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Matt & Laurie Crouch host Mike Rowe from Washington D.C.

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November 22, 2017
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Matt & Laurie Crouch host Mike Rowe from Washington D.C.

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  • MUSIC
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  • - FAVORITE DIRTY JOBS EPISODE?
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  • - BOB COLMBS HAS A PIG FARM IN
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  • LAS VEGAS.
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  • - THAT IS A BAD BUFFET RIGHT
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  • THERE.
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  • - WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE DIRTY
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  • JOBS?
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  • - AH.
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  • - MUSIC
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  • AND NOW THE END IS NEAR.
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  • - IF I WERE A CAT, I'D BE
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  • LOVING THIS.
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  • WHOSE CAT IS THAT?
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  • MUSIC
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  • - THERE WAS NO SHAME IN
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  • VOMITING ON DIRTY JOBS.
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  • GET READY, GET READY,.
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  • MATT IS JUST MUMBLING THE WORD
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  • BACON.
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  • IT WAS ALMOST LIKE A PRAYER.
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  • BECAUSE YOU'RE YOUR OWN MAN ON
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  • THAT COUCH, I ADMIRE THAT.
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  • - CROUCH, NOT COUCH.
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  • - LET'S NOT SPLIT HAIRS.
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  • THE IMPORTANT THING IS YOU'RE
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  • HERE TO CHAT WITH TWO ZIPPERS,
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  • ONE AT THE BOTTOM AND ONE AT THE
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  • TOP.
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  • SOMEBODY GOT TO DO IT.
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  • IN THE VERY FIRST EPISODE YOU
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  • WILL SEE ON DECEMBER 2, AROUND
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  • NINE O'CLOCK, I BELIEVE, RIGHT
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  • AFTER HUCKABEE HERE ON TBN.
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  • IN THE LAST SUPPER, DAVINCI'S
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  • LAST SUPPER, I'M BARTHOLOMEW.
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  • - I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU.
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  • - SEE IF I CAN'T MEET JESUS.
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  • - ONE OF MY MOM AND DAD'S
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  • FAVORITE SCRIPTURES, GOD HAS
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  • CHOSEN THE FOOLISH TO CONFOUND
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  • THE WISE.
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  • - THERE YOU ARE.
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  • - THERE I AM.
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  • - THE LESSON FROM DIRTY JOBS,
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  • THE LESSON FROM SOMEBODY'S GOT
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  • TO DO IT IS, THERE'S JOY
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  • WHEREVER YOU DECIDE THERE IS
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  • JOY.
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  • SO I'M THRILLED TO BE HERE.
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  • I'M GRATEFUL TO BE HERE.
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  • AND I HOPE I DON'T ANNOY TOO
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  • MANY OF YOUR VIEWERS.
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  • - I AIM VERY LOW, LAURIE.
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  • I'M SO THRILLED TO ANNOY AS FEW
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  • OF YOUR VIEWERS AS I CAN.
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  • BOOP!
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  • - WE WELCOME YOU TO OUR NATIONS
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  • CAPITOL, WITH US TODAY FOR THE
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  • ENTIRE HOUR, THE DIRTIEST MAN ON
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  • TELEVISION, MIKE ROWE.
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  • - I'M GOING TO BE HERE A WHOLE
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  • HOUR?
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  • - YOU ARE.
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  • - AY YI YI.
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  • ALL RIGHT, WELL THANK YOU FOR
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  • HAVING ME.
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  • MY PLEASURE.
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  • - I'M GOING TO TRY MY HARDEST.
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  • NOT TO FAN BOY THE ENTIRE SHOW.
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  • - DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD, MATT.
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  • (LAUGHTER).
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  • - BUT MY BOYS AND I HAVE
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  • WATCHED VIRTUALLY EVERY EPISODE
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  • OF DIRTY JOBS ON THE DISCOVERY
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  • CHANNEL.
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  • AND, YOU ARE A HARD WORKING GUY.
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  • AND WE ARE GOING TO ULTIMATELY
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  • GET TO A POINT HERE, BUT LET'S
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  • START WITH A LITTLE BIT OF FUN.
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  • YOUR FAVORITE DIRTY JOBS
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  • EPISODE?
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  • - WAIT A MINUTE, LET ME START
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  • BY APOLOGIZING.
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  • LAURIE, YOU STOOD THERE FOR
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  • YEARS AS YOUR HUSBAND AND YOUR
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  • SONS WATCHED ME CRAWL THROUGH
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  • SEWERS AND WATCH ME MAKE POOP
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  • JOKES.
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  • - YES, I DID.
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  • - MY APOLOGIES.
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  • - SO I'M GOING TO SIT HERE AND
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  • TRY NOT TO LAUGH THROUGH THIS
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  • WHOLE INTERVIEW.
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  • - SHE'S GOING TO SIT AND GIGGLE
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  • THE WHOLE SHOW.
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  • - I REMEMBER ALL THE THINGS
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  • THEY ALL DIED LAUGHING OVER.
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  • - I'M SORRY.
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  • MY FAVORITE OR THE WORST?
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  • - THE WORST.
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  • - LET'S DO BOTH.
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  • - THEY ARE INTERCHANGEABLE.
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  • THE THING ABOUT DIRTY JOBS WAS,
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  • WE HAD A BALL.
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  • - THAT IS JUST A TRUCKFUL OF
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  • VOMIT YOU'VE GOT THERE, MY
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  • FRIEND.
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  • MOM, I'M GLAD I DIDN'T WEAR MY
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  • FANCY BOOTS,.
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  • WE HAD AN ABSOLUTE BLAST.
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  • THE QUESTION I'M PROBABLY ASKED
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  • MOST OFTEN IS, WHY WAS EVERYBODY
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  • HAVING SO MUCH FUN?
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  • THE ANSWER IS A 300 PAGE BOOK I
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  • CAN'T GET AROUND TO FINISHING,
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  • BUT PART OF IT, PART OF IT WAS
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  • THE FACT THERE WAS NO REAL
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  • DISTINCTION BETWEEN HORRIBLE AND
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  • WONDERFUL.
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  • - THIS IS THE DIRTIEST TRUCK ON
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  • THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
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  • - SHOCKING AND PREDICTABLE.
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  • - I FEEL LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST,
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  • BOB.
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  • - WASTE NOT, WANT NOT.
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  • - BLUE COLLAR, WHITE COLLAR,
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  • ALL THAT STUFF GOT SMEARED
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  • TOGETHER INTO A REALLY JOYFUL
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  • HOT MESS OF EXPLORATION.
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  • - COUGHING.
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  • WHILE THERE WERE MANY JOBS WHERE
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  • AT THE END OF THE DAY WE LOOKED
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  • AT EACH OTHER AND SHOOK OUR
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  • HEADS AND SAID, WOW! CROSS THAT
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  • OFF THE LIST FOREVER, WE NEVER
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  • HAD A BAD TIME.
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  • MUSIC
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  • - AH.
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  • (LAUGHTER).
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  • - WAY TO CUT HER A LITTLE WIDE.
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  • - WE ALWAYS LEARNED SOMETHING.
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  • - BOB, I BELIEVE WE HAVE SOME
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  • SORT OF A BACK UP HERE.
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  • - AND THE LESSONS FROM THE
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  • DIRT, AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, ARE
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  • ENDLESS, I'M STILL LEARNING
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  • THEM.
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  • - FAVORITE EPISODE?
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  • - MOST MEMORABLE.
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  • - LOOK, SEE, DIRTY JOBS IS NOT
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  • REALLY ABOUT THE DIRT OR THE
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  • JOB.
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  • I MEAN ON THE SURFACE IT WAS.
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  • BUT IT WAS REALLY ABOUT THE
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  • PEOPLE.
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  • SO WHAT YOU ARE ASKING ME ARE MY
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  • FAVORITE PEOPLE.
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  • AND MY MOST MEMORABLE ENCOUNTERS
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  • WITH THE SPECIES.
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  • THERE ARE SO MANY.
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  • BOB COLMES IS A GUY WHO HAS A
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  • PIG FARM IN NORTHERN LAS VEGAS.
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  • - HE'S EATING OFF HIS BACK.
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  • - ARE THESE LIKE PIGS?
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  • - AND, HE HAS HAD IT FOR A
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  • LONG, LONG TIME.
