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October 14, 2016
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Guest Michael Jr. | The Gift of Laughter (Hillsong Channel)

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  • - I WAS AT THE GYM THE OTHER MONTH...
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    • - I WAS AT THE GYM THE OTHER MONTH...
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • I WAS GOING TO DO CARDIO BUT THEN I GOT RECOGNIZED AT THE GYM.
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    • I WAS GOING TO DO CARDIO BUT THEN I GOT RECOGNIZED AT THE GYM.
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    • SHE WAS LIKE, "UH!"
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    • SHE WAS LIKE, "UH!"
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    • I WAS LIKE, "I'M JUST TRYING TO WORK OUT."
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    • I WAS LIKE, "I'M JUST TRYING TO WORK OUT."
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    • SHE'S LIKE, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MICHAEL JR. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN.
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    • SHE'S LIKE, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MICHAEL JR. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN.
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    • EVERY TIME I SEE YOU I LAUGH MY BUTT OFF."
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    • EVERY TIME I SEE YOU I LAUGH MY BUTT OFF."
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    • I SAID, "UH... KEEP LAUGHING!"
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    • I SAID, "UH... KEEP LAUGHING!"
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • Announcer: HAILED AS ONE OF TODAY'S MOST GIFTED COMEDIANS,
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    • Announcer: HAILED AS ONE OF TODAY'S MOST GIFTED COMEDIANS,
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    • MICHAEL JR. WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING YOUR WAY
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    • MICHAEL JR. WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING YOUR WAY
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    • TO ACCOMPLISHING YOUR GOD-GIVEN PURPOSE.
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    • TO ACCOMPLISHING YOUR GOD-GIVEN PURPOSE.
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    • NEXT ON LIFE TODAY !
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    • NEXT ON LIFE TODAY !
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    • Betty: WELCOME TO LIFE TODAY !
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    • Betty: WELCOME TO LIFE TODAY !
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    • THANK YOU SO MUCH
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    • THANK YOU SO MUCH
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    • FOR JOINING US.
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    • FOR JOINING US.
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    • I'M BETTY AND THIS JAMES.
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    • I'M BETTY AND THIS JAMES.
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    • James: I TELL YOU,
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    • James: I TELL YOU,
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    • IT IS KIND OF NICE
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    • IT IS KIND OF NICE
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    • IF EVERY NOW AND THEN
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    • IF EVERY NOW AND THEN
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    • SOMEBODY WOULD JUST REALLY
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    • SOMEBODY WOULD JUST REALLY
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    • PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
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    • PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
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    • AND MAKE YOU LAUGH
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    • AND MAKE YOU LAUGH
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    • BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS
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    • BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS
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    • IN FACT GOOD MEDICINE.
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    • IN FACT GOOD MEDICINE.
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    • Y'ALL WILL LAUGH.
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    • Y'ALL WILL LAUGH.
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    • MEDICAL DOCTORS WILL TELL YOU,
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    • MEDICAL DOCTORS WILL TELL YOU,
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    • AND SCIENTISTS KNOW
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    • AND SCIENTISTS KNOW
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    • IT'S HEALTHY TO LAUGH
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    • IT'S HEALTHY TO LAUGH
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    • SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.
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    • SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.
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    • GET A BUNCH
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    • GET A BUNCH
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    • OF GOOD OLD LAUGHS IN.
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    • OF GOOD OLD LAUGHS IN.
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    • CAN YOU DO THAT?
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    • CAN YOU DO THAT?
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    • WELL, I THINK YOU CAN.
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    • WELL, I THINK YOU CAN.
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    • WOULD YOU WELCOME
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    • WOULD YOU WELCOME
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    • MICHAEL JR. TO LIFE TODAY ?
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    • MICHAEL JR. TO LIFE TODAY ?
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    • MICHAEL JR.!
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    • MICHAEL JR.!
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    • Michael: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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    • Michael: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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    • I'M EXCITED TO BE HERE.
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    • I'M EXCITED TO BE HERE.
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    • I'M GLAD YOU'RE BEHIND ME
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    • I'M GLAD YOU'RE BEHIND ME
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    • ALL THE WAY.
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    • ALL THE WAY.
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    • I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT, MAN!
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    • I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT, MAN!
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    • SO I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT ME.
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    • SO I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT ME.
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    • I'VE GOT KIDS --
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    • I'VE GOT KIDS --
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    • I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF KIDS
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    • I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF KIDS
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    • AND I THINK WORKING WITH KIDS
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    • AND I THINK WORKING WITH KIDS
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    • IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.
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    • IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT.
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    • I THINK ALL KIDS SHOULD PLAY
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    • I THINK ALL KIDS SHOULD PLAY
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    • SOME SORT OF SPORTS.
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    • SOME SORT OF SPORTS.
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    • BECAUSE MY FAVORITE SAYING IS
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    • BECAUSE MY FAVORITE SAYING IS
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    • "IF YOU BUY A MAN A FISH
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    • "IF YOU BUY A MAN A FISH
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    • HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY, BUT
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    • HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY, BUT
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    • IF HE TEACH HIM HOW TO FISH
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    • IF HE TEACH HIM HOW TO FISH
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    • THEN YOU'VE GOT TO BUY HIM
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    • THEN YOU'VE GOT TO BUY HIM
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    • A FISHING POLE, SOME BAIT,
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    • A FISHING POLE, SOME BAIT,
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    • SOME TACKLE, DRIVE THEM
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    • SOME TACKLE, DRIVE THEM
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    • BACK AND FORTH TO THE LAKE."
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    • BACK AND FORTH TO THE LAKE."
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    • JUST GET THAT DUDE
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    • JUST GET THAT DUDE
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    • A FISH SANDWICH.
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    • A FISH SANDWICH.
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    • THAT'S PROBABLY
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    • THAT'S PROBABLY
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    • THE BEST THING TO DO.
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    • THE BEST THING TO DO.
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • MY KIDS, I HAVE FIVE OF THEM.
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    • MY KIDS, I HAVE FIVE OF THEM.
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    • TRUE, I GOT FIVE KIDS
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    • TRUE, I GOT FIVE KIDS
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    • AND I TRAVEL A LOT
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    • AND I TRAVEL A LOT
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    • SO I CAN SEE THEM ALL.
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    • SO I CAN SEE THEM ALL.
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • IT'S COMEDY, CHRISTIANS!
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    • IT'S COMEDY, CHRISTIANS!
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • I WAS JUST PLAYING.
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    • I WAS JUST PLAYING.
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    • I DON'T SEE THEM.
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    • I DON'T SEE THEM.
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    • I WAS JUST PLAYING.
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    • I WAS JUST PLAYING.
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    • NO, I DO. I HAVE FIVE KIDS,
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    • NO, I DO. I HAVE FIVE KIDS,
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    • AND IT'S REALLY COOL WHENEVER
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    • AND IT'S REALLY COOL WHENEVER
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    • YOU'VE GOT A BIG FAMILY,
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    • YOU'VE GOT A BIG FAMILY,
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    • YOU WANT TO FIGURE OUT WAYS
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    • YOU WANT TO FIGURE OUT WAYS
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    • TO SAVE MONEY.
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    • TO SAVE MONEY.
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    • WHEN WE WANTED TO GET
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    • WHEN WE WANTED TO GET
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    • OUR FAMILY PICTURES TAKEN,
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    • OUR FAMILY PICTURES TAKEN,
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    • STUFF WAS EXPENSIVE SO
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    • STUFF WAS EXPENSIVE SO
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    • WHAT WE DID TO SAVE MONEY IS
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    • WHAT WE DID TO SAVE MONEY IS
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    • WE ALL GOT IN THE FRONT SEAT
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    • WE ALL GOT IN THE FRONT SEAT
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    • OF THE CAR,
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    • OF THE CAR,
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    • LOOKED BOTH WAYS
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    • LOOKED BOTH WAYS
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    • AND RAN A RED LIGHT.
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    • AND RAN A RED LIGHT.
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    • THAT'S WHAT WE DID.
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    • THAT'S WHAT WE DID.
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • TWO WEEKS LATER,
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    • TWO WEEKS LATER,
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    • THE PICTURE CAME IN THE MAIL
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    • THE PICTURE CAME IN THE MAIL
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    • 00:02:48.130 --> 00:02:51.030
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    • BUT MY SON BLINKED
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    • BUT MY SON BLINKED
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    • 00:02:51.030 --> 00:02:52.180
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    • 00:02:51.030 --> 00:02:52.180
    • -->
    • SO WE HAD TO DO IT AGAIN.
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    • SO WE HAD TO DO IT AGAIN.
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • SO I GO TO DIFFERENT CHURCHES.
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    • SO I GO TO DIFFERENT CHURCHES.
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    • I TRAVEL AND I GO TO ALL
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    • I TRAVEL AND I GO TO ALL
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    • 00:02:57.110 --> 00:02:58.120
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    • THESE DIFFERENT CHURCHES
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    • THESE DIFFERENT CHURCHES
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    • 00:02:58.120 --> 00:03:00.110
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    • AND I'M NOTICING
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    • AND I'M NOTICING
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    • THAT SOME OF THE CHURCHES
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    • THAT SOME OF THE CHURCHES
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    • 00:03:01.200 --> 00:03:02.230
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    • 00:03:01.200 --> 00:03:02.230
    • -->
    • STILL DO STUFF
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    • STILL DO STUFF
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    • 00:03:02.230 --> 00:03:03.250
    • -->
    • LIKE FROM BACK IN THE DAY.
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    • LIKE FROM BACK IN THE DAY.
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    • 00:03:03.250 --> 00:03:04.280
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    • YOU EVER GO TO A CHURCH
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    • YOU EVER GO TO A CHURCH
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    • 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:06.020
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    • 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:06.020
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    • WHERE THEY WON'T LET YOU IN
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    • WHERE THEY WON'T LET YOU IN
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    • 00:03:06.020 --> 00:03:07.030
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    • 00:03:06.020 --> 00:03:07.030
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    • WHILE PEOPLE ARE PRAYING?
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    • WHILE PEOPLE ARE PRAYING?
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    • 00:03:07.030 --> 00:03:08.140
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    • THEY'RE LIKE,
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    • THEY'RE LIKE,
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    • "YOU CAN'T GO IN RIGHT NOW
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    • "YOU CAN'T GO IN RIGHT NOW
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    • THEY'RE PRAYING."
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    • THEY'RE PRAYING."
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • I'M LIKE, "YOU THINK
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    • I'M LIKE, "YOU THINK
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    • GOD IS GOING TO LOSE FOCUS?"
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    • GOD IS GOING TO LOSE FOCUS?"
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    • DO YOU THINK GOD
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    • DO YOU THINK GOD
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    • IS UP THERE LIKE,
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    • IS UP THERE LIKE,
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    • 00:03:15.290 --> 00:03:16.290
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    • 00:03:15.290 --> 00:03:16.290
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    • "THEY KEEP MOVING, I CAN'T
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    • "THEY KEEP MOVING, I CAN'T
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    • HEAR WHAT THEY'RE SAYING."
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    • HEAR WHAT THEY'RE SAYING."
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • I'M ACTUALLY ON
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    • I'M ACTUALLY ON
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    • A PRAYER TEAM IN MY CHURCH
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    • A PRAYER TEAM IN MY CHURCH
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    • 00:03:21.100 --> 00:03:22.110
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    • AND THIS DUDE CAME UP TO PRAY.
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    • AND THIS DUDE CAME UP TO PRAY.
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    • 00:03:22.110 --> 00:03:23.140
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    • 00:03:22.110 --> 00:03:23.140
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    • LIKE I'M ON THE PRAYER TEAM
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    • LIKE I'M ON THE PRAYER TEAM
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    • 00:03:23.140 --> 00:03:24.140
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    • WHICH IS I'M NOT DOING IT
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    • WHICH IS I'M NOT DOING IT
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    • 00:03:24.140 --> 00:03:25.160
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    • FOR MATERIAL... THAT'S WRONG!
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    • FOR MATERIAL... THAT'S WRONG!
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    • 00:03:25.160 --> 00:03:26.180
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    • 00:03:25.160 --> 00:03:26.180
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    • ANYWAY, THIS GUY
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    • ANYWAY, THIS GUY
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    • 00:03:26.180 --> 00:03:28.220
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    • 00:03:26.180 --> 00:03:28.220
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    • COMES UP TO PRAY
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    • COMES UP TO PRAY
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    • 00:03:28.220 --> 00:03:30.000
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    • AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU
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    • AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT DO YOU
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    • 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:31.010
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    • WANT TO PRAY ABOUT?"
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    • WANT TO PRAY ABOUT?"
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    • 00:03:31.010 --> 00:03:32.030
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    • 00:03:31.010 --> 00:03:32.030
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    • HE SAID SOMETHING
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    • HE SAID SOMETHING
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    • I'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE.
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    • I'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE.
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    • HE SAID, "UNSPOKEN."
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    • HE SAID, "UNSPOKEN."
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    • 00:03:34.080 --> 00:03:37.000
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    • 00:03:34.080 --> 00:03:37.000
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    • WE JUST SUPPOSED TO STARE
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    • WE JUST SUPPOSED TO STARE
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    • 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:38.210
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    • AT EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING?
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    • AT EACH OTHER OR SOMETHING?
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    • 00:03:38.210 --> 00:03:39.240
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    • I DON'T KNOW
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    • I DON'T KNOW
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    • 00:03:39.240 --> 00:03:40.270
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    • 00:03:39.240 --> 00:03:40.270
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    • WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
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    • WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.
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    • 00:03:40.270 --> 00:03:41.280
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    • SO I WAS LIKE, "OKAY.
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    • SO I WAS LIKE, "OKAY.
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    • 00:03:41.280 --> 00:03:43.040
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    • DEAR GOD, I ASK YOU
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    • DEAR GOD, I ASK YOU
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    • TO FORGIVE THIS MAN
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    • TO FORGIVE THIS MAN
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    • 00:03:44.070 --> 00:03:45.130
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    • FOR THIS UNSPEAKABLE THING
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    • FOR THIS UNSPEAKABLE THING
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    • HE'S DONE, LORD.
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    • HE'S DONE, LORD.
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    • I HOPE IT IS NOT CONTAGIOUS,
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    • I HOPE IT IS NOT CONTAGIOUS,
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    • LORD."
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    • LORD."
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    • -->
    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • AND I LIKE SPORTS TOO BECAUSE
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    • AND I LIKE SPORTS TOO BECAUSE
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    • THAT'S THE NEXT SUBJECT
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    • THAT'S THE NEXT SUBJECT
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    • 00:03:51.270 --> 00:03:53.140
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    • I HAVE A JOKE ABOUT.
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    • I HAVE A JOKE ABOUT.
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    • 00:03:53.140 --> 00:03:56.020
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    • SO SPORTS ARE COOL.
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    • SO SPORTS ARE COOL.
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    • 00:03:56.020 --> 00:03:57.080
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    • I'VE GOT SOME FRIENDS WHO
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    • I'VE GOT SOME FRIENDS WHO
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    • 00:03:57.080 --> 00:03:58.090
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    • PLAY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.
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    • PLAY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.
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    • 00:03:58.090 --> 00:03:59.200
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    • ANY BASEBALL FANS IN HERE?
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    • ANY BASEBALL FANS IN HERE?
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    • 00:03:59.200 --> 00:04:00.240
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    • [Applause]
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    • [Applause]
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    • 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:03.030
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    • REALLY? -- THAT'S
    • " data-timeend="">
    • REALLY? -- THAT'S
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    • 00:04:03.030 --> 00:04:04.020
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    • 00:04:03.030 --> 00:04:04.020
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    • A REALLY HIGH PERCENTAGE.
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    • A REALLY HIGH PERCENTAGE.
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    • 00:04:04.020 --> 00:04:06.170
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    • 00:04:04.020 --> 00:04:06.170
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    • ANYWAY, SO THEY PLAY
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    • ANYWAY, SO THEY PLAY
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    • 00:04:06.170 --> 00:04:08.210
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    • MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
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    • MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
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    • 00:04:08.210 --> 00:04:10.160
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    • 00:04:08.210 --> 00:04:10.160
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    • AND THEY TOLD ME,
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    • AND THEY TOLD ME,
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    • 00:04:10.160 --> 00:04:11.170
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    • "YOU SHOULD COME TO A GAME."
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    • "YOU SHOULD COME TO A GAME."
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    • 00:04:11.170 --> 00:04:12.170
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    • 00:04:11.170 --> 00:04:12.170
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    • I'VE NEVER BEEN
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    • I'VE NEVER BEEN
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    • 00:04:12.170 --> 00:04:13.180
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    • TO A GAME BEFORE.
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    • TO A GAME BEFORE.
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    • 00:04:13.180 --> 00:04:14.190
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    • SO I WAS LIKE,
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    • SO I WAS LIKE,
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    • 00:04:14.190 --> 00:04:15.210
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    • "ALL RIGHT. COOL."
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    • "ALL RIGHT. COOL."
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    • 00:04:15.210 --> 00:04:16.260
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    • I'M GOING TO GO TO THIS GAME.
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    • I'M GOING TO GO TO THIS GAME.
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    • 00:04:16.260 --> 00:04:17.280
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    • 00:04:16.260 --> 00:04:17.280
    • -->
    • I'M SITTING BEHIND HOME PLATE.
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    • I'M SITTING BEHIND HOME PLATE.
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    • 00:04:17.280 --> 00:04:18.280
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    • THE FIRST THING I NOTICE
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    • THE FIRST THING I NOTICE
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    • 00:04:18.280 --> 00:04:20.020
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    • IS EVERYONE THERE SEEMS
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    • IS EVERYONE THERE SEEMS
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    • 00:04:20.020 --> 00:04:21.050
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    • TO BE A LITTLE TIPSY.
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    • TO BE A LITTLE TIPSY.
    • -->
    • 00:04:21.050 --> 00:04:22.150
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    • 00:04:21.050 --> 00:04:22.150
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    • LET ME EXPRESS
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    • LET ME EXPRESS
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    • 00:04:22.150 --> 00:04:23.200
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    • WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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    • WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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    • 00:04:23.200 --> 00:04:24.200
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    • THEY HAD A LOT OF COMMUNION.
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    • THEY HAD A LOT OF COMMUNION.
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    • 00:04:24.200 --> 00:04:25.210
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    • -->
    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN AUDIENCE,
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    • YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN AUDIENCE,
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    • I SHOULD HELP YOU OUT.
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    • I SHOULD HELP YOU OUT.
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    • 00:04:28.100 --> 00:04:29.240
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    • ANYWAY, SO THEY SEEMED
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    • ANYWAY, SO THEY SEEMED
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    • 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:31.020
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    • -->
    • A LITTLE TIPSY
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    • A LITTLE TIPSY
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    • 00:04:31.020 --> 00:04:32.030
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    • BUT I'M NOT REALLY SURE.
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    • BUT I'M NOT REALLY SURE.
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    • 00:04:32.030 --> 00:04:33.040
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    • 00:04:32.030 --> 00:04:33.040
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    • THEN WE GET TO THE 7TH INNING
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    • THEN WE GET TO THE 7TH INNING
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    • 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:34.050
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    • 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:34.050
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    • AND EVERYBODY STARTS
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    • AND EVERYBODY STARTS
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    • 00:04:34.050 --> 00:04:35.090
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    • 00:04:34.050 --> 00:04:35.090
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    • SINGING A SONG.
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    • SINGING A SONG.
