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Praise | November 30, 2017

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November 30, 2017
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Matt & Laurie Crouch host entertainer Mike Rowe in Washington D.C. and talk about Mike's new TBN show "Somebody's Gotta Do It"

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Praise | November 30, 2017

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  • [MUSIC]
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  • - MIKE ROWE: GOD!
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  • - MATT: FAVORITE "DIRTY JOBS"
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  • EPISODE?
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  • [MUSIC]
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  • [BANG]
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  • [RAPID FLOW]
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  • - MIKE: BOB COMBS HAS A PIG
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  • FARM IN LAS VEGAS.
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  • [MUSIC]
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  • [MUD SPILLING, HITTING GROUND]
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  • THAT IS A...BAD BUFFET RIGHT
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  • THERE.
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  • - LAURIE: WHAT DID YOU DO
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  • BEFORE DOING THE JOBS?
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  • - MIKE: UH...
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  • [RECORD SCRATCH]
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  • THE END IS NEAR
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  • [SCRUNCH OF PAPER]
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  • IF I WERE A CAT, I WOULD BE
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  • LOVING THIS.
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  • [STATIC]
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  • WHOSE CAT IS THAT?
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  • [MUSIC]
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  • THERE'S NO SHAME, UH, IN
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  • VOMITING, UH, ON "DIRTY JOBS."
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  • GET READY.
  • 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:34.290
  • GET READY.
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  • GET READY.
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  • [WHACK]
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  • THAT IS JUST MUMBLING THE WORD
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  • "BACON."
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  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
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  • IT WAS ALMOST LIKE A PRAYER...
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  • - MATT: YEAH.
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  • - MIKE: ...BECAUSE YOU'RE YOUR
  • 00:00:41.190 --> 00:00:42.110
  • OWN MAN...
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  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:00:42.290 --> 00:00:43.120
  • - MIKE: ...MATT COUCH.
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  • I ADMIRE THAT.
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  • [RECORD SCRATCH]
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  • [LAURIE GIGGLES]
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  • - MATT: CROUCH.
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  • NOT COUCH.
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  • - MIKE: NOW, LET'S NOT SPLIT
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  • HAIRS.
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  • - MATT: OKAY.
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  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
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  • - MIKE: THE IMPORTANT THING IS
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  • YOU'RE HERE WEARIN' A JACKET
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  • WITH TWO ZIPPERS -- ONE AT THE
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  • BOTTOM, ONE AT THE TOP.
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  • [MUSIC]
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  • SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT.
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  • AH!
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  • IN THE VERY FIRST EPISODE THAT
  • 00:00:53.020 --> 00:00:54.070
  • YOU'LL SEE ON...(MIMICKING
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  • ANNOUNCER) DECEMBER 2ND...
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  • [MATT LAUGHS]
  • 00:00:57.130 --> 00:00:58.160
  • ...AROUND 9 O'CLOCK, I BELIEVE,
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  • RIGHT AFTER "HUCKABEE," HERE ON
  • 00:00:59.080 --> 00:01:00.030
  • TBN.
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  • [MUSIC]
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  • IN 'THE LAST SUPPER,' UH, DA
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  • VINCI'S 'LAST SUPPER,' I'M
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  • BARTHOLOMEW.
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  • SEE IF I CAN'T MEET JESUS.
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  • [ELECTRICAL STATIC]
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  • - MATT: ONE OF MY MOM AND
  • 00:01:09.220 --> 00:01:11.060
  • DAD'S FAVORITE SCRIPTURES: GOD
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  • HAS CHOSEN...
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  • - BOTH: ...THE FOOLISH TO
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  • CONFOUND THE WISE.
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  • - LAURIE: HERE WE ARE!
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  • - MATT: YOU KNOW--
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  • - MIKE: HERE I AM.
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  • [LAUGHTER]
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  • [CHEERS]
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  • THE LESSON FROM "DIRTY JOBS"
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  • AND THE LESSON FROM
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  • "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT" IS:
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  • THERE'S JOY WHEREVER YOU DECIDE
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  • THERE'S JOY.
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  • SO, I'M THRILLED TO BE HERE.
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  • I'M GRATEFUL TO BE HERE.
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  • AND I HOPE, UH...I HOPE I DON'T
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  • ANNOY TOO MANY OF YOUR VIEWERS.
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  • I AIM VERY LOW, LAURIE.
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  • [LAUGHTER]
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  • - LAURIE: I AM SO EXCITED!
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  • - MIKE: I-- I'M SO THRILLED TO
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  • ANNOY AS FEW OF YOUR VIEWERS AS
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  • I CAN.
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  • [LAUGHTER]
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  • BOOP!
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  • - MATT: WE WELCOME YOU TO OUR
  • 00:01:48.040 --> 00:01:48.290
  • NATION'S CAPITAL.
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  • WITH US TODAY FOR THE ENTIRE
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  • HOUR, THE DIRTIEST MAN ON
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  • TELEVISION, MIKE ROWE.
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  • [LAUGHTER]
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  • - MIKE: I'M GONNA BE HERE A
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  • WHOLE HOUR?
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  • - MIKE: AY, AY, AY!
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  • [LAURIE GIGGLES]
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  • ALL RIGHT, WELL, THANK YOU FOR
  • 00:02:01.190 --> 00:02:02.100
  • HAVING ME.
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  • REALLY A PLEASURE.
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  • - MATT: MIKE ROWE, I'M
  • 00:02:03.130 --> 00:02:04.160
  • GONNA TRY MY HARDEST NOT TO
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  • - MIKE: DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD,
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  • MATT.
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  • HONESTLY.
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  • - MATT: BUT MY BOYS AND I HAVE
  • 00:02:10.070 --> 00:02:10.290
  • WATCHED VIRTUALLY EVERY EPISODE
  • 00:02:10.290 --> 00:02:13.070
  • OF "DIRTY JOBS" ON THE
  • 00:02:13.070 --> 00:02:13.280
  • DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
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  • AND, YOU ARE A HARDWORKING GUY.
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  • AND WE'RE GONNA ULTIMATELY GET
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  • TO A POINT, HERE.
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  • BUT, LET'S START WITH A LITTLE
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  • BIT OF FUN.
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  • YOUR, UH, FAVORITE "DIRTY JOBS"
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  • EPISODE?
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  • - MIKE: WAIT A MINUTE.
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  • LET ME START BY APOLOGIZING.
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  • [LAUGHTER]
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  • LAURIE?
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  • - LAURIE: YES?
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  • - MIKE: YOU STOOD THERE FOR
  • 00:02:30.150 --> 00:02:31.140
  • YEARS AS YOUR HUSBAND AND YOUR
  • 00:02:31.140 --> 00:02:32.240
  • SONS WATCHED ME--
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  • - LAURIE: YES, I DID.
  • 00:02:34.180 --> 00:02:35.200
  • - MIKE: --CRAWL THROUGH SEWERS
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  • AND MAKE POOP JOKES...
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  • - LAURIE: YES.
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  • - MATT: YES.
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  • - LAURIE: I DID.
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  • SO, I'M GONNA--
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  • - MIKE: MY APOLOGIES.
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  • - LAURIE: I'M GONNA SIT HERE
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  • AND TRY NOT TO LAUGH THROUGH
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  • THIS WHOLE INTERVIEW.
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  • [MIKE LAUHGS]
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  • - MATT: YEAH, SHE IS.
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  • SHE'S GONNA SIT AND GIGGLE--
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  • - LAURIE: OKAY.
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  • - MATT: --THE WHOLE SHOW,
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  • SO...
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  • - LAURIE: 'CAUSE I WILL
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  • REMEMBER ALL THOSE THINGS THAT
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  • THEY ALL DIED LAUGHING OVER.
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  • - MIKE: I'M SORRY.
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  • MY FAVORITE OR THE WORST?
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  • - LAURIE: THE WORST.
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  • - MATT: LET'S DO BOTH.
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  • - LAURIE: LET'S DO THE WORST.
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  • - MIKE: THEY'RE REALLY KIND OF
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  • INTERCHANGEABLE.
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  • - MATT: OKAY.
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  • [LAURIE GIGGLES]
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  • - MIKE: BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE
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  • THING ABOUT "DIRTY JOBS" WAS WE
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  • HAD A BALL.
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  • THAT IS JUST A TRUCKFUL OF
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  • VOMIT YOU GOT THERE, MY FRIEND.
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  • [LAUGHTER]
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  • UM, I'M GLAD I DIDN'T WEAR MY,
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  • UH, FANCY BOOTS.
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  • WE HAD AN ABSOLUTE BLAST.
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  • AND, THE QUESTION I'M PROBABLY
  • 00:03:05.090 --> 00:03:07.040
  • ASKED MOST OFTEN IS: WHY WAS
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  • EVERYBODY HAVING SO MUCH FUN?
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  • AND THE ANSWER IS A 300-PAGE
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  • BOOK I CAN'T GET AROUND TO
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  • FINISHING, BUT PART OF IT...
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  • [MATT LAUGHS]
  • 00:03:16.120 --> 00:03:17.050
  • ...PART OF IT WAS THE FACT THAT
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  • THERE WAS NO REAL DISTINCTION
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  • BETWEEN HORRIBLE AND WONDERFUL.
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  • - MATT: YEAH.
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  • - MIKE: THIS IS THE DIRTIEST
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  • TRUCK ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
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  • SHOCKING AND PREDICTABLE.
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  • FEEL LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST, BOB.
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  • - BOB: WASTE-- WASTE NOT, WANT
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  • NOT.
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  • [EXHALING]
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  • - MIKE: BLUE COLLAR, WHITE
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  • COLLAR -- ALL THAT STUFF GOT
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  • SMEARED TOGETHER INTO A REALLY
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  • JOYFUL HOT MESS OF EXPLORATION.
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  • [MIKE GAGGING]
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  • [LIQUID DRIPPING]
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  • AND SO, WHILE THERE WERE MANY
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  • JOBS WHERE AT THE END OF THE
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  • DAY WE JUST KIND OF LOOKED AT
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  • EACH OTHER, SHOOK OUR HEADS,
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  • AND SAID, "WOW, CROSS THAT OFF
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  • THE LIST FOREVER," WE NEVER HAD
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  • A BAD TIME.
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  • AGH!
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  • [LAUGHTER]
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  • WAY TO CUT HER A LITTLE WIDE.
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  • [LAUGHTER]
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  • WE ALWAYS LEARNED SOMETHING.
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  • BOB, I BELIEVE WE GOT SOME SORT
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  • OF BACKUP, HERE.
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  • AND, UH...THE LESSONS FROM THE
  • 00:04:06.210 --> 00:04:09.170
  • DIRT, AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE,
  • 00:04:09.170 --> 00:04:11.260
  • ARE, UH, ARE ENDLESS.
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  • - MATT: YEAH.
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  • - MIKE: I'M STILL LEARNING
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  • 'EM.
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  • - LAURIE: WOW.
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  • - MATT: FAVORITE EPISODE.
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  • MOST MEMORABLE.
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  • [MIKE SIGHS]
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  • - MIKE: WELL, LOOK, I MEAN,
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  • IT'S-- SEE, "DIRTY JOBS" IS NOT
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  • REALLY ABOUT THE DIRT OR THE
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  • JOB.
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  • I MEAN, ON THE SURFACE IT WAS.
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  • BUT IT WAS REALLY ABOUT THE
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  • PEOPLE.
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  • SO, WHAT YOU'RE REALLY ASKING
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  • ME ARE MY FAVORITE PEOPLE...
  • 00:04:26.290 --> 00:04:28.270
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
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  • - MIKE: ...AND MY MOST
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  • MEMORABLE ENCOUNTERS WITH THE
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  • SPECIES.
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  • AND, THERE'S SO MANY.
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  • BUT, BOB COMBS IS A GUY WHO HAS
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  • A PIG FARM IN NORTHERN
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  • LAS VEGAS.
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  • [PIGS SQUEALING]
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  • - BOB COMBS: YOU HAVE TO EASE
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  • OFF HIS BACK.
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  • - MIKE: ARE THESE, LIKE, PIGS?
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  • AND EAT LIKE PIGS.
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  • AND, HE'S HAD IT FOR A LONG,
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  • LONG TIME.
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  • AND, WHEN I MET HIM, HE DROVE
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  • ME AROUND THE TOWN IN A TRUCK
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  • FROM THE FIRST WORLD WAR.
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  • AND WE PICKED UP THE UNEATEN
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  • SCRAPS OF FOOD FROM VEGAS
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  • CASINOS.
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  • AND THEN, WE TOOK THAT UNEATEN
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  • FOOD BACK TO HIS PIG FARM AND
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  • PUT IT IN A SERIES OF RUBE
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  • GOLDBERG-TYPE CONVEYER BELTS
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  • THAT HE MADE FROM PARTS COBBLED
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  • TOGETHER FROM NEARBY JUNK
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  • YARDS.
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  • THIS GIANT COOKER IN HIS
  • 00:05:14.160 --> 00:05:16.050
  • BACKYARD THAT REDUCED ALL OF
  • 00:05:16.050 --> 00:05:17.160
  • THAT UNEATEN TOURIST FOOD INTO
  • 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:19.170
  • BOUILLABAISSE.
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  • AN UNHOLY, FOUL-SMELLING
  • 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:24.230
  • BOUILLABAISSE, WHICH HE FED HIS
  • 00:05:24.230 --> 00:05:25.250
  • PIGS.
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  • NOW, WHEN PIGS EAT PEOPLE FOOD,
  • 00:05:28.040 --> 00:05:29.000
  • THEY GROW TWICE AS FAST.
  • 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:31.090
  • SO, THE REASON I'M TELLING YOU
  • 00:05:31.090 --> 00:05:32.130
  • THE STORY IS THAT BOB COMBS IS
  • 00:05:32.130 --> 00:05:33.040
  • A CONSERVATIONALIST.
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  • HE'S AN ENVIRONMENTALIST IN A
  • 00:05:35.220 --> 00:05:37.250
  • WAY THAT...NOBODY CREDITS HIM
  • 00:05:37.250 --> 00:05:38.190
  • FOR.
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  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:05:39.110 --> 00:05:40.070
  • - MIKE: HE'S CLEANING UP THE
  • 00:05:40.070 --> 00:05:40.280
  • UNEATEN FOOD IN VEGAS...
  • 00:05:40.280 --> 00:05:42.080
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:05:42.080 --> 00:05:43.200
  • - MIKE: ...HE'S GETTING HIS
  • 00:05:43.200 --> 00:05:45.030
  • PIGS TO MARKET TWICE AS FAST AS
  • 00:05:45.030 --> 00:05:45.250
  • A NORMAL FARMER WOULD.
  • 00:05:45.250 --> 00:05:46.190
  • NOW, DOES IT SMELL GOOD?
  • 00:05:46.190 --> 00:05:47.070
  • NO, IT DOESN'T.
  • 00:05:47.070 --> 00:05:48.200
  • IT DOES NOT SMELL GOOD.
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  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:05:49.120 --> 00:05:50.210
  • AND HIS NEIGHBORS HAVE BEEN
  • 00:05:50.210 --> 00:05:51.190
  • HORRIFIED FOR MANY YEARS.
  • 00:05:51.190 --> 00:05:52.260
  • BUT, BOB IS THERE.
  • 00:05:52.260 --> 00:05:54.090
  • BOB IS THERE FEEDING THE
  • 00:05:54.090 --> 00:05:56.290
  • COUNTRY, CLEANING UP THE TOWN
  • 00:05:56.290 --> 00:05:58.280
  • HE CALLS HOME, WORKING FOR HIS
  • 00:05:58.280 --> 00:06:00.250
  • PIGS, SERVING HIS FELLOW MAN,
  • 00:06:00.250 --> 00:06:03.150
  • AND HE IS JUST A WONDERFUL,
  • 00:06:03.150 --> 00:06:04.130
  • SALT OF THE EARTH GUY,
  • 00:06:05.170 --> 00:06:08.170
  • FROM WHOM WE COULD
  • 00:06:08.170 --> 00:06:09.030
  • ALL LEARN A GREAT DEAL.
  • 00:06:09.030 --> 00:06:09.230
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:06:09.230 --> 00:06:10.230
  • - MATT: TWO THINGS.
  • 00:06:10.230 --> 00:06:11.090
  • FIRST OF ALL, I DID SEE THAT
  • 00:06:11.090 --> 00:06:11.290
  • EPISODE.
  • 00:06:11.290 --> 00:06:12.130
  • SECONDLY, DID THAT COME TO MIND
  • 00:06:12.130 --> 00:06:14.190
  • BECAUSE OF THE BREAKFAST WE
  • 00:06:14.190 --> 00:06:16.160
  • JUST ATE TOGETHER AND THE...
  • 00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:17.250
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:06:17.250 --> 00:06:18.110
  • ...MASS QUANTITY OF BACON
  • 00:06:18.200 --> 00:06:21.200
  • STRIPS THAT I JUST SAW YOU EAT?
  • 00:06:22.060 --> 00:06:25.060
  • - MIKE: WE, UM...WE WERE
  • 00:06:25.060 --> 00:06:26.060
  • HAVING A PERFECTLY CIVILIZED
  • 00:06:26.060 --> 00:06:26.260
  • MEAL.
  • 00:06:26.260 --> 00:06:27.190
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:06:27.190 --> 00:06:28.100
  • AND I WAS TRYING TO PLACE AN
  • 00:06:28.100 --> 00:06:29.000
  • ORDER WITH THE WAITRESS.
  • 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:31.180
  • AND, UM, I HEAR THIS MUMBLING
  • 00:06:31.180 --> 00:06:33.020
  • FROM OVER MY LEFT SHOULDER.
  • 00:06:33.020 --> 00:06:34.200
  • AND THE SOUND I'M HEARING IS:
  • 00:06:34.200 --> 00:06:36.130
  • BACON.
  • 00:06:36.130 --> 00:06:37.110
  • BACON.
  • 00:06:37.110 --> 00:06:39.030
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:06:39.030 --> 00:06:39.220
  • GET THE BACON.
  • 00:06:39.220 --> 00:06:40.090
  • BACON.
  • 00:06:40.090 --> 00:06:40.260
  • BACON.
  • 00:06:40.260 --> 00:06:41.160
  • - MATT: BACON.
  • 00:06:41.160 --> 00:06:42.060
  • - MIKE: MATT IS JUST MUMBLING
  • 00:06:42.060 --> 00:06:43.030
  • THE WORD "BACON" IN A VERY
  • 00:06:43.030 --> 00:06:43.220
  • STRANGE KIND OF...
  • 00:06:43.220 --> 00:06:45.110
  • IT WAS ALMOST LIKE A PRAYER...
  • 00:06:45.110 --> 00:06:46.280
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:06:46.280 --> 00:06:47.280
  • - MIKE: ...IF I MAY BE SO
  • 00:06:47.280 --> 00:06:48.170
  • BOLD.
  • 00:06:48.170 --> 00:06:48.290
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:06:48.290 --> 00:06:49.130
  • IT WAS AS IF YOU WERE PRAYING
  • 00:06:49.130 --> 00:06:50.040
  • FOR BACON.
  • 00:06:50.040 --> 00:06:50.150
  • - LAURIE: I BLESSED THE BACON.
  • 00:06:50.150 --> 00:06:51.120
  • - MIKE: WHAT WAS WEIRD IS YOU
  • 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:52.140
  • WERE PRAYING I WOULD GET THE
  • 00:06:52.140 --> 00:06:53.040
  • BACON, AND THAT I--
  • 00:06:53.040 --> 00:06:53.200
  • - MATT: YOU GOT IT.
  • 00:06:53.200 --> 00:06:54.170
  • - MIKE: --THAT I DO NOT
  • 00:06:54.170 --> 00:06:55.050
  • UNDERSTAND.
  • 00:06:55.050 --> 00:06:55.190
  • - MATT: YOU GOT IT.
  • 00:06:55.190 --> 00:06:56.060
  • - MIKE: YOU'RE A VERY, VERY
  • 00:06:56.060 --> 00:06:56.260
  • CURIOUS MAN.
  • 00:06:56.260 --> 00:06:57.110
  • - MATT: AND I HAD A PARFAIT,
  • 00:06:57.110 --> 00:06:58.060
  • WHICH IS WEIRD.
  • 00:06:58.060 --> 00:06:58.230
  • AND I WAS EMBARRASSED.
  • 00:06:58.230 --> 00:06:59.170
  • - MIKE: WHICH IS SUPER WEIRD.
  • 00:06:59.170 --> 00:07:00.220
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:07:00.220 --> 00:07:01.220
  • I WAS EMBARRASSED THAT I
  • 00:07:01.220 --> 00:07:02.100
  • ORDERED THAT BUT I DID.
  • 00:07:02.100 --> 00:07:02.280
  • - MIKE: AND YET, YOU ORDERED
  • 00:07:02.280 --> 00:07:03.190
  • IT...
  • 00:07:03.190 --> 00:07:03.280
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:07:03.280 --> 00:07:04.110
  • - MIKE: ...BECAUSE YOU'RE YOUR
  • 00:07:04.110 --> 00:07:05.030
  • OWN MAN...
  • 00:07:05.030 --> 00:07:05.140
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:07:05.140 --> 00:07:05.270
  • - MIKE: ...MATT COUCH.
  • 00:07:05.270 --> 00:07:06.150
  • I ADMIRE THAT.
  • 00:07:06.150 --> 00:07:06.280
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:07:06.280 --> 00:07:07.220
  • CROUCH.
  • 00:07:07.220 --> 00:07:08.100
  • NOT COUCH.
  • 00:07:08.100 --> 00:07:08.210
  • - MIKE: NOW, LET'S NOT SPLIT
  • 00:07:08.210 --> 00:07:09.150
  • HAIRS.
  • 00:07:09.150 --> 00:07:09.260
  • - MATT: OKAY.
  • 00:07:09.260 --> 00:07:10.120
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:07:10.120 --> 00:07:10.260
  • - MIKE: THE IMPORTANT THING IS
  • 00:07:10.260 --> 00:07:11.180
  • YOU'RE HERE WEARIN' A JACKET
  • 00:07:11.180 --> 00:07:12.080
  • WITH TWO ZIPPERS -- ONE AT THE
  • 00:07:12.080 --> 00:07:12.290
  • BOTTOM, ONE AT THE TOP.
  • 00:07:12.290 --> 00:07:13.170
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:07:13.170 --> 00:07:14.000
  • - MIKE: NOT WEIRD AT ALL,
  • 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:14.190
  • MATT.
  • 00:07:14.190 --> 00:07:14.290
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:07:14.290 --> 00:07:15.250
  • THANKS.
  • 00:07:15.250 --> 00:07:16.170
  • [LAURIE GIGGLES]
  • 00:07:16.170 --> 00:07:17.080
  • WE ARE RESETTING.
  • 00:07:17.080 --> 00:07:17.230
  • WE ARE IN WASHINGTON, DC.
  • 00:07:17.230 --> 00:07:19.170
  • THAT CAPITOL BUILDING BEHIND US
  • 00:07:19.170 --> 00:07:20.210
  • -- THIS IS NOT A PAINTING.
  • 00:07:20.210 --> 00:07:21.100
  • IT'S NOT A SET.
  • 00:07:21.100 --> 00:07:22.140
  • THAT IS THE REAL DEAL.
  • 00:07:22.140 --> 00:07:25.070
  • WE'RE IN WASHINGTON TOGETHER
  • 00:07:25.070 --> 00:07:25.270
  • WITH MIKE ROWE.
  • 00:07:25.270 --> 00:07:27.030
  • - LAURIE: IS HE ACTUALLY DOING
  • 00:07:27.030 --> 00:07:27.250
  • AN EPISODE OF "DIRTY JOBS"
  • 00:07:27.250 --> 00:07:28.220
  • RIGHT NOW?
  • 00:07:28.220 --> 00:07:29.240
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:31.050
  • - MIKE: SOME JOBS ARE SIMPLY
  • 00:07:31.050 --> 00:07:31.260
  • TOO HORRIFIC.
  • 00:07:31.260 --> 00:07:32.190
  • SO, NO.
  • 00:07:32.190 --> 00:07:34.020
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:07:34.020 --> 00:07:34.180
  • THERE WILL BE NO WASHINGTON
  • 00:07:34.180 --> 00:07:35.080
  • "DIRTY JOBS."
  • 00:07:35.080 --> 00:07:36.040
  • IT'S A FAMILY SHOW.
  • 00:07:36.040 --> 00:07:37.010
  • [LAURIE GIGGLES]
  • 00:07:37.010 --> 00:07:38.050
  • - MATT: WE-- WE HAVE A KIND OF
  • 00:07:38.050 --> 00:07:40.070
  • AN AMAZING ANNOUNCEMENT.
  • 00:07:40.070 --> 00:07:42.100
  • ARE YOU GOOD AT ANNOUNCEMENTS?
  • 00:07:42.100 --> 00:07:43.020
  • ARE YOU-- DO YOU-- CAN--
  • 00:07:43.020 --> 00:07:44.170
  • - MIKE: (IN ANNOUNCER'S VOICE)
  • 00:07:44.170 --> 00:07:45.090
  • WELL, I CAN TALK LIKE THIS IF
  • 00:07:45.090 --> 00:07:46.020
  • IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER.
  • 00:07:46.020 --> 00:07:46.280
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:07:46.280 --> 00:07:47.110
  • - LAURIE: YES.
  • 00:07:47.110 --> 00:07:48.030
  • - MATT: AND, BY THE WAY, WE
  • 00:07:48.030 --> 00:07:49.010
  • ALSO WATCH THE-- THE ONE THAT
  • 00:07:49.010 --> 00:07:50.210
  • YOU DO ABOUT THE CRAB CATCHING.
  • 00:07:50.210 --> 00:07:51.130
  • - MIKE: AH!
  • 00:07:51.130 --> 00:07:52.240
  • "DEADLIEST CATCH."
  • 00:07:52.240 --> 00:07:53.190
  • - MATT: THE "DEADLIEST CATCH."
  • 00:07:53.190 --> 00:07:54.140
  • - MIKE: JANUARY.
  • 00:07:54.140 --> 00:07:55.120
  • THE BERING SEA.
  • 00:07:55.120 --> 00:07:56.240
  • - MATT: YEAH...YEAH.
  • 00:07:56.240 --> 00:07:57.130
  • - MIKE: YEAH.
  • 00:07:57.130 --> 00:07:58.050
  • GOOD FUN.
  • 00:07:58.050 --> 00:07:59.000
  • - LAURIE: YEAH, SO--
  • 00:07:59.000 --> 00:07:59.170
  • - MATT: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
  • 00:07:59.170 --> 00:08:00.100
  • YOU TO VOICE THOSE?
  • 00:08:00.100 --> 00:08:00.260
  • - MIKE: FOUR MINUTES.
  • 00:08:00.260 --> 00:08:01.130
  • NO--
  • 00:08:01.130 --> 00:08:01.280
  • - MATT: THAT'S IT?
  • 00:08:01.280 --> 00:08:02.140
  • - MIKE: --NO.
  • 00:08:02.140 --> 00:08:02.270
  • IT TAKES--
  • 00:08:02.270 --> 00:08:03.180
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:08:03.180 --> 00:08:04.010
  • I CAN-- I MEAN, IT-- ABOUT 20
  • 00:08:04.010 --> 00:08:05.030
  • MINUTES TO DO THE HOUR.
  • 00:08:05.030 --> 00:08:06.180
  • - MATT: DO YOU WRITE SOME OF
  • 00:08:06.180 --> 00:08:07.120
  • THAT?
  • 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:07.260
  • - MIKE: UM...NO-- WELL,
  • 00:08:07.260 --> 00:08:09.090
  • SOMETIMES, ON THE FLY.
  • 00:08:09.090 --> 00:08:09.270
  • I GET A FAIR AMOUNT OF
  • 00:08:09.270 --> 00:08:11.130
  • PERMISSION WHEN I'M IN THE
  • 00:08:11.130 --> 00:08:12.170
  • BOOTH TO, YOU KNOW, LOOK AT THE
  • 00:08:12.170 --> 00:08:13.190
  • VIDEO AND MAYBE MAKE SOME
  • 00:08:13.190 --> 00:08:15.230
  • SUGGESTIONS HERE AND THERE.
  • 00:08:15.230 --> 00:08:17.010
  • IT DEPENDS ON THE SHOW.
  • 00:08:17.010 --> 00:08:18.110
  • THAT'S NOT MY SHOW.
  • 00:08:18.110 --> 00:08:19.080
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:08:19.080 --> 00:08:19.250
  • - MIKE: I'M--
  • 00:08:19.250 --> 00:08:20.230
  • IT VERY NEARLY WAS.
  • 00:08:20.230 --> 00:08:21.150
  • [LAURIE GASPS]
  • 00:08:21.150 --> 00:08:22.160
  • - MATT: REALLY?
  • 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:23.090
  • - MIKE: VERY, VERY NEARLY.
  • 00:08:23.090 --> 00:08:24.020
  • WE WERE TRYING TO SELL "DIRTY
  • 00:08:24.020 --> 00:08:24.230
  • JOBS"--
  • 00:08:24.230 --> 00:08:25.060
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:08:25.060 --> 00:08:25.210
  • - MIKE: --AND, UH--
  • 00:08:25.210 --> 00:08:26.090
  • - LAURIE: WAS THAT YOUR
  • 00:08:26.090 --> 00:08:26.270
  • BRAINCHILD?
  • 00:08:26.270 --> 00:08:27.110
  • - MIKE: YEAH.
  • 00:08:27.110 --> 00:08:27.250
  • - LAURIE: OKAY, SO, YOU JUST
  • 00:08:27.250 --> 00:08:28.230
  • ARE VERY ARTICULATE.
  • 00:08:28.230 --> 00:08:30.140
  • WHAT'D YOU DO BEFORE "DIRTY
  • 00:08:30.140 --> 00:08:31.120
  • JOBS"?
  • 00:08:31.120 --> 00:08:32.040
  • - MIKE: AH...
  • 00:08:32.040 --> 00:08:33.000
  • - LAURIE: IF
  • 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:33.140
  • IT'S...APPROPRIATE.
  • 00:08:33.140 --> 00:08:34.060
  • - MIKE: I WAS, YOU KNOW--
  • 00:08:34.060 --> 00:08:35.240
  • IT'S-- I KICKED AROUND THE
  • 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:36.190
  • ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS FOR 20
  • 00:08:36.190 --> 00:08:37.180
  • YEARS.
  • 00:08:37.180 --> 00:08:39.080
  • TELEPHONE LINES ARE JAMMED,
  • 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:40.150
  • CARD STORES ARE EMPTIED, AND
  • 00:08:40.150 --> 00:08:41.220
  • FLORISTS ARE EXHAUSTED.
  • 00:08:41.220 --> 00:08:42.160
  • WHY?
  • 00:08:42.160 --> 00:08:44.090
  • IT'S MOTHER'S DAY, OF COURSE.
  • 00:08:44.090 --> 00:08:45.290
  • THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT WE
  • 00:08:45.290 --> 00:08:46.270
  • ALL HAVE AT LEAST ONE THING IN
  • 00:08:46.270 --> 00:08:47.290
  • COMMON -- A SPECIAL LOVE FOR
  • 00:08:47.290 --> 00:08:48.280
  • OUR MOTHERS.