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  • WHEN I MET HIM, HE DROVE ME
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  • AROUND THE TOWN IN A TRUCK FROM
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  • THE FIRST WORLD WAR, AND WE
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  • PICKED UP THE UNEATEN SCRAPS OF
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  • FOOD FROM VEGAS CASINOS.
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  • AND THEN WE TOOK THAT UNEATEN
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  • FOOD BACK TO HIS PIG FARM AND
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  • PUT IT UP A SERIES OF RUBE
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  • GOLDBERG TYPE CONVEYER BELTS HE
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  • MADE FROM PARTS COBBLED TOGETHER
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  • FROM NEARBY JUNKYARDS, THIS
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  • GIANT COOKER IN HIS BACKYARD
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  • THAT REDUCED ALL OF THAT UNEATEN
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  • TOURIST FOOD INTO A
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  • BOUILLABAISSE, AND UNHOLY FOUL
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  • SMELLING BOUILLABAISSE WHICH HE
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  • FED HIS PIGS.
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  • NOW WHEN PIGS EAT PEOPLE FOOD,
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  • THEY GROW TWICE AS FAST.
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  • SO THE REASON I'M TELLING YOU
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  • THIS STORY IS THAT BOB COLMES IS
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  • A CONSERVATIONIST, HE'S AN
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  • ENVIRONMENTALIST IN A WAY THAT
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  • NOBODY CREDITS HIM FOR.
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  • HE IS CLEANING UP THE UNEATEN
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  • FOOD IN VEGAS, HE IS GETTING HIS
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  • PIGS TO MARKET TWICE AS FAST, AS
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  • A NORMAL FARMER WOULD, NOW, DOES
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  • IT SMELL GOOD?
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  • NO, IT DOESN'T, IT DOES NOT
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  • SMELL GOOD.
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  • AND HIS NEIGHBORS HAVE BEEN
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  • HORRIFIED FOR MANY YEARS, BUT
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  • BOB IS THERE.
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  • BOB IS THERE FEEDING THE
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  • COUNTRY, CLEANING UP THE TOWN HE
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  • CALLS HOME, WORKING FOR HIS
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  • PIGS, SERVING HIS FELLOW MAN,
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  • AND HE IS JUST A WONDERFUL SALT
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  • OF THE EARTH GUY.
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  • FROM WHOM WE COULD ALL LEARN A
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  • GREAT DEAL.
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  • - WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE DIRTY
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  • JOBS?
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  • - I KICKED AROUND THE
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  • ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS FOR 20
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  • YEARS.
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  • - TELEVISION LINES ARE JAMMED.
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  • CARD STORES ARE EMPTIED AND
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  • FLORISTS ARE EXHAUSTED.
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  • WHY?
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  • IT'S MOTHER'S DAY, OF COURSE.
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  • IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT WE ALL
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  • HAVE AT LEAST ONE THING IN
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  • COMMON, A SPECIAL LOVE FOR OUR
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  • MOTHERS.
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  • - WITH GEOSAFARI, FROM THE TOP
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  • OF A CIRCUS ELEPHANT TO A
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  • NATIONAL TOY TEST, TO MEET A
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  • WOMAN WHOSE JOB IS TO ACTUALLY
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  • EVALUATE TOYS.
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  • - I WAS A FREELANCER, I WORKED
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  • FOR MOST EVERY CABLE NETWORK
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  • ACROSS THE BROADCAST NETWORKS
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  • IMPERSONATING A HOST.
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  • A LOT OF VOICEOVER.
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  • IF THERE WAS A WILDEBEEST TRYING
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  • TO GET ACROSS THE BARON REACHES
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  • OF THE VAST SERENGETI, I WAS
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  • PROBABLY TELLING YOU ABOUT IT.
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  • - (MIKE ROWE'S VOICE) MET A
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  • TRAVELER FROM AN ANTIQUE LAND
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  • WHO SAID, TWO VAST AND TRUNKLESS
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  • LEGS OF STONE STAND IN THE
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  • DESERT NEAR THEM ON THE SAND,
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  • HALF SUNK, A SHATTERED VISAGE
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  • LIES, WHOSE FROWN AND WRINKLED
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  • LIP AND SNEER OF COLD COMMAND
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  • TELL THAT ITS SCULPTOR, WELL
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  • THOSE PASSIONS READ WHICH YET
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  • SURVIVE,.
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  • - I DID WHATEVER I COULD DO IN
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  • THE INDUSTRY THAT SATISFIED MY
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  • CURIOSITY.
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  • AND WAY LEADS ON TO WAY, AND THE
  • 00:07:28.090 --> 00:07:29.140
  • NEXT THING YOU ARE CRAWLING
  • 00:07:29.140 --> 00:07:30.070
  • THROUGH A SEWER.
  • 00:07:30.070 --> 00:07:32.270
  • THAT SHOW WAS A LOVE LETTER TO
  • 00:07:32.270 --> 00:07:34.120
  • MY GRANDFATHER, ACTUALLY.
  • 00:07:34.120 --> 00:07:36.150
  • - EXPLAIN.
  • 00:07:39.030 --> 00:07:42.030
  • - SO MY POP BUILT THE HOUSE I
  • 00:07:42.030 --> 00:07:44.120
  • WAS BORN IN WITHOUT A BLUEPRINT.
  • 00:07:44.120 --> 00:07:46.250
  • ONLY WENT TO THE 7TH GRADE BUT
  • 00:07:46.250 --> 00:07:49.060
  • HE WAS AN ELECTRICIAN BY TRADE,
  • 00:07:49.060 --> 00:07:51.230
  • AND EVERY BIT A PLUMBER,
  • 00:07:51.230 --> 00:07:53.230
  • STEAMFITTER, WELDER, MECHANIC,
  • 00:07:53.230 --> 00:07:55.220
  • HE HAD THE CHIP, HE COULD TAKE
  • 00:07:56.180 --> 00:07:59.180
  • THIS WATCH APART AND BLINDFOLDED
  • 00:07:59.180 --> 00:08:00.150
  • PUT IT BACK TOGETHER.
  • 00:08:00.150 --> 00:08:01.020
  • - WOW!
  • 00:08:01.220 --> 00:08:04.220
  • - THE HANDY GENE IS RECESSIVE.
  • 00:08:04.220 --> 00:08:06.190
  • TRAGICALLY, WENT RIGHT OVER MY
  • 00:08:06.190 --> 00:08:08.080
  • HEAD, I GOT SOME OF IT BUT NOT
  • 00:08:08.080 --> 00:08:10.120
  • NEARLY ENOUGH TO FOLLOW IN HIS
  • 00:08:10.120 --> 00:08:11.250
  • FOOTSTEPS, WHICH I ALWAYS WANTED
  • 00:08:11.250 --> 00:08:12.230
  • TO DO. MY MOM CALLED ME WHEN I
  • 00:08:12.230 --> 00:08:15.000
  • WAS WORKING FOR CBS, I WAS 42
  • 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:17.080
  • YEARS OLD AT THE TIME, I WAS
  • 00:08:17.080 --> 00:08:18.070
  • SITTING THERE IN MY CUBICLE.
  • 00:08:18.070 --> 00:08:19.250
  • SHE SAID MICHAEL, YOUR
  • 00:08:19.250 --> 00:08:21.080
  • GRANDFATHER IS 92, HE IS NOT
  • 00:08:21.080 --> 00:08:23.040
  • GOING TO BE HERE FOREVER, IT
  • 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:24.190
  • SURE WOULD BE GREAT IF BEFORE HE
  • 00:08:24.190 --> 00:08:26.070
  • DIED, HE COULD TURN ON THE
  • 00:08:26.070 --> 00:08:27.030
  • TELEVISION AND SEE YOU DOING
  • 00:08:27.030 --> 00:08:27.280
  • SOMETHING THAT LOOKED LIKE WORK.
  • 00:08:27.280 --> 00:08:30.160
  • MOTHERS.
  • 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:31.250
  • - THANKS, MOM.
  • 00:08:31.250 --> 00:08:32.120
  • - BRUTAL.
  • 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:34.170
  • - SO, DIRTY JOBS WAS AN ATTEMPT
  • 00:08:34.290 --> 00:08:37.290
  • TO SHOW REAL PEOPLE DOING REAL
  • 00:08:37.290 --> 00:08:40.040
  • WORK IN THE WAY I RECALLED MY
  • 00:08:40.040 --> 00:08:42.230
  • GRAND DAD DOING THAT.