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    • WHAT'S THE SONG? "TAKE ME
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    • WHAT'S THE SONG? "TAKE ME
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    • OUT TO THE BALL GAME."
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    • OUT TO THE BALL GAME."
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    • 00:04:37.290 --> 00:04:40.240
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    • I'M LIKE, "WE ARE ALREADY
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    • I'M LIKE, "WE ARE ALREADY
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    • 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:43.020
    • -->
    • AT THE BALL GAME!
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    • AT THE BALL GAME!
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    • 00:04:43.020 --> 00:04:45.130
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    • 00:04:43.020 --> 00:04:45.130
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    • YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
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    • YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
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    • 00:04:45.130 --> 00:04:46.160
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    • 00:04:45.130 --> 00:04:46.160
    • -->
    • WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?"
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    • WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?"
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    • BASEBALL PLAYERS ARE ATHLETES,
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    • BASEBALL PLAYERS ARE ATHLETES,
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    • 00:04:49.190 --> 00:04:50.180
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    • SOME PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE NOT.
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    • SOME PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE NOT.
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    • 00:04:50.180 --> 00:04:51.180
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    • 00:04:50.180 --> 00:04:51.180
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    • I DON'T KNOW,
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    • I DON'T KNOW,
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    • 00:04:51.180 --> 00:04:52.200
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    • I'M JUST WATCHING THE GAME,
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    • I'M JUST WATCHING THE GAME,
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    • 00:04:52.200 --> 00:04:53.220
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    • 00:04:52.200 --> 00:04:53.220
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    • AND THIS DUDE GETS UP TO BAT.
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    • AND THIS DUDE GETS UP TO BAT.
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    • 00:04:53.220 --> 00:04:54.250
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    • THIS SWOLLEN DUDE.
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    • THIS SWOLLEN DUDE.
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    • 00:04:56.010 --> 00:04:57.070
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • HE GETS UP TO BAT
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    • HE GETS UP TO BAT
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    • 00:04:58.210 --> 00:04:59.240
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    • 00:04:58.210 --> 00:04:59.240
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    • AND THEY PITCH HIM THE BALL
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    • AND THEY PITCH HIM THE BALL
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    • 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:01.000
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    • 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:01.000
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    • AND HE HITS IT;
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    • AND HE HITS IT;
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    • IT IS LIKE A BASE HIT.
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    • IT IS LIKE A BASE HIT.
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    • 00:05:02.050 --> 00:05:03.060
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    • 00:05:02.050 --> 00:05:03.060
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    • THE DUDE TAKES OFF RUNNING
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    • THE DUDE TAKES OFF RUNNING
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    • 00:05:03.060 --> 00:05:04.080
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    • AS FAST AS HE CAN
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    • AS FAST AS HE CAN
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    • 00:05:04.080 --> 00:05:06.080
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    • 00:05:04.080 --> 00:05:06.080
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    • BUT HE'S REALLY NOT THAT FAST.
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    • BUT HE'S REALLY NOT THAT FAST.
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    • 00:05:06.080 --> 00:05:08.240
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    • 00:05:06.080 --> 00:05:08.240
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    • THEY ACTUALLY WENT
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    • THEY ACTUALLY WENT
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    • 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:09.260
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    • 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:09.260
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    • TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK
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    • TO A COMMERCIAL BREAK
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    • 00:05:09.260 --> 00:05:10.280
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    • 00:05:09.260 --> 00:05:10.280
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    • AND CAME BACK, HE WAS
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    • AND CAME BACK, HE WAS
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    • 00:05:10.280 --> 00:05:11.290
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    • 00:05:10.280 --> 00:05:11.290
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    • JUST GETTING TO FIRST BASE.
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    • JUST GETTING TO FIRST BASE.
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    • 00:05:11.290 --> 00:05:13.140
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    • 00:05:11.290 --> 00:05:13.140
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • 00:05:13.140 --> 00:05:14.270
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    • 00:05:13.140 --> 00:05:14.270
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    • WHEN HE GOT TO FIRST BASE,
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    • WHEN HE GOT TO FIRST BASE,
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    • 00:05:14.270 --> 00:05:16.000
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    • HE WAS DONE.
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    • HE WAS DONE.
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    • 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:17.050
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    • 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:17.050
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    • [Breathing heavy]
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    • [Breathing heavy]
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    • 00:05:17.050 --> 00:05:18.110
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    • 00:05:17.050 --> 00:05:18.110
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    • AND HE DID SOMETHING
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    • AND HE DID SOMETHING
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    • 00:05:18.110 --> 00:05:19.110
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    • 00:05:18.110 --> 00:05:19.110
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    • THAT I NEVER SEEN
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    • THAT I NEVER SEEN
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    • 00:05:19.110 --> 00:05:20.130
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    • 00:05:19.110 --> 00:05:20.130
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    • IN ALL OF SPORTS BEFORE.
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    • IN ALL OF SPORTS BEFORE.
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    • 00:05:20.130 --> 00:05:21.170
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    • 00:05:20.130 --> 00:05:21.170
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    • HE WENT LIKE THIS.
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    • HE WENT LIKE THIS.
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    • 00:05:21.170 --> 00:05:22.230
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    • ANYBODY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
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    • ANYBODY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
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    • 00:05:22.230 --> 00:05:23.290
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    • 00:05:22.230 --> 00:05:23.290
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    • ANOTHER HUMAN SHOWED UP,
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    • ANOTHER HUMAN SHOWED UP,
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    • 00:05:23.290 --> 00:05:26.180
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    • 00:05:23.290 --> 00:05:26.180
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    • TOOK HIS SPOT AND STARTED
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    • TOOK HIS SPOT AND STARTED
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    • 00:05:26.180 --> 00:05:28.030
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    • BEING AN ATHLETE FOR HIM.
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    • BEING AN ATHLETE FOR HIM.
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    • 00:05:28.030 --> 00:05:30.270
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    • 00:05:28.030 --> 00:05:30.270
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    • THAT DUDE WENT AND SAT DOWN
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    • THAT DUDE WENT AND SAT DOWN
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    • 00:05:30.270 --> 00:05:32.150
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    • AND HAD SOME KOOL-AID
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    • AND HAD SOME KOOL-AID
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    • 00:05:32.150 --> 00:05:33.190
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    • AND SOME BEEF JERKY.
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    • AND SOME BEEF JERKY.
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    • I'M LIKE, "ARE YOU AN ATHLETE
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    • I'M LIKE, "ARE YOU AN ATHLETE
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    • OR A HALF-LETE?
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    • OR A HALF-LETE?
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    • 00:05:36.180 --> 00:05:37.250
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    • 00:05:36.180 --> 00:05:37.250
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    • WHAT JUST HAPPENED, DUDE?"
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    • WHAT JUST HAPPENED, DUDE?"
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    • 00:05:37.250 --> 00:05:39.040
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    • 00:05:37.250 --> 00:05:39.040
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    • I'M AMAZED AT THE FACT
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    • I'M AMAZED AT THE FACT
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    • 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:40.280
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    • 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:40.280
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    • THAT LIKE THIS DUDE
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    • THAT LIKE THIS DUDE
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    • IS NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL.
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    • IS NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL.
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    • 00:05:42.110 --> 00:05:43.140
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    • SO I DON'T REALLY WATCH
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    • SO I DON'T REALLY WATCH
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    • 00:05:43.140 --> 00:05:44.210
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    • A WHOLE LOT OF BASEBALL.
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    • A WHOLE LOT OF BASEBALL.
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    • 00:05:44.210 --> 00:05:46.160
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    • 00:05:44.210 --> 00:05:46.160
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    • I THINK HAVING,
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    • I THINK HAVING,
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    • 00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:47.280
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    • JUST IN GENERAL,
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    • JUST IN GENERAL,
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    • 00:05:47.280 --> 00:05:49.010
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    • HAVING A PINCH RUNNER
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    • HAVING A PINCH RUNNER
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    • BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
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    • BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
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    • THEY CALL THEM,
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    • THEY CALL THEM,
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    • 00:05:51.050 --> 00:05:52.100
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    • 00:05:51.050 --> 00:05:52.100
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    • WOULD BE PRETTY DOPE.
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    • WOULD BE PRETTY DOPE.
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    • 00:05:52.100 --> 00:05:53.120
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    • I'M SORRY, WRONG AUDIENCE.
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    • I'M SORRY, WRONG AUDIENCE.
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    • 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:54.160
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    • IT WOULD BE EFFICIENT.
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    • IT WOULD BE EFFICIENT.
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    • 00:05:55.110 --> 00:05:58.110
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    • 00:05:55.110 --> 00:05:58.110
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    • BECAUSE IF YOU HAD
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    • BECAUSE IF YOU HAD
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    • A PINCH RUNNER IN LIFE,
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    • A PINCH RUNNER IN LIFE,
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    • 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:00.290
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    • 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:00.290
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    • YOUR WIFE ASKS YOU ONE
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    • YOUR WIFE ASKS YOU ONE
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    • 00:06:00.290 --> 00:06:02.020
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    • 00:06:00.290 --> 00:06:02.020
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    • OF THOSE COMPLEX QUESTIONS.
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    • OF THOSE COMPLEX QUESTIONS.
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    • 00:06:02.020 --> 00:06:03.030
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    • SHE'S LIKE, "HEY, DOES THIS
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    • SHE'S LIKE, "HEY, DOES THIS
    • -->
    • 00:06:03.030 --> 00:06:04.080
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    • 00:06:03.030 --> 00:06:04.080
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    • DRESS MAKE ME LOOK BIG?"
    • " data-timeend="">
    • DRESS MAKE ME LOOK BIG?"
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    • 00:06:04.080 --> 00:06:05.110
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    • 00:06:04.080 --> 00:06:05.110
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    • "UM, HEY, BRING IT IN DOG,
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    • "UM, HEY, BRING IT IN DOG,
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    • 00:06:05.110 --> 00:06:06.170
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    • 00:06:05.110 --> 00:06:06.170
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    • BRING IT IN."
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    • BRING IT IN."
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    • 00:06:06.170 --> 00:06:07.200
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    • 00:06:06.170 --> 00:06:07.200
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • 00:06:07.200 --> 00:06:10.100
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    • 00:06:07.200 --> 00:06:10.100
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    • "SHE GOT ONE OF THOSE
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    • "SHE GOT ONE OF THOSE
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    • 00:06:10.100 --> 00:06:11.180
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    • QUESTIONS FOR YOU."
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    • QUESTIONS FOR YOU."
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    • 00:06:11.180 --> 00:06:14.010
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    • 00:06:11.180 --> 00:06:14.010
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    • I THINK WORKING OUT
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    • I THINK WORKING OUT
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    • 00:06:14.010 --> 00:06:15.030
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    • IS IMPORTANT.
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    • IS IMPORTANT.
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    • 00:06:15.030 --> 00:06:16.110
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    • 00:06:15.030 --> 00:06:16.110
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    • I WAS AT THE GYM
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    • I WAS AT THE GYM
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    • THE OTHER MONTH.
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    • THE OTHER MONTH.
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    • 00:06:17.130 --> 00:06:18.170
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    • 00:06:17.130 --> 00:06:18.170
    • -->
    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • 00:06:18.170 --> 00:06:19.200
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    • 00:06:18.170 --> 00:06:19.200
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    • I WAS GOING TO DO SOME CARDIO
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    • I WAS GOING TO DO SOME CARDIO
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    • 00:06:19.200 --> 00:06:21.060
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    • 00:06:19.200 --> 00:06:21.060
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    • BUT THEY MOVED IT UPSTAIRS.
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    • BUT THEY MOVED IT UPSTAIRS.
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    • 00:06:21.060 --> 00:06:22.160
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    • 00:06:21.060 --> 00:06:22.160
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    • WELL, I AIN'T GOING UP THERE,
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    • WELL, I AIN'T GOING UP THERE,
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    • 00:06:22.160 --> 00:06:23.200
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    • 00:06:22.160 --> 00:06:23.200
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    • MAN!
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    • MAN!
    • -->
    • 00:06:23.200 --> 00:06:24.190
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    • -->
    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • WAS THAT YOUR LAUGH, JAMES?
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    • WAS THAT YOUR LAUGH, JAMES?
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    • 00:06:27.200 --> 00:06:30.090
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    • WOW, JAMES!
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    • WOW, JAMES!
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    • 00:06:30.090 --> 00:06:31.280
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    • 00:06:30.090 --> 00:06:31.280
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    • SCARED ME A LITTLE BIT.
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    • SCARED ME A LITTLE BIT.
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    • 00:06:31.280 --> 00:06:33.100
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    • I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.
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    • I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.
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    • 00:06:33.100 --> 00:06:34.130
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    • 00:06:33.100 --> 00:06:34.130
    • -->
    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • 00:06:34.130 --> 00:06:35.140
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    • SO I WAS GOING TO DO CARDIO
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    • SO I WAS GOING TO DO CARDIO
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    • 00:06:35.140 --> 00:06:36.150
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    • BUT THEN I GOT RECOGNIZED
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    • BUT THEN I GOT RECOGNIZED
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    • AT THE GYM.
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    • AT THE GYM.
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    • 00:06:37.140 --> 00:06:38.170
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    • SHE WAS LIKE, "UH!"
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    • SHE WAS LIKE, "UH!"
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    • 00:06:38.170 --> 00:06:39.210
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    • I WAS LIKE, "I'M JUST TRYING
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    • I WAS LIKE, "I'M JUST TRYING
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    • TO WORK OUT."
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    • TO WORK OUT."
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    • SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU DON'T
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    • SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU DON'T
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    • UNDERSTAND, MICHAEL JR.
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    • UNDERSTAND, MICHAEL JR.
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    • YOU'RE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN.
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    • YOU'RE MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN.
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    • EVERY TIME I SEE YOU
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    • EVERY TIME I SEE YOU
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    • I LAUGH MY BUTT OFF."
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    • I LAUGH MY BUTT OFF."
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    • I SAID, "UH...
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    • I SAID, "UH...
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    • KEEP LAUGHING!"
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    • KEEP LAUGHING!"
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    • [Laughter]
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    • SO EVEN IF ANYONE HERE
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    • SO EVEN IF ANYONE HERE
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    • HAS EVER COACHED HERE BEFORE,
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    • HAS EVER COACHED HERE BEFORE,
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    • IF YOU EVER PLAYED ANY SPORTS
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    • IF YOU EVER PLAYED ANY SPORTS
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    • YOU'VE HEARD
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    • YOU'VE HEARD
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    • THIS PHRASE BEFORE
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    • THIS PHRASE BEFORE
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    • OR YOU'VE SAID THIS PHRASE
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    • OR YOU'VE SAID THIS PHRASE
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    • IF YOU'RE A COACH.
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    • IF YOU'RE A COACH.
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    • WHERE YOU LOOK AT YOUR TEAM
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    • WHERE YOU LOOK AT YOUR TEAM
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    • YOU SAY, "LISTEN. THE STUFF
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    • YOU SAY, "LISTEN. THE STUFF
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    • I'M TEACHING YOU HERE
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    • I'M TEACHING YOU HERE
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    • IS NOT JUST ABOUT THIS GAME,
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    • IS NOT JUST ABOUT THIS GAME,
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    • YOU'RE GOING TO APPLY IT
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    • YOU'RE GOING TO APPLY IT
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    • TO LIFE!"
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    • TO LIFE!"
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    • HAVE YOU EVER
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    • HAVE YOU EVER
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    • HEARD THAT BEFORE?
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    • HEARD THAT BEFORE?
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    • HERE'S THE THING.
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    • HERE'S THE THING.
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    • IT'S NOT TRUE. LET ME EXPLAIN.
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    • IT'S NOT TRUE. LET ME EXPLAIN.
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    • STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
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    • STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
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    • I GOT A JOB PARKING CARS.
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    • I GOT A JOB PARKING CARS.
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    • ONE OF THE CARS
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    • ONE OF THE CARS
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    • WAS REALLY NICE SO
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    • WAS REALLY NICE SO
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    • I TOOK IT FOR A LITTLE SPIN.
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    • I TOOK IT FOR A LITTLE SPIN.
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    • THE COMPANY FOUND OUT
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    • THE COMPANY FOUND OUT
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    • AND MY BOSS LOST THE ACCOUNT.
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    • AND MY BOSS LOST THE ACCOUNT.
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    • HE WAS YELLING AT ME AND
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    • HE WAS YELLING AT ME AND
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    • SCREAMING, I DIDN'T KNOW
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    • SCREAMING, I DIDN'T KNOW
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    • WHAT TO SAY OR DO.
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    • WHAT TO SAY OR DO.
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    • I THOUGHT BACK TO MY
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    • I THOUGHT BACK TO MY
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    • HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL COACH.
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    • HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL COACH.
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    • I LOOKED AT MY BOSS AND
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    • I LOOKED AT MY BOSS AND
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    • I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?
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    • I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN?
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    • YOU WIN SOME YOU LOSE SOME,
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    • YOU WIN SOME YOU LOSE SOME,
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    • MAN!
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    • MAN!
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    • YOU CAN'T LET THIS ONE LOSS
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    • YOU CAN'T LET THIS ONE LOSS
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    • 00:07:35.190 --> 00:07:36.250
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    • GET YOU DOWN!
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    • GET YOU DOWN!
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    • THE IMPORTANT THING
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    • THE IMPORTANT THING
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    • IS I WENT OUT THERE
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    • IS I WENT OUT THERE
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    • AND I HAD FUN."
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    • AND I HAD FUN."
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • AND THIS HAS BEEN FUN TOO.
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    • AND THIS HAS BEEN FUN TOO.
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    • THANKS A LOT.
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    • THANKS A LOT.
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    • I'M GOING TO SIT NEXT
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    • I'M GOING TO SIT NEXT
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    • TO THE ROBISONS!
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    • TO THE ROBISONS!
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    • James: THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
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    • James: THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
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    • BUDDY!
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    • BUDDY!
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    • MICHAEL JR. I ASK YOU,
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    • MICHAEL JR. I ASK YOU,
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    • WHEN I SAW YOU, "WHEN ARE YOU
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    • WHEN I SAW YOU, "WHEN ARE YOU
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    • GOING TO BE MICHAEL, SR.?
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    • GOING TO BE MICHAEL, SR.?
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    • Michael: I THINK
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    • Michael: I THINK
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    • IT'S LIKE WHEN I'M 65
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    • IT'S LIKE WHEN I'M 65
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    • OR SOMETHING; RIGHT?
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    • OR SOMETHING; RIGHT?
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    • James: COULD BE.
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    • James: COULD BE.
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    • Michael: PROBABLY SO.
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    • Michael: PROBABLY SO.
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    • James: A LONG WAY TO GO.
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    • James: A LONG WAY TO GO.
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    • Michael: FIVE KIDS.
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    • Michael: FIVE KIDS.
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    • 00:08:04.080 --> 00:08:06.130
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    • I LOVE BEING A DAD.
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    • I LOVE BEING A DAD.
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    • IT'S LIKE THE BEST --
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    • IT'S LIKE THE BEST --
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    • BEING A DAD IS LIKE THE BEST.
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    • BEING A DAD IS LIKE THE BEST.
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    • James: IS IT?
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    • James: IS IT?
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • James: I THOUGHT MAYBE
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    • James: I THOUGHT MAYBE
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    • YOU WERE GOING TO TELL ME
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    • YOU WERE GOING TO TELL ME
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    • SOMETHING INTERESTING.