  • 00:08:49.050 --> 00:08:52.050
  • WITH GEOSAFARI, FROM THE TOP OF
  • 00:08:52.050 --> 00:08:53.270
  • A CIRCUS ELEPHANT TO A NATIONAL
  • 00:08:53.270 --> 00:08:56.010
  • TOY TEST TO MEET A WOMAN WHOSE
  • 00:08:56.010 --> 00:08:57.120
  • JOB IS TO ACTUALLY EVALUATE
  • 00:08:57.120 --> 00:08:58.050
  • TOYS.
  • 00:08:59.140 --> 00:09:02.160
  • I WAS A FREELANCER.
  • 00:09:02.160 --> 00:09:03.020
  • I WORKED FOR MOST EVERY CABLE
  • 00:09:03.020 --> 00:09:03.240
  • NETWORK AND MOST OF THE
  • 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:04.170
  • BROADCAST NETWORKS,
  • 00:09:04.170 --> 00:09:05.030
  • IMPERSONATING A HOST.
  • 00:09:05.030 --> 00:09:06.110
  • - LAURIE: VOICEOVER.
  • 00:09:06.110 --> 00:09:07.010
  • OKAY.
  • 00:09:07.010 --> 00:09:07.160
  • - MIKE: LOT OF VOICEOVER.
  • 00:09:07.160 --> 00:09:08.050
  • IF THERE WAS A WILDEBEEST
  • 00:09:08.050 --> 00:09:09.160
  • TRYING TO GET ACROSS THE BARREN
  • 00:09:09.160 --> 00:09:11.260
  • REACHES OF THE VAST
  • 00:09:11.260 --> 00:09:13.160
  • SERENGETI...
  • 00:09:13.160 --> 00:09:14.170
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:09:14.170 --> 00:09:14.290
  • ...I WAS PROBABLY TELLING YOU
  • 00:09:14.290 --> 00:09:15.200
  • ABOUT IT.
  • 00:09:15.200 --> 00:09:16.010
  • - LAURIE: OKAY.
  • 00:09:16.010 --> 00:09:16.270
  • - MIKE (VOICEOVER): I MET A
  • 00:09:16.270 --> 00:09:17.170
  • TRAVELER...FROM AN ANTIQUE LAND
  • 00:09:17.170 --> 00:09:18.210
  • WHO SAID, "TWO VAST AND
  • 00:09:19.070 --> 00:09:22.070
  • TRUNKLESS LEGS OF STONE STAND
  • 00:09:22.070 --> 00:09:24.070
  • IN THE DESERT.
  • 00:09:24.070 --> 00:09:26.160
  • NEAR THEM, ON THE SAND, HALF
  • 00:09:26.160 --> 00:09:28.100
  • SUNK, A SHATTERED VISAGE LIES
  • 00:09:28.100 --> 00:09:31.010
  • WHOSE FROWN AND WRINKLED LIP
  • 00:09:31.230 --> 00:09:34.230
  • AND SNEER OF COLD COMMAND TELL
  • 00:09:34.230 --> 00:09:37.070
  • THAT ITS SCULPTOR WELD THOSE
  • 00:09:37.070 --> 00:09:40.070
  • PASSIONS RED WHICH YET SURVIVE.
  • 00:09:40.070 --> 00:09:42.270
  • [TRANSITION SOUND EFFECT]
  • 00:09:42.270 --> 00:09:43.170
  • - LAURIE: OKAY. YEAH.
  • 00:09:43.170 --> 00:09:44.040
  • - MIKE: WILDEBEEST NEVER MAKES
  • 00:09:44.040 --> 00:09:44.260
  • IT, BY THE WAY.
  • 00:09:44.260 --> 00:09:45.100
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:09:45.100 --> 00:09:45.230
  • - LAURIE: OH...
  • 00:09:45.230 --> 00:09:46.070
  • - MIKE: YOU KNOW, THERE'S
  • 00:09:46.070 --> 00:09:46.260
  • ALWAYS ONE THAT WANDERS AWAY
  • 00:09:46.260 --> 00:09:47.160
  • FROM THE HERD.
  • 00:09:47.160 --> 00:09:47.290
  • - LAURIE: THAT'S WHERE I CRY.
  • 00:09:47.290 --> 00:09:48.200
  • - MIKE: KIDS, DON'T WANDER
  • 00:09:48.200 --> 00:09:49.100
  • AWAY FROM THE HERD.
  • 00:09:49.100 --> 00:09:49.290
  • - LAURIE: THAT'S RIGHT.
  • 00:09:49.290 --> 00:09:50.180
  • - MIKE: OKAY?
  • 00:09:50.180 --> 00:09:51.060
  • THERE ARE HYENAS OUT THERE.
  • 00:09:51.060 --> 00:09:51.290
  • AND THERE ARE ALLIGATORS.
  • 00:09:51.290 --> 00:09:52.180
  • THEY'RE GONNA EAT YA.
  • 00:09:52.180 --> 00:09:53.050
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:09:53.050 --> 00:09:54.100
  • - MIKE: AND, UH-- AND SO,
  • 00:09:54.100 --> 00:09:55.040
  • YEAH.
  • 00:09:55.040 --> 00:09:56.140
  • I DID-- I DID WHATEVER I COULD
  • 00:09:56.140 --> 00:09:57.050
  • IN THE INDUSTRY THAT--
  • 00:09:57.050 --> 00:09:57.220
  • - LAURIE: OKAY.
  • 00:09:57.220 --> 00:09:58.070
  • - MIKE: --THAT SATISFIED MY
  • 00:09:58.070 --> 00:09:59.190
  • CURIOSITY.
  • 00:09:59.190 --> 00:10:00.110
  • AND, UH, WAY LEADS ON TO WAY.
  • 00:10:00.110 --> 00:10:01.200
  • AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
  • 00:10:01.200 --> 00:10:03.040
  • YOU'RE CRAWLING THROUGH A
  • 00:10:03.040 --> 00:10:04.030
  • SEWER.
  • 00:10:04.030 --> 00:10:04.220
  • [MUSIC]
  • 00:10:04.220 --> 00:10:05.090
  • DREADFUL.
  • 00:10:05.090 --> 00:10:06.030
  • DREADFUL JOB.
  • 00:10:06.030 --> 00:10:07.150
  • [TRANSITION SOUND EFFECT]
  • 00:10:07.150 --> 00:10:08.110
  • THAT SHOW WAS A LOVE LETTER TO
  • 00:10:08.110 --> 00:10:09.020
  • MY, UH, TO MY GRANDFATHER...
  • 00:10:09.020 --> 00:10:10.230
  • - LAURIE: AW...
  • 00:10:10.230 --> 00:10:12.030
  • - MIKE: ...ACTUALLY.
  • 00:10:12.030 --> 00:10:12.200
  • YEAH.
  • 00:10:12.200 --> 00:10:13.070
  • - MATT: EXPLAIN.
  • 00:10:13.070 --> 00:10:13.220
  • - MIKE: SO, MY POP...UH, BUILT
  • 00:10:14.170 --> 00:10:17.170
  • THE HOUSE I WAS BORN IN--
  • 00:10:17.170 --> 00:10:19.200
  • - MATT: OKAY.
  • 00:10:19.200 --> 00:10:20.030
  • - LAURIE: OH, MY GOODNESS.
  • 00:10:20.030 --> 00:10:20.290
  • - MIKE: --WITHOUT A BLUEPRINT.
  • 00:10:20.290 --> 00:10:21.210
  • - LAURIE: AH-AH!
  • 00:10:21.210 --> 00:10:22.060
  • - MIKE: THAT GUY.
  • 00:10:22.060 --> 00:10:22.230
  • ONLY WENT TO THE SEVENTH GRADE,
  • 00:10:22.230 --> 00:10:24.070
  • BUT HE WAS AN ELECTRICIAN BY
  • 00:10:24.070 --> 00:10:25.080
  • TRADE.
  • 00:10:25.080 --> 00:10:27.100
  • AND, EVERY BIT OF PLUMBER,
  • 00:10:27.100 --> 00:10:28.170
  • STEAMFITTER, PIPE FITTER,
  • 00:10:28.170 --> 00:10:29.180
  • WELDER, MECHANIC -- HE HAD THE
  • 00:10:29.180 --> 00:10:30.280
  • CHIP, RIGHT?
  • 00:10:30.280 --> 00:10:33.030
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:10:33.030 --> 00:10:33.180
  • - MIKE: HE COULD TAKE THIS
  • 00:10:33.180 --> 00:10:34.170
  • WATCH APART, AND, BLINDFOLDED,
  • 00:10:34.170 --> 00:10:36.050
  • PUT IT BACK TOGETHER.
  • 00:10:36.050 --> 00:10:36.270
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:10:36.270 --> 00:10:38.180
  • - MIKE: DIDN'T MATTER.
  • 00:10:38.180 --> 00:10:39.210
  • UM, THE HANDY GENE IS
  • 00:10:39.210 --> 00:10:41.010
  • RECESSIVE, TRAGICALLY.
  • 00:10:41.010 --> 00:10:42.180
  • WENT RIGHT OVER MY HEAD.
  • 00:10:42.180 --> 00:10:44.250
  • I GOT SOME OF IT BUT NOT NEARLY
  • 00:10:44.250 --> 00:10:46.120
  • ENOUGH TO FOLLOW IN HIS
  • 00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:47.250
  • FOOTSTEPS, WHICH I ALWAYS
  • 00:10:47.250 --> 00:10:48.240
  • WANTED TO DO.
  • 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:49.210
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:10:49.210 --> 00:10:50.060
  • - MIKE: MY MOM CALLED ME WHEN
  • 00:10:50.060 --> 00:10:50.270
  • I WAS WORKING FOR CBS.
  • 00:10:50.270 --> 00:10:51.140
  • I WAS 42 YEARS OLD AT THE TIME.
  • 00:10:51.140 --> 00:10:52.130
  • I WAS SITTING THERE IN MY
  • 00:10:52.130 --> 00:10:53.230
  • CUBICLE.
  • 00:10:53.230 --> 00:10:54.180
  • SHE SAID: "MICHAEL, YOUR
  • 00:10:54.180 --> 00:10:55.180
  • GRANDFATHER IS 92.
  • 00:10:55.180 --> 00:10:57.120
  • HE'S NOT GONNA BE HERE FOREVER.
  • 00:10:57.120 --> 00:10:58.040
  • SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF BEFORE
  • 00:10:58.040 --> 00:11:00.150
  • HE DIED HE COULD TURN ON THE
  • 00:11:00.150 --> 00:11:01.240
  • TELEVISION AND SEE YOU DOING
  • 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:03.220
  • SOMETHING THAT LOOKED LIKE
  • 00:11:03.220 --> 00:11:04.150
  • WORK."
  • 00:11:04.150 --> 00:11:05.200
  • [LAURIE MAKES COMICAL GASP]
  • 00:11:05.200 --> 00:11:06.200
  • MOTHERS.
  • 00:11:06.200 --> 00:11:07.160
  • - MATT: MOM.
  • 00:11:07.160 --> 00:11:08.040
  • - LAURIE: THANKS, MOM.
  • 00:11:08.040 --> 00:11:08.220
  • - MIKE: BRUTAL.
  • 00:11:08.220 --> 00:11:09.180
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:11:09.180 --> 00:11:11.030
  • SO, UH, "DIRTY JOBS" WAS AN
  • 00:11:11.030 --> 00:11:12.130
  • ATTEMPT TO SHOW REAL PEOPLE
  • 00:11:12.130 --> 00:11:14.160
  • DOING REAL WORK IN THE WAY THAT
  • 00:11:14.160 --> 00:11:17.030
  • I RECALL MY GRANDDAD DOING
  • 00:11:17.030 --> 00:11:17.290
  • THAT.
  • 00:11:18.010 --> 00:11:21.010
  • AND IT ALSO LET ME WORK AS AN
  • 00:11:21.010 --> 00:11:22.200
  • APPRENTICE, WHICH ARE MY
  • 00:11:22.200 --> 00:11:24.250
  • EARLIEST MEMORIES.
  • 00:11:24.250 --> 00:11:25.270
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:11:25.270 --> 00:11:26.130
  • - MIKE: SO, IT'S A VERY
  • 00:11:26.130 --> 00:11:27.010
  • PERSONAL SHOW.
  • 00:11:27.010 --> 00:11:27.200
  • - LAURIE: SURE.
  • 00:11:27.200 --> 00:11:28.070
  • - MIKE: AND I HAD NO IDEA IT
  • 00:11:28.070 --> 00:11:28.280
  • WOULD WORK.
  • 00:11:29.040 --> 00:11:32.040
  • BUT WHEN IT DID, IT HAPPENED,
  • 00:11:32.040 --> 00:11:32.270
  • YOU KNOW, THE SAME WAY YOUR
  • 00:11:32.270 --> 00:11:34.050
  • NETWORK HAS...SORT OF
  • 00:11:34.050 --> 00:11:35.040
  • MATRICULATED.
  • 00:11:35.040 --> 00:11:36.290
  • YOU DON'T REALLY WORK FOR THE
  • 00:11:36.290 --> 00:11:38.120
  • ADVERTISERS.
  • 00:11:38.120 --> 00:11:39.060
  • YOU DON'T REALLY-- YOU WORK FOR
  • 00:11:39.060 --> 00:11:40.160
  • YOUR VIEWERS.
  • 00:11:40.160 --> 00:11:41.180
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:11:41.180 --> 00:11:42.280
  • - MIKE: I WORK FOR MY VIEWERS.
  • 00:11:42.280 --> 00:11:44.020
  • AND, "DIRTY JOBS" AND
  • 00:11:44.020 --> 00:11:44.190
  • "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT" AND
  • 00:11:44.190 --> 00:11:45.250
  • "RETURNING THE FAVOR" -- EVERY
  • 00:11:45.250 --> 00:11:47.240
  • SHOW I'VE DONE HAS BEEN
  • 00:11:47.240 --> 00:11:48.120
  • PROGRAMMED BY THE PEOPLE WHO
  • 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:49.100
  • WATCH IT.
  • 00:11:49.100 --> 00:11:50.080
  • I GIVE ALL THAT TO THEM.
  • 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:51.200
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:11:51.200 --> 00:11:52.090
  • - MIKE: I BLAME 'EM, TOO, WHEN
  • 00:11:52.090 --> 00:11:53.090
  • IT GOES WRONG.
  • 00:11:53.090 --> 00:11:54.010
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:11:54.010 --> 00:11:54.260
  • BUT-- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
  • 00:11:54.260 --> 00:11:56.180
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:11:56.180 --> 00:11:57.060
  • - MIKE: I DON'T WANNA OWN ANY
  • 00:11:57.060 --> 00:11:57.270
  • MORE THAN I CAN MANAGE AND I
  • 00:11:57.270 --> 00:11:58.200
  • DON'T WANT MY REACH TO, YOU
  • 00:11:58.200 --> 00:11:59.120
  • KNOW, EXCEED MY GRASP.
  • 00:11:59.240 --> 00:12:02.260
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:12:02.260 --> 00:12:03.210
  • YEAH.
  • 00:12:03.210 --> 00:12:04.050
  • [MATT SIGHS]
  • 00:12:04.050 --> 00:12:04.170
  • - MATT: MATRIC--
  • 00:12:04.170 --> 00:12:06.030
  • MATRICULATING?
  • 00:12:06.030 --> 00:12:06.200
  • - MIKE: MATRICULATION.
  • 00:12:06.200 --> 00:12:07.080
  • IT'S A BIG WORD.
  • 00:12:07.080 --> 00:12:07.220
  • - MATT: YEAH, YEAH.
  • 00:12:07.220 --> 00:12:08.080
  • - MIKE: IT'S A BIG WORD, MATT.
  • 00:12:08.080 --> 00:12:09.040
  • - MATT: I, UH--
  • 00:12:09.040 --> 00:12:09.290
  • - LAURIE: I'M LEARNING NEW--
  • 00:12:09.290 --> 00:12:10.200
  • NEW WORDS ON THIS PROGRAM.
  • 00:12:10.200 --> 00:12:11.110
  • - MATT: DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING
  • 00:12:11.110 --> 00:12:12.040
  • TO DO WITH MILKING ANYTHING?
  • 00:12:12.040 --> 00:12:12.240
  • - MIKE: IT CAN IF YOU'D LIKE.
  • 00:12:12.240 --> 00:12:13.150
  • - MATT: OKAY.
  • 00:12:13.150 --> 00:12:13.280
  • - MIKE: IT CAN.
  • 00:12:13.280 --> 00:12:14.140
  • - LAURIE: MATRICULATING.
  • 00:12:14.140 --> 00:12:15.030
  • - MIKE: MATRICULATING, I
  • 00:12:15.030 --> 00:12:15.220
  • BELIEVE, IT'S A COLLEGE-TYPE
  • 00:12:15.220 --> 00:12:16.160
  • THING.
  • 00:12:16.160 --> 00:12:19.100
  • THE, UH...THE, UH, ADVANCEMENT
  • 00:12:19.100 --> 00:12:20.050
  • OF KNOWLEDGE.
  • 00:12:20.050 --> 00:12:21.220
  • - MATT: THANK YOU.
  • 00:12:21.220 --> 00:12:22.080
  • - MIKE: YOU'RE WELCOME.
  • 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:23.180
  • - MATT: MIKE ROWE.
  • 00:12:23.180 --> 00:12:24.270
  • UH, WE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO
  • 00:12:24.270 --> 00:12:26.260
  • MAKE.
  • 00:12:26.260 --> 00:12:27.180
  • AND, BY THE WAY, THOUGH, WE ARE
  • 00:12:27.180 --> 00:12:28.170
  • TOUCHING ON KIND OF MIKE ROWE
  • 00:12:28.170 --> 00:12:30.160
  • BIG PICTURE.
  • 00:12:30.160 --> 00:12:33.060
  • IF YOU TAKE MIKE ROWE--
  • 00:12:33.060 --> 00:12:35.180
  • - MIKE: THAT'S MACRO, BY THE
  • 00:12:35.180 --> 00:12:36.150
  • WAY.
  • 00:12:36.150 --> 00:12:36.260
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:12:36.260 --> 00:12:37.270
  • YOU'RE DOING MICRO-MACRO/MIKE
  • 00:12:37.270 --> 00:12:38.180
  • ROWE-MACRO RIGHT NOW.
  • 00:12:38.180 --> 00:12:39.050
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:12:39.050 --> 00:12:39.280
  • - MATT: YEAH. I'M-- I'M ABOUT
  • 00:12:39.280 --> 00:12:40.190
  • TO.
  • 00:12:40.190 --> 00:12:40.270
  • - MIKE: YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE
  • 00:12:40.270 --> 00:12:41.180
  • MIKE ROWE BIG.
  • 00:12:41.180 --> 00:12:42.010
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:12:42.010 --> 00:12:42.140
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:12:42.140 --> 00:12:42.280
  • IF YOU ZOOM OUT AND STUDY THE
  • 00:12:42.280 --> 00:12:44.250
  • LIFE OF MIKE ROWE -- WHICH I
  • 00:12:44.250 --> 00:12:46.280
  • DIDN'T THINK WE WERE GONNA GET
  • 00:12:46.280 --> 00:12:48.130
  • TO THIS QUICKLY, BUT WE MIGHT
  • 00:12:48.130 --> 00:12:49.220
  • AS WELL SINCE YOU--
  • 00:12:49.220 --> 00:12:50.120
  • - MIKE: WHILE WE'RE HERE.
  • 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:51.010
  • - MATT: --SINCE YOU KIND OF
  • 00:12:51.010 --> 00:12:51.210
  • TOUCHED ON IT, YEAH--
  • 00:12:51.210 --> 00:12:52.090
  • - MIKE: SURE.
  • 00:12:52.090 --> 00:12:53.210
  • - MATT: --IS BASICALLY WHAT
  • 00:12:53.210 --> 00:12:54.160
  • DID YOU LEARN AFTER
  • 00:12:54.160 --> 00:12:55.040
  • APPRENTICING ON 300 JOBS--
  • 00:12:58.020 --> 00:13:01.040
  • - MIKE: THE BEST BARBEQUE IN
  • 00:13:01.040 --> 00:13:01.250
  • GEORGIA IS PREPARED IN THE
  • 00:13:01.250 --> 00:13:02.140
  • DIRTIEST SMOKER I'VE EVER SEEN.
  • 00:13:02.140 --> 00:13:03.170
  • - MIKE: COINCIDENCE?
  • 00:13:03.170 --> 00:13:04.170
  • I DON'T THINK SO.
  • 00:13:05.170 --> 00:13:08.170
  • - MATT: --AND 190 HOURS OF
  • 00:13:08.170 --> 00:13:09.130
  • CONTENT THAT MOST PEOPLE KNOW
  • 00:13:09.130 --> 00:13:12.060
  • AS "DIRTY JOBS," WHAT DID YOU
  • 00:13:12.060 --> 00:13:14.200
  • LEARN FROM THAT?
  • 00:13:14.200 --> 00:13:16.080
  • WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
  • 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:18.260
  • - MIKE: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
  • 00:13:18.260 --> 00:13:19.160
  • WHAT -- I'M GONNA GO STAND IN
  • 00:13:19.160 --> 00:13:20.070
  • THE RAIN A WHILE, THINK ABOUT
  • 00:13:20.070 --> 00:13:20.280
  • THE DECISIONS I'VE MADE.
  • 00:13:20.280 --> 00:13:21.160
  • - MIKE: IN MY INDUSTRY, THE
  • 00:13:21.160 --> 00:13:22.150
  • ANSWER, PROFESSIONALLY
  • 00:13:22.150 --> 00:13:23.170
  • SPEAKING, IS THE,
  • 00:13:23.170 --> 00:13:25.100
  • UH...INCREDIBLE, CRITICAL ROLE
  • 00:13:25.100 --> 00:13:26.180
  • OF HUMILITY.
  • 00:13:28.160 --> 00:13:31.160
  • BECAUSE, LOOK, AS A HOST, OR
  • 00:13:31.160 --> 00:13:34.110
  • A--
  • 00:13:34.110 --> 00:13:35.260
  • I WORKED FOR THE DISCOVERY
  • 00:13:35.260 --> 00:13:37.070
  • CHANNEL--
  • 00:13:37.070 --> 00:13:37.260
  • - MATT: SURE.
  • 00:13:37.260 --> 00:13:38.150
  • - MIKE: --FOR A LONG TIME.
  • 00:13:38.150 --> 00:13:39.050
  • - MATT: SURE.
  • 00:13:39.050 --> 00:13:39.190
  • - MIKE: YOU KNOW?
  • 00:13:39.190 --> 00:13:40.040
  • AND, NON-FICTION TV IN THOSE
  • 00:13:40.040 --> 00:13:40.290
  • DAYS REVOLVED AROUND THE IDEA
  • 00:13:40.290 --> 00:13:43.120
  • THAT AN EXPERT WOULD LOOK
  • 00:13:44.110 --> 00:13:47.110
  • STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA AND
  • 00:13:47.110 --> 00:13:48.170
  • TELL YOU EXPERT THINGS, RIGHT?
  • 00:13:48.170 --> 00:13:51.010
  • THE ILLUSION OF CREDIBILITY AND
  • 00:13:51.010 --> 00:13:53.280
  • AUTHORITY.
  • 00:13:54.170 --> 00:13:57.170
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:13:57.170 --> 00:13:58.090
  • - MIKE: THOSE WERE THE THINGS
  • 00:13:58.090 --> 00:13:59.130
  • THAT FOR A LONG, LONG TIME WERE
  • 00:13:59.130 --> 00:14:01.140
  • FOR SALE IN MY INDUSTRY.
  • 00:14:01.140 --> 00:14:02.180
  • - MATT: RIGHT.
  • 00:14:02.180 --> 00:14:03.270
  • - MIKE: CONSEQUENTLY, I SPENT
  • 00:14:03.270 --> 00:14:04.180
  • A LOT OF TIME, UH, PRETENDING
  • 00:14:04.180 --> 00:14:06.010
  • TO KNOW THINGS I DIDN'T AND
  • 00:14:06.010 --> 00:14:07.180
  • TRYING TO LOOK MORE COMPETENT
  • 00:14:07.180 --> 00:14:10.090
  • THAN I AM.
  • 00:14:10.090 --> 00:14:12.170
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:14:12.170 --> 00:14:13.180
  • - MIKE: "DIRTY JOBS," UH, WAS
  • 00:14:13.180 --> 00:14:14.150
  • THE FIRST HIT I EVER HAD.
  • 00:14:14.150 --> 00:14:16.100
  • AND IT REALLY HAPPENED BECAUSE
  • 00:14:16.100 --> 00:14:18.200
  • I GAVE ALL THAT AWAY.
  • 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:21.160
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:14:21.160 --> 00:14:22.200
  • - MIKE: I LET THE BRICKLAYER
  • 00:14:22.200 --> 00:14:23.290
  • BE THE AUTHORITY ON
  • 00:14:23.290 --> 00:14:24.230
  • BRICKLAYING.
  • 00:14:24.230 --> 00:14:27.200
  • BECAUSE, GUESS WHAT?
  • 00:14:27.200 --> 00:14:28.090
  • HE IS.
  • 00:14:28.090 --> 00:14:29.030
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:14:29.030 --> 00:14:29.210
  • - MIKE: RIGHT?
  • 00:14:29.210 --> 00:14:30.160
  • SO, MY ROLE WAS NO LONGER THAT
  • 00:14:30.160 --> 00:14:32.110
  • OF A GUY WHO EXPLAINS HOW TO DO
  • 00:14:32.110 --> 00:14:33.060
  • A THING.
  • 00:14:33.060 --> 00:14:35.250
  • MY ROLE BECAME THAT OF AN
  • 00:14:35.250 --> 00:14:36.170
  • AVATAR, ALMOST.
  • 00:14:36.170 --> 00:14:39.070
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:14:39.070 --> 00:14:39.250
  • - MIKE: OR A CYPHER.
  • 00:14:39.250 --> 00:14:41.030
  • RIGHT?
  • 00:14:41.030 --> 00:14:42.100
  • SO, I BECAME THE VIEWER AND I
  • 00:14:42.100 --> 00:14:44.160
  • HAD-- I HAD TO LAY ALL THAT
  • 00:14:44.160 --> 00:14:46.230
  • BARE AND JUST LET MYSELF BE
  • 00:14:46.230 --> 00:14:48.140
  • EDUCATED AND REVEALED FOR, IN
  • 00:14:48.140 --> 00:14:50.280
  • MANY TIMES, THE, UH...THE
  • 00:14:50.280 --> 00:14:53.000
  • INCOMPETENT THAT I AM.
  • 00:14:53.000 --> 00:14:55.060
  • [MUSIC]
  • 00:14:55.060 --> 00:14:56.110
  • [ANIMAL CHORTLING]
  • 00:14:56.110 --> 00:14:57.160
  • YEAH, WHAT'S HE SAYING?
  • 00:14:57.160 --> 00:14:58.040
  • BUT ONCE I DID THAT,
  • 00:14:58.040 --> 00:14:59.160
  • SOMETHING-- SOMETHING HAPPENED.
  • 00:14:59.160 --> 00:15:02.030
  • THIS WHOLE PARADIGM WE'RE IN
  • 00:15:02.030 --> 00:15:03.230
  • SHIFTED.
  • 00:15:03.230 --> 00:15:05.060
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:15:05.060 --> 00:15:06.020
  • - MIKE: IN NON-FICTION, IT
  • 00:15:06.020 --> 00:15:06.220
  • WENT FROM AUTHORITY TO
  • 00:15:06.220 --> 00:15:07.100
  • AUTHENTICITY.
  • 00:15:07.100 --> 00:15:09.280
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:15:09.280 --> 00:15:11.120
  • - MIKE: AND THE VIEWER STARTED
  • 00:15:11.120 --> 00:15:12.040
  • TO SEE SOMETHING THAT I THINK
  • 00:15:12.040 --> 00:15:13.260
  • THEY COULD RELATE TO.
  • 00:15:13.260 --> 00:15:15.050
  • AND SO, THE LETTERS CAME FASTER
  • 00:15:15.050 --> 00:15:16.230
  • AND FASTER AND FASTER.
  • 00:15:16.230 --> 00:15:17.170
  • AND I LEARNED BY THE SECOND
  • 00:15:17.170 --> 00:15:19.040
  • SEASON THAT THE MORE OF ME THAT
  • 00:15:19.040 --> 00:15:21.040
  • I LET GO OF...
  • 00:15:21.230 --> 00:15:24.230
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:15:24.230 --> 00:15:26.000
  • - MIKE: ...THE BETTER THE SHOW
  • 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:26.250
  • DID.
  • 00:15:26.250 --> 00:15:27.200
  • AND THE BETTER THE SHOW DID,
  • 00:15:27.200 --> 00:15:28.120
  • THE MORE PERMISSION I HAD TO GO
  • 00:15:28.120 --> 00:15:29.270
  • TO PLACES THAT MAYBE THE
  • 00:15:29.270 --> 00:15:31.070
  • NETWORK WOULD OTHERWISE NEVER
  • 00:15:32.060 --> 00:15:35.060
  • LET ME...VENTURE.
  • 00:15:35.060 --> 00:15:35.230
  • AND THAT'S WHEN "DIRTY JOBS"
  • 00:15:35.230 --> 00:15:37.110
  • WOUND UP IN 218 COUNTRIES AND
  • 00:15:37.110 --> 00:15:38.270
  • LAUNCHED I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW
  • 00:15:38.270 --> 00:15:41.080
  • MANY-- I-- SOMEBODY TOLD ME 30,
  • 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:44.070
  • 31 SHOWS HAVE COME OUT OF
  • 00:15:44.070 --> 00:15:45.240
  • "DIRTY JOBS."
  • 00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:47.150
  • - LAURIE: ISN'T THAT
  • 00:15:47.150 --> 00:15:48.200
  • SOMETHING...
  • 00:15:48.200 --> 00:15:49.160
  • - MATT: LOOK-ALIKE SHOWS.
  • 00:15:49.160 --> 00:15:50.050
  • SO, HUMILITY IS A HUGE
  • 00:15:50.050 --> 00:15:50.220
  • TAKEAWAY.
  • 00:15:50.220 --> 00:15:51.240
  • - MIKE: YEAH.
  • 00:15:51.240 --> 00:15:52.150
  • - MATT: AND, BY THE WAY,
  • 00:15:52.150 --> 00:15:53.040
  • THAT'S WHY WE GET ALONG SO
  • 00:15:53.040 --> 00:15:53.230
  • WELL.
  • 00:15:53.230 --> 00:15:54.020
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:15:54.020 --> 00:15:54.160
  • BECAUSE, WE ARE THE MIKE ROWE
  • 00:15:54.160 --> 00:15:56.000
  • OF CHRISTIAN TELEVISION.
  • 00:15:56.000 --> 00:15:58.120
  • - MIKE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:15:58.120 --> 00:15:58.290
  • - MATT: OKAY?
  • 00:15:58.290 --> 00:15:59.230
  • SO, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE
  • 00:15:59.230 --> 00:16:00.160
  • DOING--
  • 00:16:00.160 --> 00:16:00.260
  • - LAURIE: AND THE MORE WE LET
  • 00:16:00.260 --> 00:16:01.170
  • GO, THE BETTER IT GETS!
  • 00:16:01.170 --> 00:16:02.120
  • - MATT: WE DON'T PREPARE.
  • 00:16:02.120 --> 00:16:03.010
  • - MIKE: LET IT GO, MAN.
  • 00:16:03.010 --> 00:16:03.190
  • - LAURIE: TRUE.