  • 00:08:42.230 --> 00:08:44.160
  • AND IT ALSO LET ME WORK AS AN
  • 00:08:44.280 --> 00:08:47.280
  • APPRENTICE, WHICH ARE MY
  • 00:08:47.280 --> 00:08:48.230
  • EARLIEST MEMORIES.
  • 00:08:49.170 --> 00:08:52.170
  • - IF I EVER-- I'M INSPIRED BY
  • 00:08:52.170 --> 00:08:54.150
  • THE SHOT OF THE CAPITOL BEHIND
  • 00:08:54.150 --> 00:08:56.020
  • US, WHICH IS REAL, BY THE WAY.
  • 00:08:56.020 --> 00:08:58.070
  • WE ARE IN WASHINGTON DC, OUR
  • 00:08:58.070 --> 00:08:59.260
  • GUEST ALL HOUR IS MIKE ROWE.
  • 00:08:59.260 --> 00:09:01.140
  • - I'M REAL TOO, BY THE WAY.
  • 00:09:01.140 --> 00:09:02.190
  • - YEAH.
  • 00:09:02.190 --> 00:09:03.190
  • - SO WE ARE CLEAR, ME AND THE
  • 00:09:03.190 --> 00:09:04.170
  • CAPITOL.
  • 00:09:04.170 --> 00:09:05.130
  • - YOU ARE REAL.
  • 00:09:05.130 --> 00:09:06.070
  • YOU ARE HERE.
  • 00:09:06.120 --> 00:09:09.120
  • IF I EVER RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF
  • 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:12.020
  • THE UNITED STATES AND WIN, IF
  • 00:09:12.020 --> 00:09:14.220
  • THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN, I'M
  • 00:09:14.280 --> 00:09:17.280
  • GOING TO ASK YOU TO SERVE AS THE
  • 00:09:17.280 --> 00:09:18.210
  • SECRETARY OF EDUCATION.
  • 00:09:18.210 --> 00:09:19.230
  • - OKAY.
  • 00:09:25.280 --> 00:09:28.280
  • - WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON DAY ONE
  • 00:09:28.280 --> 00:09:29.200
  • AS THE SECRETARY OF EDUCATION?
  • 00:09:29.200 --> 00:09:30.120
  • - YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME ALL
  • 00:09:30.120 --> 00:09:31.060
  • THE POWER THAT COMES WITH THAT
  • 00:09:31.060 --> 00:09:31.280
  • OFFICE AND A LITTLE EXTRA.
  • 00:09:31.280 --> 00:09:32.220
  • - 100%, IT'S YOURS, GO.
  • 00:09:32.220 --> 00:09:33.260
  • - OKAY.
  • 00:09:34.210 --> 00:09:37.210
  • WE HAVE 6.2 MILLION JOBS THAT
  • 00:09:37.250 --> 00:09:40.250
  • ARE AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW AS WE
  • 00:09:40.250 --> 00:09:41.160
  • SIT HERE.
  • 00:09:41.160 --> 00:09:43.160
  • 6.2 MILLION, 75 PERCENT OF THOSE
  • 00:09:43.160 --> 00:09:46.050
  • JOBS DO NOT REQUIRE A FOUR YEAR
  • 00:09:46.050 --> 00:09:46.270
  • DEGREE.
  • 00:09:46.270 --> 00:09:48.130
  • THEY REQUIRE TRAINING.
  • 00:09:48.130 --> 00:09:50.090
  • THEY REQUIRE DILIGENCE AND
  • 00:09:50.090 --> 00:09:50.280
  • EXPERTISE.
  • 00:09:50.280 --> 00:09:53.100
  • SIX-POINT TWO MILLION VACANT
  • 00:09:53.100 --> 00:09:54.000
  • JOBS.
  • 00:09:54.160 --> 00:09:57.160
  • WE HAVE 95 MILLION PEOPLE OUT OF
  • 00:09:57.160 --> 00:09:59.180
  • THE WORKFORCE, 6 MILLION OF
  • 00:09:59.180 --> 00:10:01.270
  • WHICH ARE LOOKING FOR WORK.
  • 00:10:01.270 --> 00:10:04.020
  • THE MISMATCH BETWEEN THE
  • 00:10:04.020 --> 00:10:05.070
  • AVAILABLE OPPORTUNITIES AND THE
  • 00:10:05.070 --> 00:10:06.120
  • PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO WORK
  • 00:10:06.120 --> 00:10:08.030
  • WILL BREAK YOUR HEART.
  • 00:10:08.030 --> 00:10:09.200
  • IN THE MEANTIME WE HAVE
  • 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:12.070
  • $1.3 TRILLION IN STUDENT LOANS.
  • 00:10:12.070 --> 00:10:13.220
  • SO AS YOUR SECRETARY OF
  • 00:10:13.220 --> 00:10:14.100
  • EDUCATION, I WOULD SAY,
  • 00:10:14.100 --> 00:10:15.160
  • MR. PRESIDENT, WE ARE LENDING
  • 00:10:15.160 --> 00:10:17.090
  • MONEY WE DON'T HAVE TO KIDS WHO
  • 00:10:17.090 --> 00:10:18.150
  • ARE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO
  • 00:10:18.150 --> 00:10:19.210
  • PAY IT BACK, TO TRAIN THEM FOR
  • 00:10:19.210 --> 00:10:20.200
  • JOBS THAT DON'T EXIST ANYMORE.
  • 00:10:20.200 --> 00:10:22.210
  • NOW WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
  • 00:10:22.210 --> 00:10:23.110
  • ABOUT THAT.
  • 00:10:23.110 --> 00:10:26.100
  • WE HAVE TO CHANGE OUR DEFINITION
  • 00:10:26.100 --> 00:10:28.000
  • OF WHAT A GOOD JOB LOOKS LIKE IN
  • 00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:29.010
  • 2018, ACTUALLY YOU WOULD HAVE
  • 00:10:29.010 --> 00:10:31.170
  • WON IN 2020 AT THIS POINT.
  • 00:10:31.170 --> 00:10:32.060
  • - CORRECT.
  • 00:10:32.060 --> 00:10:34.070
  • - THAT IS WHAT I WOULD DO.
  • 00:10:34.070 --> 00:10:36.200
  • I WOULD SAY WE NEED A PR
  • 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:38.210
  • CAMPAIGN TO AFFIRMATIVELY
  • 00:10:38.210 --> 00:10:40.090
  • CHALLENGE THE PREVAILING
  • 00:10:40.090 --> 00:10:42.000
  • DEFINITION OF A GOOD JOB.
  • 00:10:42.000 --> 00:10:43.130
  • WE HAVE TO GRAB GUIDANCE
  • 00:10:43.130 --> 00:10:44.100
  • COUNSELORS BY THE LAPELS AND
  • 00:10:44.100 --> 00:10:45.190
  • SHAKE THEM REAL HARD AND WE HAVE
  • 00:10:45.190 --> 00:10:47.110
  • TO STOP REWARDING THEM FOR THE
  • 00:10:47.110 --> 00:10:48.280
  • NUMBER OF PEOPLE, STUDENTS THEY
  • 00:10:48.280 --> 00:10:50.220
  • PUSH INTO A FOUR YEAR UNIVERSITY
  • 00:10:50.250 --> 00:10:53.250
  • AND WE HAVE TO START REWARDING
  • 00:10:54.040 --> 00:10:57.040
  • THEM FOR THE NUMBER OF STUDENTS
  • 00:10:57.040 --> 00:10:59.160
  • THEY GET ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN
  • 00:11:00.170 --> 00:11:03.170
  • PURSUING A VIABLE FUTURE.
  • 00:11:03.170 --> 00:11:05.270
  • SO, WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
  • 00:11:05.270 --> 00:11:07.000
  • TO DO ALL OF THAT.
  • 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:08.160
  • PART OF IT IS COMMUNICATION,
  • 00:11:08.160 --> 00:11:09.290
  • PART OF IT IS PR, PART OF IT IS
  • 00:11:09.290 --> 00:11:11.120
  • CONVERSATIONS WITH PARENTS AND
  • 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:13.050
  • KIDS AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE,
  • 00:11:13.050 --> 00:11:14.200
  • CHANGING THE CONVERSATION IN THE
  • 00:11:14.200 --> 00:11:17.020
  • GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE,
  • 00:11:17.150 --> 00:11:20.150
  • AND-- LOOK, THIS IS THE LAST
  • 00:11:20.150 --> 00:11:22.010
  • THING I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH
  • 00:11:22.010 --> 00:11:23.110
  • REGARDING ALL OF THIS, BUT
  • 00:11:23.110 --> 00:11:24.090
  • PEOPLE ARE BAFFLED BY THE COST
  • 00:11:24.090 --> 00:11:25.180
  • OF COLLEGE, THEY JUST CAN'T
  • 00:11:25.180 --> 00:11:26.090
  • UNDERSTAND WHY IT IS SO
  • 00:11:26.090 --> 00:11:26.270
  • EXPENSIVE.
