFUL WE ACTUALLY
  • 00:11:41.260 --> 00:11:42.270
  • MADE A CURRICULUM OUT OF IT.
  • 00:11:42.270 --> 00:11:43.280
  • SO YOU CAN DO IT
  • 00:11:43.280 --> 00:11:44.290
  • AS A SMALL GROUP --
  • 00:11:44.290 --> 00:11:46.010
  • SO IT TEACHES THE PRINCIPLES
  • 00:11:46.010 --> 00:11:47.010
  • OF GIVING AND RECEIVING
  • 00:11:47.010 --> 00:11:48.050
  • BUT YOU CAN DO IT
  • 00:11:48.050 --> 00:11:49.070
  • AS A SMALL GROUP
  • 00:11:49.070 --> 00:11:50.140
  • OR YOU CAN DO IT
  • 00:11:50.140 --> 00:11:51.160
  • AS AN INDIVIDUAL
  • 00:11:51.160 --> 00:11:52.190
  • AND JUST WATCH IT AND JUST
  • 00:11:52.190 --> 00:11:53.230
  • RECEIVE AND LEARN A LOT.
  • 00:11:53.230 --> 00:11:54.260
  • IT SHOULD BE RELEASED
  • 00:11:54.260 --> 00:11:56.010
  • WITHIN THIS WEEK,
  • 00:11:56.010 --> 00:11:57.020
  • SO IF YOU GO TO MICHAEL JR.
  • 00:11:57.020 --> 00:11:58.080
  • -- ANYWHERE!
  • 00:11:58.080 --> 00:11:59.090
  • YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET IT HERE.
  • 00:11:59.090 --> 00:12:00.120
  • YOU CAN GET IT HERE.
  • 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:01.120
  • YOU'RE GOING TO THROW
  • 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:02.160
  • IN A PAIR OF SHOES FOR FREE
  • 00:12:02.160 --> 00:12:03.220
  • OR SOMETHING TOO; AREN'T YOU?
  • 00:12:03.220 --> 00:12:04.220
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:12:04.220 --> 00:12:06.260
  • GIVE THEM SOME SHOES.
  • 00:12:06.260 --> 00:12:08.040
  • SO I'M REALLY, REALLY EXCITED
  • 00:12:08.040 --> 00:12:10.020
  • ABOUT THAT PROJECT.
  • 00:12:10.020 --> 00:12:11.110
  • JUST SOME REALLY COOL STUFF
  • 00:12:11.110 --> 00:12:12.120
  • IS GOING ON.
  • 00:12:12.120 --> 00:12:13.130
  • James: IS THAT THE MAJOR
  • 00:12:13.130 --> 00:12:14.130
  • EMPHASIS ON YOUR HEART
  • 00:12:14.130 --> 00:12:15.150
  • RIGHT NOW IS TO TRY
  • 00:12:15.150 --> 00:12:16.190
  • TO GET PEOPLE FOCUSED IN
  • 00:12:16.190 --> 00:12:17.280
  • ON MEETING NEEDS THAT
  • 00:12:17.280 --> 00:12:18.280
  • JUST GO EASILY OVERLOOKED?
  • 00:12:18.280 --> 00:12:21.070
  • Michael: YEAH!
  • 00:12:21.070 --> 00:12:22.120
  • I THINK THE GREATEST GIFT
  • 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:23.110
  • YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE
  • 00:12:23.110 --> 00:12:24.110
  • IS GIVE THEM THE OPPORTUNITY
  • 00:12:24.110 --> 00:12:25.180
  • TO GIVE BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS
  • 00:12:25.180 --> 00:12:26.200
  • IS IT CHANGES A HEART.
  • 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:27.270
  • FOR ME, FOR INSTANCE,
  • 00:12:27.270 --> 00:12:28.260
  • MY COMEDY WAS ALL ABOUT
  • 00:12:28.260 --> 00:12:29.280
  • GETTING LAUGHS FROM PEOPLE.
  • 00:12:29.280 --> 00:12:31.180
  • THEN WHEN GOD TOLD ME
  • 00:12:31.180 --> 00:12:33.020
  • INSTEAD OF TRYING
  • 00:12:33.020 --> 00:12:34.030
  • TO GET LAUGHS FROM PEOPLE,
  • 00:12:34.030 --> 00:12:35.040
  • "I WANT YOU TO GIVE THEM
  • 00:12:35.040 --> 00:12:36.100
  • AN OPPORTUNITY TO LAUGH."
  • 00:12:36.100 --> 00:12:37.100
  • THAT RIGHT THERE
  • 00:12:37.100 --> 00:12:38.150
  • HAS CHANGED EVERYTHING
  • 00:12:38.150 --> 00:12:39.180
  • ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT I DO.
  • 00:12:39.180 --> 00:12:40.210
  • SO NOW EVEN AT MY EVENTS
  • 00:12:40.210 --> 00:12:42.250
  • OR EVEN DURING A BREAK TIME
  • 00:12:42.250 --> 00:12:43.280
  • I'LL TALK TO SOMEONE.
  • 00:12:43.280 --> 00:12:45.000
  • LIKE LAST WEEK THERE WAS
  • 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:46.030
  • A MECHANIC IN THE AUDIENCE.
  • 00:12:46.030 --> 00:12:47.060
  • I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU DO?"
  • 00:12:47.060 --> 00:12:48.090
  • HE SAID, "I'M A MECHANIC."
  • 00:12:48.090 --> 00:12:49.110
  • I SAID, "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
  • 00:12:49.110 --> 00:12:50.150
  • HE SAID, "IT MEANS I GET PAID
  • 00:12:50.150 --> 00:12:51.200
  • TO FIX PEOPLE'S CARS."
  • 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:53.010
  • SO WE TALKED FOR
  • 00:12:53.010 --> 00:12:54.010
  • A LITTLE LONGER
  • 00:12:54.010 --> 00:12:55.020
  • AND THEN HE UNDERSTOOD
  • 00:12:55.020 --> 00:12:56.030
  • THAT WHAT HE ACTUALLY DOES --
  • 00:12:56.030 --> 00:12:57.040
  • AND THIS WAS A REVELATION
  • 00:12:57.040 --> 00:12:58.060
  • FOR HIM -- IS HE HELPS INSURE
  • 00:12:58.060 --> 00:12:59.080
  • THAT PEOPLE REACH
  • 00:12:59.080 --> 00:13:00.150
  • THEIR DESIRED DESTINATION.