  • 00:16:03.190 --> 00:16:04.030
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:16:04.030 --> 00:16:04.160
  • - LAURIE: IT IS!
  • 00:16:04.160 --> 00:16:05.020
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:16:05.020 --> 00:16:05.160
  • - MATT: I DO NOT CARE.
  • 00:16:05.160 --> 00:16:06.110
  • - LAURIE: SHUT UP AND LET THEM
  • 00:16:06.110 --> 00:16:07.030
  • TALK.
  • 00:16:07.030 --> 00:16:07.150
  • - MIKE: NO.
  • 00:16:07.150 --> 00:16:07.270
  • THEY'RE IN CHARGE.
  • 00:16:07.270 --> 00:16:08.140
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:16:08.140 --> 00:16:09.130
  • THEY'RE-- THEY'RE IN CHARGE.
  • 00:16:09.130 --> 00:16:10.030
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:16:10.030 --> 00:16:10.170
  • - MATT: I LEAVE ALL THE EXPERT
  • 00:16:10.170 --> 00:16:11.090
  • STUFF TO JOEL OSTEEN.
  • 00:16:11.090 --> 00:16:11.260
  • - JOEL OSTEEN: 'CAUSE YOU CAN
  • 00:16:11.260 --> 00:16:12.170
  • OVERCOME THE ADDICTION, YOU CAN
  • 00:16:12.170 --> 00:16:13.090
  • ACCOMPLISH YOUR DREAMS, YOU CAN
  • 00:16:13.090 --> 00:16:14.010
  • SET A NEW STANDARD.
  • 00:16:14.010 --> 00:16:15.020
  • - MATT: BASICALLY, IN ADDITION
  • 00:16:15.020 --> 00:16:17.130
  • TO THIS KIND OF, UM, LESSON IN
  • 00:16:17.170 --> 00:16:20.170
  • HUMILITY AND AUTHENTICITY THAT
  • 00:16:20.170 --> 00:16:23.110
  • YOU LEARNED OVER ALL THE--
  • 00:16:23.110 --> 00:16:25.110
  • WHAT-- WHAT-- WHAT DID YOU
  • 00:16:25.110 --> 00:16:26.290
  • LEARN ABOUT WORK?
  • 00:16:26.290 --> 00:16:28.280
  • WHAT CAME OUT OF THIS, UM--
  • 00:16:28.280 --> 00:16:30.250
  • YOU KNOW, I'M REFERENCING A BIT
  • 00:16:30.250 --> 00:16:33.030
  • OF YOUR TED TALK THAT YOU DID,
  • 00:16:33.030 --> 00:16:34.230
  • THAT YOU HAD-- THAT YOU LEARNED
  • 00:16:34.230 --> 00:16:36.110
  • ABOUT THAT YOU WERE DOING RIGHT
  • 00:16:36.110 --> 00:16:37.200
  • BEFORE YOU GOT UP THERE, YOU
  • 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:38.170
  • KNOW?
  • 00:16:38.170 --> 00:16:39.030
  • - MIKE: YEAH.
  • 00:16:39.030 --> 00:16:40.090
  • - MATT: AND...AND SO, UH, IF
  • 00:16:40.090 --> 00:16:41.000
  • YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MIKE'S TED
  • 00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:42.230
  • TALK, WATCH IT.
  • 00:16:42.230 --> 00:16:43.090
  • IT'S GREAT.
  • 00:16:43.090 --> 00:16:43.220
  • BUT WHAT DID YOU LEARN FROM
  • 00:16:43.220 --> 00:16:45.290
  • THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE ABOUT
  • 00:16:45.290 --> 00:16:46.260
  • WORK?
  • 00:16:46.290 --> 00:16:49.290
  • - MIKE: SHORTCUTS LEAD TO LONG
  • 00:16:49.290 --> 00:16:50.210
  • DELAYS.
  • 00:16:50.210 --> 00:16:51.290
  • - LAURIE: MMH.
  • 00:16:51.290 --> 00:16:52.260
  • - MATT: HMMH!
  • 00:16:52.260 --> 00:16:53.110
  • - MIKE: YOU KNOW?
  • 00:16:53.110 --> 00:16:54.150
  • I'M GENERALLY SUSPICIOUS OF
  • 00:16:54.150 --> 00:16:56.060
  • BROMIDES AND PLATITUDES.
  • 00:16:56.060 --> 00:16:58.140
  • - MATT: HMPHH!
  • 00:16:58.140 --> 00:16:59.180
  • - MIKE: YOU KNOW, WORDS OF
  • 00:16:59.180 --> 00:17:00.100
  • WISDOM THAT WIND UP ON PHOTOS
  • 00:17:00.100 --> 00:17:02.250
  • THAT GET FRAMED AND HUNG IN
  • 00:17:02.250 --> 00:17:04.220
  • BOARDROOMS.
  • 00:17:04.220 --> 00:17:06.280
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:17:06.280 --> 00:17:07.160
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:17:07.160 --> 00:17:08.030
  • - MIKE: THINGS THAT SAY, YOU
  • 00:17:08.030 --> 00:17:08.240
  • KNOW: FOLLOW YOUR PASSION.
  • 00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:10.200
  • - LAURIE: MM.
  • 00:17:10.200 --> 00:17:11.170
  • - MIKE: OR: TEAMWORK.
  • 00:17:11.170 --> 00:17:12.040
  • EXCLAMATION POINT.
  • 00:17:12.040 --> 00:17:13.130
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:17:13.130 --> 00:17:13.290
  • - MIKE: THERE'S SOME PICTURE
  • 00:17:13.290 --> 00:17:14.200
  • OF A GUY IN A KAYAK--
  • 00:17:14.200 --> 00:17:15.160
  • - MATT: ALL-- THEY'RE ALL
  • 00:17:15.160 --> 00:17:16.050
  • ROWING.
  • 00:17:16.050 --> 00:17:16.190
  • - MIKE: THEY'RE ALL ROWING.
  • 00:17:16.190 --> 00:17:17.220
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:17:17.220 --> 00:17:18.100
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:17:18.100 --> 00:17:19.090
  • - MIKE: LOOK, I MEAN, THERE'S
  • 00:17:19.090 --> 00:17:20.000
  • TRUTH AND WISDOM IN BROMIDES,
  • 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:21.000
  • BUT, THERE'S A COOKIE-CUTTER
  • 00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:22.240
  • MENTALITY IN OUR CULTURE TODAY,
  • 00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:25.200
  • IN OUR POLITICS, A "ONE SIZE
  • 00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:27.170
  • FITS ALL," UH, BELIEF.
  • 00:17:27.170 --> 00:17:30.020
  • BECAUSE SO MANY OF US ARE
  • 00:17:30.020 --> 00:17:32.010
  • BROADCASTING, BOTH SOCIALLY AND
  • 00:17:32.010 --> 00:17:33.130
  • IN THE BROADCAST WORLD, RIGHT?
  • 00:17:33.130 --> 00:17:34.240
  • WE'RE-- WE'RE ALWAYS LOOKING TO
  • 00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:35.250
  • SAY THINGS THAT APPLY TO
  • 00:17:35.250 --> 00:17:37.000
  • EVERYONE.
  • 00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:38.050
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:17:38.050 --> 00:17:39.290
  • - MIKE: WELL, THE TRUTH IS
  • 00:17:39.290 --> 00:17:40.280
  • THERE ARE VERY FEW THINGS THAT
  • 00:17:40.280 --> 00:17:41.190
  • APPLY TO EVERYONE.
  • 00:17:41.190 --> 00:17:42.040
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:17:42.040 --> 00:17:42.180
  • - MIKE: AND, UH, WHEN YOU
  • 00:17:42.180 --> 00:17:43.130
  • START FRAMING THINGS AND
  • 00:17:43.130 --> 00:17:44.200
  • HANGING THEM UP, YOU CAN
  • 00:17:44.200 --> 00:17:47.030
  • UNINTENTIONALLY SEND THE WRONG
  • 00:17:47.030 --> 00:17:49.190
  • MESSAGE TO THE WRONG KID OR THE
  • 00:17:49.190 --> 00:17:51.180
  • WRONG GROWN-UP AT THE WRONG
  • 00:17:51.180 --> 00:17:52.290
  • TIME.
  • 00:17:52.290 --> 00:17:54.210
  • AND, ADVICE IS A VERY TRICKY
  • 00:17:54.210 --> 00:17:55.250
  • THING, UH, TO TAKE AND
  • 00:17:55.250 --> 00:17:58.060
  • SOMETIMES A VERY DANGEROUS
  • 00:17:58.060 --> 00:17:59.230
  • THING TO GIVE.
  • 00:17:59.230 --> 00:18:01.050
  • SO, IN MY TED TALK AND ON
  • 00:18:01.050 --> 00:18:03.010
  • "DIRTY JOBS," AND, WHENEVER I
  • 00:18:03.010 --> 00:18:05.170
  • HAVE A CHANCE TO DO IT, I LIKE
  • 00:18:05.170 --> 00:18:07.020
  • TO POKE THE BEAR.
  • 00:18:07.020 --> 00:18:09.230
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:18:09.230 --> 00:18:10.200
  • - MIKE: I-- I LIKE TO SAY:
  • 00:18:10.200 --> 00:18:11.100
  • WAIT.
  • 00:18:11.100 --> 00:18:12.030
  • LOOK, FOLLOWING YOUR PASSION
  • 00:18:12.030 --> 00:18:13.020
  • SOUNDS GREAT.
  • 00:18:13.020 --> 00:18:14.220
  • MY PASTOR TOLD ME TO DO IT WHEN
  • 00:18:14.220 --> 00:18:15.160
  • I WAS A KID.
  • 00:18:15.160 --> 00:18:16.080
  • MY SCOUTMASTER TOLD ME TO DO
  • 00:18:16.080 --> 00:18:17.150
  • IT, YOU KNOW?
  • 00:18:17.150 --> 00:18:18.150
  • MY DAD TOLD ME TO DO IT.
  • 00:18:18.150 --> 00:18:19.200
  • IT'S-- AND THE REASON IS
  • 00:18:19.200 --> 00:18:21.270
  • BECAUSE WE ALL WANNA FEEL
  • 00:18:21.270 --> 00:18:22.160
  • PASSION ABOUT WHAT WE'RE DOING.
  • 00:18:22.160 --> 00:18:23.130
  • BUT ONE OF THE GREAT LESSONS
  • 00:18:23.130 --> 00:18:24.290
  • FROM "DIRTY JOBS" WAS THOSE
  • 00:18:24.290 --> 00:18:26.290
  • PEOPLE WERE SO, UH, BALANCED
  • 00:18:27.120 --> 00:18:30.120
  • AND HAPPY, BY AND LARGE, AS A
  • 00:18:30.120 --> 00:18:31.190
  • GROUP.
  • 00:18:31.190 --> 00:18:32.050
  • NONE OF THEM FOLLOWED THEIR
  • 00:18:32.050 --> 00:18:33.050
  • PASSION.
  • 00:18:33.050 --> 00:18:34.250
  • WHAT THEY DID WAS THEY LOOKED
  • 00:18:34.250 --> 00:18:36.020
  • AROUND TO SEE WHERE EVERYBODY
  • 00:18:36.020 --> 00:18:37.200
  • WAS GOING...
  • 00:18:37.200 --> 00:18:39.080
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:18:39.080 --> 00:18:40.030
  • - MIKE: ...AND THEN THEY WENT
  • 00:18:40.030 --> 00:18:40.240
  • THE OTHER WAY.
  • 00:18:40.240 --> 00:18:41.080
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:18:41.080 --> 00:18:41.260
  • WOW.
  • 00:18:41.260 --> 00:18:42.190
  • - MIKE: AND THEN, THEY GOT
  • 00:18:42.190 --> 00:18:43.090
  • GOOD AT THIS THING.
  • 00:18:43.090 --> 00:18:45.280
  • CALL IT SEPTIC TANK CLEANING.
  • 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:49.000
  • OH, THAT IS JUST NASTY.
  • 00:18:49.000 --> 00:18:49.180
  • WHEN SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE
  • 00:18:49.180 --> 00:18:50.100
  • BARREL...
  • 00:18:50.100 --> 00:18:50.240
  • THIS IS HORRIBLE.
  • 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:51.150
  • ...ISN'T JUST A METAPHOR.
  • 00:18:51.150 --> 00:18:52.190
  • I'VE BEEN TO SOME BAD PLACES.
  • 00:18:52.190 --> 00:18:53.250
  • THIS IS ANOTHER ONE.
  • 00:18:53.250 --> 00:18:55.070
  • [SPLAT]
  • 00:18:55.070 --> 00:18:58.050
  • - MATT: SURE.
  • 00:18:58.050 --> 00:18:58.180
  • - MIKE: NOBODY GOES TO BED AT
  • 00:18:58.180 --> 00:18:59.090
  • NIGHT, "OH, GOD, PLEASE,
  • 00:18:59.090 --> 00:19:00.060
  • PLEASE...LET ME BE A CLEANER OF
  • 00:19:00.060 --> 00:19:02.070
  • SEPTIC TANKS," RIGHT?
  • 00:19:02.070 --> 00:19:04.120
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:19:04.120 --> 00:19:04.250
  • - MIKE: "GOSH, IF ONLY I COULD
  • 00:19:04.250 --> 00:19:05.170
  • DO THAT."
  • 00:19:05.170 --> 00:19:05.280
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:19:05.280 --> 00:19:06.110
  • - MIKE: THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
  • 00:19:06.110 --> 00:19:07.020
  • - LAURIE: MMH.
  • 00:19:07.020 --> 00:19:07.250
  • - MIKE: BUT, ON MY SHOW, WE
  • 00:19:07.250 --> 00:19:08.150
  • FOUND PEOPLE WHO TOOK THE
  • 00:19:08.150 --> 00:19:09.170
  • REVERSE COMMUTE, BECAME GREAT
  • 00:19:09.170 --> 00:19:11.060
  • AT WHAT THEY DID, WORKED HARD,
  • 00:19:11.060 --> 00:19:12.090
  • AND THEN, LEARNED HOW TO LOVE
  • 00:19:12.090 --> 00:19:14.130
  • IT.
  • 00:19:14.130 --> 00:19:16.210
  • - LAURIE: HMMH.
  • 00:19:16.210 --> 00:19:18.130
  • - MIKE: SO, YOU GET ALL THE
  • 00:19:18.130 --> 00:19:19.030
  • THINGS THAT YOU WANT IN A
  • 00:19:19.030 --> 00:19:21.200
  • SELF-SATISFIED, BALANCED
  • 00:19:21.200 --> 00:19:22.270
  • CAREER, BUT, THE APPROACH IS
  • 00:19:22.270 --> 00:19:23.240
  • OBLIQUE.
  • 00:19:24.110 --> 00:19:27.110
  • IT'S VERY DIFFERENT, RIGHT?
  • 00:19:27.110 --> 00:19:29.000
  • TODAY, WE TELL KIDS: YOU WANNA
  • 00:19:29.000 --> 00:19:30.100
  • BE HAPPY?
  • 00:19:30.100 --> 00:19:32.080
  • HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
  • 00:19:32.080 --> 00:19:33.140
  • YOU VISUALIZE THE THING YOU'RE
  • 00:19:33.140 --> 00:19:36.000
  • PASSIONATE ABOUT AND THEN YOU
  • 00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:37.180
  • PUT ALL YOUR EFFORT INTO
  • 00:19:37.180 --> 00:19:39.130
  • GETTING THAT JOB.
  • 00:19:39.130 --> 00:19:42.090
  • RIGHT?
  • 00:19:42.090 --> 00:19:42.280
  • AND WHEN YOU GET THAT JOB, THEN
  • 00:19:42.280 --> 00:19:44.150
  • YOU CAN BE HAPPY BECAUSE YOU
  • 00:19:44.150 --> 00:19:46.260
  • WILL HAVE SUCCEEDED.
  • 00:19:46.260 --> 00:19:49.070
  • THAT'S THE WORST ADVICE IN THE
  • 00:19:49.070 --> 00:19:49.280
  • WORLD.
  • 00:19:49.280 --> 00:19:50.070
  • - LAURIE: ABSOLUTELY.
  • 00:19:50.070 --> 00:19:50.240
  • - MIKE: I JUST THINK IT'S
  • 00:19:50.240 --> 00:19:51.130
  • TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE ADVICE.
  • 00:19:51.130 --> 00:19:52.050
  • AND WE GIVE ALL OF THE TIME.
  • 00:19:52.050 --> 00:19:53.050
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:19:53.050 --> 00:19:55.290
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:19:55.290 --> 00:19:56.190
  • - MIKE: SO...
  • 00:19:56.190 --> 00:19:57.110
  • - MATT: IF I EVER-- I'M
  • 00:19:57.110 --> 00:19:58.190
  • INSPIRED BY THE SHOT OF THE
  • 00:19:58.190 --> 00:20:01.100
  • CAPITOL BEHIND US, WHICH IS
  • 00:20:01.100 --> 00:20:02.180
  • REAL, BY THE WAY.
  • 00:20:02.180 --> 00:20:04.110
  • WE'RE IN WASHINGTON, DC.
  • 00:20:04.110 --> 00:20:05.110
  • OUR GUEST ALL HOUR IS
  • 00:20:05.110 --> 00:20:06.090
  • MIKE ROWE.
  • 00:20:06.090 --> 00:20:08.280
  • - MIKE: I'M REAL, TOO, BY THE
  • 00:20:08.280 --> 00:20:10.210
  • WAY--
  • 00:20:10.210 --> 00:20:11.030
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:20:11.030 --> 00:20:11.160
  • - MIKE: --JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR.
  • 00:20:11.160 --> 00:20:12.080
  • - MATT: (LAUGHING) OKAY.
  • 00:20:12.080 --> 00:20:12.280
  • - MIKE: ME AND THE CAPITOL.
  • 00:20:12.280 --> 00:20:14.030
  • - MATT: YOU'RE REAL.
  • 00:20:14.030 --> 00:20:14.290
  • YOU'RE HERE.
  • 00:20:14.290 --> 00:20:15.210
  • - MIKE: WE'RE--
  • 00:20:15.210 --> 00:20:16.050
  • [LAURIE GIGGLES]
  • 00:20:16.050 --> 00:20:17.050
  • - MATT: IF I EVER RUN FOR
  • 00:20:17.050 --> 00:20:17.240
  • PRESIDENT OF THE
  • 00:20:17.240 --> 00:20:18.260
  • UNITED STATES...
  • 00:20:18.260 --> 00:20:20.000
  • - LAURIE: WHICH HE WON'T.
  • 00:20:20.000 --> 00:20:21.020
  • - MATT: ...AND WIN...
  • 00:20:21.020 --> 00:20:22.150
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:20:22.150 --> 00:20:23.030
  • ...IF THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN...
  • 00:20:23.030 --> 00:20:23.250
  • - MIKE: YEAH.
  • 00:20:23.250 --> 00:20:24.080
  • - MATT: I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
  • 00:20:24.080 --> 00:20:25.000
  • TO SERVE AS THE SECRETARY OF
  • 00:20:25.000 --> 00:20:25.200
  • EDUCATION.
  • 00:20:25.200 --> 00:20:26.280
  • - MIKE: OKAY.
  • 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:30.000
  • - MATT: WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON
  • 00:20:30.120 --> 00:20:33.120
  • DAY ONE AS THE SECRETARY OF
  • 00:20:33.120 --> 00:20:34.020
  • EDUCATION?
  • 00:20:34.020 --> 00:20:35.110
  • - MIKE: YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME
  • 00:20:35.110 --> 00:20:36.020
  • ALL THE POWER THAT COMES WITH
  • 00:20:36.020 --> 00:20:36.230
  • THAT OFFICE--
  • 00:20:36.230 --> 00:20:37.060
  • - MATT: A HUNDRED PERCENT.
  • 00:20:37.060 --> 00:20:37.260
  • - MIKE: --AND MAYBE A LITTLE
  • 00:20:37.260 --> 00:20:38.170
  • EXTRA?
  • 00:20:38.170 --> 00:20:38.260
  • - MATT: YES.
  • 00:20:38.260 --> 00:20:39.090
  • - MIKE: SO, LIKE, I'M--
  • 00:20:39.090 --> 00:20:40.100
  • - MATT: IT'S YOURS.
  • 00:20:40.100 --> 00:20:40.260
  • GO.
  • 00:20:40.260 --> 00:20:41.070
  • - MIKE: OKAY.
  • 00:20:41.260 --> 00:20:44.260
  • WE HAVE 6.2 MILLION JOBS THAT
  • 00:20:44.260 --> 00:20:46.190
  • ARE AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW, AS WE
  • 00:20:46.190 --> 00:20:48.030
  • SIT HERE -- 6.2 MILLION.
  • 00:20:48.030 --> 00:20:50.180
  • SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT OF THOSE
  • 00:20:50.180 --> 00:20:51.160
  • JOBS DO NOT REQUIRE A FOUR-YEAR
  • 00:20:51.160 --> 00:20:52.170
  • DEGREE.
  • 00:20:52.170 --> 00:20:54.140
  • - MATT: GOT IT.
  • 00:20:54.140 --> 00:20:55.100
  • - MIKE: THEY REQUIRE TRAINING,
  • 00:20:55.100 --> 00:20:56.020
  • THEY REQUIRE DILIGENCE AND
  • 00:20:56.020 --> 00:20:57.130
  • EXPERTISE; 6.2 MILLION VACANT
  • 00:20:57.130 --> 00:20:59.230
  • JOBS.
  • 00:20:59.230 --> 00:21:02.220
  • WE HAVE 95 MILLION PEOPLE OUT
  • 00:21:02.220 --> 00:21:04.090
  • OF THE WORKFORCE, 6 MILLION OF
  • 00:21:04.090 --> 00:21:06.240
  • WHICH...ARE LOOKING FOR WORK.
  • 00:21:06.240 --> 00:21:09.150
  • THE MISMATCH BETWEEN THE
  • 00:21:09.150 --> 00:21:11.120
  • AVAILABLE OPPORTUNITIES AND THE
  • 00:21:11.120 --> 00:21:12.210
  • PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO WORK
  • 00:21:12.210 --> 00:21:14.110
  • WILL BREAK YOUR HEART.
  • 00:21:14.110 --> 00:21:15.170
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:21:15.170 --> 00:21:16.240
  • - MIKE: MEANTIME, WE GOT $1.3
  • 00:21:16.240 --> 00:21:17.150
  • TRILLION IN STUDENT LOANS.
  • 00:21:17.150 --> 00:21:19.060
  • THAT'S 1.3, ALL THOSE ZEROES.
  • 00:21:19.290 --> 00:21:22.290
  • I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY
  • 00:21:22.290 --> 00:21:25.050
  • ZEROES.
  • 00:21:25.050 --> 00:21:25.180
  • IMAGINE A LOT OF ZEROES AFTER
  • 00:21:25.180 --> 00:21:26.090
  • 1.3.
  • 00:21:26.090 --> 00:21:26.170
  • THAT'S HOW MUCH DEBT IS ON THE
  • 00:21:26.170 --> 00:21:27.270
  • BOOKS.
  • 00:21:27.270 --> 00:21:29.040
  • NOW, WE HOLD THAT NOTE JUST AS
  • 00:21:29.040 --> 00:21:30.210
  • SURELY AS THE KIDS HOLD IT,
  • 00:21:30.210 --> 00:21:31.110
  • TOO.
  • 00:21:31.110 --> 00:21:32.230
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:21:32.230 --> 00:21:34.200
  • - MIKE: BECAUSE, THAT BUBBLE'S
  • 00:21:34.200 --> 00:21:35.120
  • GONNA POP.
  • 00:21:35.120 --> 00:21:35.230
  • SO, AS YOUR SECRETARY OF
  • 00:21:35.230 --> 00:21:36.110
  • EDUCATION, I WOULD SAY:
  • 00:21:36.110 --> 00:21:37.070
  • MR. PRESIDENT, WE'RE LENDING
  • 00:21:37.070 --> 00:21:38.190
  • MONEY WE DON'T HAVE TO KIDS
  • 00:21:38.190 --> 00:21:40.190
  • WHO ARE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE
  • 00:21:40.190 --> 00:21:41.270
  • TO PAY IT TO TRAIN 'EM
  • 00:21:41.270 --> 00:21:43.040
  • FOR JOBS THAT DON'T
  • 00:21:43.040 --> 00:21:43.200
  • EXIST ANYMORE.
  • 00:21:43.200 --> 00:21:44.270
  • - MATT: GOD!
  • 00:21:44.270 --> 00:21:45.160
  • - MIKE: NOW, WE GOTTA DO
  • 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:46.050
  • SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.
  • 00:21:46.050 --> 00:21:47.060
  • WE HAVE TO CHANGE...OUR
  • 00:21:47.060 --> 00:21:48.180
  • DEFINITION OF WHAT A GOOD JOB
  • 00:21:48.180 --> 00:21:50.060
  • LOOKS LIKE IN 2018.
  • 00:21:50.200 --> 00:21:53.200
  • WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU WOULD HAVE
  • 00:21:53.200 --> 00:21:54.110
  • WON IT IN 2020, AT THIS
  • 00:21:54.110 --> 00:21:54.290
  • POINT, RIGHT?
  • 00:21:54.290 --> 00:21:55.150
  • - MATT: CORRECT.
  • 00:21:55.150 --> 00:21:56.000
  • YES.
  • 00:21:56.000 --> 00:21:56.130
  • - MIKE: OKAY.
  • 00:21:56.130 --> 00:21:57.080
  • SO, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO.
  • 00:21:57.080 --> 00:21:57.280
  • I-- I WOULD SAY WE NEED A PR
  • 00:21:57.280 --> 00:21:59.230
  • CAMPAIGN TO AFFIRMATIVELY
  • 00:21:59.230 --> 00:22:02.010
  • CHALLENGE THE PREVAILING
  • 00:22:02.010 --> 00:22:04.030
  • DEFINITION OF A GOOD JOB.
  • 00:22:04.030 --> 00:22:05.270
  • WE GOTTA GRAB GUIDANCE
  • 00:22:05.270 --> 00:22:07.050
  • COUNSELORS BY THE LAPELS AND WE
  • 00:22:07.050 --> 00:22:08.230
  • HAVE TO SHAKE 'EM REAL HARD AND
  • 00:22:08.230 --> 00:22:10.030
  • WE HAVE TO START REWARDING THEM
  • 00:22:10.030 --> 00:22:12.000
  • FOR THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE,
  • 00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:13.140
  • STUDENTS, THAT THEY PUSH INTO A
  • 00:22:14.070 --> 00:22:17.070
  • FOUR-YEAR UNIVERSITY...
  • 00:22:17.070 --> 00:22:18.050
  • - LAURIE: MMH.
  • 00:22:18.050 --> 00:22:18.200
  • - MIKE: ...AND WE HAVE TO
  • 00:22:18.200 --> 00:22:20.060
  • START REWARDING THEM FOR THE
  • 00:22:20.060 --> 00:22:21.150
  • NUMBER OF STUDENTS THAT THEY
  • 00:22:21.150 --> 00:22:22.200
  • GET ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN
  • 00:22:22.200 --> 00:22:25.140
  • PURSUING A VIABLE FUTURE.
  • 00:22:25.140 --> 00:22:27.040
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:22:27.040 --> 00:22:27.190
  • - MIKE: SO, WE HAVE TO FIGURE
  • 00:22:27.190 --> 00:22:29.100
  • OUT A WAY TO DO ALL THAT.
  • 00:22:29.100 --> 00:22:30.000
  • PART OF IT IS COMMUNICATION,
  • 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:31.070
  • PART IF IT'S PR.
  • 00:22:31.070 --> 00:22:32.240
  • PART OF IT IS CONVERSATIONS
  • 00:22:32.240 --> 00:22:34.060
  • WITH PARENTS AND KIDS AROUND
  • 00:22:34.060 --> 00:22:35.130
  • THE KITCHEN TABLE, CHANGING THE
  • 00:22:35.130 --> 00:22:36.170
  • CONVERSATION IN THE GUIDANCE
  • 00:22:36.170 --> 00:22:37.160
  • COUNSELOR'S OFFICE.
  • 00:22:37.160 --> 00:22:38.190
  • AND, UM...
  • 00:22:38.190 --> 00:22:40.130
  • LOOK, THIS IS THE LAST THING
  • 00:22:40.130 --> 00:22:42.200
  • I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH REGARDING
  • 00:22:42.200 --> 00:22:44.150
  • ALL OF THIS, BUT, PEOPLE ARE
  • 00:22:44.150 --> 00:22:45.280
  • BAFFLED BY THE COST OF COLLEGE.
  • 00:22:45.280 --> 00:22:47.160
  • THEY JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY
  • 00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:48.220
  • IT'S SO EXPENSIVE.
  • 00:22:48.220 --> 00:22:49.100
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:22:49.100 --> 00:22:50.050
  • - MIKE: FOR 40 YEARS, WE'VE
  • 00:22:50.050 --> 00:22:51.140
  • BEEN TELLING PARENTS AND
  • 00:22:51.140 --> 00:22:53.020
  • PARENTS HAVE BEEN TELLING THEIR
  • 00:22:53.020 --> 00:22:55.110
  • KIDS THAT THE BEST PATH FOR THE
  • 00:22:55.110 --> 00:22:56.030
  • MOST PEOPLE IS THE MOST
  • 00:22:56.030 --> 00:22:56.280
  • EXPENSIVE PATH.
  • 00:22:56.280 --> 00:22:57.170
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:22:57.170 --> 00:22:58.090
  • - MIKE: WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING
  • 00:22:58.090 --> 00:23:01.090
  • WE CAN DO MAKE ANYTHING BUT A
  • 00:23:01.090 --> 00:23:02.000
  • FOUR-YEAR DEGREE LOOK AND FEEL
  • 00:23:02.000 --> 00:23:03.060
  • LIKE FAILURE.
  • 00:23:03.060 --> 00:23:04.050
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:23:04.050 --> 00:23:04.190
  • - MIKE: IS IT ANY WONDER
  • 00:23:04.190 --> 00:23:05.250
  • UNIVERSITIES CAN RAISE THEIR
  • 00:23:05.250 --> 00:23:08.040
  • TUITIONS...
  • 00:23:08.040 --> 00:23:08.290
  • LOOK, THEY'RE IN A COMPETITIVE
  • 00:23:08.290 --> 00:23:09.260
  • WORLD, TOO.
  • 00:23:09.260 --> 00:23:10.130
  • THEY'RE COMPETING WITH EACH
  • 00:23:10.130 --> 00:23:11.230
  • OTHER, THEY'RE BUILDING
  • 00:23:11.230 --> 00:23:12.260
  • STADIUMS AND STUDENT UNIONS AND
  • 00:23:12.260 --> 00:23:14.010
  • ALL THIS MONEY IS AVAILABLE.
  • 00:23:14.040 --> 00:23:17.040
  • WE PUT HORRIBLE PRESSURE ON
  • 00:23:17.040 --> 00:23:18.280
  • KIDS TO BORROW VAST SUMS OF
  • 00:23:18.280 --> 00:23:21.280
  • MONEY BEFORE THEY'VE, IN MANY
  • 00:23:21.280 --> 00:23:24.010
  • CASES, EVEN HAVE LEARNED HOW TO
  • 00:23:24.010 --> 00:23:24.270
  • WRITE A CHECK.
  • 00:23:24.270 --> 00:23:26.130
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:23:26.130 --> 00:23:28.000
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:29.020
  • - MIKE: OR PAY OFF THEIR OWN
  • 00:23:29.020 --> 00:23:29.260
  • CREDIT CARD.