  • 00:11:26.270 --> 00:11:28.150
  • FOR 40 YEARS WE HAVE BEEN
  • 00:11:28.150 --> 00:11:30.160
  • TELLING PARENTS AND PARENTS HAVE
  • 00:11:30.160 --> 00:11:31.240
  • BEEN TELLING THEIR KIDS THAT THE
  • 00:11:31.240 --> 00:11:33.190
  • BEST PATH FOR THE MOST PEOPLE IS
  • 00:11:33.190 --> 00:11:34.110
  • THE MOST EXPENSIVE PATH.
  • 00:11:34.110 --> 00:11:35.290
  • WE HAVE DONE EVERYTHING WE CAN
  • 00:11:35.290 --> 00:11:38.260
  • TO MAKE ANYTHING BUT A FOUR YEAR
  • 00:11:38.260 --> 00:11:40.070
  • DEGREE LOOK AND FEEL LIKE
  • 00:11:40.070 --> 00:11:41.040
  • FAILURE.
  • 00:11:41.040 --> 00:11:43.230
  • IS IT ANY WONDER UNIVERSITIES
  • 00:11:43.230 --> 00:11:46.200
  • CAN RAISE THEIR TUITIONS-- LOOK,
  • 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:47.140
  • THEY ARE IN A COMPETITIVE WORLD
  • 00:11:47.140 --> 00:11:48.060
  • TOO.
  • 00:11:48.060 --> 00:11:49.150
  • THEY ARE COMPETING WITH EACH
  • 00:11:49.150 --> 00:11:50.270
  • OTHER, THEY ARE BUILDING
  • 00:11:50.270 --> 00:11:52.080
  • STADIUMS AND STUDENT UNIONS AND
  • 00:11:52.080 --> 00:11:53.200
  • ALL THIS MONEY IS AVAILABLE.
  • 00:11:53.230 --> 00:11:56.230
  • WE PUT HORRIBLE PRESSURE ON KIDS
  • 00:11:56.230 --> 00:11:58.280
  • TO BORROW VAST SUMS OF MONEY,
  • 00:11:58.280 --> 00:12:00.140
  • BEFORE, IN MANY CASES EVEN HAVE
  • 00:12:00.140 --> 00:12:02.290
  • LEARNED HOW TO WRITE A CHECK OR
  • 00:12:02.290 --> 00:12:05.020
  • PAY OFF THEIR OWN CREDIT CARD.
  • 00:12:05.020 --> 00:12:07.060
  • WE WILL WATCH THEM RING UP 80,
  • 00:12:07.060 --> 00:12:08.130
  • $90.000 IN DEBT.
  • 00:12:08.130 --> 00:12:10.270
  • ALL OF THAT HAS TO STOP,
  • 00:12:10.270 --> 00:12:11.150
  • MR. PRESIDENT.
  • 00:12:11.150 --> 00:12:13.050
  • AS YOUR SECRETARY OF EDUCATION,
  • 00:12:13.050 --> 00:12:14.270
  • LET'S GO AHEAD AND DO THAT.
  • 00:12:14.270 --> 00:12:16.070
  • - GOT IT.
  • 00:12:16.070 --> 00:12:16.220
  • WOW!
  • 00:12:16.220 --> 00:12:19.130
  • YOU SPENT THE LAST UMPTEEN YEARS
  • 00:12:19.200 --> 00:12:22.200
  • IN FRONT OF A CAMERA, LAURIE AND
  • 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:25.020
  • I HAVE SPENT UMPTEEN HOURS IN
  • 00:12:25.020 --> 00:12:26.040
  • FRONT OF CAMERAS.
  • 00:12:27.010 --> 00:12:30.010
  • SO, WE COMMUNICATE IN A SIMILAR
  • 00:12:30.010 --> 00:12:31.220
  • FASHION, BUT WHAT I WANT YOU TO
  • 00:12:31.220 --> 00:12:34.160
  • DO NOW, YOU MIGHT BE BEING
  • 00:12:34.160 --> 00:12:35.290
  • INTRODUCED TO A FEW PEOPLE,
  • 00:12:35.290 --> 00:12:38.000
  • MAYBE, THERE COULD BE SOME
  • 00:12:38.000 --> 00:12:40.060
  • PEOPLE WATCHING THIS AND, NOW
  • 00:12:40.060 --> 00:12:42.250
  • OUR AUDIENCE UNDERSTANDS THAT
  • 00:12:42.250 --> 00:12:44.160
  • WHAT MIKE ROWE IS ABOUT, IF YOU
  • 00:12:44.160 --> 00:12:46.270
  • WERE A TUBE OF TOOTH PASTE AND I
  • 00:12:46.270 --> 00:12:47.250
  • SQUEEZED YOU,.
  • 00:12:50.140 --> 00:12:53.140
  • - YOU MAKING IT WEIRD, MAN.
  • 00:12:53.140 --> 00:12:54.090
  • - WHAT WOULD COME OUT IS WHAT
  • 00:12:54.090 --> 00:12:55.020
  • YOU JUST DID.
  • 00:12:55.020 --> 00:12:55.150
  • YOU COULD BE THE SECRETARY OF
  • 00:12:55.150 --> 00:12:56.060
  • EDUCATION.
  • 00:12:56.060 --> 00:12:58.030
  • YOU DO A GREAT JOB, YOU GET IT,
  • 00:12:58.030 --> 00:12:59.270
  • AND I'M NOT JOKING.
  • 00:12:59.270 --> 00:13:02.200
  • THAT'S WHAT WE ARE AFTER.
  • 00:13:02.200 --> 00:13:03.130
  • THAT IS THE MIKE ROWE WE ARE
  • 00:13:03.130 --> 00:13:04.030
  • AFTER.
  • 00:13:04.030 --> 00:13:06.250
  • WITH THAT SAID, AND TO ANY
  • 00:13:06.250 --> 00:13:08.210
  • CAMERA YOU WANT TO OR ALL OF
  • 00:13:08.210 --> 00:13:10.130
  • THEM, WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE THE
  • 00:13:10.130 --> 00:13:12.120
  • ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT SOMETHING
  • 00:13:12.120 --> 00:13:14.020
  • THAT IS HAPPENING ON DECEMBER 2
  • 00:13:14.020 --> 00:13:14.240
  • OF THIS YEAR?
  • 00:13:14.240 --> 00:13:16.170
  • - WHICH CAMERA WOULD YOU LIKE,
  • 00:13:16.170 --> 00:13:17.140
  • THIS ONE OR THIS ONE?
  • 00:13:17.140 --> 00:13:19.180
  • - SIT UP STRAIGHT, DO YOUR
  • 00:13:19.180 --> 00:13:20.100
  • THING.
  • 00:13:20.100 --> 00:13:21.050
  • - ALL RIGHT.
  • 00:13:21.050 --> 00:13:22.080
  • I'M SITTING UP.
  • 00:13:22.080 --> 00:13:24.120
  • THIS CAMERA LOOKS ABOUT RIGHT.
  • 00:13:24.120 --> 00:13:25.250
  • - YOU CAN DO BOTH.
  • 00:13:25.250 --> 00:13:28.010
  • THE DIRECTOR WILL FOLLOW YOU.
  • 00:13:28.010 --> 00:13:29.220
  • IF YOU WANT TO START ON THE
  • 00:13:29.220 --> 00:13:31.060
  • DRAMATIC WIDE SHOT, AND SWITCH
  • 00:13:31.060 --> 00:13:31.270
  • OVER.
  • 00:13:31.270 --> 00:13:34.010
  • - I HAVE A CAMERA HERE.
  • 00:13:34.010 --> 00:13:35.170
  • I HAVE A CAMERA HERE.
  • 00:13:35.170 --> 00:13:37.250
  • LET'S START WITH THE WIDE SHOT.