  • 00:13:00.150 --> 00:13:02.080
  • THAT RIGHT THERE
  • 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:03.120
  • WILL PUT YOUR ALARM CLOCK
  • 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:04.140
  • OUT OF BUSINESS.
  • 00:13:04.140 --> 00:13:05.160
  • THE OTHER ONE WILL CAUSE YOU
  • 00:13:05.160 --> 00:13:06.190
  • TO HIT THE SNOOZE.
  • 00:13:06.190 --> 00:13:07.210
  • SO IF WE CAN JUST UNDERSTAND
  • 00:13:07.210 --> 00:13:08.240
  • THAT EVERYTHING WE DO,
  • 00:13:08.240 --> 00:13:09.260
  • ANY JOB YOU HAVE,
  • 00:13:09.260 --> 00:13:10.280
  • YOU'RE GOING TO BE
  • 00:13:10.280 --> 00:13:12.000
  • SERVING PEOPLE ANYWAYS.
  • 00:13:12.000 --> 00:13:13.020
  • SO IF YOU COULD JUST
  • 00:13:13.020 --> 00:13:14.070
  • SHIFT ON SERVING THEM
  • 00:13:14.070 --> 00:13:15.080
  • AS OPPOSED TO JUST TRYING
  • 00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:16.120
  • TO BE SERVED FROM THEM.
  • 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:17.130
  • TECHNICALLY, TAKE THE NAPKIN
  • 00:13:17.130 --> 00:13:18.160
  • FROM HERE AND FOLD IT UP
  • 00:13:18.160 --> 00:13:20.090
  • AND PUT IT HERE,
  • 00:13:20.090 --> 00:13:21.220
  • IT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING
  • 00:13:21.220 --> 00:13:22.270
  • AND MAKE YOU A HAPPIER PERSON
  • 00:13:22.270 --> 00:13:23.290
  • AS A RESULT OF IT.
  • 00:13:23.290 --> 00:13:25.030
  • SO I INTERTWINE THAT
  • 00:13:25.030 --> 00:13:26.040
  • WITH THE COMEDY AND THE JOKES.
  • 00:13:26.040 --> 00:13:27.100
  • James: AND I REALLY DO
  • 00:13:27.100 --> 00:13:28.130
  • I FEEL LIKE GOD HAS
  • 00:13:29.170 --> 00:13:30.210
  • GIFTED YOU WITH A WONDERFUL
  • 00:13:30.210 --> 00:13:31.280
  • COMMUNICATION STYLE AND HUMOR
  • 00:13:31.280 --> 00:13:33.270
  • BUT I'VE WATCHED YOU
  • 00:13:33.270 --> 00:13:35.120
  • AND ALL THE LAUGHTER
  • 00:13:36.150 --> 00:13:37.200
  • AND IMMEDIATELY TAKE SOMEONE
  • 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:38.250
  • WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO GO.
  • 00:13:38.250 --> 00:13:39.270
  • BUT THE THING THAT I SAW
  • 00:13:39.270 --> 00:13:41.010
  • IN THOSE PEOPLE
  • 00:13:41.010 --> 00:13:42.060
  • WAS SOMEBODY NOTICED,
  • 00:13:42.060 --> 00:13:43.110
  • SOMEBODY LOVED US,
  • 00:13:43.110 --> 00:13:44.130
  • SOMEBODY CARED.
  • 00:13:44.130 --> 00:13:45.160
  • AND I THINK THAT'S AN ETERNAL
  • 00:13:45.160 --> 00:13:46.210
  • EFFECT ON THOSE PEOPLE,
  • 00:13:46.210 --> 00:13:48.040
  • NOT JUST RIGHT HERE.
  • 00:13:48.040 --> 00:13:49.210
  • I THINK
  • 00:13:49.210 --> 00:13:50.240
  • IT CHANGES THEM FOREVER.
  • 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:51.280
  • Michael: IF WE CAN JUST STOP
  • 00:13:51.280 --> 00:13:53.010
  • ASKING THE QUESTION,
  • 00:13:53.010 --> 00:13:54.020
  • "WHAT CAN I GET FOR MYSELF?"
  • 00:13:54.020 --> 00:13:55.100
  • AND START ASKING THE QUESTION,
  • 00:13:55.100 --> 00:13:56.150
  • "WHAT CAN I GIVE FROM MYSELF?"
  • 00:13:56.150 --> 00:13:59.100
  • IT WOULD CHANGE THE GAME.
  • 00:13:59.100 --> 00:14:00.220
  • IT REALLY WOULD.
  • 00:14:00.220 --> 00:14:01.260
  • James: WE'VE GOT VIEWERS
  • 00:14:01.260 --> 00:14:03.000
  • ALL OVER THE WORLD, MICHAEL.
  • 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:04.040
  • DID YOU WANT TO ASK MICHAEL
  • 00:14:04.040 --> 00:14:05.040
  • SOMETHING?
  • 00:14:05.040 --> 00:14:06.040
  • Betty: I WAS JUST SITTING HERE
  • 00:14:06.040 --> 00:14:07.080
  • LISTENING TO YOU.
  • 00:14:07.080 --> 00:14:08.090
  • REALLY IT'S A GIFT...
  • 00:14:08.090 --> 00:14:09.100
  • Michael: HOW DID YOU
  • 00:14:09.100 --> 00:14:10.140
  • GET BETTY EXACTLY?
  • 00:14:10.140 --> 00:14:11.140
  • HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
  • 00:14:11.140 --> 00:14:12.190
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:14:12.190 --> 00:14:13.210
  • James: WELL, YOU KNOW YOU
  • 00:14:13.210 --> 00:14:14.250
  • WERE TALKING ABOUT MIRACLES.
  • 00:14:14.250 --> 00:14:15.270
  • THIS IS IT! IT WAS JUST THIS.
  • 00:14:15.270 --> 00:14:17.050
  • IT REALLY IS.
  • 00:14:17.050 --> 00:14:18.110
  • I ENJOYED SHOPPING
  • 00:14:18.110 --> 00:14:19.120
  • WHILE I WAS LOOKING.