  • 00:23:30.150 --> 00:23:33.150
  • AND WE'LL WATCH 'EM RING UP
  • 00:23:33.150 --> 00:23:34.050
  • $80--, $90.000 IN DEBT.
  • 00:23:34.050 --> 00:23:34.230
  • ALL OF THAT HAS TO STOP,
  • 00:23:34.230 --> 00:23:35.190
  • MR. PRESIDENT.
  • 00:23:35.190 --> 00:23:36.020
  • AND AS YOUR SECRETARY OF
  • 00:23:36.020 --> 00:23:36.240
  • EDUCATION, WELL, LET'S GO AHEAD
  • 00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:37.160
  • AND DO THAT.
  • 00:23:37.180 --> 00:23:40.180
  • - MATT: GOT IT.
  • 00:23:40.180 --> 00:23:41.020
  • WOW.
  • 00:23:41.020 --> 00:23:42.160
  • YOU HAVE JUST SPENT 22 MINUTES
  • 00:23:42.160 --> 00:23:43.070
  • OF THIS BROADCAST TODAY IN
  • 00:23:45.060 --> 00:23:48.060
  • WASHINGTON UNDERSTANDING WHY
  • 00:23:48.060 --> 00:23:50.280
  • TRINITY BROADCASTING AND
  • 00:23:50.280 --> 00:23:51.290
  • MIKE ROWE ARE COMING TOGETHER.
  • 00:23:51.290 --> 00:23:54.020
  • YOU, UH, SPENT THE LAST UMPTEEN
  • 00:23:54.020 --> 00:23:56.030
  • YEARS IN FRONT OF A CAMERA;
  • 00:23:56.120 --> 00:23:59.120
  • LAURIE AND I SPEND UMPTEEN
  • 00:23:59.120 --> 00:24:01.010
  • HOURS IN FRONT OF CAMERAS.
  • 00:24:01.010 --> 00:24:01.210
  • SO, WE COMMUNICATE IN A SIMILAR
  • 00:24:02.140 --> 00:24:05.140
  • FASHION.
  • 00:24:05.140 --> 00:24:07.170
  • BUT WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO,
  • 00:24:07.170 --> 00:24:08.270
  • NOW -- YOU MIGHT BE BEING
  • 00:24:08.270 --> 00:24:11.160
  • INTRODUCED TO A FEW NEW PEOPLE.
  • 00:24:11.160 --> 00:24:12.140
  • MAYBE.
  • 00:24:12.140 --> 00:24:14.250
  • YOU KNOW, THERE COULD BE SOME
  • 00:24:14.250 --> 00:24:15.160
  • PEOPLE WATCHING THIS THAT
  • 00:24:15.160 --> 00:24:17.040
  • DIDN'T SEE "DIRTY JOBS."
  • 00:24:17.040 --> 00:24:18.000
  • UH, THE MAKE-UP LADY...
  • 00:24:19.260 --> 00:24:22.260
  • MIKE: UTA.
  • 00:24:22.260 --> 00:24:23.110
  • - LAURIE: UTA.
  • 00:24:23.110 --> 00:24:23.270
  • - MATT: UTA, JUST A FEW
  • 00:24:23.270 --> 00:24:24.170
  • MINUTES AGO...
  • 00:24:24.170 --> 00:24:25.090
  • - MIKE: YEAH.
  • 00:24:25.090 --> 00:24:25.230
  • - MATT: ...DIDN'T SEEM TO
  • 00:24:25.230 --> 00:24:26.130
  • REMEMBER WATCHING "DIRTY JOBS."
  • 00:24:26.130 --> 00:24:29.090
  • AND YOU CRAWL THROUGH--
  • 00:24:29.090 --> 00:24:30.050
  • - MIKE: DEVASTATING.
  • 00:24:30.050 --> 00:24:30.220
  • HEARTBREAKING.
  • 00:24:30.220 --> 00:24:32.260
  • - LAURIE: I MADE UP FOR IT.
  • 00:24:32.260 --> 00:24:34.010
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:24:34.010 --> 00:24:35.250
  • - MATT: --A FEW PEOPLE ARE
  • 00:24:35.250 --> 00:24:38.210
  • MAYBE STARTING TO GET
  • 00:24:38.210 --> 00:24:40.130
  • INTRODUCED TO YOU.
  • 00:24:40.130 --> 00:24:40.290
  • AND NOW, OUR AUDIENCE
  • 00:24:40.290 --> 00:24:41.240
  • UNDERSTANDS THAT WHAT MIKE ROWE
  • 00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:43.270
  • IS REALLY ABOUT, IF YOU WERE A
  • 00:24:43.270 --> 00:24:45.150
  • TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE AND I
  • 00:24:45.150 --> 00:24:46.080
  • SQUEEZED YOU...
  • 00:24:46.080 --> 00:24:48.260
  • - MIKE: OH, MATT...YOU'RE
  • 00:24:48.260 --> 00:24:49.180
  • MAKING IT WEIRD, MAN.
  • 00:24:49.180 --> 00:24:50.130
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:24:50.130 --> 00:24:51.000
  • AND, WHAT WOULD COME OUT IS
  • 00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:51.260
  • WHAT YOU JUST DID.
  • 00:24:51.260 --> 00:24:52.250
  • [STIFLED LAUGHTER]
  • 00:24:52.250 --> 00:24:54.140
  • YOU COULD BE THE SECRETARY OF
  • 00:24:54.140 --> 00:24:55.050
  • EDUCATION.
  • 00:24:55.050 --> 00:24:56.040
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:24:56.040 --> 00:24:56.230
  • - MATT: YOU DO A GREAT JOB,
  • 00:24:56.230 --> 00:24:57.210
  • YOU GET IT -- AND I'M NOT
  • 00:24:57.210 --> 00:24:59.100
  • JOKING.
  • 00:24:59.100 --> 00:25:01.040
  • THAT'S WHAT WE'RE AFTER.
  • 00:25:01.040 --> 00:25:02.110
  • THAT'S THE MIKE ROWE WE'RE
  • 00:25:02.110 --> 00:25:03.180
  • AFTER.
  • 00:25:03.180 --> 00:25:05.280
  • SO, WITH THAT SAID, AND TO ANY
  • 00:25:05.280 --> 00:25:06.190
  • CAMERA YOU WANT TO, OR ALL OF
  • 00:25:06.270 --> 00:25:09.270
  • THEM, WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE THE
  • 00:25:09.270 --> 00:25:10.230
  • ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT SOMETHING
  • 00:25:10.230 --> 00:25:12.090
  • THAT'S HAPPENING ON DECEMBER
  • 00:25:12.090 --> 00:25:13.290
  • 2ND OF THIS YEAR.
  • 00:25:13.290 --> 00:25:15.050
  • - MIKE: OH, SURE.
  • 00:25:15.050 --> 00:25:15.200
  • SURE.
  • 00:25:15.200 --> 00:25:16.150
  • WHICH CAMERA YOU LIKE?
  • 00:25:16.150 --> 00:25:17.030
  • YOU LIKE THIS ONE, OR YOU LIKE
  • 00:25:17.030 --> 00:25:17.240
  • THIS ONE?
  • 00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:18.050
  • - MATT: JUST-- JUST KIND OF...
  • 00:25:18.050 --> 00:25:18.270
  • SIT UP STRAIGHT.
  • 00:25:18.270 --> 00:25:19.110
  • - MIKE: THIS ONE?
  • 00:25:19.110 --> 00:25:19.260
  • - MATT: YOU KNOW, DO YOUR--
  • 00:25:19.260 --> 00:25:20.160
  • - MIKE: OH, WHY DO I HAVE TO
  • 00:25:20.160 --> 00:25:21.190
  • SIT UP STRAIGHT?
  • 00:25:21.190 --> 00:25:22.030
  • - MATT: COME ON.
  • 00:25:22.030 --> 00:25:22.180
  • - LAURIE: HE DOESN'T HAVE TO
  • 00:25:22.180 --> 00:25:23.090
  • SIT UP STRAIGHT.
  • 00:25:23.090 --> 00:25:23.230
  • - MIKE: ALL RIGHT,
  • 00:25:23.230 --> 00:25:24.090
  • ALL RIGHT.
  • 00:25:24.090 --> 00:25:24.200
  • - LAURIE: THAT'S HIM.
  • 00:25:24.200 --> 00:25:25.070
  • - MATT: LET'S BOTH SIT UP
  • 00:25:25.070 --> 00:25:25.260
  • STRAIGHT.
  • 00:25:25.260 --> 00:25:26.070
  • - MIKE: I'M SITTING UP.
  • 00:25:26.070 --> 00:25:26.250
  • [MATT CHUCKLES]
  • 00:25:26.250 --> 00:25:27.090
  • - LAURIE: OKAY...
  • 00:25:27.090 --> 00:25:27.240
  • - MIKE: THIS CAMERA LOOKS
  • 00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:28.130
  • ABOUT RIGHT.
  • 00:25:28.130 --> 00:25:28.250
  • - MATT: BUT YOU CAN-- YOU CAN
  • 00:25:28.250 --> 00:25:29.160
  • DO BOTH.
  • 00:25:29.160 --> 00:25:29.260
  • THE DIRECTOR WILL FOLLOW YOU.
  • 00:25:29.260 --> 00:25:30.170
  • IF YOU WANNA START ON THE...
  • 00:25:30.170 --> 00:25:31.070
  • KIND OF DRAMATIC WIDE SHOT AND
  • 00:25:31.070 --> 00:25:31.280
  • THEN SWITCH OVER--
  • 00:25:31.280 --> 00:25:32.130
  • - MIKE: YOU'RE SAYING THE
  • 00:25:32.130 --> 00:25:33.020
  • DIRECTOR HAS THAT KINDA--
  • 00:25:33.020 --> 00:25:33.210
  • - MATT: YEAH!
  • 00:25:33.210 --> 00:25:34.040
  • YEAH.
  • 00:25:34.040 --> 00:25:34.130
  • OUR GUY--
  • 00:25:34.130 --> 00:25:34.240
  • - MIKE: SO, I GOT-- I'VE GOT A
  • 00:25:34.240 --> 00:25:35.160
  • CAMERA HERE.
  • 00:25:35.160 --> 00:25:35.280
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:25:35.280 --> 00:25:36.110
  • - LAURIE: AND HE'S THE BEST.
  • 00:25:36.110 --> 00:25:37.100
  • YEAH.
  • 00:25:37.100 --> 00:25:37.210
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:25:37.210 --> 00:25:38.040
  • - MIKE: I GOT A CAMERA HERE.
  • 00:25:38.040 --> 00:25:38.250
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:25:38.250 --> 00:25:39.080
  • - MIKE: ALL RIGHT, LET'S START
  • 00:25:39.080 --> 00:25:40.000
  • WITH A WIDE SHOT.
  • 00:25:40.000 --> 00:25:40.150
  • - MATT: OKAY.
  • 00:25:40.150 --> 00:25:40.280
  • - MIKE: AND THEN, I'M GONNA
  • 00:25:40.280 --> 00:25:41.180
  • TURN AND YOU'LL GRAB ME THERE.
  • 00:25:41.180 --> 00:25:42.090
  • AND THEN, I'LL LEAN IN.
  • 00:25:42.090 --> 00:25:42.270
  • AND IF YOU DO A SLIGHT PUSH IN,
  • 00:25:42.270 --> 00:25:43.190
  • I THINK WE CAN REALLY TAKE THE
  • 00:25:43.190 --> 00:25:44.100
  • DRAMA HOME.
  • 00:25:44.100 --> 00:25:44.230
  • - LAURIE: DRAMATIC.
  • 00:25:44.230 --> 00:25:45.090
  • - MATT: I LIKE IT.
  • 00:25:45.090 --> 00:25:45.250
  • - LAURIE: COME ON.
  • 00:25:45.250 --> 00:25:46.110
  • - MATT: I LIKE IT.
  • 00:25:46.110 --> 00:25:46.270
  • - MIKE: ALL RIGHT, PERFECT.
  • 00:25:46.270 --> 00:25:47.170
  • - MATT: I LIKE IT.
  • 00:25:47.170 --> 00:25:48.030
  • - MIKE: FANTASTIC.
  • 00:25:48.030 --> 00:25:48.190
  • - MATT AND LAURIE: THANK YOU,
  • 00:25:48.190 --> 00:25:49.100
  • RUSS.
  • 00:25:49.100 --> 00:25:49.190
  • - MIKE: ALL RIGHT.
  • 00:25:49.190 --> 00:25:50.050
  • ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS, THEN.
  • 00:25:50.050 --> 00:25:50.250
  • HI, IT'S ME, MIKE ROWE.
  • 00:25:50.250 --> 00:25:51.140
  • AND I'M HERE WITH MY NEW
  • 00:25:51.140 --> 00:25:52.020
  • FRIENDS MATT AND LAURIE WITH AN
  • 00:25:52.020 --> 00:25:53.120
  • IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, SO
  • 00:25:53.120 --> 00:25:54.050
  • IMPORTANT, IN FACT, THAT I'M
  • 00:25:54.050 --> 00:25:55.250
  • GONNA TALK TO THIS CAMERA.
  • 00:25:55.250 --> 00:25:57.180
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:25:57.180 --> 00:25:58.260
  • "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT" --
  • 00:25:58.260 --> 00:26:00.040
  • THE SHOW THAT FOLLOWED
  • 00:26:00.120 --> 00:26:03.120
  • "DIRTY JOBS" IS LOOKING FOR
  • 00:26:03.120 --> 00:26:04.130
  • A HOME.
  • 00:26:04.130 --> 00:26:05.200
  • AND AFTER A BRIEF CONVERSATION
  • 00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:07.010
  • WITH MATT, HE LOOKED AT THE
  • 00:26:07.010 --> 00:26:08.200
  • SHOW, AND THEN HE LOOKED AT ME,
  • 00:26:08.200 --> 00:26:09.240
  • AND I LOOKED AT MATT, AND
  • 00:26:09.240 --> 00:26:11.010
  • LAURIE LOOKED AT ME LOOKIN' AT
  • 00:26:11.010 --> 00:26:11.230
  • MATT...
  • 00:26:11.230 --> 00:26:12.250
  • [LAURIE GIGGLES]
  • 00:26:12.250 --> 00:26:13.160
  • ...AND EVERYBODY SAID, "WELL,
  • 00:26:13.160 --> 00:26:14.070
  • WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT THAT SHOW
  • 00:26:14.070 --> 00:26:15.090
  • OVER HERE?"
  • 00:26:15.090 --> 00:26:16.020
  • AND I SAID, "REALLY?"
  • 00:26:16.020 --> 00:26:17.130
  • AND MATT SAID, "SURE."
  • 00:26:17.130 --> 00:26:18.100
  • GOIN' BACK TO THE MIDDLE CAMERA
  • 00:26:18.100 --> 00:26:19.110
  • NOW.
  • 00:26:19.110 --> 00:26:19.250
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:26:19.250 --> 00:26:20.100
  • [LAURIE GIGGLES]
  • 00:26:20.100 --> 00:26:21.110
  • - MIKE: AND I SAID, "WELL,
  • 00:26:21.110 --> 00:26:22.010
  • THIS IS TRULY A MATCH MADE IN
  • 00:26:22.010 --> 00:26:23.230
  • HEAVEN BECAUSE 'SOMEBODY'S
  • 00:26:23.230 --> 00:26:25.000
  • GOTTA DO IT' FUNDAMENTALLY IS A
  • 00:26:25.000 --> 00:26:26.260
  • SHOW ABOUT PEOPLE ON A
  • 00:26:26.260 --> 00:26:29.130
  • MISSION...
  • 00:26:29.130 --> 00:26:30.270
  • [VIDEO AUDIBLE IN BACKGROUND]
  • 00:26:30.270 --> 00:26:31.180
  • ...PEOPLE WITH A CALLING, UH,
  • 00:26:31.180 --> 00:26:32.090
  • PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP AGITATED
  • 00:26:32.090 --> 00:26:33.160
  • BECAUSE THEY'RE CONVINCED THE
  • 00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:35.270
  • WORLD CAN BE A BETTER PLACE AND
  • 00:26:35.270 --> 00:26:37.050
  • GOIN' BACK TO THIS CAMERA NOW.
  • 00:26:38.280 --> 00:26:39.190
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:26:39.190 --> 00:26:40.140
  • SO, THE MORE I TALKED ABOUT IT,
  • 00:26:40.140 --> 00:26:41.060
  • THE MORE EXCITED THESE TWO
  • 00:26:41.060 --> 00:26:41.270
  • BECAME.
  • 00:26:41.270 --> 00:26:43.130
  • AND SO, ON DECEMBER 2ND OF THIS
  • 00:26:43.130 --> 00:26:44.280
  • YEAR, THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF
  • 00:26:44.280 --> 00:26:46.020
  • "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT,"
  • 00:26:46.020 --> 00:26:48.060
  • ORIGINALLY FILMED OVER THREE
  • 00:26:48.060 --> 00:26:49.160
  • YEARS AGO, HAS BEEN CUT DOWN
  • 00:26:49.160 --> 00:26:51.080
  • INTO A HALF-HOUR, JAM-PACKED
  • 00:26:51.080 --> 00:26:52.230
  • VERSION AND IT'S GONNA BE SEEN
  • 00:26:52.230 --> 00:26:54.020
  • RIGHT HERE, ON TBN.
  • 00:26:54.020 --> 00:26:56.180
  • I'M PINCHING MYSELF 'CAUSE I
  • 00:26:56.180 --> 00:26:57.280
  • STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
  • 00:26:57.280 --> 00:26:59.020
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:26:59.020 --> 00:26:59.140
  • YOU'LL PINCH YOURSELF, AS WELL.
  • 00:26:59.140 --> 00:27:00.080
  • GOIN' BACK TO THE MIDDLE FOR A
  • 00:27:00.080 --> 00:27:00.290
  • SECOND.
  • 00:27:00.290 --> 00:27:02.120
  • BECAUSE "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO
  • 00:27:02.120 --> 00:27:03.020
  • IT" -- BY GOLLY, IT'S THE
  • 00:27:03.020 --> 00:27:03.270
  • FEEL-GOOD HIT OF THE SUMMER.
  • 00:27:03.270 --> 00:27:05.210
  • YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE.
  • 00:27:05.210 --> 00:27:06.080
  • WHAT'D YOU THINK?
  • 00:27:06.080 --> 00:27:06.280
  • - LAURIE: (LAUGHING) I'M GONNA
  • 00:27:06.280 --> 00:27:07.200
  • PINCH YOU.
  • 00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:08.010
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:27:08.010 --> 00:27:08.170
  • - MATT: YEEES!
  • 00:27:08.170 --> 00:27:10.120
  • - LAURIE: ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
  • 00:27:10.120 --> 00:27:12.060
  • - MATT: MIKE ROWE, UH, THE
  • 00:27:12.060 --> 00:27:14.140
  • IDEA THAT YOU'RE COMING AND
  • 00:27:14.140 --> 00:27:17.130
  • BRINGING WHAT YOU ARE -- AGAIN,
  • 00:27:17.130 --> 00:27:19.290
  • THE BIG SQUEEZE OF THE
  • 00:27:19.290 --> 00:27:21.190
  • - MIKE: SUPER WEIRD, MAN.
  • 00:27:24.000 --> 00:27:24.190
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:27:24.190 --> 00:27:25.020
  • - LAURIE: YOUR MOM MUST BE SO
  • 00:27:25.020 --> 00:27:25.230
  • PROUD NOW.
  • 00:27:25.230 --> 00:27:26.040
  • - MATT: AND ALL OF THAT.
  • 00:27:26.040 --> 00:27:28.050
  • - LAURIE: SEE...YOU'VE MADE
  • 00:27:28.050 --> 00:27:28.250
  • IT.
  • 00:27:28.250 --> 00:27:29.250
  • - MATT: SO, YOU KNOW, THIS
  • 00:27:29.250 --> 00:27:30.150
  • IS--
  • 00:27:30.150 --> 00:27:31.090
  • --THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ONE OF THE
  • 00:27:31.090 --> 00:27:32.010
  • GREATEST DAYS FOR ME.
  • 00:27:32.010 --> 00:27:32.180
  • - LAURIE: FINALLY.
  • 00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:35.200
  • - MATT: NOT ONLY-- NOT ONLY DO
  • 00:27:35.200 --> 00:27:36.120
  • I THINK THAT YOU'RE JUST
  • 00:27:36.120 --> 00:27:37.000
  • AMAZING--
  • 00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:38.110
  • BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW, YOU SAW
  • 00:27:38.110 --> 00:27:39.020
  • ALL THE PREPARATION
  • 00:27:39.020 --> 00:27:40.200
  • PREPRODUCTION WE DID FOR THIS,
  • 00:27:40.200 --> 00:27:41.220
  • RIGHT?
  • 00:27:41.220 --> 00:27:42.130
  • - MIKE: OH, I DID.
  • 00:27:42.130 --> 00:27:43.260
  • IT WAS SUPER IMPRESSIVE, YEAH.
  • 00:27:43.260 --> 00:27:44.170
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:27:44.170 --> 00:27:45.180
  • SUPER IMPRESSIVE.
  • 00:27:45.180 --> 00:27:46.090
  • - MIKE: HERE'S SOME COFFEE,
  • 00:27:46.090 --> 00:27:46.290
  • SLAP ON SOME MAKE-UP...
  • 00:27:46.290 --> 00:27:47.170
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:27:47.170 --> 00:27:48.000
  • YEAH.
  • 00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:48.090
  • - MIKE: SIT DOWN.
  • 00:27:48.090 --> 00:27:48.240
  • YOU KNOW, THE CAPITOL.
  • 00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:49.170
  • - MATT: SIT DOWN.
  • 00:27:49.170 --> 00:27:50.070
  • LET'S DO THIS.
  • 00:27:50.070 --> 00:27:50.230
  • - MIKE: LET'S DO IT.
  • 00:27:50.230 --> 00:27:51.230
  • - LAURIE: HAVE SOME COFFEE.
  • 00:27:51.230 --> 00:27:53.000
  • - MATT: BUT, SOMEBODY ON MY
  • 00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:53.200
  • STAFF ACTUALLY DID WRITE DOWN A
  • 00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:54.120
  • FEW THINGS.
  • 00:27:54.120 --> 00:27:54.240
  • CAN I-- CAN I REFER TO THE CARD
  • 00:27:54.240 --> 00:27:55.160
  • JUST FOR A MOMENT?
  • 00:27:55.160 --> 00:27:56.180
  • - MIKE: WELL, IF IT'D MAKE
  • 00:27:56.180 --> 00:27:57.180
  • YOUR STAFF MEMBER FEEL BETTER,
  • 00:27:57.180 --> 00:27:58.090
  • BY ALL MEANS.
  • 00:27:58.090 --> 00:27:58.220
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:27:58.220 --> 00:27:59.140
  • - MATT: I THINK IT WOULD.
  • 00:27:59.140 --> 00:28:00.050
  • - MIKE: SURE.
  • 00:28:00.050 --> 00:28:00.180
  • - MATT: FIRST OF ALL, I'M
  • 00:28:00.180 --> 00:28:01.070
  • GONNA REINFORCE THAT AMAZING
  • 00:28:01.070 --> 00:28:02.120
  • DECEMBER 2, 9 PM EASTERN, UH,
  • 00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:06.150
  • "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT" AIRS
  • 00:28:06.150 --> 00:28:08.130
  • RIGHT HERE ON TRINITY
  • 00:28:08.130 --> 00:28:10.100
  • BROADCASTING.
  • 00:28:10.100 --> 00:28:11.190
  • - LAURIE: THAT'S SUNDAY.
  • 00:28:11.190 --> 00:28:12.140
  • DING, DING, DING!
  • 00:28:12.140 --> 00:28:12.290
  • - MATT: RIGHT AFTER MIKE
  • 00:28:12.290 --> 00:28:13.180
  • HUCKABEE'S SHOW.
  • 00:28:13.180 --> 00:28:14.020
  • - MIKE: YEAH.
  • 00:28:14.020 --> 00:28:14.180
  • THAT'S RIGHT.
  • 00:28:14.180 --> 00:28:15.010
  • - MATT: THERE IT IS.
  • 00:28:15.010 --> 00:28:15.180
  • - MIKE: I KNOW MIKE.
  • 00:28:16.160 --> 00:28:17.030
  • I'VE DONE HIS SHOW BEFORE,
  • 00:28:17.030 --> 00:28:17.220
  • YEAH.
  • 00:28:17.220 --> 00:28:18.010
  • - MATT: GOOD. ALL RIGHT.
  • 00:28:18.010 --> 00:28:18.200
  • - MIKE: NICE FELLOW.
  • 00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:19.070
  • - MATT: YEAH, HE IS.
  • 00:28:19.070 --> 00:28:19.240
  • YOUR TRANSITION TO
  • 00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:20.240
  • TELEVISION OCCURRED IN 1990,
  • 00:28:22.040 --> 00:28:25.040
  • WHEN, TO SETTLE A BET...
  • 00:28:25.040 --> 00:28:26.130
  • [MIKE CHUCKLES]
  • 00:28:26.130 --> 00:28:27.130
  • - LAURIE: YOU DIDN'T TELL US
  • 00:28:27.130 --> 00:28:28.090
  • ABOUT THAT PART.
  • 00:28:28.090 --> 00:28:28.230
  • - MATT: ...YOU AUDITIONED AT
  • 00:28:28.230 --> 00:28:31.020
  • [CRUNCH OF PAPER]
  • 00:28:32.290 --> 00:28:33.150
  • - MIKE: IF I WERE A CAT, I'D
  • 00:28:33.150 --> 00:28:34.060
  • BE LOVING THIS, BECAUSE CATS
  • 00:28:34.060 --> 00:28:35.020
  • LOVE THAT SOUND.
  • 00:28:35.020 --> 00:28:36.080
  • [PAPER CRINKLING]
  • 00:28:36.080 --> 00:28:37.010
  • THE CRINKLING SOUND MAKES
  • 00:28:37.010 --> 00:28:38.190
  • CATS...JUST CRAZY.
  • 00:28:38.190 --> 00:28:41.170
  • THEY JUST LOVE IT.
  • 00:28:41.170 --> 00:28:42.220
  • IF YOU'RE A CAT, YOU'RE
  • 00:28:42.220 --> 00:28:43.230
  • ENTERTAINED BY THINGS
  • 00:28:43.230 --> 00:28:44.260
  • THAT...NORMALLY WOULDN'T APPEAL
  • 00:28:44.260 --> 00:28:45.180
  • TO HUMANS.
  • 00:28:45.180 --> 00:28:48.050
  • AND THERE'RE NOT MANY HUMANS
  • 00:28:48.050 --> 00:28:48.250
  • THAT WOULD CRAWL INTO A BIG,
  • 00:28:48.250 --> 00:28:49.170
  • CRINKLY BAG JUST FOR THE FUN
  • 00:28:49.170 --> 00:28:50.150
  • FOR IT.
  • 00:28:50.150 --> 00:28:52.130
  • BUT IF YOU'RE A CAT, THAT'S
  • 00:28:52.130 --> 00:28:53.070
  • EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING YOU
  • 00:28:53.070 --> 00:28:54.070
  • DO.
  • 00:28:54.070 --> 00:28:54.260
  • 'CAUSE THERE'S NOT MUCH ELSE, I
  • 00:28:54.260 --> 00:28:55.220
  • GUESS, YOU CAN REALLY DO WITH
  • 00:28:55.220 --> 00:28:56.140
  • YOUR TIME.
  • 00:28:56.140 --> 00:28:57.060
  • AND, YOU KNOW, IF YOU ARE
  • 00:28:57.060 --> 00:28:58.120
  • PARTIAL TO THAT CRINKLY
  • 00:28:58.120 --> 00:28:59.000
  • SOUND...
  • 00:28:59.000 --> 00:28:59.200
  • [CRINKLE OF PAPER]
  • 00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:01.260
  • THERE'S A-- LOOK AT HIM!
  • 00:29:01.260 --> 00:29:03.010
  • THAT'S A CAT THAT'S HAVING FUN.
  • 00:29:03.010 --> 00:29:03.260
  • LOOK AT THAT CAT.
  • 00:29:04.050 --> 00:29:07.050
  • THAT CAT JUST DOESN'T KNOW WHAT
  • 00:29:07.050 --> 00:29:08.080
  • TO DO WITH HIMSELF.
  • 00:29:08.080 --> 00:29:09.210
  • EVERY TIME HE MOVES, HE HEARS
  • 00:29:09.210 --> 00:29:10.220
  • CRINKLING.
  • 00:29:10.220 --> 00:29:12.080
  • AND THEY JUST...THEY JUST LOVE
  • 00:29:12.080 --> 00:29:13.290
  • THAT CRINKLING.
  • 00:29:13.290 --> 00:29:16.080
  • WE DON'T REALLY HAVE AUDIO FOR
  • 00:29:16.080 --> 00:29:17.150
  • THIS, DO WE?
  • 00:29:17.150 --> 00:29:19.030
  • THAT'S TOO BAD.
  • 00:29:19.030 --> 00:29:20.180
  • BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE HEARING
  • 00:29:20.180 --> 00:29:21.080
  • THIS CAT MAKING SOUNDS OF
  • 00:29:21.080 --> 00:29:21.270
  • THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF OF ME IN
  • 00:29:24.090 --> 00:29:26.120
  • 1989, 1990 AT 3 IN THE MORNING
  • 00:29:26.120 --> 00:29:27.150
  • SITTING ON QVC.
  • 00:29:29.250 --> 00:29:32.250
  • A SINGULAR OPPORTUNITY TO NOT
  • 00:29:32.250 --> 00:29:33.160
  • ONLY ENJOY THE EFFECTS OF
  • 00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:34.280
  • BUBBLING LAVA, BUT, FUSE ALL
  • 00:29:34.280 --> 00:29:35.180
  • YOUR FINGERS TOGETHER AND
  • 00:29:35.180 --> 00:29:37.040
  • CREATE A LITTLE WEBBED
  • 00:29:37.040 --> 00:29:38.200
  • APPENDAGE FOR YOU.
  • 00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:39.070
  • NOW, IT DOES GET WARM.
  • 00:29:39.070 --> 00:29:40.160
  • NOT SCALDING HOT.
  • 00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:41.040
  • JUST A TAD WARM.
  • 00:29:41.040 --> 00:29:43.240
  • THE ORIGINAL LAVA LAMP--
  • 00:29:43.240 --> 00:29:45.020
  • WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
  • 00:29:45.020 --> 00:29:45.290
  • IT'S A LAVA LAMP.
  • 00:29:45.290 --> 00:29:47.050
  • YOU PUT LAVA IN A LAMP.
  • 00:29:47.050 --> 00:29:48.070
  • WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MOLTEN, UH,
  • 00:29:48.070 --> 00:29:48.290
  • MAGMA.
  • 00:29:49.000 --> 00:29:52.000
  • TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF THE
  • 00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:52.200
  • HEALTH TEAM INFRARED PAIN
  • 00:29:52.200 --> 00:29:55.040
  • RELIEVER.
  • 00:29:55.040 --> 00:29:57.150
  • OR THE AMCORE NEGATIVE ION
  • 00:29:57.150 --> 00:29:58.040
  • GENERATOR.
  • 00:29:58.040 --> 00:29:59.190
  • OR WHATEVER THEY'D BRING ME,
  • 00:29:59.190 --> 00:30:00.090
  • RIGHT?