  • 00:13:37.250 --> 00:13:39.130
  • I WILL TURN, YOU GRAB ME THERE,
  • 00:13:39.130 --> 00:13:41.020
  • AND THEN I WILL LEAN IN, IF YOU
  • 00:13:41.020 --> 00:13:42.250
  • DO A SLIGHT PUSH IN, I THINK WE
  • 00:13:42.250 --> 00:13:43.280
  • CAN TAKE IT ALL HOME.
  • 00:13:43.280 --> 00:13:45.010
  • HERE IT IS.
  • 00:13:47.180 --> 00:13:50.180
  • HI, IT IS ME, MIKE ROWE, I'M
  • 00:13:50.180 --> 00:13:52.200
  • HERE WITH MY NEW FRIENDS, MATT
  • 00:13:52.200 --> 00:13:53.290
  • AND LAURIE WITH AN IMPORTANT
  • 00:13:53.290 --> 00:13:54.230
  • ANNOUNCEMENT.
  • 00:13:54.230 --> 00:13:57.010
  • SO IMPORTANT, IN FACT, I'M GOING
  • 00:13:57.010 --> 00:13:58.070
  • TO TALK TO THIS CAMERA.
  • 00:13:58.070 --> 00:14:00.060
  • SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT.
  • 00:14:00.060 --> 00:14:03.010
  • THE SHOW THAT FOLLOWED DIRTY
  • 00:14:03.010 --> 00:14:04.230
  • JOBS IS LOOKING FOR A HOME.
  • 00:14:04.230 --> 00:14:07.180
  • AND AFTER A BRIEF CONVERSATION
  • 00:14:07.180 --> 00:14:08.210
  • WITH MATT, HE LOOKED AT THE SHOW
  • 00:14:08.210 --> 00:14:10.040
  • AND THEN HE LOOKED AT ME AND I
  • 00:14:10.040 --> 00:14:11.070
  • LOOKED AT MATT, AND LAURIE
  • 00:14:11.070 --> 00:14:12.080
  • LOOKED AT ME LOOKING AT MATT,
  • 00:14:12.080 --> 00:14:13.100
  • AND EVERYBODY SAID, WHY DON'T WE
  • 00:14:13.100 --> 00:14:15.050
  • PUT THAT SHOW OVER HERE?
  • 00:14:15.050 --> 00:14:16.100
  • I SAID REALLY?
  • 00:14:16.100 --> 00:14:17.240
  • MATT SAID SURE, GOING BACK TO
  • 00:14:17.240 --> 00:14:19.260
  • THE MIDDLE CAMERA NOW, I SAID
  • 00:14:19.260 --> 00:14:22.190
  • THIS IS TRULY A MATCH MADE IN
  • 00:14:22.190 --> 00:14:23.140
  • HEAVEN, BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S GOT
  • 00:14:23.140 --> 00:14:25.230
  • TO DO IT FUNDAMENTALLY IS A SHOW
  • 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:29.000
  • ABOUT PEOPLE ON A MISSION.
  • 00:14:29.000 --> 00:14:31.080
  • PEOPLE WITH A CALLING.
  • 00:14:31.080 --> 00:14:32.250
  • PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP AGITATED
  • 00:14:32.250 --> 00:14:35.100
  • BECAUSE THEY ARE CONVINCED THE
  • 00:14:35.100 --> 00:14:36.220
  • WORLD CAN BE A BETTER PLACE AND
  • 00:14:36.220 --> 00:14:37.200
  • THEY CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
  • 00:14:37.200 --> 00:14:38.230
  • GOING BACK TO THIS CAMERA NOW.
  • 00:14:38.230 --> 00:14:40.110
  • SO, THE MORE I TALKED ABOUT IT,
  • 00:14:40.110 --> 00:14:41.120
  • THE MORE EXCITED THESE TWO
  • 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:42.010
  • BECAME.
  • 00:14:42.010 --> 00:14:44.130
  • AND SO ON DECEMBER 2 OF THIS
  • 00:14:44.130 --> 00:14:46.000
  • YEAR, THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF
  • 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:47.150
  • SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT
  • 00:14:47.150 --> 00:14:49.110
  • ORIGINALLY FILMED OVER 3 YEARS
  • 00:14:49.110 --> 00:14:50.170
  • AGO HAS BEEN CUT DOWN INTO A
  • 00:14:50.170 --> 00:14:51.280
  • HALF HOUR JAM-PACKED VERSION, IT
  • 00:14:51.280 --> 00:14:53.180
  • WILL BE SEEN RIGHT HERE ON TBN.
  • 00:14:53.180 --> 00:14:55.160
  • I'M PINCHING MYSELF.
  • 00:14:55.160 --> 00:14:57.180
  • BECAUSE I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE,
  • 00:14:57.180 --> 00:14:59.000
  • IT YOU'LL PINCH YOURSELF AS WELL
  • 00:14:59.000 --> 00:15:00.070
  • GOING BACK TO THE MIDDLE FOR A
  • 00:15:00.070 --> 00:15:01.040
  • SECOND.
  • 00:15:01.040 --> 00:15:01.260
  • BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT.
  • 00:15:01.260 --> 00:15:03.220
  • BY GOLLY, IT IS THE FEEL GOOD
  • 00:15:03.220 --> 00:15:04.290
  • HIT OF THE SUMMER, YOU JUST WAIT
  • 00:15:04.290 --> 00:15:05.210
  • AND SEE.
  • 00:15:05.210 --> 00:15:06.160
  • WHAT DO YOU THINK?
  • 00:15:06.160 --> 00:15:07.140
  • - I COULD PINCH YOU.
  • 00:15:07.140 --> 00:15:08.030
  • - YES!
  • 00:15:09.020 --> 00:15:12.020
  • MIKE ROWE, THE IDEA THAT YOU'RE
  • 00:15:15.200 --> 00:15:18.200
  • COMING AND BRINGING WHAT YOU
  • 00:15:18.210 --> 00:15:21.210
  • ARE, AGAIN, THE BIG SQUEEZE OF
  • 00:15:21.210 --> 00:15:22.260
  • THE TOOTH PASTE.
  • 00:15:22.260 --> 00:15:23.140
  • - WEIRD, MAN.
  • 00:15:26.170 --> 00:15:29.170
  • - SO, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ONE OF
  • 00:15:29.170 --> 00:15:30.200
  • THE GREATEST DAYS FOR ME, NOT
  • 00:15:32.100 --> 00:15:35.100
  • ONLY DO I THINK YOU ARE JUST
  • 00:15:35.100 --> 00:15:36.050
  • AMAZING-- BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW,
  • 00:15:36.050 --> 00:15:38.190
  • YOU SAW ALL THE PREPARATION
  • 00:15:38.190 --> 00:15:40.040
  • PREPRODUCTION WE DID FOR THIS,
  • 00:15:40.040 --> 00:15:41.240
  • RIGHT?
  • 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:42.240
  • - I DID.
  • 00:15:42.240 --> 00:15:43.220
  • IT WAS SUPER IMPRESSIVE.
  • 00:15:43.220 --> 00:15:45.050
  • GET YOUR COFFEE, SLAP ON SOME
  • 00:15:45.050 --> 00:15:46.040
  • MAKE UP.
  • 00:15:46.040 --> 00:15:46.230
  • SIT DOWN,.
  • 00:15:47.230 --> 00:15:50.230
  • - BUT, SOMEBODY ON MY STAFF
  • 00:15:50.230 --> 00:15:53.010
  • ACTUALLY DID WRITE DOWN A FEW
  • 00:15:53.010 --> 00:15:53.280
  • THINGS.
  • 00:15:53.280 --> 00:15:54.250
  • CAN I REFER TO THE CARD FOR A
  • 00:15:54.250 --> 00:15:55.160
  • MOMENT?
  • 00:15:55.160 --> 00:15:56.160
  • - IF IT WOULD MAKE YOUR STAFF
  • 00:15:56.160 --> 00:15:57.090
  • MEMBER FEEL BETTER, BY ALL
  • 00:15:57.090 --> 00:15:57.280
  • MEANS.
  • 00:15:57.280 --> 00:15:58.070
  • - I THINK IT WOULD.
  • 00:15:58.070 --> 00:16:00.100
  • FIRST OF ALL, I'M GOING TO
  • 00:16:00.100 --> 00:16:02.200
  • REINFORCE THAT AMAZING
  • 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:05.050
  • ANNOUNCEMENT, DECEMBER 2, 9 P.M.