  • 00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:20.150
  • I WAS SHOPPING.
  • 00:14:20.150 --> 00:14:22.030
  • Michael: SO SHE GOT
  • 00:14:22.030 --> 00:14:23.170
  • THE SHORT END OF THE STICK?
  • 00:14:23.170 --> 00:14:24.220
  • IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?
  • 00:14:24.220 --> 00:14:25.240
  • James: NO DOUBT SHE DID!
  • 00:14:26.110 --> 00:14:29.110
  • Betty: NOW I FORGOT
  • 00:14:29.110 --> 00:14:31.040
  • WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.
  • 00:14:31.040 --> 00:14:32.280
  • NO, I SEE IN THE GIFT
  • 00:14:32.280 --> 00:14:34.080
  • THAT GOD'S GIVEN YOU
  • 00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:35.070
  • TO ALLOW PEOPLE TO LAUGH
  • 00:14:35.070 --> 00:14:37.170
  • THROUGH WHAT YOU DO,
  • 00:14:37.170 --> 00:14:38.190
  • BUT AT THE SAME TIME
  • 00:14:38.190 --> 00:14:40.200
  • YOUR GOAL, IT SEEMS LIKE
  • 00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:42.130
  • IS TO TAKE THEM SOMEWHERE,
  • 00:14:42.130 --> 00:14:43.280
  • AND MAYBE EVEN BY INTERACTING
  • 00:14:43.280 --> 00:14:46.030
  • WITH YOUR AUDIENCE,
  • 00:14:46.030 --> 00:14:47.080
  • WHICH I THINK IS WONDERFUL.
  • 00:14:47.080 --> 00:14:48.150
  • THAT'S NOT AN
  • 00:14:48.150 --> 00:14:49.190
  • EASY THING TO DO,
  • 00:14:49.190 --> 00:14:50.250
  • BUT TO BRING IT BACK HOME
  • 00:14:50.250 --> 00:14:52.130
  • TO WHERE THEY GO AWAY
  • 00:14:52.130 --> 00:14:53.260
  • NOT ONLY HAVING HAD LAUGHTER,
  • 00:14:53.260 --> 00:14:55.000
  • WHICH IS GOOD FOR US,
  • 00:14:55.000 --> 00:14:56.200
  • BUT WITH A PURPOSE MAYBE
  • 00:14:56.200 --> 00:14:58.090
  • OF WHAT GOD WANTS THEM TO DO
  • 00:14:58.090 --> 00:15:00.050
  • WITH THEIR LIVES.
  • 00:15:00.050 --> 00:15:01.210
  • Michael: YOU SUMMED IT UP
  • 00:15:01.210 --> 00:15:02.240
  • PERFECT.
  • 00:15:02.240 --> 00:15:04.010
  • Y'ALL SHOULD SWITCH SEATS!
  • 00:15:04.010 --> 00:15:05.030
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:15:05.030 --> 00:15:06.150
  • THAT'S AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY!
  • 00:15:06.150 --> 00:15:08.280
  • A MILLION PEOPLE TO LAUGH,
  • 00:15:10.100 --> 00:15:11.150
  • IT'S JUST A MILLION
  • 00:15:11.150 --> 00:15:12.160
  • PEOPLE LAUGHING.
  • 00:15:12.160 --> 00:15:13.170
  • AND A LOT OF COMEDIANS SAY,
  • 00:15:13.170 --> 00:15:14.220
  • AND IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT,
  • 00:15:14.220 --> 00:15:15.230
  • "IF I CAN JUST GET
  • 00:15:16.250 --> 00:15:17.250
  • PEOPLE IN THE ROOM
  • 00:15:17.250 --> 00:15:18.260
  • TO FORGET THEIR PROBLEMS
  • 00:15:18.260 --> 00:15:19.270
  • FOR A LITTLE WHILE."
  • 00:15:19.270 --> 00:15:20.280
  • FORGET THEIR PROBLEMS? NO.
  • 00:15:20.280 --> 00:15:22.030
  • BUT AFTERWARDS
  • 00:15:22.030 --> 00:15:23.100
  • THEY STILL GOT SOME PROBLEMS.
  • 00:15:23.100 --> 00:15:24.130
  • SO I WANT TO TAKE THEM,
  • 00:15:24.130 --> 00:15:25.160
  • I WANT TO CATCH THEM
  • 00:15:25.160 --> 00:15:26.190
  • WITH THE COMEDY
  • 00:15:26.190 --> 00:15:27.210
  • AND KEEP THEM WITH THE TRUTH.
  • 00:15:27.210 --> 00:15:28.260
  • I WANT TO TAKE THEM
  • 00:15:28.260 --> 00:15:29.250
  • SOMEWHERE BETTER THAN
  • 00:15:29.250 --> 00:15:30.270
  • JUST A TEMPORARY SOLUTION.
  • 00:15:30.270 --> 00:15:31.270
  • James: I THINK HE DOES IT.
  • 00:15:31.270 --> 00:15:33.010
  • DO YOU THINK HE DOES IT?
  • 00:15:33.010 --> 00:15:34.060
  • [Cheers & applause]
  • 00:15:34.060 --> 00:15:36.070
  • I THINK MICHAEL IS ONE OF
  • 00:15:36.070 --> 00:15:39.070
  • THE MOST GIFTED PEOPLE I KNOW
  • 00:15:39.070 --> 00:15:40.280
  • AND I THINK
  • 00:15:40.280 --> 00:15:42.010
  • HE IS A GIFT TO US,
  • 00:15:42.010 --> 00:15:43.010
  • ALL OF US, NOT JUST CHRISTIANS
  • 00:15:43.010 --> 00:15:44.270
  • BUT ALL OF US
  • 00:15:44.270 --> 00:15:46.080
  • HERE ON THIS PLANET --
  • 00:15:46.080 --> 00:15:47.090
  • THE HUMAN RACE.