  • 00:30:00.090 --> 00:30:00.240
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:01.280
  • BECAUSE IN THOSE DAYS, THERE
  • 00:30:01.280 --> 00:30:02.260
  • WAS NO, UM...THERE WAS NO
  • 00:30:02.260 --> 00:30:04.210
  • TRAINING PROGRAM, RIGHT?
  • 00:30:04.210 --> 00:30:07.090
  • NO ONE KNEW WHAT THAT CHANNEL
  • 00:30:07.090 --> 00:30:08.000
  • WAS.
  • 00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:09.130
  • - LAURIE: RIGHT.
  • 00:30:09.130 --> 00:30:09.290
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:30:09.290 --> 00:30:10.140
  • - MIKE: AND NOBODY KNEW WHO
  • 00:30:10.140 --> 00:30:11.040
  • WAS GONNA WORK AND WHO WASN'T.
  • 00:30:11.040 --> 00:30:11.250
  • SO, THE AUDITION THEY CAME UP
  • 00:30:11.250 --> 00:30:12.160
  • WITH WAS THE PENCIL AUDITION.
  • 00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:14.050
  • I WALKED INTO A CONFERENCE ROOM
  • 00:30:14.080 --> 00:30:17.080
  • AND I SAT DOWN.
  • 00:30:17.080 --> 00:30:20.000
  • IT WAS ONE GUY.
  • 00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:20.160
  • THERE'S A CAMERA.
  • 00:30:20.160 --> 00:30:21.180
  • AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND HE
  • 00:30:21.180 --> 00:30:22.070
  • SAID: "I'M GONNA HAND YOU A
  • 00:30:22.070 --> 00:30:23.160
  • PENCIL IN A MINUTE,
  • 00:30:23.160 --> 00:30:24.260
  • AND WHEN I DO, I WANT YOU
  • 00:30:24.260 --> 00:30:25.210
  • TO PICK IT UP AND I WANT
  • 00:30:25.210 --> 00:30:26.260
  • YOU TO LOOK INTO THE LENS
  • 00:30:26.260 --> 00:30:27.260
  • OF THIS CAMERA AND I WANT YOU
  • 00:30:27.260 --> 00:30:28.290
  • TO TALK ABOUT IT.
  • 00:30:28.290 --> 00:30:30.100
  • I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME WANT THE
  • 00:30:30.100 --> 00:30:31.070
  • PENCIL.
  • 00:30:31.070 --> 00:30:33.040
  • I DON'T WANT YOU TO STOP
  • 00:30:33.040 --> 00:30:34.020
  • TALKING ABOUT THE PENCIL UNTIL
  • 00:30:34.020 --> 00:30:35.050
  • I ASK YOU TO SHUT UP.
  • 00:30:35.050 --> 00:30:36.280
  • GO."
  • 00:30:36.280 --> 00:30:39.140
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:30:39.140 --> 00:30:40.250
  • - MATT: OH, MY GOD...
  • 00:30:40.250 --> 00:30:42.040
  • - MIKE: THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT
  • 00:30:42.040 --> 00:30:42.250
  • HE DID.
  • 00:30:42.250 --> 00:30:43.050
  • NOW, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA
  • 00:30:43.050 --> 00:30:43.270
  • BE EIGHT MINUTES, YOU KNOW.
  • 00:30:43.270 --> 00:30:44.170
  • AND WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT A
  • 00:30:44.170 --> 00:30:45.060
  • PENCIL FOR FOUR MINUTES, YOU
  • 00:30:45.060 --> 00:30:47.000
  • START TO THINK: MAYBE THIS WILL
  • 00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:47.220
  • NEVER END.
  • 00:30:47.220 --> 00:30:49.040
  • YOU KNOW?
  • 00:30:49.040 --> 00:30:49.160
  • - LAURIE: YOU JUST WANNA STAB
  • 00:30:49.160 --> 00:30:50.070
  • YOURSELF WITH THE PENCIL.
  • 00:30:50.070 --> 00:30:50.260
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:30:50.260 --> 00:30:51.070
  • - MIKE: I-- THAT'S--
  • 00:30:51.070 --> 00:30:51.240
  • - LAURIE: THAT'S WHAT I WOULD
  • 00:30:51.240 --> 00:30:52.150
  • HAVE DONE.
  • 00:30:52.150 --> 00:30:52.260
  • - MIKE: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
  • 00:30:52.260 --> 00:30:53.160
  • [MAKES COMICAL NOISE]
  • 00:30:53.160 --> 00:30:54.040
  • - MIKE: I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
  • 00:30:54.040 --> 00:30:54.240
  • THERE YOU GO.
  • 00:30:54.240 --> 00:30:55.070
  • I'M OUT.
  • 00:30:55.070 --> 00:30:55.170
  • [DISSOLVES TO LAUGHTER]
  • 00:30:55.170 --> 00:30:56.050
  • - MIKE: BUT, I TALKED ABOUT
  • 00:30:56.050 --> 00:30:56.250
  • THE PENCIL FOR EIGHT MINUTES.
  • 00:30:56.250 --> 00:30:57.160
  • AND, AFTERWARDS, HE HIRED ME.
  • 00:30:57.160 --> 00:30:58.100
  • - MATT: OKAY.
  • 00:30:58.100 --> 00:30:58.230
  • OVER THE NEXT DECADE, MIKE
  • 00:30:58.230 --> 00:30:59.160
  • WOULD BECOME--
  • 00:30:59.160 --> 00:31:01.200
  • OH! BEFORE I GET TO THIS NEXT
  • 00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:03.050
  • THING -- BY THE WAY, THAT WAS
  • 00:31:03.050 --> 00:31:04.190
  • THE PERIOD OF TIME IN YOUR LIFE
  • 00:31:04.190 --> 00:31:06.270
  • -- AT QVC -- WHEN YOU WERE
  • 00:31:06.270 --> 00:31:08.070
  • TRYING TO BE AN EXPERT AND
  • 00:31:08.070 --> 00:31:09.210
  • TRYING TO PUT ON BEING AN
  • 00:31:09.210 --> 00:31:10.110
  • EXPERT.
  • 00:31:10.110 --> 00:31:12.110
  • - MIKE: IT'S ACTUALLY...JUST
  • 00:31:12.110 --> 00:31:13.160
  • BEFORE IT.
  • 00:31:13.160 --> 00:31:14.190
  • I'LL TELL YOU THE BIG LESSON
  • 00:31:14.190 --> 00:31:15.250
  • FROM QVC, IF I CAN DIGRESS--
  • 00:31:15.250 --> 00:31:16.230
  • - MATT: PLEASE.
  • 00:31:16.230 --> 00:31:17.190
  • - MIKE: --BRIEFLY.
  • 00:31:17.190 --> 00:31:18.060
  • - LAURIE: I DIGRESS.
  • 00:31:18.060 --> 00:31:18.230
  • - MIKE: PLEASE DIGRESS.
  • 00:31:18.230 --> 00:31:19.110
  • - MIKE: OKAY, SO, HERE'S WHAT
  • 00:31:19.110 --> 00:31:20.050
  • HAPPENED AT QVC THAT REALLY DID
  • 00:31:20.050 --> 00:31:21.240
  • CHANGE MY LIFE.
  • 00:31:21.240 --> 00:31:23.190
  • IT WAS THE MOST VALUABLE LESSON
  • 00:31:23.190 --> 00:31:25.030
  • BUT ONE I FORGOT FOR THE 15
  • 00:31:25.030 --> 00:31:26.200
  • YEARS AFTERWARDS BUT DIDN'T
  • 00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:27.260
  • RELEARN IT TILL "DIRTY JOBS."
  • 00:31:27.260 --> 00:31:29.090
  • AND THE LESSON WAS THIS: WHEN
  • 00:31:29.090 --> 00:31:30.120
  • YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
  • 00:31:30.120 --> 00:31:32.180
  • TALKING ABOUT...
  • 00:31:32.180 --> 00:31:33.160
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:31:33.160 --> 00:31:34.180
  • ...THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO
  • 00:31:34.180 --> 00:31:36.140
  • TELL PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
  • 00:31:36.140 --> 00:31:37.290
  • YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
  • 00:31:37.290 --> 00:31:39.120
  • - MATT: WOW...
  • 00:31:39.120 --> 00:31:41.290
  • - MIKE: THEY BROUGHT-- THE
  • 00:31:41.290 --> 00:31:42.190
  • FIRST ITEM WAS THE HEALTH TEAM
  • 00:31:42.190 --> 00:31:44.170
  • INFRARED PAIN RELIEVER.
  • 00:31:44.170 --> 00:31:47.020
  • IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE
  • 00:31:47.020 --> 00:31:48.160
  • FLASHLIGHT WITH A RED BULB.
  • 00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:50.120
  • AND YOU RUB IT ON YOUR
  • 00:31:50.120 --> 00:31:51.090
  • ARTHRITIS.
  • 00:31:53.050 --> 00:31:56.050
  • AND THE, UH, INFRARED
  • 00:31:56.050 --> 00:31:57.040
  • LIGHT IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE
  • 00:31:57.040 --> 00:31:57.230
  • YOU FEEL BETTER, RIGHT?
  • 00:31:57.230 --> 00:31:58.110
  • NOW, I CAN'T FIGURE OUT IF
  • 00:31:58.110 --> 00:31:59.070
  • IT...
  • 00:31:59.070 --> 00:31:59.180
  • - MATT: WORKS OR NOT.
  • 00:31:59.180 --> 00:32:00.070
  • YOU DON'T KNOW.
  • 00:32:00.070 --> 00:32:00.210
  • - MIKE: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING
  • 00:32:00.210 --> 00:32:01.120
  • ME, RIGHT?
  • 00:32:01.120 --> 00:32:01.230
  • I GOT A LITTLE CARD THAT HAS
  • 00:32:01.230 --> 00:32:02.130
  • GOT THE ITEM NUMBER AND THE
  • 00:32:02.130 --> 00:32:03.030
  • BUT THE ITEM NUMBER WAS VERY,
  • 00:32:05.020 --> 00:32:05.290
  • VERY LOW, WHICH MEANT IT HAD
  • 00:32:05.290 --> 00:32:07.280
  • BEEN IN THE INVENTORY FOR A
  • 00:32:07.280 --> 00:32:08.180
  • WHILE.
  • 00:32:08.180 --> 00:32:09.200
  • SO, I FIGURED PEOPLE MUST HAVE
  • 00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:10.110
  • - MIKE: IF THEY'RE ASKING ME
  • 00:32:12.060 --> 00:32:12.270
  • TO SELL IT, SOMEBODY MUST HAVE
  • 00:32:12.270 --> 00:32:13.180
  • BOUGHT THE THING.
  • 00:32:13.180 --> 00:32:14.030
  • SO, I LOOKED INTO THE CAMERA --
  • 00:32:14.030 --> 00:32:14.250
  • I'M GONNA LOOK INTO THIS ONE...
  • 00:32:14.250 --> 00:32:15.170
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:32:15.170 --> 00:32:16.050
  • ...AND I SAID: "HEY, AMERICA,
  • 00:32:16.050 --> 00:32:17.170
  • MIKE ROWE, HERE.
  • 00:32:17.170 --> 00:32:19.230
  • UH...FIRST DAY ON THE JOB, HERE
  • 00:32:19.230 --> 00:32:21.030
  • AT QVC, AND I GOT THIS, UH,
  • 00:32:21.030 --> 00:32:22.210
  • THING.
  • 00:32:22.210 --> 00:32:24.010
  • IT'S THIS HEALTH TEAM INFRARED
  • 00:32:24.010 --> 00:32:24.270
  • PAIN RELIEVER.
  • 00:32:24.270 --> 00:32:26.130
  • AND HERE'S THE THING.
  • 00:32:26.130 --> 00:32:27.200
  • I, UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
  • 00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:28.200
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:32:28.200 --> 00:32:30.030
  • SO...THERE'S AN 800 NUMBER ON
  • 00:32:30.030 --> 00:32:31.040
  • THE SCREEN.
  • 00:32:31.040 --> 00:32:32.060
  • IF YOU GO AHEAD AND DIAL THAT,
  • 00:32:32.060 --> 00:32:33.010
  • ASK FOR THE PRODUCER.
  • 00:32:33.010 --> 00:32:34.040
  • HIS NAME'S MARTY.
  • 00:32:34.040 --> 00:32:35.060
  • HE'LL PUT YOU THROUGH AND MAYBE
  • 00:32:35.060 --> 00:32:36.080
  • YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT IT.
  • 00:32:36.080 --> 00:32:37.050
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:32:37.050 --> 00:32:38.270
  • - MATT: EXCELLENT.
  • 00:32:38.270 --> 00:32:39.160
  • - MIKE: PEOPLE--
  • 00:32:39.160 --> 00:32:40.010
  • - MATT: WOW...
  • 00:32:40.010 --> 00:32:41.070
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:32:41.070 --> 00:32:41.220
  • - MIKE: PEOPLE STARTED CALLING
  • 00:32:41.220 --> 00:32:42.150
  • TO TELL ME--
  • 00:32:42.150 --> 00:32:44.100
  • - LAURIE: TALK TO MARTY.
  • 00:32:44.100 --> 00:32:44.290
  • - MATT: WHAT IT WAS!
  • 00:32:44.290 --> 00:32:45.160
  • - MIKE: --ABOUT WHATEVER IT
  • 00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:46.060
  • WAS AND MARTY PUT 'EM THROUGH.
  • 00:32:46.060 --> 00:32:47.020
  • - LAURIE: AH--
  • 00:32:47.020 --> 00:32:48.130
  • - MIKE: SO, FOR THE FIRST
  • 00:32:48.130 --> 00:32:49.020
  • COUPLE OF WEEKS, I--
  • 00:32:49.020 --> 00:32:49.270
  • - MATT: WOW!
  • 00:32:49.270 --> 00:32:50.110
  • - MIKE: --I SAT THERE LIKE A
  • 00:32:50.110 --> 00:32:51.190
  • CHRISTMAS HAM, HOLDING WHATEVER
  • 00:32:51.190 --> 00:32:53.080
  • THEY BROUGHT TO ME, WAITING FOR
  • 00:32:53.080 --> 00:32:55.150
  • SOMEBODY TO CALL ME--
  • 00:32:55.150 --> 00:32:58.010
  • - MATT: TELL YOU WHAT WAS.
  • 00:32:58.010 --> 00:32:59.070
  • - MIKE: --AND SELL IT FOR ME.
  • 00:32:59.070 --> 00:32:59.280
  • - MATT: MIKE, THAT IS GENIUS.
  • 00:32:59.280 --> 00:33:00.260
  • - MIKE: MNNNN...
  • 00:33:00.260 --> 00:33:01.270
  • - LAURIE: ISN'T THAT
  • 00:33:01.270 --> 00:33:03.040
  • SOMETHING...
  • 00:33:03.040 --> 00:33:03.170
  • - MATT: SERIOUSLY.
  • 00:33:03.170 --> 00:33:04.030
  • - LAURIE: WOW.
  • 00:33:04.030 --> 00:33:04.180
  • - MIKE: I'M NOT SAYING IT'S
  • 00:33:04.180 --> 00:33:05.170
  • GENIUS, BUT IT WAS PRETTY
  • 00:33:05.170 --> 00:33:06.060
  • SMOOTH.
  • 00:33:06.060 --> 00:33:06.160
  • - MATT: I LIKE YOU MORE THAN I
  • 00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:07.080
  • DID WHILE I WAS WATCHING YOU
  • 00:33:07.080 --> 00:33:07.280
  • EAT BACON.
  • 00:33:07.280 --> 00:33:08.090
  • - MIKE: WOW!
  • 00:33:08.090 --> 00:33:08.220
  • - MATT: I'M JUST SAYIN'.
  • 00:33:08.220 --> 00:33:09.110
  • - MIKE: AND YOU DID LIKE ME A
  • 00:33:09.110 --> 00:33:10.020
  • LOT--
  • 00:33:10.020 --> 00:33:10.110
  • - MATT: THAT'S A LOT.
  • 00:33:10.110 --> 00:33:10.280
  • - MIKE: --DURING THE BACON
  • 00:33:10.280 --> 00:33:11.180
  • THING.
  • 00:33:11.180 --> 00:33:11.270
  • [LAURIE GIGGLES]
  • 00:33:11.270 --> 00:33:12.110
  • - MATT: OKAY.
  • 00:33:12.110 --> 00:33:12.240
  • - MIKE: I MEAN, LET'S NOT...
  • 00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:13.150
  • SPLIT HAIRS.
  • 00:33:13.150 --> 00:33:13.270
  • - MATT: OVER THE NEXT DECADE--
  • 00:33:13.270 --> 00:33:14.190
  • - MIKE: HE'S CRAZY FOR ME,
  • 00:33:14.190 --> 00:33:15.090
  • LAURIE.
  • 00:33:15.090 --> 00:33:16.010
  • - MATT: --MIKE WOULD BECOME
  • 00:33:16.010 --> 00:33:16.210
  • KNOWN AS "THE DIRTIEST MAN ON
  • 00:33:16.210 --> 00:33:17.120
  • TV."
  • 00:33:17.120 --> 00:33:18.040
  • [MIKE CHUCKLES]
  • 00:33:18.040 --> 00:33:19.030
  • HE TRAVELED TO ALL 50 STATES
  • 00:33:19.030 --> 00:33:20.050
  • AND COMPLETED 300 DIFFERENT
  • 00:33:20.050 --> 00:33:21.250
  • JOBS.
  • 00:33:21.250 --> 00:33:24.160
  • OKAY.
  • 00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:25.120
  • AND, WE'VE TALKED A LITTLE BIT
  • 00:33:25.120 --> 00:33:26.170
  • ABOUT THAT.
  • 00:33:26.170 --> 00:33:27.000
  • THINK OF, LIKE-- LIKE THE YAK--
  • 00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:29.190
  • [MIKE LAUGHS]
  • 00:33:29.190 --> 00:33:30.200
  • --RANCHER.
  • 00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:32.170
  • YOU KNOW, THAT WAS AN-- THAT
  • 00:33:32.170 --> 00:33:33.210
  • WAS AN--
  • 00:33:33.210 --> 00:33:34.190
  • - MIKE: WELL, SURE.
  • 00:33:34.190 --> 00:33:35.050
  • LOOK--
  • 00:33:35.050 --> 00:33:35.140
  • - MATT: --PARTICULARLY
  • 00:33:35.140 --> 00:33:36.020
  • ADORABLE EPISODE.
  • 00:33:36.020 --> 00:33:37.070
  • - MIKE: I'M NOT GONNA TELL
  • 00:33:37.070 --> 00:33:38.030
  • THAT STORY.
  • 00:33:38.030 --> 00:33:39.090
  • - MATT: NO, I KNOW.
  • 00:33:39.090 --> 00:33:39.250
  • I KNOW, I KNOW.
  • 00:33:39.250 --> 00:33:40.090
  • - MIKE: THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN
  • 00:33:40.090 --> 00:33:41.010
  • MAKE ME TELL THAT STORY.
  • 00:33:41.010 --> 00:33:41.190
  • - MATT: YEAH, NO, I KNOW.
  • 00:33:41.190 --> 00:33:42.090
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:33:42.090 --> 00:33:42.230
  • - MIKE: BUT, LOOK, THEY
  • 00:33:42.230 --> 00:33:43.120
  • WOULD--
  • 00:33:43.120 --> 00:33:43.260
  • - LAURIE: I'M NOT GONNA LET
  • 00:33:43.260 --> 00:33:44.190
  • YOU TELL THAT STORY.
  • 00:33:44.190 --> 00:33:45.050
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:33:45.050 --> 00:33:45.160
  • - MIKE: I'M NOT GONNA TELL--
  • 00:33:45.160 --> 00:33:46.120
  • - MATT: NO, IT WAS FUNNY,
  • 00:33:46.120 --> 00:33:47.010
  • THOUGH.
  • 00:33:47.010 --> 00:33:48.060
  • - MIKE: THE CHARM OF THE SHOW
  • 00:33:48.060 --> 00:33:48.270
  • REALLY WAS THE FACT THAT WE
  • 00:33:48.270 --> 00:33:49.170
  • NEVER KNEW WAS COMING NEXT.
  • 00:33:49.170 --> 00:33:50.290
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:33:50.290 --> 00:33:51.200
  • - MIKE: AND, NEITHER DID THE
  • 00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:53.060
  • - MAN FAR RIGHT: IT'S A SHORT
  • 00:33:54.200 --> 00:33:55.110
  • KICK AND IT'S QUICK.
  • 00:33:55.110 --> 00:33:55.270
  • - MIKE: THAT'S LIKE A
  • 00:33:55.270 --> 00:33:56.140
  • LIGHTSABER, DUDE.
  • 00:33:56.140 --> 00:33:56.290
  • THAT DOESN'T-- I CAN'T EVEN SEE
  • 00:33:56.290 --> 00:33:57.210
  • IT.
  • 00:33:57.210 --> 00:33:57.290
  • I JUST SEE A BLUR OF YARN.
  • 00:33:57.290 --> 00:34:00.150
  • AND IT'S THE SAME CHARM OF A--
  • 00:34:00.150 --> 00:34:01.060
  • OF A QUILT, REALLY.
  • 00:34:01.060 --> 00:34:02.050
  • YOU KNOW?
  • 00:34:02.050 --> 00:34:03.090
  • IT'S A PATCHWORK OF THINGS.
  • 00:34:03.090 --> 00:34:05.170
  • IF YOU JUST ISOLATE ONE PATH,
  • 00:34:05.170 --> 00:34:06.080
  • YOU WOULD CONCLUDE,
  • 00:34:06.080 --> 00:34:08.040
  • FALSELY, THAT "DIRTY JOBS"
  • 00:34:08.040 --> 00:34:10.270
  • WAS ABOUT THAT THING.
  • 00:34:10.270 --> 00:34:11.150
  • BUT, ONCE WE GOT A COUPLE OF
  • 00:34:11.150 --> 00:34:13.190
  • SEASONS BEHIND US, AND ONCE THE
  • 00:34:13.190 --> 00:34:15.160
  • VIEWER KNEW THAT ONE DAY WE
  • 00:34:15.160 --> 00:34:17.020
  • MIGHT BE COLLECTING GOLF BALLS
  • 00:34:17.020 --> 00:34:19.110
  • FROM A WATER HAZARD--
  • 00:34:19.110 --> 00:34:21.000
  • [MOBILE ALERT SOUND]
  • 00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:21.160
  • IS THAT ANNOYING?
  • 00:34:21.160 --> 00:34:22.010
  • - MATT: YEAH--
  • 00:34:22.010 --> 00:34:22.150
  • - MIKE: THAT'S MY PHONE.
  • 00:34:22.150 --> 00:34:23.040
  • - MATT: OKAY.
  • 00:34:23.040 --> 00:34:23.170
  • YEAH.
  • 00:34:23.170 --> 00:34:24.000
  • - MIKE: YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
  • 00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:24.210
  • - LAURIE: YOU KNOW, YOU THINK
  • 00:34:24.210 --> 00:34:25.120
  • YOU'D LEARN NOW, ALL THOSE
  • 00:34:25.120 --> 00:34:26.010
  • YEARS--
  • 00:34:26.010 --> 00:34:26.150
  • - MIKE: IT'S-- IT'S MY--
  • 00:34:26.150 --> 00:34:27.040
  • NO.
  • 00:34:27.040 --> 00:34:27.230
  • - MATT: IT'S THE DISCOVERY
  • 00:34:27.230 --> 00:34:28.130
  • CHANNEL WANTING YOU BACK.
  • 00:34:28.130 --> 00:34:29.020
  • - MIKE: LOOK, I'M AN IDIOT.
  • 00:34:29.020 --> 00:34:29.220
  • - LAURIE: --ON-- ON
  • 00:34:29.220 --> 00:34:30.110
  • TELEVISION.
  • 00:34:30.110 --> 00:34:30.260
  • - MIKE: IT'S MY DOG.
  • 00:34:30.260 --> 00:34:31.130
  • MY DOG WANDERS AWAY AND I GET
  • 00:34:31.130 --> 00:34:32.040
  • AN ALERT.
  • 00:34:32.040 --> 00:34:32.150
  • - LAURIE: OH!
  • 00:34:32.150 --> 00:34:32.280
  • YOU NEED TO CHECK ON HIM!
  • 00:34:32.280 --> 00:34:33.200
  • - MIKE: NO.
  • 00:34:33.200 --> 00:34:34.070
  • HE'LL BE FINE.
  • 00:34:34.070 --> 00:34:34.270
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:34:34.270 --> 00:34:35.150
  • I NEVER LIKED HIM.
  • 00:34:35.150 --> 00:34:36.130
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:34:36.130 --> 00:34:37.110
  • - LAURIE: HERE.
  • 00:34:37.110 --> 00:34:37.290
  • I'LL...CHECK.
  • 00:34:37.290 --> 00:34:38.130
  • - MIKE: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE
  • 00:34:38.130 --> 00:34:39.040
  • DOG.
  • 00:34:39.040 --> 00:34:39.290
  • - LAURIE: OKAY.
  • 00:34:39.290 --> 00:34:40.210
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:34:40.210 --> 00:34:41.170
  • - MIKE: UM--
  • 00:34:41.170 --> 00:34:42.160
  • THE POINT IS ONE DAY
  • 00:34:42.160 --> 00:34:43.140
  • YOU'RE DIVING IN
  • 00:34:43.140 --> 00:34:44.140
  • ALLIGATOR-INFESTERED--
  • 00:34:44.140 --> 00:34:45.120
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:34:45.120 --> 00:34:47.130
  • - MIKE: --INFESTED WATER
  • 00:34:47.130 --> 00:34:48.150
  • HAZARDS ON GOLF COURSES.
  • 00:34:48.150 --> 00:34:49.030
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:34:49.030 --> 00:34:49.250
  • I SAW THAT EPISODE, TOO.
  • 00:34:49.250 --> 00:34:50.130
  • - MIKE: --PULLING OUT THE GOLF
  • 00:34:50.130 --> 00:34:51.050
  • BA-- AND SELLING THE GOLF BALLS
  • 00:34:51.050 --> 00:34:51.270
  • ONLINE.
  • 00:34:51.270 --> 00:34:52.160
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:34:52.160 --> 00:34:52.290
  • - MIKE: AND THE NEXT DAY,
  • 00:34:52.290 --> 00:34:53.210
  • YOU'RE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN ON
  • 00:34:53.210 --> 00:34:54.170
  • THE MACKINAC BRIDGE WITH A
  • 00:34:54.170 --> 00:34:55.150
  • WELDING TORCH.
  • 00:34:55.150 --> 00:34:56.110
  • - MIKE: YEP. SAW THAT EPISODE.
  • 00:34:56.110 --> 00:34:57.060
  • - MIKE: AND THE NEXT DAY,
  • 00:34:57.060 --> 00:34:58.050
  • YOU'RE DOING UNNATURAL THINGS
  • 00:34:58.050 --> 00:34:59.160
  • TO A YAK FOR THE PURPOSES OF
  • 00:34:59.160 --> 00:35:00.260
  • ANIMAL HUSBANDRY.
  • 00:35:00.260 --> 00:35:01.220
  • - MATT: SAW THAT ONE.
  • 00:35:01.220 --> 00:35:02.120
  • - MIKE: NOT GONNA GET INTO IT.
  • 00:35:02.140 --> 00:35:05.140
  • ALL THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
  • 00:35:05.140 --> 00:35:07.000
  • AND SO, IT'S THE TOTALITY AND
  • 00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:07.210
  • THE EXPONENTIAL WEIRDNESS
  • 00:35:07.210 --> 00:35:10.080
  • THAT COMES FROM THAT KIND OF
  • 00:35:10.090 --> 00:35:13.090
  • SHOOTING THAT REALLY AND
  • 00:35:13.090 --> 00:35:15.030
  • TRULY IS FUN.
  • 00:35:15.030 --> 00:35:16.200
  • - LAURIE: AND IT'S CRAWLING
  • 00:35:16.200 --> 00:35:17.170
  • THROUGH THOSE HOLES...
  • 00:35:17.170 --> 00:35:18.150
  • - MATT: OH, WOW.
  • 00:35:18.150 --> 00:35:19.080
  • - MIKE: YES, THE HOLES,
  • 00:35:19.080 --> 00:35:19.260
  • LAURIE.
  • 00:35:19.260 --> 00:35:20.220
  • - LAURIE: THE DARK HOLES.
  • 00:35:20.220 --> 00:35:21.110
  • - MIKE: DARK-- MANY, MANY
  • 00:35:21.110 --> 00:35:22.040
  • HOLES OF PISS.
  • 00:35:22.040 --> 00:35:22.170
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:35:22.170 --> 00:35:23.010
  • - MATT: YOU KNOW, THERE WAS AN
  • 00:35:23.010 --> 00:35:24.110
  • EPISODE THAT I REMEMBER WHERE
  • 00:35:24.110 --> 00:35:26.250
  • YOU WERE DOWN IN THE LOWEST
  • 00:35:26.250 --> 00:35:28.270
  • PART OF THE SEWER SYSTEM...
  • 00:35:29.180 --> 00:35:32.180
  • THAT NEEDED TO BE CLEANED.
  • 00:35:32.180 --> 00:35:33.100
  • IT WAS IN SAN FRANCISCO,
  • 00:35:33.100 --> 00:35:34.110
  • I BELIEVE.
  • 00:35:34.110 --> 00:35:35.050
  • - MIKE: THAT'S CORRECT.
  • 00:35:35.050 --> 00:35:37.160
  • - MATT: AND YOU WERE HAVING TO
  • 00:35:37.160 --> 00:35:38.080
  • KIND OF--
  • 00:35:38.080 --> 00:35:39.040
  • OKAY, THAT HAD TO BE VOMIT
  • 00:35:39.040 --> 00:35:41.200
  • TERRITORY.
  • 00:35:41.200 --> 00:35:42.070
  • - MIKE: OH, SURE.
  • 00:35:42.070 --> 00:35:42.220
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:35:42.220 --> 00:35:43.190
  • - MIKE: OH, YEAH, YEAH.
  • 00:35:43.190 --> 00:35:44.160
  • - MATT: YEAH, YEAH.
  • 00:35:44.160 --> 00:35:45.020
  • - MIKE: NO, THERE WAS NO,
  • 00:35:45.020 --> 00:35:47.010
  • THERE WAS NO SHAME IN VOMITING
  • 00:35:47.010 --> 00:35:48.160
  • ON "DIRTY JOBS."
  • 00:35:48.160 --> 00:35:49.010
  • IN FACT, BY THE SECOND SEASON,
  • 00:35:49.010 --> 00:35:50.020
  • IT HAD BECOME A...A BADGE OF
  • 00:35:50.020 --> 00:35:52.090
  • HONOR.
  • 00:35:52.090 --> 00:35:53.270
  • I HAD A SOUND GUY WHO HAD,
  • 00:35:53.270 --> 00:35:55.030
  • LIKE, A RUPTURED PYLORIC VALVE.
  • 00:35:55.030 --> 00:35:57.250
  • TRAGIC, REALLY.
  • 00:35:57.250 --> 00:35:59.230
  • HE'D VOMIT IF HE YAWNED,
  • 00:35:59.230 --> 00:36:00.230
  • SOMETIMES.
  • 00:36:00.230 --> 00:36:01.090
  • POOR GUY.