  • 00:16:05.050 --> 00:16:07.120
  • EASTERN, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT
  • 00:16:07.120 --> 00:16:09.070
  • AIRS RIGHT HERE ON TRINITY
  • 00:16:09.070 --> 00:16:10.120
  • BROADCASTING.
  • 00:16:10.120 --> 00:16:12.010
  • RIGHT AFTER MIKE HUCKABEE SHOW.
  • 00:16:12.010 --> 00:16:13.020
  • - RIGHT, THERE IT IS.
  • 00:16:13.020 --> 00:16:14.100
  • - YOU KNOW MIKE?
  • 00:16:14.100 --> 00:16:15.040
  • - I KNOW MIKE, I'VE DONE HIS
  • 00:16:15.040 --> 00:16:15.270
  • SHOW BEFORE.
  • 00:16:15.270 --> 00:16:16.160
  • YEAH.
  • 00:16:16.160 --> 00:16:16.290
  • NICE FELLOW.
  • 00:16:16.290 --> 00:16:18.010
  • - YEAH, HE IS.
  • 00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:21.120
  • - YOUR TRANSITION TO TELEVISION
  • 00:16:22.020 --> 00:16:25.020
  • OCCURRED IN 1990 WHEN TO SETTLE
  • 00:16:25.020 --> 00:16:27.220
  • A BET, YOU AUDITIONED AT THE
  • 00:16:27.220 --> 00:16:29.140
  • Q.V.C. SHOPPING CHANNEL.
  • 00:16:30.160 --> 00:16:33.160
  • - IF I WERE A CAT I'D BE LOVING
  • 00:16:33.160 --> 00:16:34.110
  • THIS.
  • 00:16:34.110 --> 00:16:35.150
  • BECAUSE CATS LOVE THAT SOUND.
  • 00:16:35.150 --> 00:16:36.200
  • (CRINKLING SOUND) IT MAKES CATS
  • 00:16:36.200 --> 00:16:38.120
  • CRAZY, THEY LOVE IT.
  • 00:16:40.050 --> 00:16:43.050
  • IF YOU ARE A CAT YOU ARE
  • 00:16:43.050 --> 00:16:44.040
  • ENTERTAINED BY THINGS THAT
  • 00:16:44.040 --> 00:16:45.190
  • NORMALLY WOULD NOT APPEAL TO
  • 00:16:45.190 --> 00:16:46.110
  • HUMANS.
  • 00:16:46.110 --> 00:16:47.280
  • AND THERE ARE NOT MANY HUMANS
  • 00:16:47.280 --> 00:16:49.100
  • THAT WOULD CRAWL INTO A BIG
  • 00:16:49.100 --> 00:16:50.260
  • CRINKLY BAG JUST FOR THE FUN OF
  • 00:16:50.260 --> 00:16:51.180
  • IT.
  • 00:16:51.180 --> 00:16:52.260
  • BUT IF YOU ARE A CAT, THAT IS
  • 00:16:52.260 --> 00:16:53.170
  • EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING YOU
  • 00:16:53.170 --> 00:16:54.090
  • WOULD DO.
  • 00:16:54.090 --> 00:16:55.210
  • BECAUSE THERE IS NOT MUCH ELSE
  • 00:16:55.210 --> 00:16:56.240
  • YOU CAN REALLY DO WITH YOUR
  • 00:16:56.240 --> 00:16:58.240
  • TIME, AND IF YOU ARE PARTIAL TO
  • 00:16:58.240 --> 00:16:59.180
  • THAT CRINKLY SOUND, THERE-- LOOK
  • 00:16:59.180 --> 00:17:01.200
  • AT HIM.
  • 00:17:01.200 --> 00:17:03.160
  • THERE IS A CAT THAT IS HAVING
  • 00:17:03.160 --> 00:17:04.070
  • FUN.
  • 00:17:04.070 --> 00:17:07.070
  • THAT CAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TO
  • 00:17:07.070 --> 00:17:08.040
  • DO WITH HIMSELF.
  • 00:17:08.040 --> 00:17:10.120
  • EVERY TIME HE MOVES, HE HEARS
  • 00:17:10.120 --> 00:17:12.200
  • CRINKLING.
  • 00:17:13.210 --> 00:17:16.210
  • THEY JUST LOVE THAT CRINKLING.
  • 00:17:16.210 --> 00:17:19.040
  • WE DON'T HAVE AUDIO FOR THIS.
  • 00:17:24.100 --> 00:17:27.100
  • IT IS TOO BAD YOU WOULD HEAR
  • 00:17:27.100 --> 00:17:28.000
  • THIS CAT MAKING SOUNDS OF
  • 00:17:28.000 --> 00:17:28.190
  • UNBRIDLED PLEASURE.
  • 00:17:28.190 --> 00:17:29.250
  • - THERE IS A LOT OF STUFF OF ME
  • 00:17:29.250 --> 00:17:31.040
  • IN 1989, 1990 AT 3 IN THE
  • 00:17:31.040 --> 00:17:31.250
  • MORNING SITTING ON Q.V.C.
  • 00:17:31.250 --> 00:17:33.150
  • - A SINGULAR OPPORTUNITY TO NOT
  • 00:17:33.150 --> 00:17:34.270
  • ONLY ENJOY THE EFFECTS OF
  • 00:17:34.270 --> 00:17:36.190
  • BUBBLING LAVA, BUT IT CAN FUSE
  • 00:17:36.190 --> 00:17:37.270
  • ALL YOUR FINGERS TOGETHER AND
  • 00:17:37.270 --> 00:17:40.040
  • CREATE A WEBBED APPENDAGE.
  • 00:17:40.040 --> 00:17:41.130
  • IT DOES GET WARM, NOT SCALDING
  • 00:17:41.130 --> 00:17:42.210
  • HOT..
  • 00:17:42.210 --> 00:17:43.130
  • JUST A TAD WARM.
  • 00:17:43.130 --> 00:17:45.050
  • THE ORIGINAL LAVA LAMP.
  • 00:17:45.050 --> 00:17:45.250
  • WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
  • 00:17:45.250 --> 00:17:46.190
  • IT IS A LAVA LAMP.
  • 00:17:46.190 --> 00:17:47.230
  • YOU PUT LAVA IN A LAMP.
  • 00:17:47.230 --> 00:17:48.290
  • WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MOLTON
  • 00:17:48.290 --> 00:17:50.260
  • MAGMA.
  • 00:17:50.260 --> 00:17:53.110
  • - SO WHAT I WANT TO DO, I WANT
  • 00:17:53.110 --> 00:17:54.230
  • TO GO BACK TO THE ANNOUNCEMENT
  • 00:17:54.230 --> 00:17:57.080
  • THAT YOU JUST DID.
  • 00:17:57.080 --> 00:17:58.050
  • MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF SLOW
  • 00:17:58.050 --> 00:17:59.020
  • MOTION WE PUT INTO IT, LIKE
  • 00:17:59.020 --> 00:18:00.150
  • THAT, TOO.
  • 00:18:00.150 --> 00:18:02.210
  • IF YOU COULD LAUGH, IF YOU COULD
  • 00:18:02.210 --> 00:18:03.290
  • LAUGH IN SLOW MOTION.
  • 00:18:03.290 --> 00:18:05.000
  • (LAUGHING IN SLOW MOTION)
  • 00:18:05.000 --> 00:18:07.050
  • - THERE YOU GO.
  • 00:18:07.050 --> 00:18:08.230
  • - THAT WAS LIKE SANTA CLAUS,
  • 00:18:08.230 --> 00:18:09.160
  • THAT WAS WEIRD.
  • 00:18:09.160 --> 00:18:10.280
  • - THAT WAS NOT GOOD.
  • 00:18:10.280 --> 00:18:12.150
  • - NO ONE LAUGHS LIKE HO, HO,
  • 00:18:12.150 --> 00:18:13.080
  • HO.
  • 00:18:13.080 --> 00:18:15.150
  • - SO BASICALLY WHAT WE WILL DO,
  • 00:18:15.230 --> 00:18:18.230
  • WE WILL RECUT YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT
  • 00:18:18.230 --> 00:18:20.250
  • THAT YOU DID, PUT A LITTLE
  • 00:18:20.250 --> 00:18:23.210
  • EMBELLISHMENT ON IT, AND SO
  • 00:18:23.210 --> 00:18:25.120
  • COMING OUT OF THAT, READY?