  • 00:15:47.090 --> 00:15:48.110
  • AND THIS IS SOMETHING,
  • 00:15:48.110 --> 00:15:49.170
  • IF SOMEBODY WANTED TO GO
  • 00:15:49.170 --> 00:15:51.200
  • AND KNOW ALL ABOUT WHAT
  • 00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:52.280
  • YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE
  • 00:15:52.280 --> 00:15:54.010
  • AND BE ABLE TO GET THIS
  • 00:15:54.010 --> 00:15:55.020
  • OR HOWEVER YOU PRESENT IT,
  • 00:15:55.020 --> 00:15:56.280
  • WHERE DO THEY GO?
  • 00:15:56.280 --> 00:15:58.070
  • THEY CAN LEARN ABOUT
  • 00:15:59.100 --> 00:16:00.130
  • WHAT'S GOING ON?
  • 00:16:00.130 --> 00:16:01.150
  • Michael: THEY CAN GO
  • 00:16:01.150 --> 00:16:02.170
  • TO MICHAELJR.COM
  • 00:16:02.170 --> 00:16:03.190
  • OR IF YOU WANT
  • 00:16:03.190 --> 00:16:04.210
  • TO MAKE IT AVAILABLE TO THEM,
  • 00:16:04.210 --> 00:16:05.230
  • BECAUSE APPARENTLY
  • 00:16:06.270 --> 00:16:07.280
  • YOU GOT THAT ONE.
  • 00:16:07.280 --> 00:16:09.000
  • SO DO THAT.
  • 00:16:10.060 --> 00:16:11.110
  • James: OKAY. I WILL OFFER THIS
  • 00:16:11.110 --> 00:16:12.190
  • TO ANYONE WHO WILL GIVE
  • 00:16:12.190 --> 00:16:13.230
  • SOME SHOES TO KIDS.
  • 00:16:13.230 --> 00:16:14.240
  • YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
  • 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:16.200
  • Michael: WHAT AM I GOING
  • 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:17.290
  • TO SAY AT THIS POINT?
  • 00:16:17.290 --> 00:16:19.040
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:16:19.040 --> 00:16:20.060
  • NO! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!
  • 00:16:20.060 --> 00:16:21.080
  • THAT'S REALLY COOL.
  • 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:22.110
  • James: YOU KNOW
  • 00:16:22.110 --> 00:16:23.130
  • FROM THE TIME YOU WALKED IN
  • 00:16:23.130 --> 00:16:24.160
  • WITH ME AND BETTY TONIGHT
  • 00:16:24.160 --> 00:16:25.220
  • TALKING, I FEEL LIKE YOU KNEW
  • 00:16:25.220 --> 00:16:27.090
  • THAT WE HAD AN INTEREST
  • 00:16:27.090 --> 00:16:28.230
  • DID YOU FEEL THAT?
  • 00:16:30.050 --> 00:16:31.090
  • Michael: I FELT THAT
  • 00:16:31.090 --> 00:16:32.100
  • FROM THE GATE,
  • 00:16:32.100 --> 00:16:33.100
  • FROM THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
  • 00:16:33.100 --> 00:16:34.100
  • WHEN WE FIRST MET.
  • 00:16:34.100 --> 00:16:35.130
  • James: THAT WAS YEARS AGO.
  • 00:16:35.130 --> 00:16:36.180
  • James: IT'S NEVER CHANGED.
  • 00:16:37.240 --> 00:16:38.250
  • BUT SEE, I LOOK OUT
  • 00:16:38.250 --> 00:16:39.280
  • AT ALL THE PEOPLE
  • 00:16:39.280 --> 00:16:40.290
  • THAT NOBODY NOTICED
  • 00:16:40.290 --> 00:16:41.280
  • AND THEY THINK NOBODY CARES.
  • 00:16:41.280 --> 00:16:43.010
  • THEN I SAY TO ALL THE PEOPLE
  • 00:16:43.010 --> 00:16:44.030
  • PEOPLE EVERYWHERE LIKE THAT
  • 00:16:45.070 --> 00:16:46.090
  • LET'S HELP THEM.
  • 00:16:46.090 --> 00:16:47.120
  • I LIKE WHAT JOEL OSTEEN'S
  • 00:16:47.120 --> 00:16:48.170
  • FATHER SAID TO ME
  • 00:16:48.170 --> 00:16:49.200
  • THAT REALLY BLESSED ME.
  • 00:16:49.200 --> 00:16:50.230
  • BEFORE HE DIED,
  • 00:16:50.230 --> 00:16:51.260
  • HE'S BEEN GONE NOW FOR...
  • 00:16:51.260 --> 00:16:53.010
  • Michael: HE SAID IT
  • 00:16:53.010 --> 00:16:54.040
  • BEFORE HE DIED?
  • 00:16:54.040 --> 00:16:55.030
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:16:55.030 --> 00:16:56.090
  • James: YOU KNOW
  • 00:16:56.090 --> 00:16:57.150
  • WHAT MIRACULOUS THINGS --
  • 00:16:57.150 --> 00:17:00.080
  • JOHN OSTEEN
  • 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:01.220
  • AND I'VE BEEN TALKING.
  • 00:17:01.220 --> 00:17:03.110
  • JOHN CALLS US AFTER WATCHING
  • 00:17:03.110 --> 00:17:05.050
  • WHAT SOME OF YOU'LL SEE
  • 00:17:05.050 --> 00:17:06.120
  • IN A FEW MINUTES AND HE SAID,
  • 00:17:06.120 --> 00:17:07.200
  • "JAMES, I WANT TO THANK YOU.
  • 00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:08.260
  • I'M A MISSION-MINDED PASTOR.
  • 00:17:08.260 --> 00:17:09.290
  • YOU AND BETTY HAVE BROUGHT
  • 00:17:09.290 --> 00:17:11.000
  • THE MISSION FIELDS
  • 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:12.030
  • OF THE WORLD INTO OUR HOMES.
  • 00:17:12.030 --> 00:17:13.050
  • WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO SEE
  • 00:17:13.050 --> 00:17:14.090
  • WHAT GOD DOES THROUGH
  • 00:17:14.090 --> 00:17:15.120
  • THE LOVE OF MISSIONARIES AS
  • 00:17:15.120 --> 00:17:17.050
  • IT FLOWS THROUGH THEM FREELY.