  • 00:36:01.090 --> 00:36:01.220
  • COULDN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE.
  • 00:36:01.220 --> 00:36:03.270
  • BUT, IN THESE ENVIRONMENTS, HE
  • 00:36:03.270 --> 00:36:05.120
  • WAS REALLY FUN TO BE AROUND.
  • 00:36:05.120 --> 00:36:07.040
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:36:07.040 --> 00:36:07.170
  • - LAURIE: OH, I BET.
  • 00:36:07.170 --> 00:36:08.050
  • - MIKE: REALLY FUN.
  • 00:36:08.050 --> 00:36:08.210
  • YOU KNOW?
  • 00:36:08.210 --> 00:36:09.050
  • - MATT: JUST--
  • 00:36:09.050 --> 00:36:09.220
  • [LAURIE GIGGLES]
  • 00:36:09.220 --> 00:36:10.130
  • - MIKE: AND, OF COURSE, I
  • 00:36:10.130 --> 00:36:11.020
  • MEAN, NOT TO ME--
  • 00:36:11.020 --> 00:36:11.170
  • I DON'T WANNA DRAG YOUR VIEWER
  • 00:36:11.170 --> 00:36:12.080
  • THROUGH THE SEWER...
  • 00:36:12.080 --> 00:36:12.240
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:36:12.240 --> 00:36:13.140
  • [MATT SNORTS, LAUGHS]
  • 00:36:13.140 --> 00:36:14.010
  • ...BUT THE THING ABOUT WHEN YOU
  • 00:36:14.010 --> 00:36:15.030
  • VOMIT IN A SEWER, MATT, IT'S
  • 00:36:15.030 --> 00:36:15.230
  • REALLY...
  • 00:36:15.230 --> 00:36:16.040
  • - MATT: IT DOESN'T REALLY
  • 00:36:16.040 --> 00:36:16.230
  • MATTER.
  • 00:36:16.230 --> 00:36:17.100
  • - MIKE: ...IT'S ODDLY
  • 00:36:17.100 --> 00:36:17.270
  • LIBERATING.
  • 00:36:17.270 --> 00:36:18.190
  • - MATT: YEAH. GOT IT.
  • 00:36:18.190 --> 00:36:19.060
  • - MIKE: RIGHT.
  • 00:36:19.060 --> 00:36:19.210
  • 'CAUSE YOU'RE STANDING THERE IN
  • 00:36:19.210 --> 00:36:20.130
  • THIS
  • 00:36:20.130 --> 00:36:21.200
  • TERRIBLE...CHOCOLATE...TIDE.
  • 00:36:21.200 --> 00:36:22.170
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:36:22.170 --> 00:36:24.000
  • AND WHO CARES?
  • 00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:24.150
  • YOU VOMIT AND IT GOES AWAY WITH
  • 00:36:24.150 --> 00:36:25.070
  • ALL THE OTHER STUFF.
  • 00:36:25.070 --> 00:36:26.050
  • AND IT'S LIKE: AH! LOOK AT
  • 00:36:26.050 --> 00:36:26.280
  • THAT.
  • 00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:27.090
  • I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT DOWN
  • 00:36:27.090 --> 00:36:28.080
  • HERE.
  • 00:36:28.080 --> 00:36:28.240
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:36:28.240 --> 00:36:29.270
  • - LAURIE: OH-HO! GUYS...
  • 00:36:29.270 --> 00:36:30.220
  • - MATT: TODAY, AS OF 2017--
  • 00:36:30.220 --> 00:36:32.010
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:36:32.010 --> 00:36:33.160
  • - MIKE: HOW'S IT GOIN',
  • 00:36:33.160 --> 00:36:34.040
  • LAURIE?
  • 00:36:34.040 --> 00:36:34.140
  • [MAKES FUNNY, DISGUSTED LAUGH]
  • 00:36:34.140 --> 00:36:35.140
  • [MIKE LAUGHING AT LAURIE'S
  • 00:36:35.140 --> 00:36:37.240
  • REACTION]
  • 00:36:37.240 --> 00:36:39.060
  • - MATT: --AND,
  • 00:36:39.060 --> 00:36:40.050
  • MIKE ROWE WORKS FOUNDATION
  • 00:36:40.050 --> 00:36:40.240
  • AWARDS SCHOLARSHIPS
  • 00:36:40.240 --> 00:36:42.170
  • TO STUDENTS PURSUING A
  • 00:36:42.170 --> 00:36:44.060
  • CAREER IN SKILLED TRADES.
  • 00:36:44.060 --> 00:36:47.060
  • THERE WAS A SEASON IN
  • 00:36:48.150 --> 00:36:51.150
  • OUR UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
  • 00:36:51.150 --> 00:36:52.060
  • WHERE CERTAIN POLICIES IN--
  • 00:36:52.060 --> 00:36:54.270
  • THAT WERE PERTAINING TO THE
  • 00:36:54.270 --> 00:36:56.170
  • EDUCATION DEPARTMENT KIND OF
  • 00:36:56.170 --> 00:36:58.100
  • WERE DRIVING, UH, SKILLED--
  • 00:36:58.260 --> 00:37:01.280
  • YOU KNOW, ITT TECHNICAL
  • 00:37:01.280 --> 00:37:03.090
  • INSTITUTE...
  • 00:37:03.090 --> 00:37:04.100
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:37:04.100 --> 00:37:04.290
  • - MATT: LEARNING HOW TO, YOU
  • 00:37:04.290 --> 00:37:05.200
  • KNOW, DRIVE A TRUCK.
  • 00:37:05.200 --> 00:37:07.150
  • LEARNING HOW TO BE A WELDER.
  • 00:37:07.150 --> 00:37:09.150
  • WE WOULD SEE THOSE TELEVISION
  • 00:37:09.150 --> 00:37:10.130
  • SPOTS.
  • 00:37:10.130 --> 00:37:11.260
  • - LAURIE: ALL THE TIME.
  • 00:37:11.260 --> 00:37:13.120
  • - MATT: ALL THE TIME.
  • 00:37:13.120 --> 00:37:14.000
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:14.160
  • - MIKE: SURE.
  • 00:37:14.160 --> 00:37:15.140
  • - MATT: I MEAN, WE GREW UP
  • 00:37:15.140 --> 00:37:16.040
  • WITH THOSE.
  • 00:37:16.040 --> 00:37:16.260
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:37:16.260 --> 00:37:18.020
  • - MATT: YOU KNOW, TRADE
  • 00:37:18.020 --> 00:37:18.200
  • SCHOOLS.
  • 00:37:18.200 --> 00:37:19.000
  • AND TRADE SCHOOLS WERE ALMOST
  • 00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:19.220
  • REGULATED OUT OF BUSINESS.
  • 00:37:20.170 --> 00:37:23.170
  • OR AND A LOT OF 'EM WERE.
  • 00:37:23.170 --> 00:37:24.210
  • THEY ARE STARTING TO
  • 00:37:24.210 --> 00:37:25.120
  • COME BACK.
  • 00:37:25.120 --> 00:37:26.100
  • AND, BASICALLY, YOU'RE NOW A
  • 00:37:26.100 --> 00:37:29.100
  • PART OF TRYING TO HELP THAT
  • 00:37:29.100 --> 00:37:30.040
  • CONTINUE.
  • 00:37:30.040 --> 00:37:32.060
  • - MIKE: I AM.
  • 00:37:32.060 --> 00:37:32.250
  • I MEAN, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
  • 00:37:32.250 --> 00:37:34.000
  • THE EVIL FOR-PROFIT SCHOOLS,
  • 00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:35.060
  • RIGHT?
  • 00:37:35.060 --> 00:37:36.290
  • - LAURIE: RIGHT.
  • 00:37:36.290 --> 00:37:38.120
  • [MATT CHUCKLES]
  • 00:37:38.120 --> 00:37:38.260
  • - MIKE: UM, LOOK, I DON'T-- I
  • 00:37:38.260 --> 00:37:39.190
  • DON'T HAVE SKIN IN THAT GAME,
  • 00:37:39.190 --> 00:37:40.230
  • WHAT I CARE ABOUT ARE ANY
  • 00:37:43.100 --> 00:37:44.280
  • INSTITUTIONS THAT ARE COMMITTED
  • 00:37:44.280 --> 00:37:46.170
  • TO LEARNING A SKILL OR TEACHING
  • 00:37:46.170 --> 00:37:48.290
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:52.110
  • - MIKE: NOW, WHETHER YOU'RE
  • 00:37:52.110 --> 00:37:53.220
  • FOR-PROFIT OR NOT, I-- I MEAN,
  • 00:37:53.220 --> 00:37:55.110
  • I SEE ABSOLUTELY NO EVIL
  • 00:37:55.110 --> 00:37:55.290
  • IN PROFITABILITY.
  • 00:37:57.240 --> 00:38:00.260
  • IN FACT, IT MAKES ME SUSPICIOUS
  • 00:38:00.260 --> 00:38:02.150
  • TO SEE HOW A UNIVERSITY WITH A
  • 00:38:02.150 --> 00:38:04.080
  • $22 BILLION ENDOWMENT CAN BE A
  • 00:38:04.080 --> 00:38:06.110
  • NON-PROFITABLE PLACE.
  • 00:38:07.250 --> 00:38:10.250
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:38:10.250 --> 00:38:11.250
  • - MIKE: I DON'T--
  • 00:38:11.250 --> 00:38:12.210
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:38:12.210 --> 00:38:13.060
  • - MIKE: I DON'T WADE INTO ALL
  • 00:38:13.060 --> 00:38:14.020
  • THAT.
  • 00:38:14.020 --> 00:38:15.150
  • WHAT I TRY AND FOCUS ON
  • 00:38:15.150 --> 00:38:16.030
  • ARE...REALLY IS REWARDING THE
  • 00:38:16.030 --> 00:38:18.270
  • BEHAVIOR THAT I THINK WE ALL
  • 00:38:18.270 --> 00:38:19.180
  • WANNA ENCOURAGE.
  • 00:38:19.180 --> 00:38:21.280
  • SO, OUR SCHOLARSHIP PROGRAM,
  • 00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:24.100
  • THROUGH MIKEROWEWORKS, IS
  • 00:38:24.100 --> 00:38:26.070
  • ACTUALLY CALLED A WORK-ETHIC
  • 00:38:26.070 --> 00:38:27.010
  • SCHOLARSHIP PROGRAM.
  • 00:38:27.010 --> 00:38:27.260
  • UM, THERE ARE MANY SCHOLARSHIP
  • 00:38:27.260 --> 00:38:29.110
  • PROGRAMS OUT THERE.
  • 00:38:29.110 --> 00:38:30.270
  • MANY ARE EXCELLENT.
  • 00:38:30.270 --> 00:38:33.050
  • MOST REWARD EITHER ACADEMIC
  • 00:38:33.050 --> 00:38:34.200
  • ACHIEVEMENT, OR ATHLETIC
  • 00:38:34.200 --> 00:38:36.090
  • ACHIEVEMENT, OR TALENT.
  • 00:38:36.090 --> 00:38:38.040
  • WE TRY AND IDENTIFY INDIVIDUALS
  • 00:38:38.180 --> 00:38:41.180
  • WHO ARE WILLING TO GET UP
  • 00:38:41.180 --> 00:38:43.110
  • EARLY, STAY LATE, LEARN A
  • 00:38:43.110 --> 00:38:45.050
  • SKILL, AND APPLY IT.
  • 00:38:45.050 --> 00:38:48.050
  • - MATT: BEAUTIFUL.
  • 00:38:48.050 --> 00:38:48.280
  • - MIKE: THAT'S WHAT WE DID ON
  • 00:38:48.280 --> 00:38:49.190
  • "DIRTY JOBS."
  • 00:38:49.190 --> 00:38:50.030
  • THAT'S WHAT WE DO ON
  • 00:38:50.030 --> 00:38:52.040
  • "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT," IN
  • 00:38:52.040 --> 00:38:52.260
  • MANY CASES.
  • 00:38:52.260 --> 00:38:53.140
  • BUT IT'S JUST THE IDEA OF
  • 00:38:53.140 --> 00:38:56.010
  • SAYING: LOOK, THIS IS WHERE WE
  • 00:38:56.010 --> 00:38:57.240
  • ARE TODAY.
  • 00:38:57.240 --> 00:38:59.120
  • THIS IS WHERE THE OPPORTUNITIES
  • 00:38:59.120 --> 00:39:00.130
  • EXIST AND THIS IS WHERE I THINK
  • 00:39:00.130 --> 00:39:03.100
  • OUR DEFICIT EXISTS.
  • 00:39:03.100 --> 00:39:05.280
  • IT'S NOT A DEFICIT LIMITED TO
  • 00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:06.230
  • FINANCE.
  • 00:39:07.070 --> 00:39:10.070
  • THERE'S A...I MEAN, NOT TO GET
  • 00:39:10.070 --> 00:39:11.190
  • ALL MORALISTIC ABOUT IT, BUT
  • 00:39:11.190 --> 00:39:12.240
  • THERE IS A-- THERE'S A
  • 00:39:12.240 --> 00:39:13.200
  • CHARACTER DEFICIT.
  • 00:39:13.200 --> 00:39:14.180
  • - MATT: HMPH.
  • 00:39:14.180 --> 00:39:15.070
  • - MIKE: THERE'S AN ATTITUDE
  • 00:39:15.070 --> 00:39:16.030
  • DEFICIT.
  • 00:39:16.030 --> 00:39:17.020
  • - LAURIE: RIGHT.
  • 00:39:17.020 --> 00:39:18.090
  • AREN'T WE SEEING A DISCONNECT
  • 00:39:18.090 --> 00:39:20.090
  • BETWEEN, I THINK, A LOT OF KIDS
  • 00:39:20.090 --> 00:39:22.110
  • COMING OUT OF COLLEGE, NOW?
  • 00:39:22.110 --> 00:39:23.220
  • THEY'RE TOO GOOD FOR THAT JOB
  • 00:39:23.220 --> 00:39:25.040
  • BECAUSE "I'VE GOT ALL THIS
  • 00:39:25.040 --> 00:39:26.030
  • EDUCATION."
  • 00:39:26.030 --> 00:39:28.020
  • AND, THERE'S SO MANY OF THESE
  • 00:39:28.020 --> 00:39:28.230
  • JOBS--
  • 00:39:28.230 --> 00:39:29.040
  • - MATT: SAY IT PLAIN, BABE.
  • 00:39:29.040 --> 00:39:29.240
  • SAY IT PLAIN.
  • 00:39:29.240 --> 00:39:30.270
  • - LAURIE: COMING.
  • 00:39:30.270 --> 00:39:31.190
  • - MATT: ABSOLUTELY.
  • 00:39:31.190 --> 00:39:32.070
  • - LAURIE: RIGHT?
  • 00:39:32.070 --> 00:39:32.220
  • - MIKE: LOOK, I-- I TRY NOT--
  • 00:39:32.220 --> 00:39:33.280
  • MILLENNIALS ARE AN EASY TARGET.
  • 00:39:33.280 --> 00:39:35.200
  • THEY'RE AN EASY TARGET.
  • 00:39:35.200 --> 00:39:38.030
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:39:38.030 --> 00:39:38.270
  • - MIKE: AND SO, I DON'T TAKE
  • 00:39:38.270 --> 00:39:39.260
  • SHOTS AT GROUPS.
  • 00:39:39.260 --> 00:39:42.110
  • BUT I-- BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT
  • 00:39:42.110 --> 00:39:43.190
  • IT'S NATURAL-- IF YOU BORROW
  • 00:39:43.190 --> 00:39:45.290
  • $90.000 TO GET A DEGREE AND
  • 00:39:45.290 --> 00:39:48.160
  • THEN LEARN THAT...NOBODY'S
  • 00:39:48.160 --> 00:39:51.070
  • GOING TO HIRE YOU--
  • 00:39:51.070 --> 00:39:53.160
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:39:53.160 --> 00:39:54.030
  • - MIKE: --BECAUSE YOU SPENT
  • 00:39:54.030 --> 00:39:54.230
  • THE MONEY -- THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
  • 00:39:54.230 --> 00:39:55.190
  • - LAURIE: RIGHT.
  • 00:39:55.190 --> 00:39:56.210
  • - MIKE: NONE OF IT'S ENOUGH.
  • 00:39:56.210 --> 00:39:57.150
  • RIGHT?
  • 00:39:57.150 --> 00:39:57.280
  • SO, WHEN I COMPARE A
  • 00:39:57.280 --> 00:39:59.040
  • 22-YEAR-OLD WITH A HUNDRED
  • 00:39:59.040 --> 00:40:01.290
  • GRAND IN DEBT AND A POLI SCI
  • 00:40:01.290 --> 00:40:04.070
  • MAJOR WITH MID-EASTERN STUDIES
  • 00:40:04.070 --> 00:40:05.160
  • WHO'S MAKIN' MY COFFEE AT THE
  • 00:40:05.160 --> 00:40:07.110
  • STARBUCKS...
  • 00:40:07.110 --> 00:40:10.020
  • - LAURIE: YEAH...
  • 00:40:10.020 --> 00:40:10.270
  • - MIKE: ...WITH A 22-YEAR-OLD
  • 00:40:10.270 --> 00:40:11.180
  • KID WHO CAN WELD WITH EITHER
  • 00:40:11.180 --> 00:40:13.260
  • HAND AND WORK ON HEAVY
  • 00:40:13.260 --> 00:40:15.160
  • EQUIPMENT UP IN THE BAKKEN
  • 00:40:15.160 --> 00:40:17.220
  • FIELDS OR DOWN IN THE GULF WITH
  • 00:40:17.220 --> 00:40:18.270
  • NO DEBT, SOCKIN' AWAY A HUNDRED
  • 00:40:18.270 --> 00:40:21.210
  • GRAND A YEAR -- WHEN I-- WHEN I
  • 00:40:21.210 --> 00:40:22.270
  • LOOK AT THOSE TWO PEOPLE SIDE
  • 00:40:22.270 --> 00:40:24.050
  • BY SIDE, IT'S BACK TO OUR
  • 00:40:24.050 --> 00:40:25.210
  • PASSION CONVERSATION.
  • 00:40:25.210 --> 00:40:26.240
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:40:26.240 --> 00:40:27.110
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:40:27.110 --> 00:40:28.120
  • - MIKE: RIGHT?
  • 00:40:28.120 --> 00:40:28.260
  • YOU KNOW, WHAT-- WHO IS GOING
  • 00:40:28.260 --> 00:40:30.240
  • TO EXPERIENCE REAL JOB
  • 00:40:30.240 --> 00:40:32.070
  • SATISFACTION?
  • 00:40:32.070 --> 00:40:33.130
  • AND HOW MUCH MORE DIFFICULT DO
  • 00:40:33.130 --> 00:40:34.070
  • YOU MAKE IT FOR YOURSELF WHEN
  • 00:40:34.070 --> 00:40:35.200
  • YOU GET INTO THE GAME WITH SO
  • 00:40:35.200 --> 00:40:37.060
  • MUCH DEBT ON YOUR BACK?
  • 00:40:38.100 --> 00:40:41.100
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:40:41.100 --> 00:40:42.110
  • - MIKE: SO, YEAH, TO ANSWER
  • 00:40:42.110 --> 00:40:43.010
  • YOUR QUESTION.
  • 00:40:43.010 --> 00:40:43.140
  • I DO THINK THAT THE
  • 00:40:43.140 --> 00:40:44.180
  • EXPECTATIONS PEOPLE HAVE COMING
  • 00:40:44.180 --> 00:40:46.230
  • OUT OF SCHOOL ARE UNREALISTIC.
  • 00:40:46.230 --> 00:40:48.120
  • BECAUSE I THINK, BY AND LARGE,
  • 00:40:48.120 --> 00:40:49.260
  • OUR COLLEGES AREN'T IN THE
  • 00:40:49.260 --> 00:40:51.260
  • BUSINESS OF PREPARING PEOPLE
  • 00:40:51.260 --> 00:40:53.280
  • FOR THE WORLD AS IT EXISTS.
  • 00:40:53.280 --> 00:40:55.090
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:40:55.090 --> 00:40:56.050
  • - LAURIE: MMH.
  • 00:40:56.050 --> 00:40:56.200
  • - MIKE: THEY'RE IN THE
  • 00:40:56.200 --> 00:40:57.210
  • BUSINESS-- THEY'RE IN A
  • 00:40:57.210 --> 00:40:58.180
  • TRANSACTIONAL BUSINESS.
  • 00:40:58.180 --> 00:40:59.160
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:40:59.160 --> 00:41:00.020
  • MIKE ROWE IS SITTING WITH US.
  • 00:41:00.020 --> 00:41:02.240
  • WE'RE IN THE NATION'S CAPITAL.
  • 00:41:02.240 --> 00:41:04.090
  • WE WELCOME YOU IF YOU JUST
  • 00:41:04.090 --> 00:41:05.280
  • TUNED IN.
  • 00:41:05.280 --> 00:41:06.140
  • WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT WORK.
  • 00:41:06.140 --> 00:41:07.210
  • WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT...THINGS
  • 00:41:07.210 --> 00:41:09.070
  • THAT MATTER.
  • 00:41:09.070 --> 00:41:11.170
  • OKAY.
  • 00:41:11.170 --> 00:41:11.290
  • WE GOT ABOUT 10 MINUTES LEFT.
  • 00:41:11.290 --> 00:41:12.200
  • UM...
  • 00:41:12.200 --> 00:41:13.040
  • AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSE THERE'S
  • 00:41:13.040 --> 00:41:14.080
  • A CLOCK RIGHT DOWN THERE.
  • 00:41:14.080 --> 00:41:15.150
  • I DO-- I WASN'T JUST--
  • 00:41:15.150 --> 00:41:16.210
  • - MIKE: BUT, SEE, I'M NOT
  • 00:41:16.210 --> 00:41:17.100
  • LEAVING.
  • 00:41:17.100 --> 00:41:17.200
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:41:17.200 --> 00:41:18.030
  • - MIKE: I'M GONNA BE HERE ALL
  • 00:41:18.030 --> 00:41:18.240
  • DAY.
  • 00:41:18.240 --> 00:41:19.020
  • - MATT: OKAY.
  • 00:41:19.020 --> 00:41:19.150
  • - MIKE: SO, YOU DO WHAT YOU
  • 00:41:19.150 --> 00:41:20.050
  • NEED TO DO--
  • 00:41:20.050 --> 00:41:20.170
  • - MATT: OKAY.
  • 00:41:20.170 --> 00:41:21.000
  • - MIKE: --AND I'M JUST
  • 00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:21.180
  • HUNKERED IN.
  • 00:41:21.180 --> 00:41:22.130
  • - MATT: SO, WHAT I WANNA DO IS
  • 00:41:22.130 --> 00:41:23.050
  • I WANNA KINDA GO BACK TO THE
  • 00:41:23.050 --> 00:41:23.250
  • ANNOUNCEMENT THAT YOU JUST DID.
  • 00:41:23.250 --> 00:41:24.170
  • - MIKE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:41:24.170 --> 00:41:25.130
  • - MATT: YOU KNOW, MAYBE A
  • 00:41:25.130 --> 00:41:26.090
  • LITTLE BIT OF SLOW MOTION,
  • 00:41:26.090 --> 00:41:27.070
  • THOUGH, THAT WE PUT INTO IT.
  • 00:41:27.070 --> 00:41:28.030
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:41:28.030 --> 00:41:28.220
  • AND, YOU KNOW-- LIKE THAT, TOO.
  • 00:41:28.220 --> 00:41:30.090
  • JUST A-- IF YOU COULD LAUGH--
  • 00:41:30.090 --> 00:41:31.270
  • IF YOU COULD LAUGH IN SLOW MO--
  • 00:41:31.270 --> 00:41:33.060
  • SEE--
  • 00:41:33.060 --> 00:41:33.240
  • - MIKE: LAUGH IN SLOW MO--
  • 00:41:33.240 --> 00:41:34.140
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:41:34.140 --> 00:41:34.270
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:41:34.270 --> 00:41:35.150
  • - MIKE: OH-HOH-HOH...
  • 00:41:35.150 --> 00:41:36.150
  • [MIKE LAUGHS IN "SLOW MOTION"]
  • 00:41:36.150 --> 00:41:37.260
  • - MATT: THERE YOU GO.
  • 00:41:37.260 --> 00:41:38.130
  • THERE.
  • 00:41:38.130 --> 00:41:38.220
  • - MIKE: HOH...
  • 00:41:38.220 --> 00:41:39.060
  • THAT WAS LIKE SANTA CLAUS.
  • 00:41:39.060 --> 00:41:39.250
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:41:39.250 --> 00:41:40.060
  • THAT WAS WEIRD.
  • 00:41:40.060 --> 00:41:40.200
  • - MATT: YEAH, YEAH.
  • 00:41:40.200 --> 00:41:41.060
  • THAT-- YEAH, THAT WASN'T GOOD.
  • 00:41:41.060 --> 00:41:41.270
  • WE'LL EDIT THAT.
  • 00:41:41.270 --> 00:41:42.110
  • - MIKE: YEAH, NO ONE GOES--
  • 00:41:42.110 --> 00:41:43.010
  • NO ONE LAUGHS LIKE, "HO, HO,
  • 00:41:43.010 --> 00:41:43.210
  • HO."
  • 00:41:43.210 --> 00:41:43.290
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:41:43.290 --> 00:41:44.130
  • - MATT: YOU KNOW.
  • 00:41:44.130 --> 00:41:44.280
  • - MIKE: LIKE SANTA.
  • 00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:45.140
  • - MATT: SO, BASICALLY, WHAT
  • 00:41:45.140 --> 00:41:46.040
  • WE'LL DO IS WE WILL RECUT YOUR
  • 00:41:46.040 --> 00:41:47.250
  • ANNOUNCEMENT THAT YOU DID, UH,
  • 00:41:47.250 --> 00:41:49.030
  • PUT A LITTLE EMBELLISHMENT ON
  • 00:41:49.030 --> 00:41:51.030
  • IT...
  • 00:41:51.030 --> 00:41:51.230
  • - MIKE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:41:51.230 --> 00:41:52.070
  • - MATT: ...AND THEN, IT'LL--
  • 00:41:52.070 --> 00:41:53.070
  • - LAURIE: YOU CAN EMBELLISH
  • 00:41:53.070 --> 00:41:53.270
  • THAT?
  • 00:41:53.270 --> 00:41:54.080
  • - MATT: AND SO, COMING OUT OF
  • 00:41:54.080 --> 00:41:54.290
  • THAT -- READY?
  • 00:41:54.290 --> 00:41:55.120
  • AND...GO TO THE
  • 00:41:55.120 --> 00:41:56.240
  • MIKE ROWE-EMBELLISHED
  • 00:41:56.240 --> 00:41:57.210
  • ANNOUNCEMENT.
  • 00:41:57.210 --> 00:41:59.010
  • [BEEP]
  • 00:41:59.010 --> 00:41:59.200
  • - MIKE: HI, IT'S ME, MIKE
  • 00:41:59.200 --> 00:42:00.110
  • ROWE.
  • 00:42:00.110 --> 00:42:00.210
  • AND I'M HERE WITH MY NEW
  • 00:42:00.210 --> 00:42:01.090
  • FRIENDS MATT AND LAURIE WITH AN
  • 00:42:01.090 --> 00:42:02.020
  • IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT -- SO
  • 00:42:02.020 --> 00:42:03.050
  • IMPORTANT, IN FACT, THAT I'M
  • 00:42:03.050 --> 00:42:04.080
  • [ELECTRICAL SIZZLE]
  • 00:42:10.270 --> 00:42:11.130
  • [ROCK MUSIC]
  • 00:42:11.130 --> 00:42:11.280
  • [MAN BARKS COMMAND]
  • 00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:12.240
  • - MAN: ATTENTION!
  • 00:42:13.010 --> 00:42:16.010
  • - MIKE: THE SHOW THAT FOLLOWED
  • 00:42:16.010 --> 00:42:16.230
  • "DIRTY JOBS" IS LOOKING FOR
  • 00:42:16.230 --> 00:42:18.030
  • A HOME.
  • 00:42:20.010 --> 00:42:23.010
  • AND AFTER A BRIEF CONVERSATION
  • 00:42:23.010 --> 00:42:23.220
  • WITH MATT, HE LOOKED AT THE
  • 00:42:23.220 --> 00:42:25.080
  • SHOW, AND THEN HE LOOKED AT ME,
  • 00:42:25.080 --> 00:42:26.120
  • AND I LOOKED AT MATT, AND
  • 00:42:26.120 --> 00:42:28.220
  • LAURIE LOOKED AT ME LOOKIN' AT
  • 00:42:28.220 --> 00:42:29.130
  • MATT
  • 00:42:29.130 --> 00:42:29.210
  • AND EVERYBODY SAID, "WELL,
  • 00:42:29.210 --> 00:42:30.190
  • WHY DON'T WE JUST PUT THAT SHOW
  • 00:42:30.190 --> 00:42:31.110
  • OVER HERE?"
  • 00:42:31.110 --> 00:42:32.250
  • [CHEERS]
  • 00:42:32.250 --> 00:42:34.130
  • AND I SAID, "REALLY?"
  • 00:42:34.130 --> 00:42:35.150
  • AND MATT SAID, "SURE."
  • 00:42:35.150 --> 00:42:36.100
  • GOIN' BACK TO THE MIDDLE
  • 00:42:36.100 --> 00:42:37.070
  • CAMERA.
  • 00:42:37.070 --> 00:42:38.000
  • AND I SAID, "WELL, THIS IS
  • 00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:39.060
  • TRULY A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
  • 00:42:39.060 --> 00:42:41.120
  • BECAUSE 'SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO
  • 00:42:41.120 --> 00:42:43.130
  • IT' FUNDAMENTALLY IS A SHOW
  • 00:42:43.290 --> 00:42:46.290
  • ABOUT PEOPLE ON A MISSION,
  • 00:42:46.290 --> 00:42:48.230
  • PEOPLE WITH A CALLING, UH,
  • 00:42:48.230 --> 00:42:49.200
  • PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP AGITATED
  • 00:42:49.200 --> 00:42:51.200
  • BECAUSE THEY'RE CONVINCED THE
  • 00:42:51.200 --> 00:42:53.020
  • WORLD CAN BE A BETTER PLACE AND
  • 00:42:53.020 --> 00:42:54.150
  • THEY CAN HELP MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
  • 00:42:54.150 --> 00:42:55.260
  • GOIN' BACK TO THIS CAMERA NOW.
  • 00:42:55.260 --> 00:42:56.170
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:42:56.170 --> 00:42:57.120
  • SO, THE MORE I TALKED ABOUT IT,
  • 00:42:57.120 --> 00:42:58.220
  • THE MORE EXCITED THESE TWO
  • 00:42:58.220 --> 00:42:59.110
  • BECAME.
  • 00:42:59.110 --> 00:43:01.060
  • AND SO, ON DECEMBER 2ND OF THIS
  • 00:43:01.060 --> 00:43:02.260
  • YEAR, THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF
  • 00:43:02.260 --> 00:43:04.060
  • "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT,"
  • 00:43:04.060 --> 00:43:05.260
  • ORIGINALLY FILMED OVER THREE
  • 00:43:05.260 --> 00:43:07.050
  • YEARS AGO, HAS BEEN CUT DOWN
  • 00:43:07.050 --> 00:43:08.190
  • INTO A HALF-HOUR, JAM-PACKED
  • 00:43:08.190 --> 00:43:10.220
  • VERSION AND IT'S GONNA BE SEEN
  • 00:43:10.220 --> 00:43:12.030
  • RIGHT HERE, ON TBN.