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    • SOMETHING INTERESTING.
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • OR MAYBE SOMETHING FUNNY --
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    • OR MAYBE SOMETHING FUNNY --
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    • AND SURE ENOUGH YOU DID!
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    • AND SURE ENOUGH YOU DID!
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    • THIS IS A CD...
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    • THIS IS A CD...
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    • YEAH, I'M SHARP,
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    • YEAH, I'M SHARP,
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    • BUT YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF
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    • BUT YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF
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    • LITTLE VIGNETTES, I GUESS.
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    • LITTLE VIGNETTES, I GUESS.
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    • OR IS IT THE BEST
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    • OR IS IT THE BEST
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    • OF A BUNCH OF SHOWS?
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    • OF A BUNCH OF SHOWS?
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    • Michael: SO WHAT IT IS,
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    • Michael: SO WHAT IT IS,
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    • IT'S A CD AND NORMALLY,
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    • IT'S A CD AND NORMALLY,
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    • A COMEDIAN, LIKE MYSELF,
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    • A COMEDIAN, LIKE MYSELF,
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    • I HAVE CD'S OUT
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    • I HAVE CD'S OUT
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    • THAT IS MY STANDUP COMEDY.
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    • THAT IS MY STANDUP COMEDY.
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    • BUT I HAVE THIS ABILITY
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    • BUT I HAVE THIS ABILITY
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    • TO JUST IMPROMPTU TALK
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    • TO JUST IMPROMPTU TALK
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    • TO THE AUDIENCE AND
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    • TO THE AUDIENCE AND
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    • 00:08:50.250 --> 00:08:52.120
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    • FUNNY JUST KIND OF HAPPENS.
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    • FUNNY JUST KIND OF HAPPENS.
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    • 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:53.190
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    • 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:53.190
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    • SO WHAT WE'VE DONE
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    • SO WHAT WE'VE DONE
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    • 00:08:53.190 --> 00:08:54.260
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    • 00:08:53.190 --> 00:08:54.260
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    • IS WE'VE TAKEN A COLLECTION
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    • IS WE'VE TAKEN A COLLECTION
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    • OF ALL OF THOSE INTERACTIONS
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    • OF ALL OF THOSE INTERACTIONS
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    • 00:08:55.290 --> 00:08:57.030
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    • WITH AUDIENCE MEMBERS,
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    • WITH AUDIENCE MEMBERS,
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    • THOSE REALLY FUNNY,
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    • THOSE REALLY FUNNY,
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    • James: WHEN YOU'RE TALKING
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    • James: WHEN YOU'RE TALKING
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    • TO SOMEBODY LIKE YOU DID ME,
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    • TO SOMEBODY LIKE YOU DID ME,
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    • "APPARENTLY NOT."
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    • "APPARENTLY NOT."
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • 00:09:03.190 --> 00:09:04.190
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    • Michael: I'M GOING
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    • Michael: I'M GOING
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    • 00:09:04.190 --> 00:09:05.260
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    • 00:09:04.190 --> 00:09:05.260
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • 00:09:07.010 --> 00:09:08.060
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    • SO WE MADE A WHOLE CD OF
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    • SO WE MADE A WHOLE CD OF
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    • 00:09:08.060 --> 00:09:09.260
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    • 00:09:08.060 --> 00:09:09.260
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    • JUST THOSE FUNNY INTERACTIONS.
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    • JUST THOSE FUNNY INTERACTIONS.
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    • 00:09:09.260 --> 00:09:11.110
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    • 00:09:09.260 --> 00:09:11.110
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    • LIKE WE MET A COUPLE,
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    • LIKE WE MET A COUPLE,
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    • THE LADY WAS 84
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    • THE LADY WAS 84
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    • 00:09:12.130 --> 00:09:14.130
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    • AND THE GUY WAS 86 AND THEY
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    • AND THE GUY WAS 86 AND THEY
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    • 00:09:14.130 --> 00:09:16.150
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    • 00:09:14.130 --> 00:09:16.150
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    • HAD JUST STARTED DATING.
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    • HAD JUST STARTED DATING.
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    • 00:09:16.150 --> 00:09:18.140
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    • 00:09:16.150 --> 00:09:18.140
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    • SO THEY HAPPENED
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    • SO THEY HAPPENED
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    • 00:09:18.140 --> 00:09:20.010
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    • 00:09:18.140 --> 00:09:20.010
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    • TO BE IN MY AUDIENCE
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    • TO BE IN MY AUDIENCE
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    • 00:09:20.010 --> 00:09:21.010
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    • 00:09:20.010 --> 00:09:21.010
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    • AND I TALKED TO THEM.
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    • AND I TALKED TO THEM.
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    • 00:09:21.010 --> 00:09:22.030
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    • 00:09:21.010 --> 00:09:22.030
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    • AND WHAT HAPPENS IS
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    • AND WHAT HAPPENS IS
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    • 00:09:22.030 --> 00:09:23.070
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    • JUST COMPLETELY HYSTERICAL.
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    • JUST COMPLETELY HYSTERICAL.
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    • 00:09:23.070 --> 00:09:24.120
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    • 00:09:23.070 --> 00:09:24.120
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    • SO WE ACTUALLY,
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    • SO WE ACTUALLY,
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    • THAT'S THE CD, IT'S CALLED
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    • THAT'S THE CD, IT'S CALLED
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    • 00:09:25.160 --> 00:09:26.170
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    • 00:09:25.160 --> 00:09:26.170
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    • "MICHAEL JR. BREAK TIME"
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    • "MICHAEL JR. BREAK TIME"
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    • 00:09:26.170 --> 00:09:27.200
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    • BECAUSE NORMALLY,
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    • BECAUSE NORMALLY,
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    • 00:09:27.200 --> 00:09:28.230
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    • WHEN I'M DOING STANDUP COMEDY
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    • WHEN I'M DOING STANDUP COMEDY
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    • 00:09:28.230 --> 00:09:29.280
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    • 00:09:28.230 --> 00:09:29.280
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    • IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOW,
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    • IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOW,
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    • 00:09:29.280 --> 00:09:30.290
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    • 00:09:29.280 --> 00:09:30.290
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    • IF YOU EVER COME SEE
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    • IF YOU EVER COME SEE
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    • 00:09:30.290 --> 00:09:32.030
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    • 00:09:30.290 --> 00:09:32.030
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    • ONE OF MY FULL EVENTS, I STOP
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    • ONE OF MY FULL EVENTS, I STOP
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    • 00:09:32.030 --> 00:09:33.080
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    • 00:09:32.030 --> 00:09:33.080
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    • IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOW
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    • IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SHOW
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    • 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:34.090
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    • 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:34.090
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    • AND I TAKE A BREAK AND I TALK
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    • AND I TAKE A BREAK AND I TALK
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    • 00:09:34.090 --> 00:09:35.100
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    • 00:09:34.090 --> 00:09:35.100
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    • TO THE AUDIENCE MEMBERS.
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    • TO THE AUDIENCE MEMBERS.
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    • 00:09:35.100 --> 00:09:36.150
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    • 00:09:35.100 --> 00:09:36.150
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    • WELL, WE RECORD IT,
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    • WELL, WE RECORD IT,
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    • 00:09:36.150 --> 00:09:37.170
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    • 00:09:36.150 --> 00:09:37.170
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    • AND WE MADE A CD
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    • AND WE MADE A CD
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    • 00:09:37.170 --> 00:09:38.190
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    • 00:09:37.170 --> 00:09:38.190
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    • James: AND IS THERE A BREAK
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    • James: AND IS THERE A BREAK
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    • 00:09:39.210 --> 00:09:40.240
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    • 00:09:39.210 --> 00:09:40.240
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    • IN HERE TOO?
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    • IN HERE TOO?
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    • 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:41.260
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    • 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:41.260
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    • Michael: THE WHOLE THING
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    • Michael: THE WHOLE THING
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    • 00:09:41.260 --> 00:09:42.290
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    • 00:09:41.260 --> 00:09:42.290
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    • IS BREAK TIME,
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    • IS BREAK TIME,
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    • 00:09:42.290 --> 00:09:44.010
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    • 00:09:42.290 --> 00:09:44.010
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    • FROM DIFFERENT SHOWS I'VE
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    • FROM DIFFERENT SHOWS I'VE
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    • 00:09:44.010 --> 00:09:45.060
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    • DONE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
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    • DONE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
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    • 00:09:45.060 --> 00:09:46.080
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    • 00:09:45.060 --> 00:09:46.080
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    • SOMETHING ELSE I THINK
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    • SOMETHING ELSE I THINK
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    • 00:09:47.130 --> 00:09:48.170
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    • 00:09:47.130 --> 00:09:48.170
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    • YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT:
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    • YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT:
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    • NO SHOW COMEDY EVENT.
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    • NO SHOW COMEDY EVENT.
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    • 00:09:49.180 --> 00:09:51.200
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    • 00:09:49.180 --> 00:09:51.200
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    • Michael: WHERE DID YOU
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    • Michael: WHERE DID YOU
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    • 00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:53.030
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    • 00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:53.030
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    • GET THAT?
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    • GET THAT?
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    • 00:09:53.030 --> 00:09:54.060
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    • 00:09:53.030 --> 00:09:54.060
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    • IS THAT A BOOTLEG?
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    • IS THAT A BOOTLEG?
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    • 00:09:54.060 --> 00:09:55.050
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • 00:09:55.050 --> 00:09:56.040
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    • HERE'S THE THING,
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    • HERE'S THE THING,
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    • THIS ISN'T EVEN OUT YET.
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    • THIS ISN'T EVEN OUT YET.
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    • 00:09:57.050 --> 00:09:58.050
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    • 00:09:57.050 --> 00:09:58.050
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    • SO YOU GOT...
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    • SO YOU GOT...
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    • 00:09:58.050 --> 00:09:59.090
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    • 00:09:58.050 --> 00:09:59.090
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    • LIKE FOR REAL,
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    • LIKE FOR REAL,
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    • JAMES HAS GOT SOME PULL
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    • JAMES HAS GOT SOME PULL
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    • 00:10:00.120 --> 00:10:01.120
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    • BECAUSE THIS THING,
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    • BECAUSE THIS THING,
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    • IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET.
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    • IT'S NOT EVEN OUT YET.
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    • 00:10:02.120 --> 00:10:03.180
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    • 00:10:02.120 --> 00:10:03.180
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    • BUT I'M REALLY,
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    • BUT I'M REALLY,
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    • REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THAT.
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    • REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THAT.
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    • A FAMILY THAT HAD FIVE KIDS
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    • A FAMILY THAT HAD FIVE KIDS
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    • AND THEY ADOPTED TWO
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    • AND THEY ADOPTED TWO
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    • 00:10:10.260 --> 00:10:12.200
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    • AND THEY WERE FOSTERING
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    • AND THEY WERE FOSTERING
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    • FIVE SIBLINGS.
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    • FIVE SIBLINGS.
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    • SOMEONE CAME ALONG
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    • SOMEONE CAME ALONG
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    • AND THEY WERE GOING TO ADOPT
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    • AND THEY WERE GOING TO ADOPT
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    • TWO OF THE FIVE,
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    • TWO OF THE FIVE,
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    • WHICH WOULD SOUND GREAT
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    • WHICH WOULD SOUND GREAT
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    • BUT THAT MEANS THE FAMILY
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    • BUT THAT MEANS THE FAMILY
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    • WOULD GET SPLIT UP.
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    • WOULD GET SPLIT UP.
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    • SO THIS FAMILY THAT
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    • SO THIS FAMILY THAT
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    • DOESN'T MAKE MUCH MONEY
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    • DOESN'T MAKE MUCH MONEY
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    • 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:27.140
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    • DECIDED TO STEP UP
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    • DECIDED TO STEP UP
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    • AND ADOPT THESE FIVE KIDS.
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    • AND ADOPT THESE FIVE KIDS.
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    • SO NOW YOU HAVE
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    • SO NOW YOU HAVE
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    • ALL THESE KIDS,
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    • AND THEN SHORTLY AFTER
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    • AND THEN SHORTLY AFTER
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    • THEIR VEHICLE GOT STOLEN.
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    • THIS IS WHERE
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    • THIS IS WHERE
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    • WE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT.
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    • WE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT.
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    • SO I WAS LIKE
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    • SO I WAS LIKE
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    • THEIR VEHICLE GOT STOLEN
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    • THEIR VEHICLE GOT STOLEN
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    • AND I FELT LIKE GOD WANTED ME
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    • TO DO SOMETHING.
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    • BUT HE DIDN'T SAY BUY THEM
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    • BUT HE DIDN'T SAY BUY THEM
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    • A VEHICLE, HE JUST SAID...
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    • A VEHICLE, HE JUST SAID...
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    • SO I MEET WITH MY FAMILY
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    • SO I MEET WITH MY FAMILY
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    • AND WE PRAY
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    • AND WE PRAY
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    • AND WHAT WE DECIDE TO DO
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    • AND WHAT WE DECIDE TO DO
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    • IS WE DO A COMEDY SHOW
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    • IS WE DO A COMEDY SHOW
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    • FUNDRAISER FOR THIS FAMILY.
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    • FUNDRAISER FOR THIS FAMILY.
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    • 00:10:48.070 --> 00:10:49.060
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    • BUT THE THING ABOUT
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    • BUT THE THING ABOUT
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    • 00:10:49.060 --> 00:10:50.110
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    • DOING A FUNDRAISER
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    • DOING A FUNDRAISER
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    • IS IF I DO A COMEDY SHOW
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    • IS IF I DO A COMEDY SHOW
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    • 00:10:51.130 --> 00:10:52.160
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    • FOR PEOPLE AND THEY
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    • FOR PEOPLE AND THEY
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    • PAY MONEY FOR A TICKET
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    • PAY MONEY FOR A TICKET
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    • TO COME SEE THE COMEDY SHOW
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    • TO COME SEE THE COMEDY SHOW
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    • 00:10:54.280 --> 00:10:56.090
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    • AND THEY SEE A COMEDY SHOW,
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    • AND THEY SEE A COMEDY SHOW,
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    • 00:10:56.090 --> 00:10:58.030
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    • 00:10:56.090 --> 00:10:58.030
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    • THEY'RE GETTING
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    • THEY'RE GETTING
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    • 00:10:58.030 --> 00:10:59.060
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    • 00:10:58.030 --> 00:10:59.060
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    • WHAT THEY'RE PAYING FOR.
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    • WHAT THEY'RE PAYING FOR.
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    • 00:10:59.060 --> 00:11:00.120
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    • 00:10:59.060 --> 00:11:00.120
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    • THEY HAVEN'T REALLY HELPED
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    • THEY HAVEN'T REALLY HELPED
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    • 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:01.140
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    • 00:11:00.120 --> 00:11:01.140
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    • BY ANY MEANS.
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    • BY ANY MEANS.
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    • 00:11:01.140 --> 00:11:02.190
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    • 00:11:01.140 --> 00:11:02.190
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    • SO WHAT WE DECIDED TO DO,
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    • SO WHAT WE DECIDED TO DO,
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    • 00:11:02.190 --> 00:11:04.240
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    • 00:11:02.190 --> 00:11:04.240
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    • BECAUSE TECHNICALLY
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    • BECAUSE TECHNICALLY
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    • 00:11:04.240 --> 00:11:05.260
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    • THAT WOULD BE ME BUYING
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    • THAT WOULD BE ME BUYING
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    • 00:11:05.260 --> 00:11:06.260
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    • 00:11:05.260 --> 00:11:06.260
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    • A FAMILY A VEHICLE
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    • A FAMILY A VEHICLE
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    • 00:11:06.260 --> 00:11:07.290
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    • 00:11:06.260 --> 00:11:07.290
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    • WITH THE PROCEEDS.
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    • WITH THE PROCEEDS.
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    • 00:11:07.290 --> 00:11:09.130
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    • 00:11:07.290 --> 00:11:09.130
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    • SO WHAT I DECIDED TO DO,
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    • SO WHAT I DECIDED TO DO,
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    • 00:11:09.130 --> 00:11:10.240
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    • 00:11:09.130 --> 00:11:10.240
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    • WE PRAYED AND WAS LIKE,
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    • WE PRAYED AND WAS LIKE,
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    • 00:11:10.240 --> 00:11:12.020
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    • 00:11:10.240 --> 00:11:12.020
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    • WE'RE GOING TO DO A SHOW,
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    • WE'RE GOING TO DO A SHOW,
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    • 00:11:12.020 --> 00:11:13.050
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    • 00:11:12.020 --> 00:11:13.050
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    • "NO SHOW COMEDY SHOW."
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    • "NO SHOW COMEDY SHOW."
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    • 00:11:14.130 --> 00:11:15.270
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    • 00:11:14.130 --> 00:11:15.270
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    • SO PEOPLE BOUGHT TICKETS
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    • SO PEOPLE BOUGHT TICKETS
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    • 00:11:15.270 --> 00:11:17.140
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    • 00:11:15.270 --> 00:11:17.140
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    • TO A SHOW THAT THEY KNEW
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    • TO A SHOW THAT THEY KNEW
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    • 00:11:17.140 --> 00:11:18.220
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    • 00:11:17.140 --> 00:11:18.220
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    • WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.
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    • WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.
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    • 00:11:18.220 --> 00:11:20.020
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    • 00:11:18.220 --> 00:11:20.020
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    • GOT THE MONEY FOR THIS FAMILY
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    • GOT THE MONEY FOR THIS FAMILY
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    • 00:11:21.210 --> 00:11:23.050
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    • 00:11:21.210 --> 00:11:23.050
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    • AND THE FAMILY DOESN'T EVEN
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    • AND THE FAMILY DOESN'T EVEN
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    • 00:11:23.050 --> 00:11:25.030
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    • 00:11:23.050 --> 00:11:25.030
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    • KNOW WE'RE DOING THIS.
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    • KNOW WE'RE DOING THIS.
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    • 00:11:25.030 --> 00:11:26.160
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    • 00:11:25.030 --> 00:11:26.160
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    • AND THEY THINK
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    • AND THEY THINK
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    • 00:11:28.130 --> 00:11:29.200
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    • 00:11:28.130 --> 00:11:29.200
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    • WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THEM
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    • WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THEM
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    • 00:11:29.200 --> 00:11:30.220
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    • 00:11:29.200 --> 00:11:30.220
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    • A VIDEO FUNDRAISER OF THEM
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    • A VIDEO FUNDRAISER OF THEM
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    • 00:11:30.220 --> 00:11:31.250
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    • 00:11:30.220 --> 00:11:31.250
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    • AND WHAT THEY ACTUALLY SEE
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    • AND WHAT THEY ACTUALLY SEE
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    • 00:11:31.250 --> 00:11:33.000
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    • 00:11:31.250 --> 00:11:33.000
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    • IS ME OUTSIDE THEIR HOUSE
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    • IS ME OUTSIDE THEIR HOUSE
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    • 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:34.220
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    • 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:34.220
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    • INTRODUCING THEM
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    • INTRODUCING THEM
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    • 00:11:34.220 --> 00:11:36.040
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    • 00:11:34.220 --> 00:11:36.040
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    • TO THEIR VEHICLE.
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    • TO THEIR VEHICLE.
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    • 00:11:36.040 --> 00:11:37.100
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    • 00:11:36.040 --> 00:11:37.100
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    • AND YOU GET TO SEE
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    • AND YOU GET TO SEE
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    • 00:11:37.100 --> 00:11:38.110
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    • 00:11:37.100 --> 00:11:38.110
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    • THEIR REACTION
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    • THEIR REACTION
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    • 00:11:38.110 --> 00:11:39.150
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    • 00:11:38.110 --> 00:11:39.150
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    • AND IT'S PRETTY POWERFUL.