  • 00:17:17.050 --> 00:17:19.030
  • AND YOU'VE ENABLED US
  • 00:17:19.030 --> 00:17:20.170
  • TO SEE THE IMPORTANCE
  • 00:17:20.170 --> 00:17:21.240
  • OF KEEPING THEM ON THE FIELD
  • 00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:22.270
  • AND WHAT THAT LOVE DOES."
  • 00:17:22.270 --> 00:17:24.170
  • AND HE SAID, "THANK YOU."
  • 00:17:24.170 --> 00:17:26.000
  • I THINK REALLY AND TRULY
  • 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:27.040
  • WE'RE SEEING
  • 00:17:27.040 --> 00:17:28.070
  • THAT MISSION OUTREACH
  • 00:17:28.070 --> 00:17:29.110
  • IN HIS SON JOEL,
  • 00:17:29.110 --> 00:17:30.160
  • BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF A MIRACLE
  • 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:31.200
  • THE WAY JOEL
  • 00:17:31.200 --> 00:17:32.230
  • HAS COMFORTED PEOPLE
  • 00:17:32.230 --> 00:17:33.240
  • SO WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS GREAT.
  • 00:17:34.290 --> 00:17:35.290
  • THE WEB SITE IS MICHAEL...
  • 00:17:35.290 --> 00:17:37.060
  • Michael: MICHAELJR.COM.
  • 00:17:37.060 --> 00:17:39.080
  • TO CHECK THAT OUT.
  • 00:17:40.140 --> 00:17:41.120
  • MICHAEL, WE ARE RIGHT NOW,
  • 00:17:41.120 --> 00:17:42.130
  • WE'RE GOING TO ASK PEOPLE
  • 00:17:42.130 --> 00:17:43.130
  • ALL OVER THE THE WORLD TO
  • 00:17:43.130 --> 00:17:44.130
  • WE DO CLEFT PALATE SURGERY.
  • 00:17:46.220 --> 00:17:47.250
  • WE'VE GOT
  • 00:17:47.250 --> 00:17:49.000
  • A LITTLE TWISTED FACE
  • 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:50.030
  • AND SOMETIMES KIDS
  • 00:17:50.030 --> 00:17:51.050
  • WILL PULL BACK;
  • 00:17:51.050 --> 00:17:52.110
  • THEY DON'T EVEN WANT TO
  • 00:17:52.110 --> 00:17:53.160
  • SEE THEMSELVES IN A PICTURE.
  • 00:17:53.160 --> 00:17:55.040
  • WE'VE WATCHED THEM PULL BACK
  • 00:17:55.040 --> 00:17:56.110
  • WHEN THEY DID.
  • 00:17:56.110 --> 00:17:57.130
  • WE'RE GOING TO GIVE THEM
  • 00:17:57.130 --> 00:17:58.160
  • A SMILE.
  • 00:17:58.160 --> 00:17:59.190
  • YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
  • 00:17:59.190 --> 00:18:00.230
  • WE'RE GOING TO DO?
  • 00:18:00.230 --> 00:18:01.290
  • WE'RE GOING TO GIVE
  • 00:18:01.290 --> 00:18:03.010
  • SOME CHILDREN LITTLE SHOES
  • 00:18:03.010 --> 00:18:04.030
  • THAT NEVER HAD THEM.
  • 00:18:04.030 --> 00:18:05.060
  • I'M TELLING YOU,
  • 00:18:05.060 --> 00:18:06.100
  • IT'S GOING TO MAKE THEM HAPPY.
  • 00:18:06.100 --> 00:18:07.160
  • $36 WE CAN GIVE 10 CHILDREN
  • 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:09.050
  • A PAIR OF SHOES.
  • 00:18:09.050 --> 00:18:11.100
  • NOW HERE'S OUR GOAL, BETTY,
  • 00:18:11.100 --> 00:18:12.150
  • AND I BELIEVE WE'RE GOING TO
  • 00:18:12.150 --> 00:18:13.220
  • REACH IT, 150.000 CHILDREN,
  • 00:18:13.220 --> 00:18:15.290
  • MANY DIFFERENT NATIONS WHERE
  • 00:18:15.290 --> 00:18:17.070
  • THE MISSIONARIES HAVE SAID,
  • 00:18:17.070 --> 00:18:18.100
  • "HERE IS AN AREA
  • 00:18:18.100 --> 00:18:19.140
  • OF GREAT NEED."
  • 00:18:19.140 --> 00:18:20.240
  • THERE'S SO MUCH
  • 00:18:20.240 --> 00:18:22.050
  • THAT CAUSES DISEASE
  • 00:18:22.050 --> 00:18:23.150
  • IN CHILDREN'S FEET
  • 00:18:23.150 --> 00:18:24.250
  • WHEN THEY ARE CUT
  • 00:18:24.250 --> 00:18:26.050
  • OR THEY GET BACTERIA
  • 00:18:26.050 --> 00:18:27.200
  • AND EVEN HOOKWORMS
  • 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:28.250
  • THAT CAN ACTUALLY DESTROY
  • 00:18:28.250 --> 00:18:30.050
  • THEIR LIVES.
  • 00:18:30.050 --> 00:18:31.080
  • SO WE WANT TO DO THAT
  • 00:18:31.080 --> 00:18:32.100
  • FOR CHRISTMAS.
  • 00:18:32.100 --> 00:18:33.120
  • THEN, BETTY,
  • 00:18:33.120 --> 00:18:34.140
  • WE WANT TO GIVE SMILES.
  • 00:18:34.140 --> 00:18:35.160
  • WHEN YOU SEE
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  • THESE LITTLE CHILDREN
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  • THAT THEY CAN'T SMILE,
  • 00:18:37.200 --> 00:18:38.220
  • THEY WANT TO SMILE, WELL,
  • 00:18:38.220 --> 00:18:39.240
  • WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT.
  • 00:18:39.240 --> 00:18:40.260
  • HERE'S WHAT IT TAKES.
  • 00:18:40.260 --> 00:18:41.280
  • WE'RE ABLE TO DO
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  • THE CLEFT PALATE
  • 00:18:43.000 --> 00:18:44.020
  • AND THE FACIAL SURGERY
  • 00:18:44.020 --> 00:18:45.050
  • FOR $500 PER SURGERY.