  • 00:43:12.030 --> 00:43:14.230
  • I'M PINCHING MYSELF 'CAUSE I
  • 00:43:14.230 --> 00:43:15.260
  • STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
  • 00:43:15.260 --> 00:43:17.160
  • YOU'LL PINCH YOURSELF, AS WELL.
  • 00:43:17.160 --> 00:43:18.080
  • GOIN' BACK TO THE MIDDLE FOR A
  • 00:43:18.080 --> 00:43:18.290
  • SECOND.
  • 00:43:18.290 --> 00:43:20.170
  • BECAUSE "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO
  • 00:43:20.170 --> 00:43:21.070
  • IT"...
  • 00:43:21.070 --> 00:43:22.010
  • AY AY AY!
  • 00:43:22.010 --> 00:43:22.180
  • ...BY GOLLY, IT'S THE
  • 00:43:22.180 --> 00:43:23.050
  • FEEL-GOOD HIT OF THE SUMMER.
  • 00:43:23.050 --> 00:43:23.250
  • [ROCK MUSIC]
  • 00:43:23.250 --> 00:43:25.090
  • - MALE VOICE: LET'S GO!
  • 00:43:25.090 --> 00:43:26.250
  • [BEEP]
  • 00:43:26.250 --> 00:43:28.260
  • - MIKE: WHAT'D YOU THINK?
  • 00:43:28.260 --> 00:43:29.150
  • [ELECTRICAL SIZZLE]
  • 00:43:29.150 --> 00:43:30.010
  • - MATT: NOW, WE'RE BACK, OKAY?
  • 00:43:30.010 --> 00:43:30.230
  • AND SO, WHAT I WANNA DO IS
  • 00:43:30.230 --> 00:43:31.230
  • SPEND THE LAST 10 MINUTES
  • 00:43:31.230 --> 00:43:33.140
  • TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT
  • 00:43:33.140 --> 00:43:35.030
  • VIEWERS TO EXPERIENCE WHEN THEY
  • 00:43:35.030 --> 00:43:36.280
  • "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT"
  • 00:43:43.000 --> 00:43:43.180
  • RIGHT HERE ON TRINITY
  • 00:43:43.180 --> 00:43:45.010
  • BROADCASTING.
  • 00:43:45.010 --> 00:43:45.140
  • - MIKE: I WANT 'EM-- FIRST OF
  • 00:43:45.240 --> 00:43:48.240
  • ALL, I JUST WANT THEM TO BE
  • 00:43:48.240 --> 00:43:49.150
  • ENTERTAINED.
  • 00:43:49.150 --> 00:43:49.270
  • - MATT: FUN.
  • 00:43:53.270 --> 00:43:54.130
  • - MIKE: RIGHT.
  • 00:43:54.130 --> 00:43:54.270
  • - MATT: OKAY.
  • 00:43:54.270 --> 00:43:55.150
  • - MIKE: A THING WHERE YOU CAN
  • 00:43:55.150 --> 00:43:56.060
  • JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH AND
  • 00:43:56.060 --> 00:43:57.010
  • NOT...AND NOT HAVE A TEST
  • 00:43:57.010 --> 00:43:58.020
  • COMING AT YOU.
  • 00:43:58.160 --> 00:44:01.180
  • [MUSIC]
  • 00:44:01.180 --> 00:44:02.030
  • SO, UH, WE'LL TAKE ANOTHER
  • 00:44:02.030 --> 00:44:02.220
  • BREAK, TOO, AND I'LL WALK
  • 00:44:02.220 --> 00:44:03.110
  • AROUND AND SEE IF I CAN'T MEET
  • 00:44:03.110 --> 00:44:04.020
  • JESUS.
  • 00:44:04.020 --> 00:44:05.090
  • [BAM]
  • 00:44:05.090 --> 00:44:06.230
  • HAVE YOU SEEN JESUS?
  • 00:44:07.070 --> 00:44:10.070
  • BUT, THE BUSINESS-- YOU KNOW,
  • 00:44:12.260 --> 00:44:14.050
  • THE PEOPLE THAT WE LOOK FOR,
  • 00:44:14.050 --> 00:44:16.260
  • THE PEOPLE THAT I'VE ALWAYS
  • 00:44:16.260 --> 00:44:17.160
  • BEEN ATTRACTED TO -- I DON'T
  • 00:44:17.160 --> 00:44:18.150
  • ALWAYS AGREE WITH THEM AND
  • 00:44:18.150 --> 00:44:19.040
  • I'M-- AND I'M OFTENTIMES
  • 00:44:19.040 --> 00:44:21.050
  • BAFFLED BY MUCH OF WHAT THEY
  • 00:44:21.050 --> 00:44:22.220
  • DO.
  • 00:44:22.220 --> 00:44:23.230
  • BUT THE THING THEY HAVE IN
  • 00:44:23.230 --> 00:44:25.100
  • COMMON IS THAT THEY'RE ALL ON A
  • 00:44:25.100 --> 00:44:26.020
  • MISSION.
  • 00:44:26.020 --> 00:44:27.130
  • THEY'RE ALL BEING TRUE TO
  • 00:44:27.130 --> 00:44:28.020
  • SOME...CALLING?
  • 00:44:28.020 --> 00:44:30.180
  • - MATT: SURE.
  • 00:44:30.180 --> 00:44:31.010
  • - MIKE: YOU KNOW?
  • 00:44:31.010 --> 00:44:32.060
  • THIS IS A VERY, UH-- IT'S A
  • 00:44:32.060 --> 00:44:33.140
  • VERY QUIXOTIC THING I'M TALKIN'
  • 00:44:33.140 --> 00:44:34.090
  • ABOUT, YOU KNOW.
  • 00:44:34.090 --> 00:44:35.100
  • QUIXOTE.
  • 00:44:35.100 --> 00:44:35.260
  • THE UNREACHABLE STAR.
  • 00:44:35.260 --> 00:44:38.030
  • SISYPHUS.
  • 00:44:38.030 --> 00:44:39.050
  • GETTIN' THE ROCK UP THE HILL.
  • 00:44:39.050 --> 00:44:39.260
  • HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT...
  • 00:44:39.260 --> 00:44:42.060
  • - MATT: MM-HMM.
  • 00:44:42.060 --> 00:44:42.240
  • - MIKE: RIGHT?
  • 00:44:42.240 --> 00:44:43.230
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:44:43.230 --> 00:44:44.140
  • I READ THE-- I READ THE BOOK.
  • 00:44:44.140 --> 00:44:45.060
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:44:45.060 --> 00:44:45.220
  • I KNOW HOW IT ENDS.
  • 00:44:45.220 --> 00:44:46.080
  • HE'S NOT GONNA GET-- YOU KNOW,
  • 00:44:46.080 --> 00:44:47.110
  • QUIXOTE'S NOT GONNA GET--
  • 00:44:47.110 --> 00:44:48.000
  • [MATT LAUGHING]
  • 00:44:48.000 --> 00:44:48.270
  • YOU'RE GONNA COME UP SHORT.
  • 00:44:48.270 --> 00:44:51.120
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:44:51.120 --> 00:44:52.180
  • - MIKE: BUT I WANT PEOPLE TO
  • 00:44:52.180 --> 00:44:54.240
  • BE REMINDED OF THE...OF THE
  • 00:44:54.240 --> 00:44:56.060
  • DIGNITY IN TRYING--
  • 00:44:56.200 --> 00:44:59.200
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:44:59.200 --> 00:45:00.050
  • - MIKE: --AND THE NOBILITY OF
  • 00:45:00.050 --> 00:45:00.260
  • A CAUSE.
  • 00:45:00.260 --> 00:45:01.230
  • TO MARCH INTO HELL FOR
  • 00:45:01.230 --> 00:45:03.270
  • A HEAVENLY CAUSE.
  • 00:45:03.270 --> 00:45:05.070
  • - MATT: COME ON, NOW.
  • 00:45:05.070 --> 00:45:05.240
  • - MIKE: RIGHT?
  • 00:45:05.240 --> 00:45:06.080
  • NOW, THAT'S CERVANTES, RIGHT?
  • 00:45:06.080 --> 00:45:07.080
  • IT'S THAT.
  • 00:45:07.080 --> 00:45:08.220
  • IT'S THE IDEA THAT YOU CAN BE
  • 00:45:09.020 --> 00:45:12.020
  • WRONG AND RIGHT AT THE SAME
  • 00:45:12.020 --> 00:45:14.050
  • TIME...
  • 00:45:14.050 --> 00:45:14.220
  • IF YOU'RE GOING FOR IT.
  • 00:45:18.000 --> 00:45:21.000
  • SO, THE PEOPLE ON "SOMEBODY'S
  • 00:45:21.000 --> 00:45:21.210
  • GOTTA DO IT" -- AGAIN, IT'S A
  • 00:45:21.210 --> 00:45:22.240
  • HOT MESS OF RANDOMNESS.
  • 00:45:22.240 --> 00:45:23.120
  • THERE'S A HUSBAND AND WIFE
  • 00:45:23.120 --> 00:45:24.120
  • COUPLE UP IN WISCONSIN WHO ARE
  • 00:45:24.120 --> 00:45:25.160
  • BOTH ICE SCULPTURES.
  • 00:45:25.160 --> 00:45:27.020
  • SCULPTURISTS, YOU KNOW.
  • 00:45:27.020 --> 00:45:29.010
  • THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY SCULPTURES
  • 00:45:29.010 --> 00:45:29.240
  • THEY'RE REAL HUMANS.
  • 00:45:33.150 --> 00:45:34.010
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:45:34.010 --> 00:45:34.270
  • - MIKE: BUT THESE PEOPLE, WITH
  • 00:45:34.270 --> 00:45:35.220
  • THEIR CHAINSAWS -- ALL DAY
  • 00:45:35.220 --> 00:45:36.150
  • LONG, THEY'RE CARVING BEAUTIFUL
  • 00:45:36.150 --> 00:45:37.070
  • WORKS OF ART.
  • 00:45:37.070 --> 00:45:39.150
  • AND THE ONLY TIME THEY STOP IS
  • 00:45:39.150 --> 00:45:40.060
  • TO GO OVER AND HUG EACH OTHER
  • 00:45:40.060 --> 00:45:40.270
  • AND MAKE OUT A LITTLE BIT,
  • 00:45:40.270 --> 00:45:41.200
  • 'CAUSE THEY JUST LOVE EACH
  • 00:45:41.200 --> 00:45:42.160
  • OTHER.
  • 00:45:42.160 --> 00:45:42.280
  • THEY JUST LOVE EACH OTHER AND
  • 00:45:42.280 --> 00:45:43.190
  • THEIR CHAINSAWS AND THEIR ICE
  • 00:45:43.190 --> 00:45:44.140
  • AND THIS IS WHAT THEY DO.
  • 00:45:44.140 --> 00:45:45.200
  • - LAURIE: THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
  • 00:45:45.200 --> 00:45:47.150
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:45:47.150 --> 00:45:47.290
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:45:47.290 --> 00:45:48.120
  • - MIKE: I'M SURE YOU GUYS--
  • 00:45:48.120 --> 00:45:49.020
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:45:49.020 --> 00:45:49.150
  • - MIKE: YOU SHOULD SEE IT,
  • 00:45:49.150 --> 00:45:50.050
  • DURING THE BREAKS IN HERE?
  • 00:45:50.050 --> 00:45:50.240
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:45:50.240 --> 00:45:51.070
  • - MIKE: IT IS VERY STEAMY.
  • 00:45:51.070 --> 00:45:51.270
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:45:51.270 --> 00:45:52.090
  • I MEAN, THESE GUYS ARE LIKE A
  • 00:45:52.090 --> 00:45:53.000
  • COUPLE OF TEENAGERS.
  • 00:45:53.250 --> 00:45:56.250
  • I HAVE TO TURN AWAY.
  • 00:45:56.250 --> 00:45:57.110
  • MY EYES!
  • 00:45:57.110 --> 00:45:58.130
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:45:58.130 --> 00:45:59.070
  • MY EYES!
  • 00:45:59.070 --> 00:45:59.230
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:45:59.230 --> 00:46:00.090
  • NO, YOU KNOW, BUT IT'S THAT.
  • 00:46:00.090 --> 00:46:01.010
  • IT'S LIKE: WHY DO YOU WAKE UP
  • 00:46:01.010 --> 00:46:01.260
  • INVIGORATED?
  • 00:46:03.000 --> 00:46:06.000
  • - MATT: HMMPH.
  • 00:46:06.040 --> 00:46:09.040
  • - MIKE: WHY ARE YOU ANXIOUS TO
  • 00:46:09.040 --> 00:46:09.260
  • GET WHEREVER YOU'RE GOING TO DO
  • 00:46:09.260 --> 00:46:10.180
  • WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING?
  • 00:46:10.180 --> 00:46:11.080
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:46:11.080 --> 00:46:11.210
  • - MIKE: THOSE PEOPLE ARE FUN
  • 00:46:11.210 --> 00:46:12.160
  • TO BE AROUND.
  • 00:46:12.160 --> 00:46:13.260
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:46:13.260 --> 00:46:14.110
  • AND SO, "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO
  • 00:46:16.050 --> 00:46:16.260
  • IT" GIVES ME PERMISSION TO BE
  • 00:46:16.260 --> 00:46:18.200
  • AROUND THEM.
  • 00:46:18.200 --> 00:46:19.050
  • IN THE VERY FIRST EPISODE THAT
  • 00:46:19.050 --> 00:46:20.160
  • YOU'LL SEE ON...
  • 00:46:20.160 --> 00:46:22.140
  • [BREAKS INTO ANNOUNCER'S VOICE]
  • 00:46:22.140 --> 00:46:23.060
  • ...DECEMBER 2ND, AROUND NINE
  • 00:46:23.060 --> 00:46:25.110
  • O'CLOCK, I BELIEVE, RIGHT AFTER
  • 00:46:25.110 --> 00:46:26.030
  • "HUCKABEE," HERE ON TBN
  • 00:46:26.030 --> 00:46:27.250
  • I GO TO PAGEANT OF THE MASTERS.
  • 00:46:27.250 --> 00:46:29.090
  • - MATT: LOVE IT.
  • 00:46:29.090 --> 00:46:29.240
  • - LAURIE: LOVE THAT.
  • 00:46:29.240 --> 00:46:30.110
  • - MIKE: HAVE-- HAVE YOU BEEN?
  • 00:46:30.110 --> 00:46:31.020
  • - LAURIE: WE GO EVERY YEAR.
  • 00:46:31.020 --> 00:46:31.260
  • - MATT: OH, MANY TIMES.
  • 00:46:31.260 --> 00:46:32.140
  • EVERY YEAR.
  • 00:46:32.140 --> 00:46:32.290
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:46:32.290 --> 00:46:33.140
  • WE LOVE IT.
  • 00:46:33.140 --> 00:46:33.280
  • - MIKE: OKAY, SO-- SO, I'D SAY
  • 00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:34.270
  • 99% OF THIS COUNTRY HAS NEVER
  • 00:46:34.270 --> 00:46:36.020
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:46:38.100 --> 00:46:39.200
  • - LAURIE: RIGHT.
  • 00:46:39.200 --> 00:46:40.060
  • - MIKE: BUT, IF YOU'RE AMONG
  • 00:46:40.060 --> 00:46:40.270
  • THEM, EVERY YEAR WHAT HAPPENS
  • 00:46:40.270 --> 00:46:41.230
  • IS, UH, AN EVENT IN LAGUNA
  • 00:46:42.260 --> 00:46:45.260
  • BEACH, AN ART FESTIVAL OF
  • 00:46:45.260 --> 00:46:47.290
  • SORTS, HAPPENS.
  • 00:46:49.040 --> 00:46:52.040
  • [TRANSITION SOUND EFFECT]
  • 00:46:52.040 --> 00:46:52.230
  • - MIKE: ALL RIGHT.
  • 00:46:52.230 --> 00:46:53.090
  • I GOT IT.
  • 00:46:53.090 --> 00:46:53.200
  • - RICK: SO, YOU'RE HERE.
  • 00:46:53.200 --> 00:46:54.090
  • - MIKE: OKAY. YEAH.
  • 00:46:54.090 --> 00:46:54.250
  • - RICK: BOTH FEET ON THE BOX.
  • 00:46:54.250 --> 00:46:55.160
  • - MIKE: BOTH ON THE BOX.
  • 00:46:55.160 --> 00:46:56.050
  • - RICK: YEP.
  • 00:46:56.050 --> 00:46:56.180
  • - MIKE: ASSUMING A...A
  • 00:46:56.180 --> 00:46:57.060
  • COMPLETELY NEUTRAL EXPRESSION.
  • 00:46:57.060 --> 00:46:57.270
  • - RICK: YEP.
  • 00:46:57.270 --> 00:46:58.100
  • - MIKE: BUT NOT BLASÉ.
  • 00:46:58.100 --> 00:46:59.170
  • NOT BORED.
  • 00:46:59.170 --> 00:47:01.030
  • - RICK: NOT BORED.
  • 00:47:01.030 --> 00:47:01.260
  • - MIKE: JUST...NEUTRAL.
  • 00:47:01.260 --> 00:47:02.140
  • - RICK: NEUTRAL.
  • 00:47:02.140 --> 00:47:03.240
  • - BUTCH: IF YOU COULD TIP YOUR
  • 00:47:03.240 --> 00:47:04.160
  • HEAD A LITTLE THAT WAY, AS
  • 00:47:04.160 --> 00:47:05.050
  • WELL, YOU GET A LITTLE MORE
  • 00:47:05.050 --> 00:47:05.250
  • LIGHT THAT WAY.
  • 00:47:05.250 --> 00:47:06.090
  • - RICK: THIS WAY.
  • 00:47:06.090 --> 00:47:06.240
  • - MIKE: OH.
  • 00:47:06.240 --> 00:47:07.080
  • THIS WAY.
  • 00:47:07.080 --> 00:47:07.230
  • - RICK: YEAH.
  • 00:47:07.230 --> 00:47:08.060
  • - BUTCH: THERE YOU GO.
  • 00:47:08.060 --> 00:47:08.240
  • - MIKE: THERE, LIKE THAT.
  • 00:47:08.240 --> 00:47:09.130
  • - BUTCH: YEAH.
  • 00:47:09.130 --> 00:47:10.020
  • JUST SO YOUR HEAD'S PARALLEL.
  • 00:47:10.020 --> 00:47:10.230
  • - MIKE: NOW, IS IT GONNA BE
  • 00:47:10.230 --> 00:47:11.130
  • WEIRD WITH ME WEARIN' THE BALL
  • 00:47:11.130 --> 00:47:12.100
  • CAP?
  • 00:47:12.100 --> 00:47:13.000
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:47:13.000 --> 00:47:13.290
  • SOMEWHERE FROM BEYOND THE PALE,
  • 00:47:13.290 --> 00:47:14.220
  • DA VINCI'S SCREAMING.
  • 00:47:14.220 --> 00:47:16.030
  • AND, 500 VOLUNTEERS COME
  • 00:47:16.030 --> 00:47:18.260
  • TOGETHER TO BRING TO LIFE THE
  • 00:47:18.260 --> 00:47:20.210
  • GREATEST WORKS OF ART EVER
  • 00:47:20.210 --> 00:47:22.040
  • CREATED IN A STYLE CALLED
  • 00:47:22.040 --> 00:47:24.160
  • TABLEAUX VIVANTS, RIGHT?
  • 00:47:24.180 --> 00:47:27.180
  • - MATT: LIVING PICTURES.
  • 00:47:27.180 --> 00:47:28.160
  • [MUSIC]
  • 00:47:30.150 --> 00:47:31.020
  • - MIKE: I GOTTA ADMIT -- I'M
  • 00:47:31.020 --> 00:47:31.230
  • KINDA NERVOUS.
  • 00:47:31.230 --> 00:47:33.040
  • 'THE LAST SUPPER' HAS BEEN THE
  • 00:47:33.040 --> 00:47:34.020
  • FINAL TABLEAU OF EVERY PAGEANT
  • 00:47:34.020 --> 00:47:34.250
  • SINCE 1932.
  • 00:47:34.250 --> 00:47:35.120
  • AND WHILE I GIVE THEM MAJOR
  • 00:47:35.120 --> 00:47:36.160
  • PROPS FOR THEIR PRIORITIES, I
  • 00:47:36.160 --> 00:47:37.180
  • DON'T WANNA BE REMEMBERED AS
  • 00:47:37.180 --> 00:47:39.130
  • THE ONLY BARTHOLOMEW WHO BLEW
  • 00:47:39.130 --> 00:47:41.020
  • THE FINALE AND BECAME THE MOST
  • 00:47:41.020 --> 00:47:42.190
  • HATED DISCIPLE SINCE JUDAS.
  • 00:47:42.190 --> 00:47:44.280
  • - RICHARD: (NARRATING TO
  • 00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:46.120
  • AUDIENCE) BY LEONARDO DA VINCI,
  • 00:47:46.120 --> 00:47:47.040
  • 'THE LAST SUPPER.'
  • 00:47:51.050 --> 00:47:54.050
  • [MUSIC]
  • 00:47:54.050 --> 00:47:55.110
  • [PIANO AND VIOLIN PLAY]
  • 00:47:55.130 --> 00:47:58.130
  • - MIKE: SO, THE PEOPLE GO
  • 00:47:58.130 --> 00:47:59.150
  • ONSTAGE AND THEY ASSUME THE
  • 00:47:59.150 --> 00:48:00.070
  • POSITIONS OF THE FIGURES IN THE
  • 00:48:00.070 --> 00:48:02.050
  • FAMOUS PIECES.
  • 00:48:02.050 --> 00:48:04.110
  • AND AN ORCHESTRA PLAYS.
  • 00:48:04.110 --> 00:48:05.160
  • - LAURIE: AND YOU'RE BARTH--
  • 00:48:05.160 --> 00:48:06.210
  • - MIKE: AND A NARRATOR--
  • 00:48:06.210 --> 00:48:07.230
  • - LAURIE: --BARTHOLOMEW?
  • 00:48:07.230 --> 00:48:08.200
  • - MATT: I LOVE IT.
  • 00:48:08.200 --> 00:48:09.060
  • - LAURIE: WHO IS-- WHICH ONE
  • 00:48:09.060 --> 00:48:10.210
  • WERE YOU?
  • 00:48:10.210 --> 00:48:11.150
  • - MIKE: WELL, IN 'THE LAST
  • 00:48:11.150 --> 00:48:12.050
  • SUPPER,' DA VINCI'S 'LAST
  • 00:48:12.050 --> 00:48:12.240
  • SUPPER,' I'M BARTHOLOMEW.
  • 00:48:12.240 --> 00:48:13.130
  • - LAURIE: BARTHOLOMEW.
  • 00:48:13.130 --> 00:48:14.010
  • YEAH.
  • 00:48:14.010 --> 00:48:14.100
  • I SAW THAT.
  • 00:48:14.100 --> 00:48:14.220
  • - MIKE: YES.
  • 00:48:14.220 --> 00:48:16.000
  • I'M BARTHOLOMEW.
  • 00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:16.140
  • I MET JESUS!
  • 00:48:16.200 --> 00:48:19.200
  • AT THE PAGEANT OF THE
  • 00:48:19.200 --> 00:48:20.070
  • MASTERS, I FINALLY MET JESUS.
  • 00:48:20.070 --> 00:48:20.280
  • - LAURIE: YOU COULDN'T FIND
  • 00:48:20.280 --> 00:48:21.180
  • JESUS?
  • 00:48:21.180 --> 00:48:21.270
  • - MIKE: I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR
  • 00:48:23.250 --> 00:48:24.160
  • HIM ALL MY LIFE AND THERE HE
  • 00:48:24.160 --> 00:48:25.060
  • WAS IN LAGUNA BEACH, THE WHOLE
  • 00:48:25.060 --> 00:48:25.270
  • TIME.
  • 00:48:25.270 --> 00:48:26.060
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:48:26.060 --> 00:48:26.170
  • IT WAS GREAT.
  • 00:48:26.170 --> 00:48:27.020
  • WE HAD A MEAL.
  • 00:48:27.020 --> 00:48:27.230
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:48:27.230 --> 00:48:28.240
  • - LAURIE: BROKE BREAD.
  • 00:48:28.240 --> 00:48:29.120
  • - MATT: CALLED THE LAST
  • 00:48:29.120 --> 00:48:30.010
  • SUPPER.
  • 00:48:30.010 --> 00:48:30.270
  • - MIKE: IT WAS GREAT.
  • 00:48:30.270 --> 00:48:31.250
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:48:31.250 --> 00:48:32.240
  • - MIKE: IT WAS THE LAST
  • 00:48:32.240 --> 00:48:33.120
  • SUPPER.
  • 00:48:33.120 --> 00:48:33.220
  • I'VE READ ABOUT IT, BUT I HAD
  • 00:48:33.220 --> 00:48:34.130
  • NO IDEA.
  • 00:48:34.130 --> 00:48:34.230
  • IT WAS DELICIOUS.
  • 00:48:34.230 --> 00:48:35.080
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:48:35.080 --> 00:48:35.220
  • THEY HAD LOBSTER.
  • 00:48:35.220 --> 00:48:36.070
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:48:36.070 --> 00:48:37.050
  • - MIKE: WHO ORDERED THE
  • 00:48:37.050 --> 00:48:37.270
  • LOBSTER?
  • 00:48:37.270 --> 00:48:38.070
  • - MATT: YOU KNOW-- YOU KNOW
  • 00:48:38.070 --> 00:48:38.270
  • WHAT--
  • 00:48:38.270 --> 00:48:39.060
  • - MATT: --I WANT PEOPLE TO
  • 00:48:39.060 --> 00:48:39.260
  • UNDERSTAND--
  • 00:48:39.260 --> 00:48:40.100
  • [LAURIE AND MIKE LAUGHING
  • 00:48:40.100 --> 00:48:41.040
  • UNCONTROLLABLY]
  • 00:48:41.040 --> 00:48:41.180
  • YOU KNOW, IT'S ALMOST LIKE THIS
  • 00:48:41.180 --> 00:48:42.290
  • SHOW, MIKE, IS BASED UPON THAT
  • 00:48:42.290 --> 00:48:45.190
  • OLD ADAGE THAT, YOU KNOW, IF
  • 00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:49.000
  • YOU LOVE WHAT YOU DO, YOU NEVER
  • 00:48:49.000 --> 00:48:50.120
  • WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
  • 00:48:50.120 --> 00:48:51.190
  • - MATT: IT AIN'T WORK.
  • 00:48:51.190 --> 00:48:52.090
  • - MATT: YOU KNOW?
  • 00:48:52.090 --> 00:48:52.280
  • AND--
  • 00:48:52.280 --> 00:48:53.230
  • - LAURIE: WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU
  • 00:48:53.230 --> 00:48:54.140
  • THINK ABOUT IT -- I'VE GOT
  • 00:48:54.140 --> 00:48:55.030
  • COUSINS IN BANGLADESH BEING
  • 00:48:55.030 --> 00:48:55.270
  • MISSIONARIES.
  • 00:48:55.270 --> 00:48:57.150
  • WHAT IN THE WORLD...
  • 00:48:57.150 --> 00:48:59.100
  • - MATT: HOW DO THEY DO THAT?
  • 00:48:59.100 --> 00:49:00.110
  • - LAURIE: YOU KNOW, YOU JUST
  • 00:49:00.110 --> 00:49:01.070
  • THINK--
  • 00:49:01.070 --> 00:49:02.040
  • - MATT: YOU KNOW?
  • 00:49:02.040 --> 00:49:03.090
  • HOW DO THEY DO IT?
  • 00:49:03.090 --> 00:49:03.240
  • - LAURIE: --MY GOODNESS.
  • 00:49:03.240 --> 00:49:04.130
  • THAT CALLING ON THEIR LIVES.
  • 00:49:04.130 --> 00:49:05.030
  • - MIKE: YEAH.
  • 00:49:05.030 --> 00:49:06.000
  • - LAURIE: YOU KNOW, PEOPLE
  • 00:49:06.000 --> 00:49:06.230
  • THAT-- THAT GO--
  • 00:49:06.230 --> 00:49:07.070
  • MY BROTHER HAS A PRISON
  • 00:49:07.070 --> 00:49:07.250
  • MINISTRY, YOU KNOW.
  • 00:49:07.250 --> 00:49:08.210
  • AND IT'S A CALLING FROM GOD
  • 00:49:08.210 --> 00:49:11.170
  • THAT-- THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
  • 00:49:11.230 --> 00:49:14.230
  • - MATT: I THINK OF MY OWN
  • 00:49:14.230 --> 00:49:15.280
  • PARENTS THAT STARTED--
  • 00:49:15.280 --> 00:49:17.040
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:49:17.040 --> 00:49:17.190
  • - MATT: --THIS NETWORK WITH
  • 00:49:17.190 --> 00:49:18.140
  • NOTHING.
  • 00:49:18.140 --> 00:49:19.010
  • - MIKE: RIGHT.
  • 00:49:19.010 --> 00:49:19.150
  • - MATT: AND, BY THE WAY, I
  • 00:49:19.150 --> 00:49:20.120
  • JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT ONE
  • 00:49:20.120 --> 00:49:21.100
  • OF THE-- ONE OF MY MOM AND
  • 00:49:21.100 --> 00:49:22.120
  • DAD'S FAVORITE SCRIPTURES
  • 00:49:22.120 --> 00:49:24.160
  • WAS -- I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S
  • 00:49:24.160 --> 00:49:26.090
  • LOCATED IN THE BIBLE, I CAN'T--
  • 00:49:26.090 --> 00:49:27.230
  • I CAN'T REMEMBER: "GOD HAS
  • 00:49:27.230 --> 00:49:28.200
  • CHOSEN..."
  • 00:49:28.200 --> 00:49:30.090
  • - BOTH: "...THE FOOLISH TO
  • 00:49:30.090 --> 00:49:31.090
  • CONFOUND THE WISE."
  • 00:49:31.090 --> 00:49:33.040
  • - MIKE: HAH!
  • 00:49:37.060 --> 00:49:40.060
  • - MATT: AND SO, YOU KNOW--
  • 00:49:40.060 --> 00:49:40.260
  • - LAURIE: HERE WE ARE!
  • 00:49:40.260 --> 00:49:41.140
  • - MIKE: HERE I AM!
  • 00:49:41.140 --> 00:49:42.000
  • - LAURIE: I'M SURE WE'RE
  • 00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:42.190
  • CONFOUNDING A FEW OF YOU OUT
  • 00:49:42.190 --> 00:49:43.090
  • THERE.
  • 00:49:43.270 --> 00:49:46.270
  • THROUGH THE YEARS.
  • 00:49:46.270 --> 00:49:47.120
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:49:47.120 --> 00:49:47.250
  • - MIKE: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT
  • 00:49:47.250 --> 00:49:48.170
  • I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
  • 00:49:48.170 --> 00:49:49.020
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:49:49.020 --> 00:49:49.200
  • [LAURIE LAUGHING]
  • 00:49:49.200 --> 00:49:50.050
  • - MATT: AND SO, WE
  • 00:49:50.050 --> 00:49:50.210
  • BASICALLY...UH, YOU KNOW, WHEN
  • 00:49:50.210 --> 00:49:51.240
  • IT COMES TO...