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    • AND IT'S PRETTY POWERFUL.
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    • 00:11:39.150 --> 00:11:40.200
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    • 00:11:39.150 --> 00:11:40.200
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    • AND SO POWERFUL WE ACTUALLY
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    • AND SO POWERFUL WE ACTUALLY
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    • 00:11:41.260 --> 00:11:42.270
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    • 00:11:41.260 --> 00:11:42.270
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    • MADE A CURRICULUM OUT OF IT.
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    • MADE A CURRICULUM OUT OF IT.
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    • 00:11:42.270 --> 00:11:43.280
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    • 00:11:42.270 --> 00:11:43.280
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    • SO YOU CAN DO IT
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    • SO YOU CAN DO IT
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    • 00:11:43.280 --> 00:11:44.290
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    • 00:11:43.280 --> 00:11:44.290
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    • AS A SMALL GROUP --
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    • AS A SMALL GROUP --
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    • 00:11:44.290 --> 00:11:46.010
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    • 00:11:44.290 --> 00:11:46.010
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    • SO IT TEACHES THE PRINCIPLES
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    • SO IT TEACHES THE PRINCIPLES
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    • 00:11:46.010 --> 00:11:47.010
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    • 00:11:46.010 --> 00:11:47.010
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    • OF GIVING AND RECEIVING
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    • OF GIVING AND RECEIVING
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    • 00:11:47.010 --> 00:11:48.050
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    • 00:11:47.010 --> 00:11:48.050
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    • BUT YOU CAN DO IT
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    • BUT YOU CAN DO IT
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    • 00:11:48.050 --> 00:11:49.070
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    • 00:11:48.050 --> 00:11:49.070
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    • AS A SMALL GROUP
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    • AS A SMALL GROUP
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    • 00:11:49.070 --> 00:11:50.140
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    • 00:11:49.070 --> 00:11:50.140
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    • OR YOU CAN DO IT
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    • OR YOU CAN DO IT
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    • 00:11:50.140 --> 00:11:51.160
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    • 00:11:50.140 --> 00:11:51.160
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    • AS AN INDIVIDUAL
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    • AS AN INDIVIDUAL
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    • 00:11:51.160 --> 00:11:52.190
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    • 00:11:51.160 --> 00:11:52.190
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    • AND JUST WATCH IT AND JUST
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    • AND JUST WATCH IT AND JUST
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    • 00:11:52.190 --> 00:11:53.230
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    • 00:11:52.190 --> 00:11:53.230
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    • RECEIVE AND LEARN A LOT.
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    • RECEIVE AND LEARN A LOT.
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    • 00:11:53.230 --> 00:11:54.260
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    • 00:11:53.230 --> 00:11:54.260
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    • IT SHOULD BE RELEASED
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    • IT SHOULD BE RELEASED
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    • 00:11:54.260 --> 00:11:56.010
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    • 00:11:54.260 --> 00:11:56.010
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    • WITHIN THIS WEEK,
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    • WITHIN THIS WEEK,
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    • 00:11:56.010 --> 00:11:57.020
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    • 00:11:56.010 --> 00:11:57.020
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    • SO IF YOU GO TO MICHAEL JR.
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    • SO IF YOU GO TO MICHAEL JR.
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    • 00:11:57.020 --> 00:11:58.080
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    • 00:11:57.020 --> 00:11:58.080
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    • -- ANYWHERE!
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    • -- ANYWHERE!
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    • 00:11:58.080 --> 00:11:59.090
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    • 00:11:58.080 --> 00:11:59.090
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    • YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET IT HERE.
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    • YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET IT HERE.
    • -->
    • 00:11:59.090 --> 00:12:00.120
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    • 00:11:59.090 --> 00:12:00.120
    • -->
    • YOU CAN GET IT HERE.
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    • YOU CAN GET IT HERE.
    • -->
    • 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:01.120
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    • 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:01.120
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    • YOU'RE GOING TO THROW
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    • YOU'RE GOING TO THROW
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    • 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:02.160
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    • 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:02.160
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    • IN A PAIR OF SHOES FOR FREE
    • " data-timeend="">
    • IN A PAIR OF SHOES FOR FREE
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    • 00:12:02.160 --> 00:12:03.220
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    • 00:12:02.160 --> 00:12:03.220
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    • OR SOMETHING TOO; AREN'T YOU?
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    • OR SOMETHING TOO; AREN'T YOU?
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    • 00:12:03.220 --> 00:12:04.220
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    • 00:12:03.220 --> 00:12:04.220
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • 00:12:04.220 --> 00:12:06.260
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    • 00:12:04.220 --> 00:12:06.260
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    • GIVE THEM SOME SHOES.
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    • GIVE THEM SOME SHOES.
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    • 00:12:06.260 --> 00:12:08.040
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    • 00:12:06.260 --> 00:12:08.040
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    • SO I'M REALLY, REALLY EXCITED
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    • SO I'M REALLY, REALLY EXCITED
    • -->
    • 00:12:08.040 --> 00:12:10.020
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    • 00:12:08.040 --> 00:12:10.020
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    • ABOUT THAT PROJECT.
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    • ABOUT THAT PROJECT.
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    • 00:12:10.020 --> 00:12:11.110
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    • 00:12:10.020 --> 00:12:11.110
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    • JUST SOME REALLY COOL STUFF
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    • JUST SOME REALLY COOL STUFF
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    • 00:12:11.110 --> 00:12:12.120
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    • 00:12:11.110 --> 00:12:12.120
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    • IS GOING ON.
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    • IS GOING ON.
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    • 00:12:12.120 --> 00:12:13.130
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    • 00:12:12.120 --> 00:12:13.130
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    • James: IS THAT THE MAJOR
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    • James: IS THAT THE MAJOR
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    • 00:12:13.130 --> 00:12:14.130
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    • 00:12:13.130 --> 00:12:14.130
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    • EMPHASIS ON YOUR HEART
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    • EMPHASIS ON YOUR HEART
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    • 00:12:14.130 --> 00:12:15.150
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    • 00:12:14.130 --> 00:12:15.150
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    • RIGHT NOW IS TO TRY
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    • RIGHT NOW IS TO TRY
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    • 00:12:15.150 --> 00:12:16.190
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    • 00:12:15.150 --> 00:12:16.190
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    • TO GET PEOPLE FOCUSED IN
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    • TO GET PEOPLE FOCUSED IN
    • -->
    • 00:12:16.190 --> 00:12:17.280
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    • 00:12:16.190 --> 00:12:17.280
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    • ON MEETING NEEDS THAT
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    • ON MEETING NEEDS THAT
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    • 00:12:17.280 --> 00:12:18.280
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    • 00:12:17.280 --> 00:12:18.280
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    • JUST GO EASILY OVERLOOKED?
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    • JUST GO EASILY OVERLOOKED?
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    • 00:12:18.280 --> 00:12:21.070
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    • 00:12:18.280 --> 00:12:21.070
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    • Michael: YEAH!
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    • Michael: YEAH!
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    • 00:12:21.070 --> 00:12:22.120
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    • 00:12:21.070 --> 00:12:22.120
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    • I THINK THE GREATEST GIFT
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    • I THINK THE GREATEST GIFT
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    • 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:23.110
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    • 00:12:22.120 --> 00:12:23.110
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    • YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE
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    • YOU CAN GIVE SOMEONE
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    • 00:12:23.110 --> 00:12:24.110
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    • 00:12:23.110 --> 00:12:24.110
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    • IS GIVE THEM THE OPPORTUNITY
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    • IS GIVE THEM THE OPPORTUNITY
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    • 00:12:24.110 --> 00:12:25.180
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    • 00:12:24.110 --> 00:12:25.180
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    • TO GIVE BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS
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    • TO GIVE BECAUSE WHAT HAPPENS
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    • 00:12:25.180 --> 00:12:26.200
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    • 00:12:25.180 --> 00:12:26.200
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    • IS IT CHANGES A HEART.
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    • IS IT CHANGES A HEART.
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    • 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:27.270
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    • 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:27.270
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    • FOR ME, FOR INSTANCE,
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    • FOR ME, FOR INSTANCE,
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    • 00:12:27.270 --> 00:12:28.260
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    • 00:12:27.270 --> 00:12:28.260
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    • MY COMEDY WAS ALL ABOUT
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    • MY COMEDY WAS ALL ABOUT
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    • 00:12:28.260 --> 00:12:29.280
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    • 00:12:28.260 --> 00:12:29.280
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    • GETTING LAUGHS FROM PEOPLE.
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    • GETTING LAUGHS FROM PEOPLE.
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    • 00:12:29.280 --> 00:12:31.180
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    • 00:12:29.280 --> 00:12:31.180
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    • THEN WHEN GOD TOLD ME
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    • THEN WHEN GOD TOLD ME
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    • 00:12:31.180 --> 00:12:33.020
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    • 00:12:31.180 --> 00:12:33.020
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    • INSTEAD OF TRYING
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    • INSTEAD OF TRYING
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    • 00:12:33.020 --> 00:12:34.030
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    • 00:12:33.020 --> 00:12:34.030
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    • TO GET LAUGHS FROM PEOPLE,
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    • TO GET LAUGHS FROM PEOPLE,
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    • 00:12:34.030 --> 00:12:35.040
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    • 00:12:34.030 --> 00:12:35.040
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    • "I WANT YOU TO GIVE THEM
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    • "I WANT YOU TO GIVE THEM
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    • 00:12:35.040 --> 00:12:36.100
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    • 00:12:35.040 --> 00:12:36.100
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    • AN OPPORTUNITY TO LAUGH."
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    • AN OPPORTUNITY TO LAUGH."
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    • 00:12:36.100 --> 00:12:37.100
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    • 00:12:36.100 --> 00:12:37.100
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    • THAT RIGHT THERE
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    • THAT RIGHT THERE
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    • 00:12:37.100 --> 00:12:38.150
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    • 00:12:37.100 --> 00:12:38.150
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    • HAS CHANGED EVERYTHING
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    • HAS CHANGED EVERYTHING
    • -->
    • 00:12:38.150 --> 00:12:39.180
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    • 00:12:38.150 --> 00:12:39.180
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    • ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT I DO.
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    • ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT I DO.
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    • 00:12:39.180 --> 00:12:40.210
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    • 00:12:39.180 --> 00:12:40.210
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    • SO NOW EVEN AT MY EVENTS
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    • SO NOW EVEN AT MY EVENTS
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    • 00:12:40.210 --> 00:12:42.250
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    • 00:12:40.210 --> 00:12:42.250
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    • OR EVEN DURING A BREAK TIME
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    • OR EVEN DURING A BREAK TIME
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    • 00:12:42.250 --> 00:12:43.280
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    • 00:12:42.250 --> 00:12:43.280
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    • I'LL TALK TO SOMEONE.
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    • I'LL TALK TO SOMEONE.
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    • 00:12:43.280 --> 00:12:45.000
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    • 00:12:43.280 --> 00:12:45.000
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    • LIKE LAST WEEK THERE WAS
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    • LIKE LAST WEEK THERE WAS
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    • 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:46.030
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    • 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:46.030
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    • A MECHANIC IN THE AUDIENCE.
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    • A MECHANIC IN THE AUDIENCE.
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    • 00:12:46.030 --> 00:12:47.060
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    • 00:12:46.030 --> 00:12:47.060
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    • I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU DO?"
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    • I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU DO?"
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    • 00:12:47.060 --> 00:12:48.090
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    • 00:12:47.060 --> 00:12:48.090
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    • HE SAID, "I'M A MECHANIC."
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    • HE SAID, "I'M A MECHANIC."
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    • 00:12:48.090 --> 00:12:49.110
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    • 00:12:48.090 --> 00:12:49.110
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    • I SAID, "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
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    • I SAID, "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
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    • 00:12:49.110 --> 00:12:50.150
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    • 00:12:49.110 --> 00:12:50.150
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    • HE SAID, "IT MEANS I GET PAID
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    • HE SAID, "IT MEANS I GET PAID
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    • TO FIX PEOPLE'S CARS."
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    • TO FIX PEOPLE'S CARS."
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    • 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:53.010
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    • 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:53.010
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    • SO WE TALKED FOR
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    • SO WE TALKED FOR
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    • 00:12:53.010 --> 00:12:54.010
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    • 00:12:53.010 --> 00:12:54.010
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    • A LITTLE LONGER
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    • A LITTLE LONGER
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    • 00:12:54.010 --> 00:12:55.020
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    • 00:12:54.010 --> 00:12:55.020
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    • AND THEN HE UNDERSTOOD
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    • AND THEN HE UNDERSTOOD
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    • THAT WHAT HE ACTUALLY DOES --
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    • THAT WHAT HE ACTUALLY DOES --
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    • 00:12:56.030 --> 00:12:57.040
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    • AND THIS WAS A REVELATION
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    • AND THIS WAS A REVELATION
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    • 00:12:57.040 --> 00:12:58.060
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    • 00:12:57.040 --> 00:12:58.060
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    • FOR HIM -- IS HE HELPS INSURE
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    • FOR HIM -- IS HE HELPS INSURE
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    • 00:12:58.060 --> 00:12:59.080
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    • 00:12:58.060 --> 00:12:59.080
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    • THAT PEOPLE REACH
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    • THAT PEOPLE REACH
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    • 00:12:59.080 --> 00:13:00.150
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    • 00:12:59.080 --> 00:13:00.150
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    • THEIR DESIRED DESTINATION.
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    • THEIR DESIRED DESTINATION.
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    • 00:13:00.150 --> 00:13:02.080
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    • 00:13:00.150 --> 00:13:02.080
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    • THAT RIGHT THERE
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    • THAT RIGHT THERE
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    • 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:03.120
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    • 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:03.120
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    • WILL PUT YOUR ALARM CLOCK
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    • WILL PUT YOUR ALARM CLOCK
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    • 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:04.140
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    • 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:04.140
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    • OUT OF BUSINESS.
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    • OUT OF BUSINESS.
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    • 00:13:04.140 --> 00:13:05.160
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    • 00:13:04.140 --> 00:13:05.160
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    • THE OTHER ONE WILL CAUSE YOU
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    • THE OTHER ONE WILL CAUSE YOU
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    • 00:13:05.160 --> 00:13:06.190
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    • 00:13:05.160 --> 00:13:06.190
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    • TO HIT THE SNOOZE.
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    • TO HIT THE SNOOZE.
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    • 00:13:06.190 --> 00:13:07.210
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    • 00:13:06.190 --> 00:13:07.210
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    • SO IF WE CAN JUST UNDERSTAND
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    • SO IF WE CAN JUST UNDERSTAND
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    • 00:13:07.210 --> 00:13:08.240
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    • 00:13:07.210 --> 00:13:08.240
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    • THAT EVERYTHING WE DO,
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    • THAT EVERYTHING WE DO,
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    • 00:13:08.240 --> 00:13:09.260
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    • ANY JOB YOU HAVE,
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    • ANY JOB YOU HAVE,
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    • 00:13:09.260 --> 00:13:10.280
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    • 00:13:09.260 --> 00:13:10.280
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    • YOU'RE GOING TO BE
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    • YOU'RE GOING TO BE
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    • 00:13:10.280 --> 00:13:12.000
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    • 00:13:10.280 --> 00:13:12.000
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    • SERVING PEOPLE ANYWAYS.
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    • SERVING PEOPLE ANYWAYS.
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    • 00:13:12.000 --> 00:13:13.020
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    • 00:13:12.000 --> 00:13:13.020
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    • SO IF YOU COULD JUST
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    • SO IF YOU COULD JUST
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    • 00:13:13.020 --> 00:13:14.070
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    • 00:13:13.020 --> 00:13:14.070
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    • SHIFT ON SERVING THEM
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    • SHIFT ON SERVING THEM
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    • 00:13:14.070 --> 00:13:15.080
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    • 00:13:14.070 --> 00:13:15.080
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    • AS OPPOSED TO JUST TRYING
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    • AS OPPOSED TO JUST TRYING
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    • 00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:16.120
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    • 00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:16.120
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    • TO BE SERVED FROM THEM.
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    • TO BE SERVED FROM THEM.
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    • 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:17.130
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    • 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:17.130
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    • TECHNICALLY, TAKE THE NAPKIN
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    • TECHNICALLY, TAKE THE NAPKIN
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    • 00:13:17.130 --> 00:13:18.160
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    • 00:13:17.130 --> 00:13:18.160
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    • FROM HERE AND FOLD IT UP
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    • FROM HERE AND FOLD IT UP
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    • 00:13:18.160 --> 00:13:20.090
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    • 00:13:18.160 --> 00:13:20.090
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    • AND PUT IT HERE,
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    • AND PUT IT HERE,
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    • 00:13:20.090 --> 00:13:21.220
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    • 00:13:20.090 --> 00:13:21.220
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    • IT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING
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    • IT WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING
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    • 00:13:21.220 --> 00:13:22.270
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    • 00:13:21.220 --> 00:13:22.270
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    • AND MAKE YOU A HAPPIER PERSON
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    • AND MAKE YOU A HAPPIER PERSON
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    • 00:13:22.270 --> 00:13:23.290
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    • 00:13:22.270 --> 00:13:23.290
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    • AS A RESULT OF IT.
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    • AS A RESULT OF IT.
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    • 00:13:23.290 --> 00:13:25.030
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    • 00:13:23.290 --> 00:13:25.030
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    • SO I INTERTWINE THAT
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    • SO I INTERTWINE THAT
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    • 00:13:25.030 --> 00:13:26.040
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    • 00:13:25.030 --> 00:13:26.040
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    • WITH THE COMEDY AND THE JOKES.
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    • WITH THE COMEDY AND THE JOKES.
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    • 00:13:26.040 --> 00:13:27.100
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    • 00:13:26.040 --> 00:13:27.100
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    • James: AND I REALLY DO
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    • James: AND I REALLY DO
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    • 00:13:27.100 --> 00:13:28.130
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    • 00:13:27.100 --> 00:13:28.130
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    • I FEEL LIKE GOD HAS
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    • I FEEL LIKE GOD HAS
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    • 00:13:29.170 --> 00:13:30.210
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    • 00:13:29.170 --> 00:13:30.210
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    • GIFTED YOU WITH A WONDERFUL
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    • GIFTED YOU WITH A WONDERFUL
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    • 00:13:30.210 --> 00:13:31.280
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    • 00:13:30.210 --> 00:13:31.280
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    • COMMUNICATION STYLE AND HUMOR
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    • COMMUNICATION STYLE AND HUMOR
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    • 00:13:31.280 --> 00:13:33.270
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    • 00:13:31.280 --> 00:13:33.270
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    • BUT I'VE WATCHED YOU
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    • BUT I'VE WATCHED YOU
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    • 00:13:33.270 --> 00:13:35.120
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    • 00:13:33.270 --> 00:13:35.120
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    • AND ALL THE LAUGHTER
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    • AND ALL THE LAUGHTER
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    • 00:13:36.150 --> 00:13:37.200
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    • 00:13:36.150 --> 00:13:37.200
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    • AND IMMEDIATELY TAKE SOMEONE
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    • AND IMMEDIATELY TAKE SOMEONE
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    • 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:38.250
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    • 00:13:37.200 --> 00:13:38.250
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    • WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO GO.