  • 00:18:45.050 --> 00:18:46.120
  • I'M ASKING YOU,
  • 00:18:46.120 --> 00:18:47.170
  • PRAY, COULD YOU GIVE
  • 00:18:47.170 --> 00:18:48.220
  • A COUPLE OF SURGERIES?
  • 00:18:48.220 --> 00:18:49.260
  • WOULD YOU DO THAT?
  • 00:18:49.260 --> 00:18:50.270
  • BETTY AND I GLADLY,
  • 00:18:50.270 --> 00:18:52.030
  • AND LORD, WE THANK YOU
  • 00:18:52.030 --> 00:18:53.060
  • THAT WE CAN DO THIS,
  • 00:18:53.060 --> 00:18:54.140
  • WE'LL DO THAT.
  • 00:18:54.140 --> 00:18:55.210
  • I KNOW EVERYONE CAN'T DO THAT,
  • 00:18:55.210 --> 00:18:56.260
  • I UNDERSTAND THAT.
  • 00:18:56.260 --> 00:18:57.290
  • BUT IF YOU COULD GIVE
  • 00:18:57.290 --> 00:18:59.020
  • ONE SURGERY OR TWO, DO IT.
  • 00:18:59.020 --> 00:19:00.060
  • BUT HERE'S THE THING
  • 00:19:00.060 --> 00:19:01.080
  • I WANT YOU ALL
  • 00:19:01.080 --> 00:19:02.100
  • TO HAVE A PART IN.
  • 00:19:02.100 --> 00:19:03.140
  • WOULD YOU GIVE
  • 00:19:03.140 --> 00:19:04.160
  • SOME CHILDREN SHOES?
  • 00:19:04.160 --> 00:19:05.190
  • AND WE NEED TO GET THIS NOW
  • 00:19:05.190 --> 00:19:06.220
  • SO WE CAN GET THE SHOES
  • 00:19:06.220 --> 00:19:07.280
  • TO THE CHILDREN BY CHRISTMAS,
  • 00:19:07.280 --> 00:19:09.180
  • BEGIN DOING THE SURGERIES.
  • 00:19:09.180 --> 00:19:11.040
  • THANK YOU FOR BLESSING OTHERS
  • 00:19:11.040 --> 00:19:12.290
  • WITH THE LOVE OF GOD.
  • 00:19:12.290 --> 00:19:14.110
  • THANKS FOR MAKING THE CALL.
  • 00:19:14.110 --> 00:19:15.290
  • Announcer: POVERTY IS A KILLER
  • 00:19:20.090 --> 00:19:22.060
  • AND BECAUSE OF IT CHILDREN NEEDLESSLY SUFFER
  • 00:19:22.090 --> 00:19:24.230
  • NOT ONLY FROM A LACK OF FOOD AND CLEAN WATER
  • 00:19:24.260 --> 00:19:27.030
  • BUT ALSO FROM A LACK OF THINGS WE TAKE FOR GRANTED
  • 00:19:27.060 --> 00:19:29.140
  • SUCH AS A HEALTHY SMILE
  • 00:19:29.170 --> 00:19:31.140
  • OR A SIMPLE PAIR OF SHOES.
  • 00:19:31.170 --> 00:19:33.200
  • FOR MOST OF THESE CHILDREN
  • 00:19:33.230 --> 00:19:35.200
  • THEY'VE NEVER OWNED A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
  • 00:19:35.230 --> 00:19:37.200
  • WHILE THAT MAY SEEN MINOR IN THE LIGHT OF ALL THEIR NEEDS,
  • 00:19:37.230 --> 00:19:39.200
  • WALKING WITH BARE FEET
  • 00:19:39.230 --> 00:19:41.200
  • PUTS THEM AT RISK OF LIFE-THREATENING INFECTIONS
  • 00:19:41.230 --> 00:19:43.180
  • THAT COULD LEAD TO CRIPPLING CONSEQUENCES,
  • 00:19:43.210 --> 00:19:45.260
  • DISEASE, AND EVEN DEATH.
  • 00:19:45.290 --> 00:19:48.190
  • BY RESPONDING TODAY YOU CAN HELP LIFE
  • 00:19:48.220 --> 00:19:50.250
  • IMMEDIATELY SECURE AND BEGIN SHIPPING CHRISTMAS SHOES
  • 00:19:50.280 --> 00:19:53.240
  • TO 150.000 CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD
  • 00:19:53.270 --> 00:19:56.250
  • JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
  • 00:19:56.280 --> 00:19:59.120
  • YOUR GIFT OF $36 WILL HELP PROVIDE TEN PAIRS OF SHOES.
  • 00:19:59.150 --> 00:20:03.010
  • A GIFT OF $72 WILL HELP PROVIDE 20 PAIR,
  • 00:20:03.040 --> 00:20:05.220
  • AND A GIFT OF $180
  • 00:20:05.250 --> 00:20:07.220
  • WILL HELP PROVIDE 50 PAIRS OF CHRISTMAS SHOES
  • 00:20:07.250 --> 00:20:09.270
  • FOR CHILDREN IN NEED.
  • 00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:11.270
  • WITH YOUR GIFT OF ANY AMOUNT,
  • 00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:13.270
  • BE SURE TO REQUEST THIS BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED BLUE METAL SHOE ORNAMENT,
  • 00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:17.130
  • A TREASURE TO PLACE ON YOUR TREE EACH HOLIDAY SEASON.
  • 00:20:17.160 --> 00:20:20.200
  • WITH YOUR GIFT OF $180 OR MORE
  • 00:20:20.230 --> 00:20:23.030
  • YOU MAY ALSO REQUEST THIS KEEPSAKE BOXED SET
  • 00:20:23.060 --> 00:20:25.180
  • OF LIFE'S CHRISTMAS SHOE ORNAMENTS.
  • 00:20:25.210 --> 00:20:27.200
  • FINALLY, PLEASE CONSIDER A GIFT OF $1.000 OR MORE
  • 00:20:27.230 --> 00:20:30.270
  • TO HELP PROVIDE OVER 275 PAIRS OF SHOES
  • 00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:33.290
  • OR TWO CHILDREN WITH CORRECTIVE CLEFT PALATE SURGERIES.
  • 00:20:34.020 --> 00:20:37.080
  • AND YOU MAY REQUEST OUR "MAJESTY" BRONZE SCULPTURE
  • 00:20:37.110 --> 00:20:40.290
  • PLEASE CALL, WRITE, OR MAKE YOUR GIFT ONLINE TODAY!