  • 00:49:51.240 --> 00:49:53.150
  • YOU KNOW, YOU ARE-- YOU ARE AN
  • 00:49:53.150 --> 00:49:55.050
  • INTERESTING GUY.
  • 00:49:55.050 --> 00:49:57.120
  • [MIKE LAUGHS]
  • 00:49:57.120 --> 00:49:57.250
  • YOU ARE MORE THAN JUST THE
  • 00:49:57.250 --> 00:49:58.290
  • SEWER-DWELLER THAT SOME PEOPLE
  • 00:49:58.290 --> 00:49:59.240
  • KNOW YOU AS.
  • 00:49:59.240 --> 00:50:02.010
  • - MIKE: THAT'S VERY KIND OF
  • 00:50:02.010 --> 00:50:02.210
  • YOU.
  • 00:50:02.210 --> 00:50:02.290
  • THANK YOU.
  • 00:50:02.290 --> 00:50:03.130
  • - MATT: YOU KNOW, AND I REALLY
  • 00:50:03.130 --> 00:50:05.190
  • ENCOURAGE, UST FOR 19 MINUTES,
  • 00:50:05.190 --> 00:50:07.050
  • TO GO WATCH HIS TED TALK BECAUSE
  • 00:50:07.130 --> 00:50:10.130
  • IT REALLY GIVES YOU AN ESSENCE
  • 00:50:10.130 --> 00:50:11.040
  • OF WHAT YOU ARE WHEN YOU
  • 00:50:11.040 --> 00:50:13.090
  • SQUEEZE THE LARGE TUBE CALLED
  • 00:50:13.090 --> 00:50:14.100
  • MIKE ROWE AS TOOTHPASTE--
  • 00:50:14.100 --> 00:50:16.140
  • - MIKE: OH, MY GOD...THIS
  • 00:50:16.140 --> 00:50:17.030
  • METAPHOR...
  • 00:50:17.030 --> 00:50:17.190
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:50:17.190 --> 00:50:18.140
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:50:18.140 --> 00:50:18.280
  • - MIKE: LAURIE, WE'VE GOTTA
  • 00:50:19.180 --> 00:50:22.180
  • TALK ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND'S
  • 00:50:22.180 --> 00:50:23.070
  • METAPHORS.
  • 00:50:23.070 --> 00:50:23.250
  • - MATT: YEAH, GOTTA DO IT.
  • 00:50:23.250 --> 00:50:25.120
  • - MIKE: THE SQUEEZING OF THE
  • 00:50:25.120 --> 00:50:26.030
  • TUBES AND PASTE...
  • 00:50:26.030 --> 00:50:26.180
  • SOMEBODY'S GOTTA GO CLEAN UP
  • 00:50:26.180 --> 00:50:27.120
  • THE YARD AFTER THE DOG.
  • 00:50:27.120 --> 00:50:29.040
  • THAT'S NOT THIS.
  • 00:50:29.040 --> 00:50:30.160
  • - MIKE: NO.
  • 00:50:30.160 --> 00:50:32.060
  • - MATT: SOMEBODY'S "GOT" TO DO
  • 00:50:32.060 --> 00:50:33.020
  • IT.
  • 00:50:33.020 --> 00:50:33.130
  • THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
  • 00:50:33.130 --> 00:50:34.170
  • - MIKE: LOOK, MY FAVORITE --
  • 00:50:34.170 --> 00:50:37.010
  • AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS IN
  • 00:50:37.010 --> 00:50:38.020
  • THE BIBLE, EITHER -- BUT
  • 00:50:38.020 --> 00:50:38.200
  • SOMEBODY SAID THE ROLE OF
  • 00:50:38.200 --> 00:50:39.240
  • RELIGION IS TO, UH, COMFORT THE
  • 00:50:40.020 --> 00:50:43.020
  • AFFLICTED AND AFFLICT THE
  • 00:50:43.020 --> 00:50:44.030
  • COMFORTED.
  • 00:50:44.030 --> 00:50:45.250
  • - MATT: HMMPH.
  • 00:50:45.250 --> 00:50:46.130
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:50:46.130 --> 00:50:46.280
  • - MIKE: RIGHT?
  • 00:50:46.280 --> 00:50:48.080
  • SO, IT'S THIS IDEA-- I LIKE
  • 00:50:48.080 --> 00:50:49.170
  • AFFLICTED PEOPLE.
  • 00:50:50.040 --> 00:50:53.040
  • AND, THE JUXTAPOSITION THAT I'M
  • 00:50:53.110 --> 00:50:56.110
  • MOST INTERESTED IN FINDING-- I
  • 00:50:56.110 --> 00:50:57.020
  • THOUGHT ABOUT IT WHEN YOU WERE
  • 00:50:57.020 --> 00:50:57.230
  • TALKING ABOUT A CALLING, A
  • 00:50:57.230 --> 00:50:58.120
  • MISSIONARY IN BANGLADESH.
  • 00:50:58.150 --> 00:51:01.170
  • YOU KNOW, THE AVERAGE PERSON
  • 00:51:01.170 --> 00:51:02.070
  • HEARS THAT AND GOES: OOH...HOW
  • 00:51:02.070 --> 00:51:03.020
  • DO THEY DO THAT?
  • 00:51:03.020 --> 00:51:03.160
  • - MATT: OOH. YEAH.
  • 00:51:03.160 --> 00:51:04.060
  • - MIKE: THAT SOUNDS LIKE
  • 00:51:04.060 --> 00:51:05.000
  • BUT THE LESSON FROM "DIRTY
  • 00:51:06.080 --> 00:51:07.050
  • JOBS" AND THE LESSON FROM
  • 00:51:07.050 --> 00:51:07.240
  • "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT" IS:
  • 00:51:07.240 --> 00:51:08.140
  • THERE'S JOY...
  • 00:51:08.140 --> 00:51:10.000
  • - MATT: HMMH.
  • 00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:11.070
  • - MIKE: ...WHEREVER YOU DECIDE
  • 00:51:11.070 --> 00:51:11.290
  • THERE'S JOY.
  • 00:51:11.290 --> 00:51:13.100
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:51:13.100 --> 00:51:13.280
  • - MATT: COME ON, NOW.
  • 00:51:13.280 --> 00:51:14.150
  • - LAURIE: IN YOUR CALLING.
  • 00:51:14.150 --> 00:51:15.050
  • - MIKE: THAT'S IT!
  • 00:51:15.050 --> 00:51:15.210
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:51:15.210 --> 00:51:16.050
  • - MIKE: SO, THIS IDEA THAT
  • 00:51:16.050 --> 00:51:17.080
  • CALLINGS ARE SOMEHOW ROOTED IN
  • 00:51:17.080 --> 00:51:18.120
  • - MIKE: IT'S POPULAR
  • 00:51:28.110 --> 00:51:30.010
  • BECAUSE...YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS
  • 00:51:30.010 --> 00:51:30.230
  • POPULAR TO BE THE NAYSAYER, YOU
  • 00:51:30.230 --> 00:51:31.150
  • KNOW?
  • 00:51:31.150 --> 00:51:31.240
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:51:31.240 --> 00:51:32.090
  • - MIKE: BUT, WHEN YOU FIND
  • 00:51:32.090 --> 00:51:32.290
  • TRULY HAPPY PEOPLE DOING
  • 00:51:32.290 --> 00:51:34.180
  • SOMETHING THAT VISUALLY STRIKES
  • 00:51:35.090 --> 00:51:38.090
  • YOU AS MISERABLE, THEN WE
  • 00:51:38.090 --> 00:51:40.120
  • CREATE WHAT THE SHRINKS CALL
  • 00:51:40.120 --> 00:51:42.020
  • THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE.
  • 00:51:42.020 --> 00:51:45.020
  • - MATT: NICE.
  • 00:51:45.020 --> 00:51:45.180
  • - MIKE: AND THAT'S WHAT'S FUN.
  • 00:51:45.180 --> 00:51:46.100
  • WHEN YOU SEE A SEPTIC-TANK
  • 00:51:46.100 --> 00:51:49.030
  • WORKER, JOYFUL AND HAPPY IN
  • 00:51:49.030 --> 00:51:51.270
  • HIS, OR HER, WORK, IT FORCES
  • 00:51:51.270 --> 00:51:54.080
  • YOUR BRAIN TO SAY: WHAT DO THEY
  • 00:51:54.080 --> 00:51:56.020
  • KNOW THAT I DON'T?
  • 00:51:56.020 --> 00:51:57.220
  • - MATT: THAT'S RIGHT.
  • 00:51:57.220 --> 00:51:58.120
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:51:58.120 --> 00:51:59.070
  • - MIKE: AND IF I CAN GET
  • 00:51:59.070 --> 00:51:59.260
  • PEOPLE IN MY MODEST LITTLE
  • 00:51:59.260 --> 00:52:01.170
  • SHOWS TO...ASK THEMSELVES THAT
  • 00:52:01.170 --> 00:52:04.080
  • QUESTION, THEN WE HAVE
  • 00:52:04.160 --> 00:52:07.160
  • SOMETHING MORE THAN A SHOW.
  • 00:52:07.160 --> 00:52:08.060
  • - LAURIE: MMH.
  • 00:52:08.060 --> 00:52:09.020
  • - MIKE: THEN THE SHOW ITSELF
  • 00:52:09.020 --> 00:52:10.040
  • BECOMES A MESSAGE.
  • 00:52:12.210 --> 00:52:15.210
  • AND, HONESTLY -- I
  • 00:52:15.210 --> 00:52:17.020
  • MEAN, NOT TO OVERTHINK IT, BUT,
  • 00:52:17.020 --> 00:52:17.240
  • SHOWS ARE EASY.
  • 00:52:17.240 --> 00:52:18.080
  • SHOWS ARE FORMATS.
  • 00:52:18.080 --> 00:52:21.020
  • SPIN THE WHEEL, BUY A VOWEL.
  • 00:52:21.020 --> 00:52:21.220
  • [MATT LAUGHS]
  • 00:52:21.220 --> 00:52:22.060
  • RIGHT?
  • 00:52:22.060 --> 00:52:22.170
  • MOVE THAT BUS.
  • 00:52:22.170 --> 00:52:23.050
  • SHOWS ARE FORMATS.
  • 00:52:23.050 --> 00:52:24.090
  • UM, CALLINGS ARE NOT.
  • 00:52:24.230 --> 00:52:27.230
  • MISSIONS ARE NOT.
  • 00:52:27.230 --> 00:52:30.210
  • SO, YOU KNOW, IF I WERE WRITING
  • 00:52:30.210 --> 00:52:31.200
  • MY OWN THING AND TRYING TO LOOK
  • 00:52:31.200 --> 00:52:33.120
  • BACK ON IT, SAYING,
  • 00:52:33.120 --> 00:52:34.170
  • "WHAT...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
  • 00:52:34.170 --> 00:52:36.210
  • THE ANSWER'S ACTUALLY REALLY
  • 00:52:36.210 --> 00:52:38.140
  • SIMPLE.
  • 00:52:38.140 --> 00:52:39.020
  • I'M DOING THE SAME SHOW OVER
  • 00:52:39.020 --> 00:52:40.220
  • AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
  • 00:52:40.220 --> 00:52:42.110
  • SOMETIMES, IT'S CALLED
  • 00:52:42.110 --> 00:52:43.170
  • "DIRTY JOBS."
  • 00:52:43.170 --> 00:52:44.140
  • SOMETIMES, IT'S CALLED
  • 00:52:44.140 --> 00:52:45.280
  • "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO IT."
  • 00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:46.270
  • NOW, ON FACEBOOK, IT'S CALLED
  • 00:52:46.270 --> 00:52:48.090
  • "RETURNING THE FAVOR."
  • 00:52:48.090 --> 00:52:50.120
  • UM...IT'S ALL AN ATTEMPT TO
  • 00:52:50.160 --> 00:52:53.160
  • TAKE MY LITTLE FLASHLIGHT AND
  • 00:52:54.020 --> 00:52:57.020
  • SHINE IT ON SOMETHING I THINK
  • 00:52:57.020 --> 00:52:58.080
  • IT WORTH LOOKIN' AT.
  • 00:52:58.080 --> 00:52:59.030
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:52:59.030 --> 00:52:59.170
  • - LAURIE: AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
  • 00:52:59.170 --> 00:53:00.120
  • IT'S BASICALLY SERVING OTHERS.
  • 00:53:00.120 --> 00:53:02.210
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:53:02.210 --> 00:53:04.080
  • - MIKE: SURE.
  • 00:53:04.080 --> 00:53:04.210
  • - LAURIE: YOU KNOW.
  • 00:53:04.210 --> 00:53:06.010
  • AND THAT'S WHERE OUR JOY COMES
  • 00:53:06.010 --> 00:53:07.140
  • FROM IS IN SERVING AS-- YOU
  • 00:53:07.240 --> 00:53:10.240
  • KNOW, GOD GIVES HIS GRACE, WE--
  • 00:53:10.240 --> 00:53:11.230
  • HORIZONTALLY.
  • 00:53:11.230 --> 00:53:13.120
  • WE SHARE IT, VERTICALLY.
  • 00:53:13.120 --> 00:53:16.020
  • - MIKE: CAN I JUST ADD MY
  • 00:53:16.020 --> 00:53:16.240
  • VIEW?
  • 00:53:16.240 --> 00:53:17.080
  • YOUR VIEWERS, UH...
  • 00:53:17.080 --> 00:53:18.270
  • - LAURIE: WHICH ARE NOW YOUR
  • 00:53:18.270 --> 00:53:20.090
  • VIEWERS.
  • 00:53:20.090 --> 00:53:22.040
  • OUR.
  • 00:53:22.040 --> 00:53:22.280
  • - MIKE: OUR VIEWERS NEED TO
  • 00:53:22.280 --> 00:53:24.010
  • SEE US HAVING FUN.
  • 00:53:24.010 --> 00:53:26.260
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:53:26.260 --> 00:53:27.170
  • - MIKE: THEY JUST-- THEY JUST
  • 00:53:27.170 --> 00:53:29.080
  • NEED TO.
  • 00:53:29.080 --> 00:53:29.280
  • ONE OF THE THINGS THAT
  • 00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:31.160
  • ABSOLUTELY, UH, DICTATES MY OWN
  • 00:53:33.090 --> 00:53:36.090
  • FOUNDATION IS WE HAVE TO MAKE
  • 00:53:36.090 --> 00:53:37.150
  • WORK COOL AGAIN.
  • 00:53:37.150 --> 00:53:38.170
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:53:38.170 --> 00:53:39.020
  • - MATT: HMMH.
  • 00:53:39.020 --> 00:53:39.190
  • - MIKE: BECAUSE, IF ALL WE
  • 00:53:39.190 --> 00:53:40.210
  • HAVE ARE PORTRAYALS OF
  • 00:53:40.210 --> 00:53:42.280
  • DRUDGERY, THEN WORK WILL BECOME
  • 00:53:42.280 --> 00:53:44.150
  • THE PROXIMATE CAUSE OF OUR
  • 00:53:44.150 --> 00:53:45.160
  • MISERY.
  • 00:53:45.160 --> 00:53:46.240
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:53:46.240 --> 00:53:47.280
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:53:47.280 --> 00:53:48.260
  • - MIKE: SO, WE'RE JUST--
  • 00:53:48.260 --> 00:53:49.190
  • YOU KNOW, OUR COUNTRY'S A
  • 00:53:49.190 --> 00:53:50.080
  • LITTLE SAD RIGHT NOW.
  • 00:53:50.080 --> 00:53:51.020
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:53:51.020 --> 00:53:51.170
  • - MIKE: AND, I THINK WE'RE
  • 00:53:51.170 --> 00:53:52.270
  • KINDA SAD BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN
  • 00:53:52.270 --> 00:53:54.060
  • LOOKING AT THINGS THAT MAKE US
  • 00:53:54.060 --> 00:53:55.060
  • SAD.
  • 00:53:55.060 --> 00:53:57.200
  • YOU KNOW, IF YOU GO TO
  • 00:53:58.030 --> 00:54:01.050
  • YOUR NEWS FEED ON FACEBOOK AND
  • 00:54:01.050 --> 00:54:01.260
  • SEE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE YOU
  • 00:54:01.260 --> 00:54:02.150
  • THOUGHT WERE YOUR FRIENDS
  • 00:54:02.150 --> 00:54:03.040
  • UNFRIENDED YOU BECAUSE YOU
  • 00:54:03.040 --> 00:54:03.230
  • LIKED OR SHARED THE WRONG
  • 00:54:03.230 --> 00:54:04.120
  • THING, THAT'S SAD.
  • 00:54:04.120 --> 00:54:06.060
  • AND IF YOU TURN ON
  • 00:54:06.060 --> 00:54:06.270
  • CABLE NEWS AND YOU SEE
  • 00:54:06.270 --> 00:54:08.030
  • ALL THE BULGING VEINS AND
  • 00:54:08.030 --> 00:54:09.080
  • THE SPITTLE FLYING THROUGH
  • 00:54:09.080 --> 00:54:10.120
  • THE AIR AND THE
  • 00:54:10.120 --> 00:54:10.270
  • LATEST DISASTER...
  • 00:54:10.270 --> 00:54:11.270
  • - LAURIE: OUTRAGE.
  • 00:54:11.270 --> 00:54:12.160
  • - MIKE: THE OUTRAGE, RIGHT?
  • 00:54:12.160 --> 00:54:13.120
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
  • 00:54:13.120 --> 00:54:14.200
  • - MIKE: ...YOU CAN ONLY ABSORB
  • 00:54:14.200 --> 00:54:15.120
  • SO MUCH OF THAT.
  • 00:54:15.120 --> 00:54:15.260
  • - LAURIE: MM-HMM.
  • 00:54:15.260 --> 00:54:16.110
  • - MIKE: YOU KNOW?
  • 00:54:16.110 --> 00:54:17.210
  • SO, ON "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO
  • 00:54:17.210 --> 00:54:18.110
  • IT," I THINK IN THE THIRD
  • 00:54:18.110 --> 00:54:19.030
  • EPISODE, UH, WE GO TO A PLACE
  • 00:54:19.030 --> 00:54:20.140
  • CALLED DISASTER CITY AND WE
  • 00:54:20.140 --> 00:54:22.040
  • MEET A GUY NAMED BILLY PARKER
  • 00:54:22.040 --> 00:54:23.200
  • WHOSE ENTIRE LIFE WAS MOTIVATED
  • 00:54:23.200 --> 00:54:25.040
  • BY HIS YOUTH PASTOR.
  • 00:54:25.040 --> 00:54:28.030
  • HE HAS PARKINSON'S DISEASE,
  • 00:54:28.030 --> 00:54:28.280
  • NOW.
  • 00:54:28.280 --> 00:54:30.110
  • BUT HE RUNS A CITY, IN TEXAS,
  • 00:54:30.110 --> 00:54:32.110
  • THAT TRAINS FIRST RESPONDERS.
  • 00:54:33.140 --> 00:54:36.140
  • HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK
  • 00:54:36.140 --> 00:54:37.040
  • YOU'VE TRAINED, PERSONALLY,
  • 00:54:37.040 --> 00:54:39.060
  • OR DISASTER CITY HAS TRAINED
  • 00:54:39.060 --> 00:54:41.210
  • JUST...IN THE WHOLE AREA OF
  • 00:54:41.210 --> 00:54:42.110
  • FIRST RESPONSE?
  • 00:54:42.110 --> 00:54:43.040
  • - BILLY PARKER: THE FIRE
  • 00:54:43.040 --> 00:54:43.230
  • SCHOOL'S TRAINED 81.000 PEOPLE
  • 00:54:43.230 --> 00:54:44.140
  • A YEAR ON AVERAGE.
  • 00:54:44.140 --> 00:54:46.120
  • - MIKE: HEH!
  • 00:54:46.120 --> 00:54:47.010
  • - BILLY: AND HAVE FOR MANY
  • 00:54:47.010 --> 00:54:47.260
  • YEARS.
  • 00:54:47.260 --> 00:54:49.000
  • - MIKE: YEAH.
  • 00:54:49.000 --> 00:54:49.250
  • YOU LOVE WHAT YOU DO?
  • 00:54:49.250 --> 00:54:50.120
  • - BILLY: LOVE IT.
  • 00:54:50.120 --> 00:54:51.290
  • GRANDDAD SAID IF YOU GET A JOB
  • 00:54:51.290 --> 00:54:52.200
  • YOU LOVE, YOU NEVER HAVE TO
  • 00:54:52.200 --> 00:54:53.150
  • WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
  • 00:54:54.280 --> 00:54:57.280
  • - MIKE: TALK ABOUT A CALLING?
  • 00:54:57.280 --> 00:54:58.190
  • - LAURIE: RIGHT.
  • 00:54:58.190 --> 00:54:59.040
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:54:59.040 --> 00:54:59.200
  • - MIKE: THAT GUY...THROUGH THE
  • 00:54:59.200 --> 00:55:00.140
  • HAZE OF PARKINSON'S IS THERE.
  • 00:55:00.140 --> 00:55:01.050
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:55:01.050 --> 00:55:01.190
  • - MIKE: EVERY DAY, HE MUST
  • 00:55:01.190 --> 00:55:02.120
  • ATTEND.
  • 00:55:02.120 --> 00:55:03.030
  • AND HE DOES.
  • 00:55:03.030 --> 00:55:05.000
  • - MATT: WOW.
  • 00:55:05.000 --> 00:55:05.130
  • FINAL WORD IS GONNA GO TO YOU
  • 00:55:05.130 --> 00:55:06.210
  • BECAUSE--
  • 00:55:06.210 --> 00:55:07.170
  • - LAURIE: YEAH.
  • 00:55:07.170 --> 00:55:08.210
  • - MATT: --THE ONLY REAL PREP
  • 00:55:08.210 --> 00:55:10.140
  • THAT WE DID FOR THIS SHOW WAS
  • 00:55:10.140 --> 00:55:11.050
  • THAT YOU INSISTED ON THE FINAL
  • 00:55:11.050 --> 00:55:12.170
  • WORD, SO I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO
  • 00:55:12.170 --> 00:55:13.150
  • YOU.
  • 00:55:13.150 --> 00:55:14.080
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:55:14.080 --> 00:55:14.260
  • - MIKE: WELL, WE ALSO HAD ALL
  • 00:55:14.260 --> 00:55:15.170
  • THE BACON...
  • 00:55:15.170 --> 00:55:15.290
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:55:15.290 --> 00:55:16.130
  • - MATT: YEAH.
  • 00:55:16.130 --> 00:55:16.260
  • YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
  • 00:55:16.260 --> 00:55:17.170
  • - MIKE: ...WHICH IS SUPER
  • 00:55:17.170 --> 00:55:18.270
  • WEIRD.
  • 00:55:18.270 --> 00:55:19.090
  • - MATT: BUT, BASICALLY, I JUST
  • 00:55:19.090 --> 00:55:20.010
  • WANNA SAY SOMETHING TO OUR
  • 00:55:20.010 --> 00:55:20.200
  • UM, I THINK OF SOMEBODY WITH A
  • 00:55:23.040 --> 00:55:24.130
  • SOMEBODY'S-GOT-TO-DO-IT, UH,
  • 00:55:25.030 --> 00:55:28.030
  • AND I THINK OF MY PARENTS.
  • 00:55:28.030 --> 00:55:30.060
  • - LAURIE: ME, TOO.
  • 00:55:30.060 --> 00:55:32.030
  • - MATT: THEY WOKE UP EVERY
  • 00:55:32.030 --> 00:55:32.230
  • DAY, SAYING, "THIS NETWORK'S
  • 00:55:32.230 --> 00:55:33.270
  • GOTTA BE BUILT."
  • 00:55:33.270 --> 00:55:35.150
  • AND, PARTNERS, FOR 45 YEARS,
  • 00:55:35.150 --> 00:55:36.250
  • YOU'VE BEEN DOING THAT AND
  • 00:55:36.250 --> 00:55:38.200
  • ASSISTING IN MAKING THAT
  • 00:55:38.200 --> 00:55:39.160
  • HAPPEN.
  • 00:55:43.050 --> 00:55:46.050
  • THAT'S WHAT I
  • 00:55:46.050 --> 00:55:46.240
  • THAT'S MY INNER MONOLOGUE.
  • 00:55:49.120 --> 00:55:50.010
  • THAT'S MY RESET KIND OF THING.
  • 00:55:50.010 --> 00:55:50.220
  • WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS THERE'S
  • 00:55:50.220 --> 00:55:51.110
  • A CALLING, I THINK OF MY
  • 00:55:51.110 --> 00:55:51.290
  • PARENTS--
  • 00:55:51.290 --> 00:55:53.100
  • - LAURIE: AND OUR PURPOSE IN
  • 00:55:53.100 --> 00:55:54.010
  • INVESTING, YEAH.
  • 00:55:54.010 --> 00:55:55.020
  • - MATT: --WAKING UP EVERY DAY.
  • 00:55:55.020 --> 00:55:56.020
  • PURPOSE, DESTINY -- ALL THOSE
  • 00:55:56.020 --> 00:55:56.230
  • WORDS THAT MEAN THAT.
  • 00:55:56.230 --> 00:55:59.020
  • SO, THE LAST, REALLY, QUESTION,
  • 00:55:59.020 --> 00:55:59.240
  • THE LAST RESPONSE TO YOU, MIKE,
  • 00:55:59.240 --> 00:56:00.180
  • WOULD BE: SO, YOUR CALLING,
  • 00:56:00.180 --> 00:56:02.000
  • YOUR PURPOSE, YOUR DESTINY IS
  • 00:56:02.000 --> 00:56:03.240
  • GOING TO COME OUT IN THIS SHOW
  • 00:56:04.110 --> 00:56:07.110
  • CALLED "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO
  • 00:56:07.110 --> 00:56:08.020
  • - MIKE: "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO
  • 00:56:12.180 --> 00:56:14.040
  • IT" IS A TRIP WHERE MY CREW AND
  • 00:56:14.040 --> 00:56:15.180
  • I, WHO ARE...ALL TRANSPARENT,
  • 00:56:16.070 --> 00:56:19.070
  • UH, GO AROUND THE COUNTRY
  • 00:56:19.070 --> 00:56:21.160
  • LOOKING FOR PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP
  • 00:56:21.160 --> 00:56:23.020
  • EVERY DAY CONVINCED THEY CAN
  • 00:56:24.100 --> 00:56:27.100
  • MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
  • 00:56:27.100 --> 00:56:28.140
  • BY DOING SOMETHING THAT SPEAKS
  • 00:56:28.140 --> 00:56:30.020
  • PASSIONATE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T
  • 00:56:33.220 --> 00:56:36.080
  • AFRAID OF HARD WORK, WHO AREN'T
  • 00:56:36.080 --> 00:56:37.220
  • AFRAID TO BE IN ON THE JOKE --
  • 00:56:37.220 --> 00:56:39.080
  • AND SOMETIMES THE BRUNT OF A
  • 00:56:39.080 --> 00:56:40.010
  • JOKE.
  • 00:56:43.040 --> 00:56:46.040
  • PEOPLE WHO MARCH TO
  • 00:56:46.040 --> 00:56:46.250
  • THE BEAT OF A DRUM THAT ONLY
  • 00:56:46.250 --> 00:56:47.150
  • THEY CAN HEAR.
  • 00:56:47.150 --> 00:56:47.280
  • THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WE LOOK
  • 00:56:47.280 --> 00:56:48.190
  • FOR.
  • 00:56:48.190 --> 00:56:49.030
  • WHEN WE FIND 'EM, WE HANG OUT,
  • 00:56:49.030 --> 00:56:49.240
  • WE HAVE A FEW LAUGHS, WE SAY
  • 00:56:49.240 --> 00:56:51.000
  • GOODBYE, AND THEN WE DO IT
  • 00:56:51.000 --> 00:56:52.070
  • AGAIN.
  • 00:56:52.070 --> 00:56:53.290
  • YOUR BUSINESS, IN MY VIEW,
  • 00:56:54.120 --> 00:56:57.120
  • YOU-- YOU HAVE A LEGACY.
  • 00:57:00.070 --> 00:57:03.070
  • YOU KNOW?
  • 00:57:03.070 --> 00:57:03.230
  • YOU INHERITED ONE AND YOU'RE
  • 00:57:03.230 --> 00:57:04.130
  • LEAVING ONE.
  • 00:57:04.130 --> 00:57:04.250
  • AND YOU HAVE A SCREEN.
  • 00:57:04.250 --> 00:57:05.290
  • AND YOU HAVE AN ARCHITECTURE OF
  • 00:57:05.290 --> 00:57:07.110
  • SATELLITES AND STATIONS.
  • 00:57:07.110 --> 00:57:09.060
  • AND THE PEOPLE THAT WE'RE
  • 00:57:09.060 --> 00:57:12.000
  • TALKING TO RIGHT NOW -- THEY
  • 00:57:12.000 --> 00:57:13.020
  • COULD BE WATCHING A LOT OF
  • 00:57:13.020 --> 00:57:14.160
  • DIFFERENT SCREENS AND A LOT OF
  • 00:57:14.160 --> 00:57:15.090
  • DIFFERENT THINGS.
  • 00:57:15.090 --> 00:57:16.010
  • THEY'RE WATCHING THIS BECAUSE
  • 00:57:16.010 --> 00:57:17.080
  • THEY KNOW YOU AND THEY TRUST
  • 00:57:17.080 --> 00:57:18.270
  • YOU AND THEY WANNA SEE WHAT'S
  • 00:57:18.270 --> 00:57:19.230
  • NEXT.
  • 00:57:19.230 --> 00:57:20.220
  • SO, I'M THRILLED TO BE HERE.
  • 00:57:20.220 --> 00:57:22.000
  • AND I HOPE, UH...I HOPE I DON'T
  • 00:57:24.130 --> 00:57:25.230
  • ANNOY TOO MANY OF YOUR VIEWERS.
  • 00:57:25.230 --> 00:57:27.170
  • [LAURIE LAUGHS]
  • 00:57:27.170 --> 00:57:28.140
  • - MATT: THAT'S YOUR CALLING.
  • 00:57:28.140 --> 00:57:29.050
  • - LAURIE: ME, TOO!
  • 00:57:29.050 --> 00:57:29.210
  • - MIKE: THAT'S MY GOAL.
  • 00:57:29.210 --> 00:57:30.190
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:57:30.190 --> 00:57:31.210
  • I AIM VERY LOW, LAURIE.
  • 00:57:31.210 --> 00:57:32.100
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:57:32.100 --> 00:57:32.240
  • - LAURIE: I AM SO EXCITED!
  • 00:57:32.240 --> 00:57:34.000
  • - MIKE: I-- I'M SO THRILLED TO
  • 00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:35.030
  • ANNOY AS FEW OF YOUR VIEWERS AS
  • 00:57:35.030 --> 00:57:35.250
  • I CAN.
  • 00:57:35.250 --> 00:57:36.210
  • [LAUGHTER]
  • 00:57:36.210 --> 00:57:37.070
  • - LAURIE: I'M GONNA BE
  • 00:57:37.070 --> 00:57:37.250
  • WATCHIN'...WATCHIN' YOU.
  • 00:57:37.250 --> 00:57:40.040
  • - MATT: DECEMBER 2ND, RIGHT
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  • HERE ON TBN.
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  • - MIKE: THANK YOU.
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  • - MATT: "SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO
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  • IT" WITH MIKE ROWE.
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  • [MUSIC]
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  • BYE-BYE.
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