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    • WHERE YOU WANT THEM TO GO.
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    • 00:13:38.250 --> 00:13:39.270
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    • 00:13:38.250 --> 00:13:39.270
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    • BUT THE THING THAT I SAW
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    • BUT THE THING THAT I SAW
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    • 00:13:39.270 --> 00:13:41.010
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    • 00:13:39.270 --> 00:13:41.010
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    • IN THOSE PEOPLE
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    • IN THOSE PEOPLE
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    • 00:13:41.010 --> 00:13:42.060
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    • 00:13:41.010 --> 00:13:42.060
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    • WAS SOMEBODY NOTICED,
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    • WAS SOMEBODY NOTICED,
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    • 00:13:42.060 --> 00:13:43.110
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    • 00:13:42.060 --> 00:13:43.110
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    • SOMEBODY LOVED US,
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    • SOMEBODY LOVED US,
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    • 00:13:43.110 --> 00:13:44.130
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    • 00:13:43.110 --> 00:13:44.130
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    • SOMEBODY CARED.
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    • SOMEBODY CARED.
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    • 00:13:44.130 --> 00:13:45.160
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    • 00:13:44.130 --> 00:13:45.160
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    • AND I THINK THAT'S AN ETERNAL
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    • AND I THINK THAT'S AN ETERNAL
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    • 00:13:45.160 --> 00:13:46.210
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    • 00:13:45.160 --> 00:13:46.210
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    • EFFECT ON THOSE PEOPLE,
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    • EFFECT ON THOSE PEOPLE,
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    • 00:13:46.210 --> 00:13:48.040
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    • 00:13:46.210 --> 00:13:48.040
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    • NOT JUST RIGHT HERE.
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    • NOT JUST RIGHT HERE.
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    • 00:13:48.040 --> 00:13:49.210
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    • 00:13:48.040 --> 00:13:49.210
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    • I THINK
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    • I THINK
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    • 00:13:49.210 --> 00:13:50.240
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    • 00:13:49.210 --> 00:13:50.240
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    • IT CHANGES THEM FOREVER.
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    • IT CHANGES THEM FOREVER.
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    • 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:51.280
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    • 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:51.280
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    • Michael: IF WE CAN JUST STOP
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    • Michael: IF WE CAN JUST STOP
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    • 00:13:51.280 --> 00:13:53.010
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    • 00:13:51.280 --> 00:13:53.010
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    • ASKING THE QUESTION,
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    • ASKING THE QUESTION,
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    • 00:13:53.010 --> 00:13:54.020
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    • 00:13:53.010 --> 00:13:54.020
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    • "WHAT CAN I GET FOR MYSELF?"
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    • "WHAT CAN I GET FOR MYSELF?"
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    • 00:13:54.020 --> 00:13:55.100
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    • 00:13:54.020 --> 00:13:55.100
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    • AND START ASKING THE QUESTION,
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    • AND START ASKING THE QUESTION,
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    • 00:13:55.100 --> 00:13:56.150
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    • 00:13:55.100 --> 00:13:56.150
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    • "WHAT CAN I GIVE FROM MYSELF?"
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    • "WHAT CAN I GIVE FROM MYSELF?"
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    • 00:13:56.150 --> 00:13:59.100
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    • 00:13:56.150 --> 00:13:59.100
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    • IT WOULD CHANGE THE GAME.
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    • IT WOULD CHANGE THE GAME.
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    • 00:13:59.100 --> 00:14:00.220
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    • 00:13:59.100 --> 00:14:00.220
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    • IT REALLY WOULD.
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    • IT REALLY WOULD.
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    • 00:14:00.220 --> 00:14:01.260
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    • 00:14:00.220 --> 00:14:01.260
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    • James: WE'VE GOT VIEWERS
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    • James: WE'VE GOT VIEWERS
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    • 00:14:01.260 --> 00:14:03.000
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    • 00:14:01.260 --> 00:14:03.000
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    • ALL OVER THE WORLD, MICHAEL.
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    • ALL OVER THE WORLD, MICHAEL.
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    • 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:04.040
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    • 00:14:03.000 --> 00:14:04.040
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    • DID YOU WANT TO ASK MICHAEL
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    • DID YOU WANT TO ASK MICHAEL
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    • 00:14:04.040 --> 00:14:05.040
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    • 00:14:04.040 --> 00:14:05.040
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    • SOMETHING?
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    • SOMETHING?
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    • 00:14:05.040 --> 00:14:06.040
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    • 00:14:05.040 --> 00:14:06.040
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    • Betty: I WAS JUST SITTING HERE
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    • Betty: I WAS JUST SITTING HERE
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    • 00:14:06.040 --> 00:14:07.080
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    • 00:14:06.040 --> 00:14:07.080
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    • LISTENING TO YOU.
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    • LISTENING TO YOU.
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    • 00:14:07.080 --> 00:14:08.090
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    • 00:14:07.080 --> 00:14:08.090
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    • REALLY IT'S A GIFT...
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    • REALLY IT'S A GIFT...
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    • 00:14:08.090 --> 00:14:09.100
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    • 00:14:08.090 --> 00:14:09.100
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    • Michael: HOW DID YOU
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    • Michael: HOW DID YOU
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    • 00:14:09.100 --> 00:14:10.140
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    • 00:14:09.100 --> 00:14:10.140
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    • GET BETTY EXACTLY?
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    • GET BETTY EXACTLY?
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    • 00:14:10.140 --> 00:14:11.140
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    • 00:14:10.140 --> 00:14:11.140
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    • HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
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    • HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
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    • 00:14:11.140 --> 00:14:12.190
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    • 00:14:11.140 --> 00:14:12.190
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • 00:14:12.190 --> 00:14:13.210
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    • 00:14:12.190 --> 00:14:13.210
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    • James: WELL, YOU KNOW YOU
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    • James: WELL, YOU KNOW YOU
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    • 00:14:13.210 --> 00:14:14.250
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    • 00:14:13.210 --> 00:14:14.250
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    • WERE TALKING ABOUT MIRACLES.
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    • WERE TALKING ABOUT MIRACLES.
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    • 00:14:14.250 --> 00:14:15.270
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    • 00:14:14.250 --> 00:14:15.270
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    • THIS IS IT! IT WAS JUST THIS.
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    • THIS IS IT! IT WAS JUST THIS.
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    • 00:14:15.270 --> 00:14:17.050
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    • 00:14:15.270 --> 00:14:17.050
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    • IT REALLY IS.
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    • IT REALLY IS.
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    • 00:14:17.050 --> 00:14:18.110
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    • 00:14:17.050 --> 00:14:18.110
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    • I ENJOYED SHOPPING
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    • I ENJOYED SHOPPING
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    • 00:14:18.110 --> 00:14:19.120
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    • 00:14:18.110 --> 00:14:19.120
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    • WHILE I WAS LOOKING.
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    • WHILE I WAS LOOKING.
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    • 00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:20.150
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    • 00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:20.150
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    • I WAS SHOPPING.
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    • I WAS SHOPPING.
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    • 00:14:20.150 --> 00:14:22.030
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    • 00:14:20.150 --> 00:14:22.030
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    • Michael: SO SHE GOT
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    • Michael: SO SHE GOT
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    • 00:14:22.030 --> 00:14:23.170
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    • 00:14:22.030 --> 00:14:23.170
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    • THE SHORT END OF THE STICK?
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    • THE SHORT END OF THE STICK?
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    • 00:14:23.170 --> 00:14:24.220
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    • 00:14:23.170 --> 00:14:24.220
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    • IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?
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    • IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?
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    • 00:14:24.220 --> 00:14:25.240
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    • 00:14:24.220 --> 00:14:25.240
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    • James: NO DOUBT SHE DID!
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    • James: NO DOUBT SHE DID!
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    • 00:14:26.110 --> 00:14:29.110
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    • 00:14:26.110 --> 00:14:29.110
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    • Betty: NOW I FORGOT
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    • Betty: NOW I FORGOT
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    • 00:14:29.110 --> 00:14:31.040
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    • 00:14:29.110 --> 00:14:31.040
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    • WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.
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    • WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.
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    • 00:14:31.040 --> 00:14:32.280
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    • 00:14:31.040 --> 00:14:32.280
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    • NO, I SEE IN THE GIFT
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    • NO, I SEE IN THE GIFT
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    • 00:14:32.280 --> 00:14:34.080
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    • 00:14:32.280 --> 00:14:34.080
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    • THAT GOD'S GIVEN YOU
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    • THAT GOD'S GIVEN YOU
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    • 00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:35.070
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    • 00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:35.070
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    • TO ALLOW PEOPLE TO LAUGH
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    • TO ALLOW PEOPLE TO LAUGH
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    • 00:14:35.070 --> 00:14:37.170
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    • 00:14:35.070 --> 00:14:37.170
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    • THROUGH WHAT YOU DO,
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    • THROUGH WHAT YOU DO,
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    • 00:14:37.170 --> 00:14:38.190
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    • 00:14:37.170 --> 00:14:38.190
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    • BUT AT THE SAME TIME
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    • BUT AT THE SAME TIME
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    • 00:14:38.190 --> 00:14:40.200
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    • 00:14:38.190 --> 00:14:40.200
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    • YOUR GOAL, IT SEEMS LIKE
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    • YOUR GOAL, IT SEEMS LIKE
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    • 00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:42.130
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    • 00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:42.130
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    • IS TO TAKE THEM SOMEWHERE,
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    • IS TO TAKE THEM SOMEWHERE,
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    • 00:14:42.130 --> 00:14:43.280
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    • 00:14:42.130 --> 00:14:43.280
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    • AND MAYBE EVEN BY INTERACTING
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    • AND MAYBE EVEN BY INTERACTING
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    • 00:14:43.280 --> 00:14:46.030
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    • 00:14:43.280 --> 00:14:46.030
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    • WITH YOUR AUDIENCE,
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    • WITH YOUR AUDIENCE,
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    • 00:14:46.030 --> 00:14:47.080
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    • WHICH I THINK IS WONDERFUL.
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    • WHICH I THINK IS WONDERFUL.
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    • THAT'S NOT AN
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    • THAT'S NOT AN
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    • EASY THING TO DO,
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    • EASY THING TO DO,
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    • 00:14:49.190 --> 00:14:50.250
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    • BUT TO BRING IT BACK HOME
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    • BUT TO BRING IT BACK HOME
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    • 00:14:50.250 --> 00:14:52.130
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    • 00:14:50.250 --> 00:14:52.130
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    • TO WHERE THEY GO AWAY
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    • TO WHERE THEY GO AWAY
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    • 00:14:52.130 --> 00:14:53.260
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    • NOT ONLY HAVING HAD LAUGHTER,
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    • NOT ONLY HAVING HAD LAUGHTER,
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    • WHICH IS GOOD FOR US,
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    • WHICH IS GOOD FOR US,
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    • BUT WITH A PURPOSE MAYBE
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    • BUT WITH A PURPOSE MAYBE
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    • 00:14:56.200 --> 00:14:58.090
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    • OF WHAT GOD WANTS THEM TO DO
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    • OF WHAT GOD WANTS THEM TO DO
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    • WITH THEIR LIVES.
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    • WITH THEIR LIVES.
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    • Michael: YOU SUMMED IT UP
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    • Michael: YOU SUMMED IT UP
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    • 00:15:01.210 --> 00:15:02.240
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    • PERFECT.
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    • PERFECT.
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    • Y'ALL SHOULD SWITCH SEATS!
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    • Y'ALL SHOULD SWITCH SEATS!
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    • 00:15:04.010 --> 00:15:05.030
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    • [Laughter]
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    • THAT'S AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY!
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    • THAT'S AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY!
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    • A MILLION PEOPLE TO LAUGH,
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    • A MILLION PEOPLE TO LAUGH,
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    • IT'S JUST A MILLION
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    • IT'S JUST A MILLION
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    • 00:15:11.150 --> 00:15:12.160
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    • PEOPLE LAUGHING.
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    • PEOPLE LAUGHING.
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    • AND A LOT OF COMEDIANS SAY,
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    • AND A LOT OF COMEDIANS SAY,
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    • AND IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT,
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    • AND IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT,
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    • 00:15:14.220 --> 00:15:15.230
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    • "IF I CAN JUST GET
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    • "IF I CAN JUST GET
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    • PEOPLE IN THE ROOM
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    • PEOPLE IN THE ROOM
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    • TO FORGET THEIR PROBLEMS
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    • TO FORGET THEIR PROBLEMS
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    • FOR A LITTLE WHILE."
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    • FOR A LITTLE WHILE."
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    • FORGET THEIR PROBLEMS? NO.
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    • FORGET THEIR PROBLEMS? NO.
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    • 00:15:20.280 --> 00:15:22.030
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    • BUT AFTERWARDS
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    • BUT AFTERWARDS
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    • 00:15:22.030 --> 00:15:23.100
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    • THEY STILL GOT SOME PROBLEMS.
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    • THEY STILL GOT SOME PROBLEMS.
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    • SO I WANT TO TAKE THEM,
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    • SO I WANT TO TAKE THEM,
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    • I WANT TO CATCH THEM
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    • I WANT TO CATCH THEM
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    • WITH THE COMEDY
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    • WITH THE COMEDY
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    • AND KEEP THEM WITH THE TRUTH.
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    • AND KEEP THEM WITH THE TRUTH.
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    • 00:15:27.210 --> 00:15:28.260
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    • I WANT TO TAKE THEM
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    • I WANT TO TAKE THEM
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    • 00:15:28.260 --> 00:15:29.250
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    • 00:15:28.260 --> 00:15:29.250
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    • SOMEWHERE BETTER THAN
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    • SOMEWHERE BETTER THAN
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    • JUST A TEMPORARY SOLUTION.
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    • JUST A TEMPORARY SOLUTION.
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    • James: I THINK HE DOES IT.
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    • James: I THINK HE DOES IT.
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    • 00:15:31.270 --> 00:15:33.010
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    • DO YOU THINK HE DOES IT?
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    • DO YOU THINK HE DOES IT?
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    • [Cheers & applause]
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    • [Cheers & applause]
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    • 00:15:34.060 --> 00:15:36.070
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    • I THINK MICHAEL IS ONE OF
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    • I THINK MICHAEL IS ONE OF
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    • 00:15:36.070 --> 00:15:39.070
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    • THE MOST GIFTED PEOPLE I KNOW
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    • THE MOST GIFTED PEOPLE I KNOW
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    • AND I THINK
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    • AND I THINK
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    • HE IS A GIFT TO US,
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    • HE IS A GIFT TO US,
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    • ALL OF US, NOT JUST CHRISTIANS
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    • ALL OF US, NOT JUST CHRISTIANS
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    • 00:15:43.010 --> 00:15:44.270
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    • BUT ALL OF US
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    • BUT ALL OF US
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    • 00:15:44.270 --> 00:15:46.080
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    • 00:15:44.270 --> 00:15:46.080
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    • HERE ON THIS PLANET --
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    • HERE ON THIS PLANET --
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    • 00:15:46.080 --> 00:15:47.090
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    • THE HUMAN RACE.
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    • THE HUMAN RACE.
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    • 00:15:47.090 --> 00:15:48.110
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    • AND THIS IS SOMETHING,
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    • AND THIS IS SOMETHING,
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    • IF SOMEBODY WANTED TO GO
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    • IF SOMEBODY WANTED TO GO
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    • 00:15:49.170 --> 00:15:51.200
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    • 00:15:49.170 --> 00:15:51.200
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    • AND KNOW ALL ABOUT WHAT
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    • AND KNOW ALL ABOUT WHAT
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    • YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE
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    • YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE
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    • 00:15:52.280 --> 00:15:54.010
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    • AND BE ABLE TO GET THIS
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    • AND BE ABLE TO GET THIS
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    • 00:15:54.010 --> 00:15:55.020
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    • OR HOWEVER YOU PRESENT IT,
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    • OR HOWEVER YOU PRESENT IT,
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    • 00:15:55.020 --> 00:15:56.280
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    • 00:15:55.020 --> 00:15:56.280
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    • WHERE DO THEY GO?
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    • WHERE DO THEY GO?
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    • 00:15:56.280 --> 00:15:58.070
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    • THEY CAN LEARN ABOUT
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    • THEY CAN LEARN ABOUT
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    • 00:15:59.100 --> 00:16:00.130
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    • 00:15:59.100 --> 00:16:00.130
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    • WHAT'S GOING ON?
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    • WHAT'S GOING ON?
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    • 00:16:00.130 --> 00:16:01.150
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    • Michael: THEY CAN GO
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    • Michael: THEY CAN GO
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    • 00:16:01.150 --> 00:16:02.170
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    • TO MICHAELJR.COM
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    • TO MICHAELJR.COM
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    • 00:16:02.170 --> 00:16:03.190
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    • 00:16:02.170 --> 00:16:03.190
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    • OR IF YOU WANT
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    • OR IF YOU WANT
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    • 00:16:03.190 --> 00:16:04.210
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    • TO MAKE IT AVAILABLE TO THEM,
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    • TO MAKE IT AVAILABLE TO THEM,
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    • 00:16:04.210 --> 00:16:05.230
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    • BECAUSE APPARENTLY
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    • BECAUSE APPARENTLY
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    • YOU GOT THAT ONE.
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    • YOU GOT THAT ONE.
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    • 00:16:07.280 --> 00:16:09.000
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    • 00:16:07.280 --> 00:16:09.000
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    • SO DO THAT.
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    • SO DO THAT.
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    • 00:16:10.060 --> 00:16:11.110
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    • James: OKAY. I WILL OFFER THIS
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    • James: OKAY. I WILL OFFER THIS
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    • 00:16:11.110 --> 00:16:12.190
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    • TO ANYONE WHO WILL GIVE
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    • TO ANYONE WHO WILL GIVE
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    • 00:16:12.190 --> 00:16:13.230
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    • 00:16:12.190 --> 00:16:13.230
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    • SOME SHOES TO KIDS.
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    • SOME SHOES TO KIDS.
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    • 00:16:13.230 --> 00:16:14.240
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    • 00:16:13.230 --> 00:16:14.240
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    • YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
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    • YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
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    • 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:16.200
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    • 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:16.200
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    • Michael: WHAT AM I GOING
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    • Michael: WHAT AM I GOING
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    • 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:17.290
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    • 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:17.290
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    • TO SAY AT THIS POINT?
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    • TO SAY AT THIS POINT?
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    • 00:16:17.290 --> 00:16:19.040
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    • [Laughter]
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    • NO! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!
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    • NO! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!
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    • 00:16:20.060 --> 00:16:21.080
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    • 00:16:20.060 --> 00:16:21.080
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    • THAT'S REALLY COOL.
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    • THAT'S REALLY COOL.
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    • 00:16:21.080 --> 00:16:22.110
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    • James: YOU KNOW
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    • James: YOU KNOW
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    • 00:16:22.110 --> 00:16:23.130
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    • 00:16:22.110 --> 00:16:23.130
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    • FROM THE TIME YOU WALKED IN
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    • FROM THE TIME YOU WALKED IN
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    • 00:16:23.130 --> 00:16:24.160
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    • 00:16:23.130 --> 00:16:24.160
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    • WITH ME AND BETTY TONIGHT
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    • WITH ME AND BETTY TONIGHT
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    • 00:16:24.160 --> 00:16:25.220
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    • 00:16:24.160 --> 00:16:25.220
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    • TALKING, I FEEL LIKE YOU KNEW
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    • TALKING, I FEEL LIKE YOU KNEW
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    • 00:16:25.220 --> 00:16:27.090
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    • 00:16:25.220 --> 00:16:27.090
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    • THAT WE HAD AN INTEREST
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    • THAT WE HAD AN INTEREST
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    • 00:16:27.090 --> 00:16:28.230
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    • DID YOU FEEL THAT?