  • 00:20:41.020 --> 00:20:46.030
  • James: WELL,
  • 00:20:46.250 --> 00:20:49.250
  • BETTY AND I SAY THANK YOU.
  • 00:20:49.250 --> 00:20:50.270
  • I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED
  • 00:20:50.270 --> 00:20:51.260
  • SO BEAUTIFUL AWHILE AGO.
  • 00:20:51.260 --> 00:20:52.280
  • I WAS WATCHING ON THE MONITOR.
  • 00:20:52.280 --> 00:20:55.170
  • GOD REALLY DID BLESS ME.
  • 00:20:55.170 --> 00:20:56.170
  • YOU KNOW MICHAEL ASKED ME
  • 00:20:56.170 --> 00:20:57.180
  • HOW IN THE WORLD
  • 00:20:57.180 --> 00:20:58.190
  • DID I GET YOU?
  • 00:20:58.190 --> 00:20:59.230
  • IT'S A MIRACLE!
  • 00:20:59.230 --> 00:21:00.280
  • SHE GOT THE SHORT END
  • 00:21:00.280 --> 00:21:02.000
  • OF THE STICK, THERE'S
  • 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:03.020
  • NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT.
  • 00:21:03.020 --> 00:21:04.070
  • BUT I TELL YOU WHAT,
  • 00:21:04.070 --> 00:21:05.130
  • THE JOY THAT GOD HAS
  • 00:21:05.130 --> 00:21:06.180
  • ALLOWED US TO HAVE TOGETHER;
  • 00:21:06.180 --> 00:21:07.200
  • HERE'S THE BEAUTIFUL THING.
  • 00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:08.240
  • WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP THAT
  • 00:21:08.240 --> 00:21:10.250
  • HAS BEEN SUCH A JOY TO US
  • 00:21:10.250 --> 00:21:13.000
  • WITH ANY CHALLENGES,
  • 00:21:13.000 --> 00:21:14.100
  • AND WE'VE SEEN THEM,
  • 00:21:14.100 --> 00:21:15.130
  • ALL OF US DO.
  • 00:21:15.130 --> 00:21:17.080
  • BUT THE FACT THAT
  • 00:21:17.080 --> 00:21:18.160
  • WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO SHARE JOY
  • 00:21:18.160 --> 00:21:19.260
  • IS OUR GREATEST JOY,
  • 00:21:19.260 --> 00:21:21.140
  • GIVING LIFE.
  • 00:21:21.140 --> 00:21:22.240
  • WELL, MICHAEL JR. IS HERE.
  • 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:23.280
  • HE'S TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS
  • 00:21:23.280 --> 00:21:25.150
  • "NO SHOW COMEDY"
  • 00:21:25.150 --> 00:21:27.050
  • THAT HE SAYS WE MIRACULOUSLY
  • 00:21:27.050 --> 00:21:28.120
  • GOT A JUMP START ON.
  • 00:21:28.120 --> 00:21:30.090
  • AND HE SAID YOU CAN HAVE THIS
  • 00:21:30.090 --> 00:21:32.120
  • IF YOU WILL... I SAID,
  • 00:21:32.120 --> 00:21:34.030
  • "LET'S GIVE SOME
  • 00:21:34.030 --> 00:21:35.030
  • SHOES AND SMILES."
  • 00:21:35.030 --> 00:21:36.040
  • BUT HE ALSO HAS
  • 00:21:36.040 --> 00:21:37.060
  • THIS LITTLE COMEDY DEAL
  • 00:21:37.060 --> 00:21:38.190
  • THAT WE TALKED ABOUT UP FRONT.
  • 00:21:38.190 --> 00:21:40.160
  • I WANT TO SAY TO YOU,
  • 00:21:40.190 --> 00:21:43.190
  • AND I'M DOING THIS
  • 00:21:43.190 --> 00:21:44.230
  • ON MY OWN HERE,
  • 00:21:44.230 --> 00:21:46.230
  • YOU MAY HAVE EITHER ONE
  • 00:21:46.230 --> 00:21:48.170
  • THAT YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE.
  • 00:21:48.170 --> 00:21:50.000
  • YOU SAY, "I WANT
  • 00:21:50.000 --> 00:21:51.060
  • THAT LITTLE BREAK TIME.
  • 00:21:51.060 --> 00:21:53.050
  • I WANT TO HEAR
  • 00:21:53.050 --> 00:21:54.110
  • THAT INTERACTION."
  • 00:21:54.110 --> 00:21:55.160
  • "I WANT TO SEE THIS VISION
  • 00:21:55.160 --> 00:21:56.180
  • AND ALL THIS OVER HERE
  • 00:21:56.180 --> 00:21:57.220
  • AND I WANT TO SEE THAT FAMILY
  • 00:21:57.220 --> 00:21:58.240
  • YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT."
  • 00:21:58.240 --> 00:21:59.280
  • EITHER ONE -- EITHER ONE
  • 00:21:59.280 --> 00:22:01.060
  • IF YOU SAY I'LL GIVE
  • 00:22:01.060 --> 00:22:02.100
  • SOME SHOES, ASK FOR THEM.
  • 00:22:02.100 --> 00:22:03.110
  • SO BOTH OF THEM,
  • 00:22:03.110 --> 00:22:04.160
  • THEY CAN SEE THEM BOTH,
  • 00:22:04.160 --> 00:22:05.160
  • BUT THEY'VE GOT A CHOICE.
  • 00:22:05.160 --> 00:22:06.190
  • YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE
  • 00:22:06.190 --> 00:22:07.200
  • THE CHOICE FOR EVERYBODY.
  • 00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:08.210
  • YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
  • 00:22:08.210 --> 00:22:09.220
  • YOU GET MY DRIFT?
  • 00:22:09.220 --> 00:22:10.250
  • Michael: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
  • 00:22:10.250 --> 00:22:11.260
  • YES, SIR!
  • 00:22:11.260 --> 00:22:13.010
  • [Laughter]
  • 00:22:13.010 --> 00:22:14.100
  • James: WOULD YOU
  • 00:22:14.100 --> 00:22:15.110
  • SAY THANKS TO MICHAEL JR.