  • 00:18:25.120 --> 00:18:27.060
  • GO TO THE MIKE ROWE EMBELLISHED
  • 00:18:27.060 --> 00:18:28.130
  • ANNOUNCEMENT.
  • 00:18:30.110 --> 00:18:33.110
  • - HI, IT IS ME, MIKE ROWE, AND
  • 00:18:33.110 --> 00:18:34.050
  • I'M HERE WITH MY NEW FRIENDS
  • 00:18:34.050 --> 00:18:34.250
  • MATT AND LAURIE WITH AN
  • 00:18:34.250 --> 00:18:35.130
  • IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
  • 00:18:35.130 --> 00:18:38.020
  • SO IMPORTANT, IN FACT, THAT I'M
  • 00:18:38.020 --> 00:18:39.080
  • GOING TO TALK TO THIS CAMERA.
  • 00:18:39.080 --> 00:18:39.290
  • SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT.
  • 00:18:39.290 --> 00:18:40.170
  • MUSIC
  • 00:18:46.110 --> 00:18:49.110
  • THE SHOW THAT FOLLOWS DIRTY JOBS
  • 00:18:50.010 --> 00:18:53.010
  • IS LOOKING FOR A HOME.
  • 00:18:53.010 --> 00:18:54.290
  • AFTER A BRIEF CONVERSATION WITH
  • 00:18:54.290 --> 00:18:56.170
  • MATT HE LOOKED AT THE SHOW HE
  • 00:18:56.170 --> 00:18:58.290
  • LOOKED AT ME I LOOKED AT MATT,
  • 00:18:58.290 --> 00:19:01.060
  • LAURIE LOOKED AT ME LOOKING AT
  • 00:19:01.060 --> 00:19:03.070
  • MATT, WHY DON'T WE PUT THAT SHOW
  • 00:19:03.070 --> 00:19:04.270
  • OVER HERE?
  • 00:19:04.270 --> 00:19:06.050
  • I SAID REALLY?
  • 00:19:06.050 --> 00:19:07.270
  • MATT SAID SURE, GOING BACK TO
  • 00:19:07.270 --> 00:19:10.010
  • THE MIDDLE CAMERA.
  • 00:19:10.010 --> 00:19:11.050
  • I SAID THIS IS TRULY A MATCH
  • 00:19:11.050 --> 00:19:12.290
  • MADE IN HEAVEN.
  • 00:19:12.290 --> 00:19:15.000
  • SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT
  • 00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:17.210
  • FUNDAMENTALLY IS A SHOW ABOUT
  • 00:19:17.210 --> 00:19:18.270
  • PEOPLE ON A MISSION.
  • 00:19:18.270 --> 00:19:20.040
  • PEOPLE WITH A CALLING.
  • 00:19:20.040 --> 00:19:21.280
  • PEOPLE WHO WAKE UP AG AGITATED E
  • 00:19:23.160 --> 00:19:26.160
  • WORLD CAN BE A BETTER PLACE THEY
  • 00:19:26.160 --> 00:19:28.080
  • CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
  • 00:19:28.080 --> 00:19:29.200
  • THE MORE I TALKED ABOUT IT THE
  • 00:19:29.200 --> 00:19:31.190
  • MORE EXCITED THESE TWO BECAME.
  • 00:19:31.190 --> 00:19:33.290
  • ON DECEMBER 2 OF THIS YEAR THE
  • 00:19:33.290 --> 00:19:35.250
  • FIRST EPISODE OF SOMEBODY'S GOT
  • 00:19:35.250 --> 00:19:38.060
  • TO DO IT FILLE FILMS 3 YEARS AGS
  • 00:19:41.120 --> 00:19:44.120
  • CUT DO A JAM-PACKED VERSION AND
  • 00:19:44.280 --> 00:19:47.280
  • WILL BE SEEN HERE ON TBN.
  • 00:19:47.280 --> 00:19:50.060
  • YOU WILL PINCH YOURSELF AS WELL.
  • 00:19:50.060 --> 00:19:52.290
  • BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S GOT DO IT.
  • 00:19:52.290 --> 00:19:55.080
  • IT IS THE FEEL GOOD HIT OF THE
  • 00:19:56.030 --> 00:19:59.030
  • SUMMER.
  • 00:19:59.030 --> 00:20:00.040
  • - WHAT DID YOU THINK?
  • 00:20:00.040 --> 00:20:01.230
  • - NOW WE ARE BACK.
  • 00:20:01.230 --> 00:20:03.230
  • SO, WHAT I WANT TO DO IS SPEND
  • 00:20:04.030 --> 00:20:07.030
  • THE LAST TEN MINUTES TALKING
  • 00:20:07.030 --> 00:20:09.040
  • ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT VIEWERS TO
  • 00:20:09.040 --> 00:20:11.180
  • EXPERIENCE WHEN THEY WATCH
  • 00:20:11.180 --> 00:20:13.180
  • SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT RIGHT
  • 00:20:13.180 --> 00:20:15.220
  • HERE ON TRINITY BROADCASTING.
  • 00:20:16.080 --> 00:20:19.080
  • - I WANT, FIRST OF ALL I WANT
  • 00:20:19.080 --> 00:20:21.190
  • THEM TO BE ENTERTAINED.
  • 00:20:21.190 --> 00:20:24.000
  • SOMETIMES TV SHOULD BE JUST FUN.
  • 00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:26.200
  • A THING WHERE YOU CAN SIT BACK
  • 00:20:28.010 --> 00:20:31.010
  • AND WATCH AND NOT HAVE IT A TEST
  • 00:20:31.010 --> 00:20:33.280
  • COMING AT YOU.
  • 00:20:33.280 --> 00:20:34.270
  • - WE WILL TAKE ANOTHER BREAK
  • 00:20:34.270 --> 00:20:37.220
  • AND WALK AROUND.
  • 00:20:37.220 --> 00:20:39.200
  • SEE IF I CAN SEE JESUS, HAVE YOU
  • 00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:41.270
  • SEEN JESUS?
  • 00:20:41.270 --> 00:20:43.220
  • BUT, THE BUSINESS-- THE PEOPLE
  • 00:20:43.220 --> 00:20:46.050
  • THAT WE LOOK FOR, THE PEOPLE I
  • 00:20:46.050 --> 00:20:48.000
  • HAVE BEEN ATTRACTED TO I DON'T
  • 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:50.150
  • ALWAYS AGREE WITH THEM I'M
  • 00:20:50.200 --> 00:20:53.200
  • OFTENTIMES BAFFLED BY MUCH OF
  • 00:20:53.200 --> 00:20:55.020
  • WHAT THEY DO.
  • 00:20:55.020 --> 00:20:56.130
  • THEY ARE ALL ON A MISSION.
  • 00:20:56.130 --> 00:20:58.060
  • THEY ARE ALL BEING TRUE TO SOME
  • 00:21:00.040 --> 00:21:03.040
  • CALLING.
  • 00:21:03.040 --> 00:21:03.140
  • THIS IS A VERY QUIXOTIC THINGS.
  • 00:21:05.160 --> 00:21:08.160
  • WQUIXOTE.
  • 00:21:10.160 --> 00:21:13.160
  • GETTING A ROCK UP THE HILL.
  • 00:21:13.160 --> 00:21:15.050
  • HE IS NOT GOING TO MAKE IT.
  • 00:21:15.050 --> 00:21:16.240
  • I READ THE BOOK.
  • 00:21:16.240 --> 00:21:18.090
  • I KNOW HOW IT END, QUIXOTE, YOU
  • 00:21:19.280 --> 00:21:22.280
  • WILL COME UP SHORT.
  • 00:21:22.280 --> 00:21:24.050
  • I WANT PEOPLE TO BE REMINDED OF
  • 00:21:25.030 --> 00:21:28.030
  • THE DIGNITY IN TRYING AND THE
  • 00:21:29.110 --> 00:21:32.110
  • NOBILITY OF A CAUSE.
  • 00:21:32.160 --> 00:21:35.160
  • TO HARSH INTO HEL MARCH INTO HEA
  • 00:21:40.210 --> 00:21:43.210
  • HEAVENLY CALL.
  • 00:21:43.210 --> 00:21:45.190
  • THE IDEA TO BE WRONG AND RIGHT
  • 00:21:45.190 --> 00:21:47.150
  • AT THE SAME TIME IF YOU ARE
  • 00:21:47.150 --> 00:21:48.120
  • GOING FOR IT.