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    • DID YOU FEEL THAT?
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    • 00:16:30.050 --> 00:16:31.090
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    • Michael: I FELT THAT
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    • Michael: I FELT THAT
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    • 00:16:31.090 --> 00:16:32.100
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    • 00:16:31.090 --> 00:16:32.100
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    • FROM THE GATE,
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    • FROM THE GATE,
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    • 00:16:32.100 --> 00:16:33.100
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    • 00:16:32.100 --> 00:16:33.100
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    • FROM THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
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    • FROM THE CHRISTMAS PARTY
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    • 00:16:33.100 --> 00:16:34.100
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    • 00:16:33.100 --> 00:16:34.100
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    • WHEN WE FIRST MET.
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    • WHEN WE FIRST MET.
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    • James: THAT WAS YEARS AGO.
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    • James: THAT WAS YEARS AGO.
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    • 00:16:35.130 --> 00:16:36.180
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    • James: IT'S NEVER CHANGED.
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    • James: IT'S NEVER CHANGED.
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    • 00:16:37.240 --> 00:16:38.250
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    • BUT SEE, I LOOK OUT
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    • BUT SEE, I LOOK OUT
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    • AT ALL THE PEOPLE
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    • AT ALL THE PEOPLE
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    • 00:16:39.280 --> 00:16:40.290
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    • THAT NOBODY NOTICED
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    • THAT NOBODY NOTICED
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    • 00:16:40.290 --> 00:16:41.280
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    • 00:16:40.290 --> 00:16:41.280
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    • AND THEY THINK NOBODY CARES.
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    • AND THEY THINK NOBODY CARES.
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    • 00:16:41.280 --> 00:16:43.010
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    • THEN I SAY TO ALL THE PEOPLE
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    • THEN I SAY TO ALL THE PEOPLE
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    • PEOPLE EVERYWHERE LIKE THAT
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    • PEOPLE EVERYWHERE LIKE THAT
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    • 00:16:45.070 --> 00:16:46.090
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    • LET'S HELP THEM.
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    • LET'S HELP THEM.
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    • 00:16:46.090 --> 00:16:47.120
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    • I LIKE WHAT JOEL OSTEEN'S
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    • I LIKE WHAT JOEL OSTEEN'S
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    • FATHER SAID TO ME
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    • FATHER SAID TO ME
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    • 00:16:48.170 --> 00:16:49.200
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    • THAT REALLY BLESSED ME.
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    • THAT REALLY BLESSED ME.
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    • 00:16:49.200 --> 00:16:50.230
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    • 00:16:49.200 --> 00:16:50.230
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    • BEFORE HE DIED,
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    • BEFORE HE DIED,
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    • 00:16:50.230 --> 00:16:51.260
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    • 00:16:50.230 --> 00:16:51.260
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    • HE'S BEEN GONE NOW FOR...
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    • HE'S BEEN GONE NOW FOR...
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    • 00:16:51.260 --> 00:16:53.010
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    • 00:16:51.260 --> 00:16:53.010
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    • Michael: HE SAID IT
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    • Michael: HE SAID IT
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    • 00:16:53.010 --> 00:16:54.040
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    • 00:16:53.010 --> 00:16:54.040
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    • BEFORE HE DIED?
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    • BEFORE HE DIED?
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    • 00:16:54.040 --> 00:16:55.030
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    • 00:16:54.040 --> 00:16:55.030
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • 00:16:55.030 --> 00:16:56.090
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    • 00:16:55.030 --> 00:16:56.090
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    • James: YOU KNOW
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    • James: YOU KNOW
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    • 00:16:56.090 --> 00:16:57.150
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    • 00:16:56.090 --> 00:16:57.150
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    • WHAT MIRACULOUS THINGS --
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    • WHAT MIRACULOUS THINGS --
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    • 00:16:57.150 --> 00:17:00.080
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    • 00:16:57.150 --> 00:17:00.080
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    • JOHN OSTEEN
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    • JOHN OSTEEN
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    • 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:01.220
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    • 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:01.220
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    • AND I'VE BEEN TALKING.
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    • AND I'VE BEEN TALKING.
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    • 00:17:01.220 --> 00:17:03.110
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    • 00:17:01.220 --> 00:17:03.110
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    • JOHN CALLS US AFTER WATCHING
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    • JOHN CALLS US AFTER WATCHING
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    • 00:17:03.110 --> 00:17:05.050
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    • 00:17:03.110 --> 00:17:05.050
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    • WHAT SOME OF YOU'LL SEE
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    • WHAT SOME OF YOU'LL SEE
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    • 00:17:05.050 --> 00:17:06.120
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    • 00:17:05.050 --> 00:17:06.120
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    • IN A FEW MINUTES AND HE SAID,
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    • IN A FEW MINUTES AND HE SAID,
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    • 00:17:06.120 --> 00:17:07.200
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    • 00:17:06.120 --> 00:17:07.200
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    • "JAMES, I WANT TO THANK YOU.
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    • "JAMES, I WANT TO THANK YOU.
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    • 00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:08.260
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    • 00:17:07.200 --> 00:17:08.260
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    • I'M A MISSION-MINDED PASTOR.
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    • I'M A MISSION-MINDED PASTOR.
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    • 00:17:08.260 --> 00:17:09.290
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    • 00:17:08.260 --> 00:17:09.290
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    • YOU AND BETTY HAVE BROUGHT
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    • YOU AND BETTY HAVE BROUGHT
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    • 00:17:09.290 --> 00:17:11.000
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    • 00:17:09.290 --> 00:17:11.000
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    • THE MISSION FIELDS
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    • THE MISSION FIELDS
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    • 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:12.030
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    • 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:12.030
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    • OF THE WORLD INTO OUR HOMES.
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    • OF THE WORLD INTO OUR HOMES.
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    • 00:17:12.030 --> 00:17:13.050
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    • 00:17:12.030 --> 00:17:13.050
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    • WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO SEE
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    • WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO SEE
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    • 00:17:13.050 --> 00:17:14.090
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    • 00:17:13.050 --> 00:17:14.090
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    • WHAT GOD DOES THROUGH
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    • WHAT GOD DOES THROUGH
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    • 00:17:14.090 --> 00:17:15.120
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    • 00:17:14.090 --> 00:17:15.120
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    • THE LOVE OF MISSIONARIES AS
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    • THE LOVE OF MISSIONARIES AS
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    • 00:17:15.120 --> 00:17:17.050
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    • 00:17:15.120 --> 00:17:17.050
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    • IT FLOWS THROUGH THEM FREELY.
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    • IT FLOWS THROUGH THEM FREELY.
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    • 00:17:17.050 --> 00:17:19.030
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    • 00:17:17.050 --> 00:17:19.030
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    • AND YOU'VE ENABLED US
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    • AND YOU'VE ENABLED US
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    • 00:17:19.030 --> 00:17:20.170
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    • 00:17:19.030 --> 00:17:20.170
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    • TO SEE THE IMPORTANCE
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    • TO SEE THE IMPORTANCE
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    • 00:17:20.170 --> 00:17:21.240
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    • 00:17:20.170 --> 00:17:21.240
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    • OF KEEPING THEM ON THE FIELD
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    • OF KEEPING THEM ON THE FIELD
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    • 00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:22.270
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    • 00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:22.270
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    • AND WHAT THAT LOVE DOES."
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    • AND WHAT THAT LOVE DOES."
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    • 00:17:22.270 --> 00:17:24.170
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    • 00:17:22.270 --> 00:17:24.170
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    • AND HE SAID, "THANK YOU."
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    • AND HE SAID, "THANK YOU."
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    • 00:17:24.170 --> 00:17:26.000
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    • 00:17:24.170 --> 00:17:26.000
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    • I THINK REALLY AND TRULY
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    • I THINK REALLY AND TRULY
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    • 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:27.040
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    • 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:27.040
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    • WE'RE SEEING
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    • WE'RE SEEING
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    • 00:17:27.040 --> 00:17:28.070
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    • 00:17:27.040 --> 00:17:28.070
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    • THAT MISSION OUTREACH
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    • THAT MISSION OUTREACH
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    • 00:17:28.070 --> 00:17:29.110
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    • 00:17:28.070 --> 00:17:29.110
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    • IN HIS SON JOEL,
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    • IN HIS SON JOEL,
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    • 00:17:29.110 --> 00:17:30.160
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    • 00:17:29.110 --> 00:17:30.160
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    • BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF A MIRACLE
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    • BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF A MIRACLE
    • -->
    • 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:31.200
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    • 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:31.200
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    • THE WAY JOEL
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    • THE WAY JOEL
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    • 00:17:31.200 --> 00:17:32.230
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    • 00:17:31.200 --> 00:17:32.230
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    • HAS COMFORTED PEOPLE
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    • HAS COMFORTED PEOPLE
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    • 00:17:32.230 --> 00:17:33.240
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    • 00:17:32.230 --> 00:17:33.240
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    • SO WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS GREAT.
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    • SO WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS GREAT.
    • -->
    • 00:17:34.290 --> 00:17:35.290
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    • 00:17:34.290 --> 00:17:35.290
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    • THE WEB SITE IS MICHAEL...
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    • THE WEB SITE IS MICHAEL...
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    • 00:17:35.290 --> 00:17:37.060
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    • 00:17:35.290 --> 00:17:37.060
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    • Michael: MICHAELJR.COM.
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    • Michael: MICHAELJR.COM.
    • -->
    • 00:17:37.060 --> 00:17:39.080
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    • 00:17:37.060 --> 00:17:39.080
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    • TO CHECK THAT OUT.
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    • TO CHECK THAT OUT.
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    • 00:17:40.140 --> 00:17:41.120
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    • 00:17:40.140 --> 00:17:41.120
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    • MICHAEL, WE ARE RIGHT NOW,
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    • MICHAEL, WE ARE RIGHT NOW,
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    • 00:17:41.120 --> 00:17:42.130
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    • 00:17:41.120 --> 00:17:42.130
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    • WE'RE GOING TO ASK PEOPLE
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    • WE'RE GOING TO ASK PEOPLE
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    • 00:17:42.130 --> 00:17:43.130
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    • 00:17:42.130 --> 00:17:43.130
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    • ALL OVER THE THE WORLD TO
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    • ALL OVER THE THE WORLD TO
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    • 00:17:43.130 --> 00:17:44.130
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    • 00:17:43.130 --> 00:17:44.130
    • -->
    • WE DO CLEFT PALATE SURGERY.
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    • WE DO CLEFT PALATE SURGERY.
    • -->
    • 00:17:46.220 --> 00:17:47.250
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    • 00:17:46.220 --> 00:17:47.250
    • -->
    • WE'VE GOT
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    • WE'VE GOT
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    • 00:17:47.250 --> 00:17:49.000
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    • 00:17:47.250 --> 00:17:49.000
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    • A LITTLE TWISTED FACE
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    • A LITTLE TWISTED FACE
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    • 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:50.030
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    • 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:50.030
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    • AND SOMETIMES KIDS
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    • AND SOMETIMES KIDS
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    • 00:17:50.030 --> 00:17:51.050
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    • 00:17:50.030 --> 00:17:51.050
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    • WILL PULL BACK;
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    • WILL PULL BACK;
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    • 00:17:51.050 --> 00:17:52.110
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    • 00:17:51.050 --> 00:17:52.110
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    • THEY DON'T EVEN WANT TO
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    • THEY DON'T EVEN WANT TO
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    • 00:17:52.110 --> 00:17:53.160
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    • 00:17:52.110 --> 00:17:53.160
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    • SEE THEMSELVES IN A PICTURE.
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    • SEE THEMSELVES IN A PICTURE.
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    • 00:17:53.160 --> 00:17:55.040
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    • 00:17:53.160 --> 00:17:55.040
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    • WE'VE WATCHED THEM PULL BACK
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    • WE'VE WATCHED THEM PULL BACK
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    • 00:17:55.040 --> 00:17:56.110
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    • 00:17:55.040 --> 00:17:56.110
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    • WHEN THEY DID.
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    • WHEN THEY DID.
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    • 00:17:56.110 --> 00:17:57.130
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    • 00:17:56.110 --> 00:17:57.130
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    • WE'RE GOING TO GIVE THEM
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    • WE'RE GOING TO GIVE THEM
    • -->
    • 00:17:57.130 --> 00:17:58.160
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    • 00:17:57.130 --> 00:17:58.160
    • -->
    • A SMILE.
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    • A SMILE.
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    • 00:17:58.160 --> 00:17:59.190
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    • 00:17:58.160 --> 00:17:59.190
    • -->
    • YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
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    • YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
    • -->
    • 00:17:59.190 --> 00:18:00.230
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    • 00:17:59.190 --> 00:18:00.230
    • -->
    • WE'RE GOING TO DO?
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    • WE'RE GOING TO DO?
    • -->
    • 00:18:00.230 --> 00:18:01.290
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    • 00:18:00.230 --> 00:18:01.290
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    • WE'RE GOING TO GIVE
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    • WE'RE GOING TO GIVE
    • -->
    • 00:18:01.290 --> 00:18:03.010
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    • 00:18:01.290 --> 00:18:03.010
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    • SOME CHILDREN LITTLE SHOES
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    • SOME CHILDREN LITTLE SHOES
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    • 00:18:03.010 --> 00:18:04.030
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    • 00:18:03.010 --> 00:18:04.030
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    • THAT NEVER HAD THEM.
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    • THAT NEVER HAD THEM.
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    • 00:18:04.030 --> 00:18:05.060
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    • 00:18:04.030 --> 00:18:05.060
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    • I'M TELLING YOU,
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    • I'M TELLING YOU,
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    • 00:18:05.060 --> 00:18:06.100
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    • 00:18:05.060 --> 00:18:06.100
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    • IT'S GOING TO MAKE THEM HAPPY.
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    • IT'S GOING TO MAKE THEM HAPPY.
    • -->
    • 00:18:06.100 --> 00:18:07.160
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    • 00:18:06.100 --> 00:18:07.160
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    • $36 WE CAN GIVE 10 CHILDREN
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    • $36 WE CAN GIVE 10 CHILDREN
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    • 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:09.050
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    • 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:09.050
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    • A PAIR OF SHOES.
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    • A PAIR OF SHOES.
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    • 00:18:09.050 --> 00:18:11.100
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    • 00:18:09.050 --> 00:18:11.100
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    • NOW HERE'S OUR GOAL, BETTY,
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    • NOW HERE'S OUR GOAL, BETTY,
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    • 00:18:11.100 --> 00:18:12.150
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    • 00:18:11.100 --> 00:18:12.150
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    • AND I BELIEVE WE'RE GOING TO
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    • AND I BELIEVE WE'RE GOING TO
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    • 00:18:12.150 --> 00:18:13.220
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    • 00:18:12.150 --> 00:18:13.220
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    • REACH IT, 150.000 CHILDREN,
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    • REACH IT, 150.000 CHILDREN,
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    • 00:18:13.220 --> 00:18:15.290
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    • 00:18:13.220 --> 00:18:15.290
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    • MANY DIFFERENT NATIONS WHERE
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    • MANY DIFFERENT NATIONS WHERE
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    • 00:18:15.290 --> 00:18:17.070
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    • 00:18:15.290 --> 00:18:17.070
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    • THE MISSIONARIES HAVE SAID,
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    • THE MISSIONARIES HAVE SAID,
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    • 00:18:17.070 --> 00:18:18.100
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    • 00:18:17.070 --> 00:18:18.100
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    • "HERE IS AN AREA
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    • "HERE IS AN AREA
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    • 00:18:18.100 --> 00:18:19.140
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    • 00:18:18.100 --> 00:18:19.140
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    • OF GREAT NEED."
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    • OF GREAT NEED."
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    • 00:18:19.140 --> 00:18:20.240
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    • 00:18:19.140 --> 00:18:20.240
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    • THERE'S SO MUCH
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    • THERE'S SO MUCH
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    • 00:18:20.240 --> 00:18:22.050
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    • 00:18:20.240 --> 00:18:22.050
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    • THAT CAUSES DISEASE
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    • THAT CAUSES DISEASE
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    • 00:18:22.050 --> 00:18:23.150
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    • 00:18:22.050 --> 00:18:23.150
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    • IN CHILDREN'S FEET
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    • IN CHILDREN'S FEET
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    • 00:18:23.150 --> 00:18:24.250
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    • 00:18:23.150 --> 00:18:24.250
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    • WHEN THEY ARE CUT
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    • WHEN THEY ARE CUT
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    • 00:18:24.250 --> 00:18:26.050
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    • 00:18:24.250 --> 00:18:26.050
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    • OR THEY GET BACTERIA
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    • OR THEY GET BACTERIA
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    • 00:18:26.050 --> 00:18:27.200
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    • 00:18:26.050 --> 00:18:27.200
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    • AND EVEN HOOKWORMS
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    • AND EVEN HOOKWORMS
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    • 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:28.250
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    • 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:28.250
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    • THAT CAN ACTUALLY DESTROY
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    • THAT CAN ACTUALLY DESTROY
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    • 00:18:28.250 --> 00:18:30.050
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    • 00:18:28.250 --> 00:18:30.050
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    • THEIR LIVES.
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    • THEIR LIVES.
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    • 00:18:30.050 --> 00:18:31.080
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    • 00:18:30.050 --> 00:18:31.080
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    • SO WE WANT TO DO THAT
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    • SO WE WANT TO DO THAT
    • -->
    • 00:18:31.080 --> 00:18:32.100
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    • 00:18:31.080 --> 00:18:32.100
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    • FOR CHRISTMAS.
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    • FOR CHRISTMAS.
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    • 00:18:32.100 --> 00:18:33.120
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    • 00:18:32.100 --> 00:18:33.120
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    • THEN, BETTY,
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    • THEN, BETTY,
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    • 00:18:33.120 --> 00:18:34.140
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    • 00:18:33.120 --> 00:18:34.140
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    • WE WANT TO GIVE SMILES.
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    • WE WANT TO GIVE SMILES.
    • -->
    • 00:18:34.140 --> 00:18:35.160
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    • 00:18:34.140 --> 00:18:35.160
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    • WHEN YOU SEE
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    • WHEN YOU SEE
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    • 00:18:35.160 --> 00:18:36.180
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    • 00:18:35.160 --> 00:18:36.180
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    • THESE LITTLE CHILDREN
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    • THESE LITTLE CHILDREN
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    • 00:18:36.180 --> 00:18:37.200
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    • 00:18:36.180 --> 00:18:37.200
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    • THAT THEY CAN'T SMILE,
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    • THAT THEY CAN'T SMILE,
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    • 00:18:37.200 --> 00:18:38.220
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    • 00:18:37.200 --> 00:18:38.220
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    • THEY WANT TO SMILE, WELL,
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    • THEY WANT TO SMILE, WELL,
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    • 00:18:38.220 --> 00:18:39.240
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    • 00:18:38.220 --> 00:18:39.240
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    • WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT.
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    • WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT.
    • -->
    • 00:18:39.240 --> 00:18:40.260
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    • 00:18:39.240 --> 00:18:40.260
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    • HERE'S WHAT IT TAKES.