  • 00:22:15.110 --> 00:22:16.170
  • FOR BEING WITH US?
  • 00:22:16.170 --> 00:22:18.140
  • THANK ALL OF YOU FOR WATCHING.
  • 00:22:18.140 --> 00:22:19.220
  • THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
  • 00:22:19.220 --> 00:22:20.230
  • THANK YOU.
  • 00:22:20.230 --> 00:22:21.250
  • SHOES AND SMILES
  • 00:22:21.250 --> 00:22:23.080
  • SAVIOR, MY HEART BELONGS TO YOU
  • 00:22:59.220 --> 00:23:08.190
  • SO THEN THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO PROVE
  • 00:23:08.220 --> 00:23:17.190
  • NO MORE AFRAID OF WHAT MAY COME
  • 00:23:17.220 --> 00:23:26.090
  • I CHOOSE TO TRUST IN WHO YOU ARE
  • 00:23:26.120 --> 00:23:35.120
  • THERE'S ONE THING I HAVE FOUND
  • 00:23:35.150 --> 00:23:40.010
  • I'M HELD WHEN I LET GO
  • 00:23:40.040 --> 00:23:43.190
  • I CELEBRATE THE MYSTERY
  • 00:23:43.220 --> 00:23:46.010
  • AND THE WONDER OF YOUR LOVE
  • 00:23:46.040 --> 00:23:48.020
  • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
  • 00:23:48.050 --> 00:23:52.160
  • YOU DEMONSTRATED HOW MUCH
  • 00:23:52.190 --> 00:23:54.160
  • WHEN YOU HUNG THERE ON THE CROSS
  • 00:23:54.190 --> 00:23:56.270
  • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
  • 00:23:57.000 --> 00:24:02.220
  • BLINDED, BUT THIS WORLD WILL JUST NOT SEE
  • 00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:28.180
  • YOUR LOVE IS THE GREATEST MYSTERY
  • 00:24:28.210 --> 00:24:37.240
  • I WAS DOWN TO MY LAST CHANCE
  • 00:24:37.270 --> 00:24:42.030
  • WILL YOU LIFT ME UP AGAIN
  • 00:24:42.060 --> 00:24:45.210
  • I CELEBRATE THE MYSTERY
  • 00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:48.040
  • AND THE WONDER OF YOUR LOVE
  • 00:24:48.070 --> 00:24:50.110
  • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
  • 00:24:50.140 --> 00:24:54.200
  • YOU DEMONSTRATED HOW MUCH
  • 00:24:54.230 --> 00:24:56.150
  • WHEN YOU HUNG THERE ON THE CROSS
  • 00:24:56.180 --> 00:24:59.030
  • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
  • 00:24:59.060 --> 00:25:03.190
  • I CELEBRATE THE MYSTERY
  • 00:25:03.220 --> 00:25:05.270
  • AND THE WONDER OF YOUR LOVE
  • 00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:08.030
  • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
  • 00:25:08.060 --> 00:25:12.150
  • YOU DEMONSTRATED HOW MUCH
  • 00:25:12.180 --> 00:25:14.200
  • WHEN YOU HUNG THERE ON THE CROSS
  • 00:25:14.230 --> 00:25:17.000
  • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
  • 00:25:17.030 --> 00:25:22.170
  • THAT IS KIND, THAT WON'T FADE
  • 00:25:22.200 --> 00:25:27.000
  • THAT CANNOT BE SHAKEN
  • 00:25:27.030 --> 00:25:30.100
  • LOVE THAT WILL LAST NEVER FAILS
  • 00:25:30.130 --> 00:25:35.280
  • THAT BELIEVES ALL THING SO
  • 00:25:36.010 --> 00:25:43.190
  • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME SHOWN ME LOVE
  • 00:25:43.220 --> 00:25:50.110
  • HALLELUJAH
  • 00:25:50.140 --> 00:25:52.180
  • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
  • 00:25:52.210 --> 00:26:04.090
  • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
  • 00:26:04.120 --> 00:26:10.250
  • I THANK YOU, JESUS
  • 00:26:10.280 --> 00:26:14.160
  • I CELEBRATE THE MYSTERY
  • 00:26:14.190 --> 00:26:19.110
  • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
  • 00:26:19.140 --> 00:26:25.000
  • YOU DEMONSTRATED
  • 00:26:25.030 --> 00:26:28.060
  • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
  • 00:26:28.090 --> 00:26:35.020
  • 00:26:39.130 --> 00:26:46.030
  • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN US
  • 00:26:48.210 --> 00:26:50.280
  • SUCH AMAZING LOVE
  • 00:26:51.010 --> 00:26:55.200
  • Announcer: TOMORROW!
  • 00:27:02.140 --> 00:27:04.110
  • Sheila: I HONESTLY BELIEVED THAT A DEAD SHEILA WALSH
  • 00:27:04.140 --> 00:27:07.090
  • WOULD BE EASIER TO HANDLE IN THE CHRISTIAN COMMUNITY
  • 00:27:07.120 --> 00:27:09.230
  • THAN A DIVORCED ONE.
  • 00:27:09.260 --> 00:27:12.180
  • - LIFE TODAY IS MADE POSSIBLE BY THE SUPPORTERS OF LIFE OUTREACH INTERNATIONAL.
  • 00:27:12.210 --> 00:27:16.030
  • YOUR GIFT WILL BE USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE EXEMPT PURPOSES OF LIFE .
  • 00:27:16.060 --> 00:27:19.060
  • THE MINISTRY FEATURES SPECIFIC OUTREACHES
  • 00:27:19.090 --> 00:27:21.080
  • AS EXAMPLES OF THE PROGRAMS IT SUPPORTS AND CONDUCTS.
  • 00:27:21.110 --> 00:27:23.100
  • GIFTS ARE CONSIDERED TO BE WITHOUT RESTRICTION
  • 00:27:23.130 --> 00:27:25.120
  • AS TO USE UNLESS EXPLICITLY STIPULATED BY THE DONOR.
  • 00:27:25.150 --> 00:27:27.160
  • THE MINISTRY IS A MEMBER OF THE E.C.F.A.
  • 00:27:27.190 --> 00:27:29.260