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    • HERE'S WHAT IT TAKES.
    • -->
    • 00:18:40.260 --> 00:18:41.280
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    • 00:18:40.260 --> 00:18:41.280
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    • WE'RE ABLE TO DO
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    • WE'RE ABLE TO DO
    • -->
    • 00:18:41.280 --> 00:18:43.000
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    • 00:18:41.280 --> 00:18:43.000
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    • THE CLEFT PALATE
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    • THE CLEFT PALATE
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    • 00:18:43.000 --> 00:18:44.020
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    • 00:18:43.000 --> 00:18:44.020
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    • AND THE FACIAL SURGERY
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    • AND THE FACIAL SURGERY
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    • 00:18:44.020 --> 00:18:45.050
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    • 00:18:44.020 --> 00:18:45.050
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    • FOR $500 PER SURGERY.
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    • FOR $500 PER SURGERY.
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    • 00:18:45.050 --> 00:18:46.120
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    • 00:18:45.050 --> 00:18:46.120
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    • I'M ASKING YOU,
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    • I'M ASKING YOU,
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    • 00:18:46.120 --> 00:18:47.170
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    • 00:18:46.120 --> 00:18:47.170
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    • PRAY, COULD YOU GIVE
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    • PRAY, COULD YOU GIVE
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    • 00:18:47.170 --> 00:18:48.220
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    • 00:18:47.170 --> 00:18:48.220
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    • A COUPLE OF SURGERIES?
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    • A COUPLE OF SURGERIES?
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    • 00:18:48.220 --> 00:18:49.260
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    • 00:18:48.220 --> 00:18:49.260
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    • WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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    • WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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    • 00:18:49.260 --> 00:18:50.270
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    • 00:18:49.260 --> 00:18:50.270
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    • BETTY AND I GLADLY,
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    • BETTY AND I GLADLY,
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    • 00:18:50.270 --> 00:18:52.030
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    • 00:18:50.270 --> 00:18:52.030
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    • AND LORD, WE THANK YOU
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    • AND LORD, WE THANK YOU
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    • 00:18:52.030 --> 00:18:53.060
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    • 00:18:52.030 --> 00:18:53.060
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    • THAT WE CAN DO THIS,
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    • THAT WE CAN DO THIS,
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    • 00:18:53.060 --> 00:18:54.140
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    • 00:18:53.060 --> 00:18:54.140
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    • WE'LL DO THAT.
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    • WE'LL DO THAT.
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    • 00:18:54.140 --> 00:18:55.210
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    • 00:18:54.140 --> 00:18:55.210
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    • I KNOW EVERYONE CAN'T DO THAT,
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    • I KNOW EVERYONE CAN'T DO THAT,
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    • 00:18:55.210 --> 00:18:56.260
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    • 00:18:55.210 --> 00:18:56.260
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    • I UNDERSTAND THAT.
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    • I UNDERSTAND THAT.
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    • 00:18:56.260 --> 00:18:57.290
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    • 00:18:56.260 --> 00:18:57.290
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    • BUT IF YOU COULD GIVE
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    • BUT IF YOU COULD GIVE
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    • 00:18:57.290 --> 00:18:59.020
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    • 00:18:57.290 --> 00:18:59.020
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    • ONE SURGERY OR TWO, DO IT.
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    • ONE SURGERY OR TWO, DO IT.
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    • 00:18:59.020 --> 00:19:00.060
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    • 00:18:59.020 --> 00:19:00.060
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    • BUT HERE'S THE THING
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    • BUT HERE'S THE THING
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    • 00:19:00.060 --> 00:19:01.080
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    • 00:19:00.060 --> 00:19:01.080
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    • I WANT YOU ALL
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    • I WANT YOU ALL
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    • 00:19:01.080 --> 00:19:02.100
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    • 00:19:01.080 --> 00:19:02.100
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    • TO HAVE A PART IN.
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    • TO HAVE A PART IN.
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    • 00:19:02.100 --> 00:19:03.140
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    • 00:19:02.100 --> 00:19:03.140
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    • WOULD YOU GIVE
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    • WOULD YOU GIVE
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    • 00:19:03.140 --> 00:19:04.160
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    • 00:19:03.140 --> 00:19:04.160
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    • SOME CHILDREN SHOES?
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    • SOME CHILDREN SHOES?
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    • 00:19:04.160 --> 00:19:05.190
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    • 00:19:04.160 --> 00:19:05.190
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    • AND WE NEED TO GET THIS NOW
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    • AND WE NEED TO GET THIS NOW
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    • 00:19:05.190 --> 00:19:06.220
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    • 00:19:05.190 --> 00:19:06.220
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    • SO WE CAN GET THE SHOES
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    • SO WE CAN GET THE SHOES
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    • 00:19:06.220 --> 00:19:07.280
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    • 00:19:06.220 --> 00:19:07.280
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    • TO THE CHILDREN BY CHRISTMAS,
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    • TO THE CHILDREN BY CHRISTMAS,
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    • 00:19:07.280 --> 00:19:09.180
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    • 00:19:07.280 --> 00:19:09.180
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    • BEGIN DOING THE SURGERIES.
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    • BEGIN DOING THE SURGERIES.
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    • 00:19:09.180 --> 00:19:11.040
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    • 00:19:09.180 --> 00:19:11.040
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    • THANK YOU FOR BLESSING OTHERS
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    • THANK YOU FOR BLESSING OTHERS
    • -->
    • 00:19:11.040 --> 00:19:12.290
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    • 00:19:11.040 --> 00:19:12.290
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    • WITH THE LOVE OF GOD.
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    • WITH THE LOVE OF GOD.
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    • 00:19:12.290 --> 00:19:14.110
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    • 00:19:12.290 --> 00:19:14.110
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    • THANKS FOR MAKING THE CALL.
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    • THANKS FOR MAKING THE CALL.
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    • 00:19:14.110 --> 00:19:15.290
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    • 00:19:14.110 --> 00:19:15.290
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    • Announcer: POVERTY IS A KILLER
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    • Announcer: POVERTY IS A KILLER
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    • 00:19:20.090 --> 00:19:22.060
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    • 00:19:20.090 --> 00:19:22.060
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    • AND BECAUSE OF IT CHILDREN NEEDLESSLY SUFFER
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    • AND BECAUSE OF IT CHILDREN NEEDLESSLY SUFFER
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    • 00:19:22.090 --> 00:19:24.230
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    • 00:19:22.090 --> 00:19:24.230
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    • NOT ONLY FROM A LACK OF FOOD AND CLEAN WATER
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    • NOT ONLY FROM A LACK OF FOOD AND CLEAN WATER
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    • 00:19:24.260 --> 00:19:27.030
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    • 00:19:24.260 --> 00:19:27.030
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    • BUT ALSO FROM A LACK OF THINGS WE TAKE FOR GRANTED
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    • BUT ALSO FROM A LACK OF THINGS WE TAKE FOR GRANTED
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    • 00:19:27.060 --> 00:19:29.140
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    • 00:19:27.060 --> 00:19:29.140
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    • SUCH AS A HEALTHY SMILE
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    • SUCH AS A HEALTHY SMILE
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    • 00:19:29.170 --> 00:19:31.140
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    • 00:19:29.170 --> 00:19:31.140
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    • OR A SIMPLE PAIR OF SHOES.
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    • OR A SIMPLE PAIR OF SHOES.
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    • 00:19:31.170 --> 00:19:33.200
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    • 00:19:31.170 --> 00:19:33.200
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    • FOR MOST OF THESE CHILDREN
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    • FOR MOST OF THESE CHILDREN
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    • 00:19:33.230 --> 00:19:35.200
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    • 00:19:33.230 --> 00:19:35.200
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    • THEY'VE NEVER OWNED A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
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    • THEY'VE NEVER OWNED A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
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    • 00:19:35.230 --> 00:19:37.200
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    • 00:19:35.230 --> 00:19:37.200
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    • WHILE THAT MAY SEEN MINOR IN THE LIGHT OF ALL THEIR NEEDS,
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    • WHILE THAT MAY SEEN MINOR IN THE LIGHT OF ALL THEIR NEEDS,
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    • 00:19:37.230 --> 00:19:39.200
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    • 00:19:37.230 --> 00:19:39.200
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    • WALKING WITH BARE FEET
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    • WALKING WITH BARE FEET
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    • 00:19:39.230 --> 00:19:41.200
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    • 00:19:39.230 --> 00:19:41.200
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    • PUTS THEM AT RISK OF LIFE-THREATENING INFECTIONS
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    • PUTS THEM AT RISK OF LIFE-THREATENING INFECTIONS
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    • 00:19:41.230 --> 00:19:43.180
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    • 00:19:41.230 --> 00:19:43.180
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    • THAT COULD LEAD TO CRIPPLING CONSEQUENCES,
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    • THAT COULD LEAD TO CRIPPLING CONSEQUENCES,
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    • 00:19:43.210 --> 00:19:45.260
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    • 00:19:43.210 --> 00:19:45.260
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    • DISEASE, AND EVEN DEATH.
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    • DISEASE, AND EVEN DEATH.
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    • 00:19:45.290 --> 00:19:48.190
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    • 00:19:45.290 --> 00:19:48.190
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    • BY RESPONDING TODAY YOU CAN HELP LIFE
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    • BY RESPONDING TODAY YOU CAN HELP LIFE
    • -->
    • 00:19:48.220 --> 00:19:50.250
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    • 00:19:48.220 --> 00:19:50.250
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    • IMMEDIATELY SECURE AND BEGIN SHIPPING CHRISTMAS SHOES
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    • IMMEDIATELY SECURE AND BEGIN SHIPPING CHRISTMAS SHOES
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    • 00:19:50.280 --> 00:19:53.240
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    • 00:19:50.280 --> 00:19:53.240
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    • TO 150.000 CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD
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    • TO 150.000 CHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD
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    • 00:19:53.270 --> 00:19:56.250
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    • 00:19:53.270 --> 00:19:56.250
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    • JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
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    • JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
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    • 00:19:56.280 --> 00:19:59.120
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    • 00:19:56.280 --> 00:19:59.120
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    • YOUR GIFT OF $36 WILL HELP PROVIDE TEN PAIRS OF SHOES.
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    • YOUR GIFT OF $36 WILL HELP PROVIDE TEN PAIRS OF SHOES.
    • -->
    • 00:19:59.150 --> 00:20:03.010
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    • 00:19:59.150 --> 00:20:03.010
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    • A GIFT OF $72 WILL HELP PROVIDE 20 PAIR,
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    • A GIFT OF $72 WILL HELP PROVIDE 20 PAIR,
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    • 00:20:03.040 --> 00:20:05.220
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    • 00:20:03.040 --> 00:20:05.220
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    • AND A GIFT OF $180
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    • AND A GIFT OF $180
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    • 00:20:05.250 --> 00:20:07.220
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    • 00:20:05.250 --> 00:20:07.220
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    • WILL HELP PROVIDE 50 PAIRS OF CHRISTMAS SHOES
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    • WILL HELP PROVIDE 50 PAIRS OF CHRISTMAS SHOES
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    • 00:20:07.250 --> 00:20:09.270
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    • 00:20:07.250 --> 00:20:09.270
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    • FOR CHILDREN IN NEED.
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    • FOR CHILDREN IN NEED.
    • -->
    • 00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:11.270
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    • 00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:11.270
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    • WITH YOUR GIFT OF ANY AMOUNT,
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    • WITH YOUR GIFT OF ANY AMOUNT,
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    • 00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:13.270
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    • 00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:13.270
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    • BE SURE TO REQUEST THIS BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED BLUE METAL SHOE ORNAMENT,
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    • BE SURE TO REQUEST THIS BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED BLUE METAL SHOE ORNAMENT,
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    • 00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:17.130
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    • 00:20:14.000 --> 00:20:17.130
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    • A TREASURE TO PLACE ON YOUR TREE EACH HOLIDAY SEASON.
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    • A TREASURE TO PLACE ON YOUR TREE EACH HOLIDAY SEASON.
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    • 00:20:17.160 --> 00:20:20.200
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    • 00:20:17.160 --> 00:20:20.200
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    • WITH YOUR GIFT OF $180 OR MORE
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    • WITH YOUR GIFT OF $180 OR MORE
    • -->
    • 00:20:20.230 --> 00:20:23.030
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    • 00:20:20.230 --> 00:20:23.030
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    • YOU MAY ALSO REQUEST THIS KEEPSAKE BOXED SET
    • " data-timeend="">
    • YOU MAY ALSO REQUEST THIS KEEPSAKE BOXED SET
    • -->
    • 00:20:23.060 --> 00:20:25.180
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    • 00:20:23.060 --> 00:20:25.180
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    • OF LIFE'S CHRISTMAS SHOE ORNAMENTS.
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    • OF LIFE'S CHRISTMAS SHOE ORNAMENTS.
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    • 00:20:25.210 --> 00:20:27.200
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    • 00:20:25.210 --> 00:20:27.200
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    • FINALLY, PLEASE CONSIDER A GIFT OF $1.000 OR MORE
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    • FINALLY, PLEASE CONSIDER A GIFT OF $1.000 OR MORE
    • -->
    • 00:20:27.230 --> 00:20:30.270
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    • 00:20:27.230 --> 00:20:30.270
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    • TO HELP PROVIDE OVER 275 PAIRS OF SHOES
    • " data-timeend="">
    • TO HELP PROVIDE OVER 275 PAIRS OF SHOES
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    • 00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:33.290
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    • 00:20:31.000 --> 00:20:33.290
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    • OR TWO CHILDREN WITH CORRECTIVE CLEFT PALATE SURGERIES.
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    • OR TWO CHILDREN WITH CORRECTIVE CLEFT PALATE SURGERIES.
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    • 00:20:34.020 --> 00:20:37.080
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    • 00:20:34.020 --> 00:20:37.080
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    • AND YOU MAY REQUEST OUR "MAJESTY" BRONZE SCULPTURE
    • " data-timeend="">
    • AND YOU MAY REQUEST OUR "MAJESTY" BRONZE SCULPTURE
    • -->
    • 00:20:37.110 --> 00:20:40.290
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    • 00:20:37.110 --> 00:20:40.290
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    • PLEASE CALL, WRITE, OR MAKE YOUR GIFT ONLINE TODAY!
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    • PLEASE CALL, WRITE, OR MAKE YOUR GIFT ONLINE TODAY!
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    • 00:20:41.020 --> 00:20:46.030
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    • 00:20:41.020 --> 00:20:46.030
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    • James: WELL,
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    • James: WELL,
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    • 00:20:46.250 --> 00:20:49.250
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    • 00:20:46.250 --> 00:20:49.250
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    • BETTY AND I SAY THANK YOU.
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    • BETTY AND I SAY THANK YOU.
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    • 00:20:49.250 --> 00:20:50.270
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    • 00:20:49.250 --> 00:20:50.270
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    • I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED
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    • I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED
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    • 00:20:50.270 --> 00:20:51.260
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    • 00:20:50.270 --> 00:20:51.260
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    • SO BEAUTIFUL AWHILE AGO.
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    • SO BEAUTIFUL AWHILE AGO.
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    • 00:20:51.260 --> 00:20:52.280
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    • 00:20:51.260 --> 00:20:52.280
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    • I WAS WATCHING ON THE MONITOR.
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    • I WAS WATCHING ON THE MONITOR.
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    • 00:20:52.280 --> 00:20:55.170
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    • 00:20:52.280 --> 00:20:55.170
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    • GOD REALLY DID BLESS ME.
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    • GOD REALLY DID BLESS ME.
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    • 00:20:55.170 --> 00:20:56.170
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    • 00:20:55.170 --> 00:20:56.170
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    • YOU KNOW MICHAEL ASKED ME
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    • YOU KNOW MICHAEL ASKED ME
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    • 00:20:56.170 --> 00:20:57.180
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    • 00:20:56.170 --> 00:20:57.180
    • -->
    • HOW IN THE WORLD
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    • HOW IN THE WORLD
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    • 00:20:57.180 --> 00:20:58.190
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    • 00:20:57.180 --> 00:20:58.190
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    • DID I GET YOU?
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    • DID I GET YOU?
    • -->
    • 00:20:58.190 --> 00:20:59.230
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    • 00:20:58.190 --> 00:20:59.230
    • -->
    • IT'S A MIRACLE!
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    • IT'S A MIRACLE!
    • -->
    • 00:20:59.230 --> 00:21:00.280
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    • 00:20:59.230 --> 00:21:00.280
    • -->
    • SHE GOT THE SHORT END
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    • SHE GOT THE SHORT END
    • -->
    • 00:21:00.280 --> 00:21:02.000
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    • 00:21:00.280 --> 00:21:02.000
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    • OF THE STICK, THERE'S
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    • OF THE STICK, THERE'S
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    • 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:03.020
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    • 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:03.020
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    • NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT.
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    • NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT.
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    • 00:21:03.020 --> 00:21:04.070
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    • 00:21:03.020 --> 00:21:04.070
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    • BUT I TELL YOU WHAT,
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    • BUT I TELL YOU WHAT,
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    • 00:21:04.070 --> 00:21:05.130
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    • 00:21:04.070 --> 00:21:05.130
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    • THE JOY THAT GOD HAS
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    • THE JOY THAT GOD HAS
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    • 00:21:05.130 --> 00:21:06.180
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    • 00:21:05.130 --> 00:21:06.180
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    • ALLOWED US TO HAVE TOGETHER;
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    • ALLOWED US TO HAVE TOGETHER;
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    • 00:21:06.180 --> 00:21:07.200
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    • 00:21:06.180 --> 00:21:07.200
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    • HERE'S THE BEAUTIFUL THING.
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    • HERE'S THE BEAUTIFUL THING.
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    • 00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:08.240
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    • 00:21:07.200 --> 00:21:08.240
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    • WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP THAT
    • " data-timeend="">
    • WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP THAT
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    • 00:21:08.240 --> 00:21:10.250
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    • 00:21:08.240 --> 00:21:10.250
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    • HAS BEEN SUCH A JOY TO US
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    • HAS BEEN SUCH A JOY TO US
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    • 00:21:10.250 --> 00:21:13.000
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    • 00:21:10.250 --> 00:21:13.000
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    • WITH ANY CHALLENGES,
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    • WITH ANY CHALLENGES,
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    • 00:21:13.000 --> 00:21:14.100
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    • 00:21:13.000 --> 00:21:14.100
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    • AND WE'VE SEEN THEM,
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    • AND WE'VE SEEN THEM,
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    • 00:21:14.100 --> 00:21:15.130
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    • 00:21:14.100 --> 00:21:15.130
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    • ALL OF US DO.
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    • ALL OF US DO.
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    • 00:21:15.130 --> 00:21:17.080
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    • 00:21:15.130 --> 00:21:17.080
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    • BUT THE FACT THAT
    • " data-timeend="">
    • BUT THE FACT THAT
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    • 00:21:17.080 --> 00:21:18.160
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    • 00:21:17.080 --> 00:21:18.160
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    • WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO SHARE JOY
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    • WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO SHARE JOY
    • -->
    • 00:21:18.160 --> 00:21:19.260
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    • 00:21:18.160 --> 00:21:19.260
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    • IS OUR GREATEST JOY,
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    • IS OUR GREATEST JOY,
    • -->
    • 00:21:19.260 --> 00:21:21.140
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    • 00:21:19.260 --> 00:21:21.140
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    • GIVING LIFE.
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    • GIVING LIFE.
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    • WELL, MICHAEL JR. IS HERE.
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    • WELL, MICHAEL JR. IS HERE.
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    • 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:23.280
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    • 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:23.280
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    • HE'S TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS
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    • HE'S TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS
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    • 00:21:23.280 --> 00:21:25.150
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    • 00:21:23.280 --> 00:21:25.150
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    • "NO SHOW COMEDY"
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    • "NO SHOW COMEDY"
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    • 00:21:25.150 --> 00:21:27.050
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    • 00:21:25.150 --> 00:21:27.050
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    • THAT HE SAYS WE MIRACULOUSLY
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    • THAT HE SAYS WE MIRACULOUSLY
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    • 00:21:27.050 --> 00:21:28.120
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    • 00:21:27.050 --> 00:21:28.120
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    • GOT A JUMP START ON.
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    • GOT A JUMP START ON.
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    • 00:21:28.120 --> 00:21:30.090
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    • 00:21:28.120 --> 00:21:30.090
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    • AND HE SAID YOU CAN HAVE THIS
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    • AND HE SAID YOU CAN HAVE THIS
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    • 00:21:30.090 --> 00:21:32.120
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    • 00:21:30.090 --> 00:21:32.120
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    • IF YOU WILL... I SAID,
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    • IF YOU WILL... I SAID,
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    • 00:21:32.120 --> 00:21:34.030
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    • 00:21:32.120 --> 00:21:34.030
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    • "LET'S GIVE SOME
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    • "LET'S GIVE SOME
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    • 00:21:34.030 --> 00:21:35.030
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    • SHOES AND SMILES."
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    • SHOES AND SMILES."
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    • 00:21:35.030 --> 00:21:36.040
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    • 00:21:35.030 --> 00:21:36.040
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    • BUT HE ALSO HAS
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    • BUT HE ALSO HAS
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    • 00:21:36.040 --> 00:21:37.060
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    • 00:21:36.040 --> 00:21:37.060
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    • THIS LITTLE COMEDY DEAL
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    • THIS LITTLE COMEDY DEAL
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    • 00:21:37.060 --> 00:21:38.190
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    • 00:21:37.060 --> 00:21:38.190
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    • THAT WE TALKED ABOUT UP FRONT.
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    • THAT WE TALKED ABOUT UP FRONT.
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    • 00:21:38.190 --> 00:21:40.160
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    • 00:21:38.190 --> 00:21:40.160
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    • I WANT TO SAY TO YOU,
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    • I WANT TO SAY TO YOU,
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    • 00:21:40.190 --> 00:21:43.190
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    • 00:21:40.190 --> 00:21:43.190
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    • AND I'M DOING THIS
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    • AND I'M DOING THIS
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    • 00:21:43.190 --> 00:21:44.230
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    • 00:21:43.190 --> 00:21:44.230
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    • ON MY OWN HERE,
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    • ON MY OWN HERE,
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    • 00:21:44.230 --> 00:21:46.230
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    • 00:21:44.230 --> 00:21:46.230
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    • YOU MAY HAVE EITHER ONE
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    • YOU MAY HAVE EITHER ONE
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    • 00:21:46.230 --> 00:21:48.170
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    • 00:21:46.230 --> 00:21:48.170
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    • THAT YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE.
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    • THAT YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE.
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    • 00:21:48.170 --> 00:21:50.000
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    • 00:21:48.170 --> 00:21:50.000
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    • YOU SAY, "I WANT
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    • YOU SAY, "I WANT
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    • 00:21:50.000 --> 00:21:51.060
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    • 00:21:50.000 --> 00:21:51.060
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    • THAT LITTLE BREAK TIME.
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    • THAT LITTLE BREAK TIME.
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    • 00:21:51.060 --> 00:21:53.050
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    • 00:21:51.060 --> 00:21:53.050
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    • I WANT TO HEAR
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    • I WANT TO HEAR
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    • 00:21:53.050 --> 00:21:54.110
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    • 00:21:53.050 --> 00:21:54.110
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    • THAT INTERACTION."
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    • THAT INTERACTION."
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    • 00:21:54.110 --> 00:21:55.160
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    • 00:21:54.110 --> 00:21:55.160
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    • "I WANT TO SEE THIS VISION
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    • "I WANT TO SEE THIS VISION
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    • 00:21:55.160 --> 00:21:56.180
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    • 00:21:55.160 --> 00:21:56.180
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    • AND ALL THIS OVER HERE
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    • AND ALL THIS OVER HERE
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    • 00:21:56.180 --> 00:21:57.220
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    • 00:21:56.180 --> 00:21:57.220
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    • AND I WANT TO SEE THAT FAMILY
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    • AND I WANT TO SEE THAT FAMILY
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    • 00:21:57.220 --> 00:21:58.240
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    • 00:21:57.220 --> 00:21:58.240
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    • YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT."
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    • YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT."
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    • 00:21:58.240 --> 00:21:59.280
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    • 00:21:58.240 --> 00:21:59.280
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    • EITHER ONE -- EITHER ONE
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    • EITHER ONE -- EITHER ONE
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    • 00:21:59.280 --> 00:22:01.060
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    • 00:21:59.280 --> 00:22:01.060
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    • IF YOU SAY I'LL GIVE
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    • IF YOU SAY I'LL GIVE
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    • 00:22:01.060 --> 00:22:02.100
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    • 00:22:01.060 --> 00:22:02.100
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    • SOME SHOES, ASK FOR THEM.
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    • SOME SHOES, ASK FOR THEM.
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    • 00:22:02.100 --> 00:22:03.110
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    • 00:22:02.100 --> 00:22:03.110
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    • SO BOTH OF THEM,
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    • SO BOTH OF THEM,
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    • 00:22:03.110 --> 00:22:04.160
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    • 00:22:03.110 --> 00:22:04.160
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    • THEY CAN SEE THEM BOTH,
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    • THEY CAN SEE THEM BOTH,
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    • 00:22:04.160 --> 00:22:05.160
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    • 00:22:04.160 --> 00:22:05.160
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    • BUT THEY'VE GOT A CHOICE.
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    • BUT THEY'VE GOT A CHOICE.
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    • 00:22:05.160 --> 00:22:06.190
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    • 00:22:05.160 --> 00:22:06.190
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    • YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE
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    • YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE
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    • 00:22:06.190 --> 00:22:07.200
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    • 00:22:06.190 --> 00:22:07.200
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    • THE CHOICE FOR EVERYBODY.
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    • THE CHOICE FOR EVERYBODY.
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    • 00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:08.210
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    • 00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:08.210
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    • YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
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    • YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
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    • 00:22:08.210 --> 00:22:09.220
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    • 00:22:08.210 --> 00:22:09.220
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    • YOU GET MY DRIFT?
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    • YOU GET MY DRIFT?
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    • 00:22:09.220 --> 00:22:10.250
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    • 00:22:09.220 --> 00:22:10.250
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    • Michael: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
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    • Michael: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
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    • 00:22:10.250 --> 00:22:11.260
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    • 00:22:10.250 --> 00:22:11.260
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    • YES, SIR!
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    • YES, SIR!
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    • 00:22:11.260 --> 00:22:13.010
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    • 00:22:11.260 --> 00:22:13.010
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    • [Laughter]
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    • [Laughter]
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    • 00:22:13.010 --> 00:22:14.100
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    • 00:22:13.010 --> 00:22:14.100
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    • James: WOULD YOU
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    • James: WOULD YOU
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    • 00:22:14.100 --> 00:22:15.110
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    • 00:22:14.100 --> 00:22:15.110
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    • SAY THANKS TO MICHAEL JR.
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    • SAY THANKS TO MICHAEL JR.
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    • 00:22:15.110 --> 00:22:16.170
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    • 00:22:15.110 --> 00:22:16.170
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    • FOR BEING WITH US?
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    • FOR BEING WITH US?
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    • 00:22:16.170 --> 00:22:18.140
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    • 00:22:16.170 --> 00:22:18.140
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    • THANK ALL OF YOU FOR WATCHING.
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    • THANK ALL OF YOU FOR WATCHING.
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    • 00:22:18.140 --> 00:22:19.220
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    • 00:22:18.140 --> 00:22:19.220
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    • THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
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    • THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
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    • 00:22:19.220 --> 00:22:20.230
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    • 00:22:19.220 --> 00:22:20.230
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    • THANK YOU.
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    • THANK YOU.
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    • 00:22:20.230 --> 00:22:21.250
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    • 00:22:20.230 --> 00:22:21.250
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    • SHOES AND SMILES
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    • SHOES AND SMILES
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    • 00:22:21.250 --> 00:22:23.080
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    • 00:22:21.250 --> 00:22:23.080
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    • SAVIOR, MY HEART BELONGS TO YOU
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    • SAVIOR, MY HEART BELONGS TO YOU
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    • 00:22:59.220 --> 00:23:08.190
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    • 00:22:59.220 --> 00:23:08.190
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    • SO THEN THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO PROVE
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    • SO THEN THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO PROVE
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    • 00:23:08.220 --> 00:23:17.190
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    • 00:23:08.220 --> 00:23:17.190
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    • NO MORE AFRAID OF WHAT MAY COME
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    • NO MORE AFRAID OF WHAT MAY COME
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    • 00:23:17.220 --> 00:23:26.090
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    • 00:23:17.220 --> 00:23:26.090
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    • I CHOOSE TO TRUST IN WHO YOU ARE
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    • I CHOOSE TO TRUST IN WHO YOU ARE
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    • 00:23:26.120 --> 00:23:35.120
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    • 00:23:26.120 --> 00:23:35.120
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    • THERE'S ONE THING I HAVE FOUND
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    • THERE'S ONE THING I HAVE FOUND
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    • 00:23:35.150 --> 00:23:40.010
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    • 00:23:35.150 --> 00:23:40.010
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    • I'M HELD WHEN I LET GO
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    • I'M HELD WHEN I LET GO
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    • 00:23:40.040 --> 00:23:43.190
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    • 00:23:40.040 --> 00:23:43.190
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    • I CELEBRATE THE MYSTERY
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    • I CELEBRATE THE MYSTERY
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    • 00:23:43.220 --> 00:23:46.010
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    • 00:23:43.220 --> 00:23:46.010
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    • AND THE WONDER OF YOUR LOVE
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    • AND THE WONDER OF YOUR LOVE
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    • 00:23:46.040 --> 00:23:48.020
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    • 00:23:46.040 --> 00:23:48.020
    • -->
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
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    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
    • -->
    • 00:23:48.050 --> 00:23:52.160
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    • 00:23:48.050 --> 00:23:52.160
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    • YOU DEMONSTRATED HOW MUCH
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    • YOU DEMONSTRATED HOW MUCH
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    • 00:23:52.190 --> 00:23:54.160
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    • 00:23:52.190 --> 00:23:54.160
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    • WHEN YOU HUNG THERE ON THE CROSS
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    • WHEN YOU HUNG THERE ON THE CROSS
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    • 00:23:54.190 --> 00:23:56.270
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    • 00:23:54.190 --> 00:23:56.270
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    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
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    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
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    • 00:23:57.000 --> 00:24:02.220
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    • 00:23:57.000 --> 00:24:02.220
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    • BLINDED, BUT THIS WORLD WILL JUST NOT SEE
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    • BLINDED, BUT THIS WORLD WILL JUST NOT SEE
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    • 00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:28.180
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    • 00:24:20.160 --> 00:24:28.180
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    • YOUR LOVE IS THE GREATEST MYSTERY
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    • YOUR LOVE IS THE GREATEST MYSTERY
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    • 00:24:28.210 --> 00:24:37.240
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    • 00:24:28.210 --> 00:24:37.240
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    • I WAS DOWN TO MY LAST CHANCE
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    • I WAS DOWN TO MY LAST CHANCE
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    • 00:24:37.270 --> 00:24:42.030
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    • 00:24:37.270 --> 00:24:42.030
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    • WILL YOU LIFT ME UP AGAIN
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    • WILL YOU LIFT ME UP AGAIN
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    • 00:24:42.060 --> 00:24:45.210
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    • 00:24:42.060 --> 00:24:45.210
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    • I CELEBRATE THE MYSTERY
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    • I CELEBRATE THE MYSTERY
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    • 00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:48.040
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    • 00:24:45.240 --> 00:24:48.040
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    • AND THE WONDER OF YOUR LOVE
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    • AND THE WONDER OF YOUR LOVE
    • -->
    • 00:24:48.070 --> 00:24:50.110
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    • 00:24:48.070 --> 00:24:50.110
    • -->
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
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    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
    • -->
    • 00:24:50.140 --> 00:24:54.200
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    • 00:24:50.140 --> 00:24:54.200
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    • YOU DEMONSTRATED HOW MUCH
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    • YOU DEMONSTRATED HOW MUCH
    • -->
    • 00:24:54.230 --> 00:24:56.150
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    • 00:24:54.230 --> 00:24:56.150
    • -->
    • WHEN YOU HUNG THERE ON THE CROSS
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    • WHEN YOU HUNG THERE ON THE CROSS
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    • 00:24:56.180 --> 00:24:59.030
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    • 00:24:56.180 --> 00:24:59.030
    • -->
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
    • " data-timeend="">
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
    • -->
    • 00:24:59.060 --> 00:25:03.190
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    • 00:24:59.060 --> 00:25:03.190
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    • I CELEBRATE THE MYSTERY
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    • I CELEBRATE THE MYSTERY
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    • 00:25:03.220 --> 00:25:05.270
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    • 00:25:03.220 --> 00:25:05.270
    • -->
    • AND THE WONDER OF YOUR LOVE
    • " data-timeend="">
    • AND THE WONDER OF YOUR LOVE
    • -->
    • 00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:08.030
    • " data-timeend="">
    • 00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:08.030
    • -->
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
    • " data-timeend="">
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
    • -->
    • 00:25:08.060 --> 00:25:12.150
    • " data-timeend="">
    • 00:25:08.060 --> 00:25:12.150
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    • YOU DEMONSTRATED HOW MUCH
    • " data-timeend="">
    • YOU DEMONSTRATED HOW MUCH
    • -->
    • 00:25:12.180 --> 00:25:14.200
    • " data-timeend="">
    • 00:25:12.180 --> 00:25:14.200
    • -->
    • WHEN YOU HUNG THERE ON THE CROSS
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    • WHEN YOU HUNG THERE ON THE CROSS
    • -->
    • 00:25:14.230 --> 00:25:17.000
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    • 00:25:14.230 --> 00:25:17.000
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    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
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    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
    • -->
    • 00:25:17.030 --> 00:25:22.170
    • " data-timeend="">
    • 00:25:17.030 --> 00:25:22.170
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    • THAT IS KIND, THAT WON'T FADE
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    • THAT IS KIND, THAT WON'T FADE
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    • 00:25:22.200 --> 00:25:27.000
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    • 00:25:22.200 --> 00:25:27.000
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    • THAT CANNOT BE SHAKEN
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    • THAT CANNOT BE SHAKEN
    • -->
    • 00:25:27.030 --> 00:25:30.100
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    • 00:25:27.030 --> 00:25:30.100
    • -->
    • LOVE THAT WILL LAST NEVER FAILS
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    • LOVE THAT WILL LAST NEVER FAILS
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    • 00:25:30.130 --> 00:25:35.280
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    • 00:25:30.130 --> 00:25:35.280
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    • THAT BELIEVES ALL THING SO
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    • THAT BELIEVES ALL THING SO
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    • 00:25:36.010 --> 00:25:43.190
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    • 00:25:36.010 --> 00:25:43.190
    • -->
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME SHOWN ME LOVE
    • " data-timeend="">
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME SHOWN ME LOVE
    • -->
    • 00:25:43.220 --> 00:25:50.110
    • " data-timeend="">
    • 00:25:43.220 --> 00:25:50.110
    • -->
    • HALLELUJAH
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    • HALLELUJAH
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    • 00:25:50.140 --> 00:25:52.180
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    • 00:25:50.140 --> 00:25:52.180
    • -->
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
    • " data-timeend="">
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
    • -->
    • 00:25:52.210 --> 00:26:04.090
    • " data-timeend="">
    • 00:25:52.210 --> 00:26:04.090
    • -->
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
    • " data-timeend="">
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
    • -->
    • 00:26:04.120 --> 00:26:10.250
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    • 00:26:04.120 --> 00:26:10.250
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    • I THANK YOU, JESUS
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    • I THANK YOU, JESUS
    • -->
    • 00:26:10.280 --> 00:26:14.160
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    • 00:26:10.280 --> 00:26:14.160
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    • I CELEBRATE THE MYSTERY
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    • I CELEBRATE THE MYSTERY
    • -->
    • 00:26:14.190 --> 00:26:19.110
    • " data-timeend="">
    • 00:26:14.190 --> 00:26:19.110
    • -->
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
    • " data-timeend="">
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME
    • -->
    • 00:26:19.140 --> 00:26:25.000
    • " data-timeend="">
    • 00:26:19.140 --> 00:26:25.000
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    • YOU DEMONSTRATED
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    • YOU DEMONSTRATED
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    • 00:26:25.030 --> 00:26:28.060
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    • 00:26:25.030 --> 00:26:28.060
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    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
    • " data-timeend="">
    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN ME ALREADY SHOWN ME LOVE
    • -->
    • 00:26:28.090 --> 00:26:35.020
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    • 00:26:28.090 --> 00:26:35.020
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    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN US
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    • YOU'VE ALREADY SHOWN US
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    • SUCH AMAZING LOVE
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    • SUCH AMAZING LOVE
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    • Announcer: NEXT WEEK ON LIFE TODAY ,
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    • Announcer: NEXT WEEK ON LIFE TODAY ,
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    • JOIN CHRISTIAN LEADERS FROM ACROSS THE NATION
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    • JOIN CHRISTIAN LEADERS FROM ACROSS THE NATION
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    • AS THEY COME TOGETHER TO DISCUSS CRITICAL ISSUES FACING THE CHURCH.
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    • AS THEY COME TOGETHER TO DISCUSS CRITICAL ISSUES FACING THE CHURCH.
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    • - LIFE TODAY IS MADE POSSIBLE BY THE SUPPORTERS OF LIFE OUTREACH INTERNATIONAL.
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    • - LIFE TODAY IS MADE POSSIBLE BY THE SUPPORTERS OF LIFE OUTREACH INTERNATIONAL.
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    • YOUR GIFT WILL BE USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE EXEMPT PURPOSES OF LIFE .
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    • YOUR GIFT WILL BE USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE EXEMPT PURPOSES OF LIFE .
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    • THE MINISTRY FEATURES SPECIFIC OUTREACHES
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    • THE MINISTRY FEATURES SPECIFIC OUTREACHES
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    • AS EXAMPLES OF THE PROGRAMS IT SUPPORTS AND CONDUCTS.
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    • AS EXAMPLES OF THE PROGRAMS IT SUPPORTS AND CONDUCTS.
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    • GIFTS ARE CONSIDERED TO BE WITHOUT RESTRICTION
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    • GIFTS ARE CONSIDERED TO BE WITHOUT RESTRICTION
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    • AS TO USE UNLESS EXPLICITLY STIPULATED BY THE DONOR.
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    • AS TO USE UNLESS EXPLICITLY STIPULATED BY THE DONOR.
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    • THE MINISTRY IS A MEMBER OF THE E.C.F.A.
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    • THE MINISTRY IS A MEMBER OF THE E.C.F.A.
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