  • 00:21:48.120 --> 00:21:49.280
  • SO THE PEOPLE ON SOMEBODY'S GOT
  • 00:21:49.280 --> 00:21:52.030
  • DO IT, IT IS A HOT MESS OF
  • 00:21:52.130 --> 00:21:55.130
  • RANDOMNESS, A HUSBAND AND WIFE
  • 00:21:55.130 --> 00:21:56.290
  • COUPLE IN WISCONSIN BOTH ICE
  • 00:21:58.190 --> 00:22:01.210
  • SCULPTURE ERS.
  • 00:22:03.210 --> 00:22:06.210
  • THESE PEOPLE ALL DAY LONG CARVE
  • 00:22:07.140 --> 00:22:10.140
  • BEAUTIFUL PIECES OF ART.
  • 00:22:10.140 --> 00:22:12.180
  • THEY GO OVER AND HUG EACH OTHER
  • 00:22:12.180 --> 00:22:14.130
  • AND MAKE OUT BECAUSE THEY LOVE
  • 00:22:14.130 --> 00:22:16.080
  • EACH OTHER.
  • 00:22:16.080 --> 00:22:17.130
  • IT IS JUST THEM AND THEIR ICE,
  • 00:22:17.130 --> 00:22:20.070
  • THAT IS WHAT THEY DO.
  • 00:22:20.070 --> 00:22:22.220
  • THEY ARE ON THEIR BREAK, IT GETS
  • 00:22:25.110 --> 00:22:28.110
  • STEAMY, ELIJA LIKE TEENAGERS, IO
  • 00:22:31.280 --> 00:22:34.280
  • TURN AWAY.
  • 00:22:34.280 --> 00:22:36.090
  • WHY DO YOU WAKE UP INVIGORATED?
  • 00:22:36.090 --> 00:22:38.230
  • WHY ARE YOU ANXIOUS TO GET
  • 00:22:38.230 --> 00:22:40.120
  • WHEREVER YOU ARE GOING TO DO
  • 00:22:40.120 --> 00:22:42.010
  • WHATEVER IT IS ARE YOU DOING?
  • 00:22:42.010 --> 00:22:43.290
  • THOSE PEOPLE ARE FUN TO BE
  • 00:22:43.290 --> 00:22:45.270
  • AROUND.
  • 00:22:45.270 --> 00:22:46.130
  • SO, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT,
  • 00:22:46.130 --> 00:22:48.210
  • GIVES ME PERMISSION TO BE AROUND
  • 00:22:48.210 --> 00:22:51.210
  • THEM.
  • 00:22:51.210 --> 00:22:52.000
  • IN THE FIRST EPISODE YOU WILL
  • 00:22:52.000 --> 00:22:53.250
  • SEE DECEMBER 2, AROUND NINE
  • 00:22:53.250 --> 00:22:56.000
  • O'CLOCK AFTER HUCKABEE HERE ON
  • 00:22:56.000 --> 00:22:58.170
  • TBN, I GO TO PAGEANT OF THE
  • 00:22:58.230 --> 00:23:01.250
  • MASTERS, HAVE YOU BEEN?
  • 00:23:01.250 --> 00:23:04.040
  • - MANY TIMES.
  • 00:23:04.040 --> 00:23:04.280
  • - LOVE IT.
  • 00:23:04.280 --> 00:23:06.050
  • - I WOULD SAY 99 PERCENT OF THE
  • 00:23:06.050 --> 00:23:08.250
  • COUNTRY NEVER HEARD OF THIS.
  • 00:23:08.250 --> 00:23:11.030
  • BUT, IF YOU ARE AMONG THEM,
  • 00:23:11.030 --> 00:23:13.060
  • EVERY YEAR WHAT HAPPENS, AN
  • 00:23:13.230 --> 00:23:16.230
  • EVENT IN LAGUNA BEACH, AN ART
  • 00:23:16.230 --> 00:23:19.060
  • FESS CAFESTIVAL OF SORTS HAPPEN.
  • 00:23:21.010 --> 00:23:24.010
  • - YOU ARE HERE, FOCUS ON THE
  • 00:23:26.120 --> 00:23:29.120
  • BOX.
  • 00:23:29.120 --> 00:23:29.280
  • WITH A NEWLY OF NEUTRAL
  • 00:23:30.000 --> 00:23:33.000
  • EXPRESSION, NOT BLASE, NEUTRAL.
  • 00:23:33.030 --> 00:23:36.030
  • WILL IT BE WEIRD WEARING THE
  • 00:23:36.200 --> 00:23:39.200
  • BALL CAP?
  • 00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:41.130
  • AND FIVE HUNDRED VOLUNTEERS COME
  • 00:23:41.130 --> 00:23:43.120
  • TOGETHER TO BRING TO LIFE THE
  • 00:23:43.120 --> 00:23:45.050
  • GREATEST WORKS OF ART EVERY
  • 00:23:45.050 --> 00:23:48.020
  • CREATED IN A FILE CALLED TABLEAU
  • 00:23:50.070 --> 00:23:53.070
  • NEW VONS.
  • 00:23:53.150 --> 00:23:56.150
  • - AND BECAME THE MOST HATED
  • 00:23:56.150 --> 00:23:59.140
  • DISCIPLE SIN JUDAS.
  • 00:23:59.270 --> 00:24:02.290
  • - LEONARDO DOLE DA VISU DA VIT
  • 00:24:08.190 --> 00:24:11.190
  • SUPPER.
  • 00:24:11.190 --> 00:24:11.290
  • SO THE PEOPLE GO ON STAGE, THEY
  • 00:24:11.290 --> 00:24:13.270
  • ASSUME THE POSITIONS OF THE
  • 00:24:13.270 --> 00:24:15.190
  • FIGURES IN THE FAMOUS PIECES.
  • 00:24:15.190 --> 00:24:18.060
  • AN ORCHESTRA PLAYS.
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  • IN THE LAST SUPPER, DA VINCI'S
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  • LAST SUPPER, I'M BARTHOLOMEW.
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  • I MET JESUS.
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  • THAT'S IT.
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  • I FINALLY MET JESUS.
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  • I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR HIM ALL
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  • MY LIFE.
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  • THERE HE WAS IN LAGUNA BEACH THE
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  • WHOLE TIME.
  • 00:24:38.250 --> 00:24:40.030
  • (LAUGHTER).
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  • IT WAS GREAT.
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  • WE HAD A MEAL.
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  • - CALLED THE LAST SUPPER.
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  • - IT WAS THE LAST SUPPER, I
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  • READ ABOUT IT.
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  • IT WAS DELICIOUS, THEY HAD
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  • LOBSTER.
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  • - WHO ORDERED LOBSTER?
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  • - I WANT PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND,
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  • IT IS ALMOST LIKE THIS SHOW,
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  • MIKE, IS BASED UPON THAT OLD
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  • ADAGE THAT IF YOU LOVE WHAT YOU
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  • DO, YOU NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR
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  • LIFE.
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  • - THE LESSON FROM DIRTY JOB AND
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  • THE LESSON FROM SOMEBODY'S GOT
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  • DO IT, THERE IS JOY WHEREVER YOU
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  • DECIDE THERE IS JOY.
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  • SO THIS IDEA CALLINGS ARE SHOWLS
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  • ROOTED IN DRUDGERY, BECAUSE IT
  • 00:25:27.020 --> 00:25:29.060
  • IS ALWAYS POPULAR TO BE THE
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  • NAYSAYER.
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  • BUT, WHEN YOU FIND TRULY HAPPY
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  • PEOPLE, DOING SOMETHING THAT
  • 00:25:36.170 --> 00:25:39.170
  • VISUALLY STRIKES YOU AS
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  • MISERABLE.
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  • THEN WE CREATE WHAT THE SHRINKS
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  • CALL COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, WHEN
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  • YOU SEE A SEPTIC TANK WORKER
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  • JOYFUL AND HAPPY IN HIS OR HER
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  • WORK, IT FORCES YOUR BRAIN TO
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  • SAY, WHAT DO THEY KNOW THAT I
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  • DON'T?
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  • IF I CAN GET PEOPLE IN MY MODEST
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  • LITTLE SHOWS TO ASK THEMSELVES
  • 00:26:03.050 --> 00:26:06.050
  • THAT QUESTION, THEN WE HAVE
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  • SOMETHING MORE THAN A SHOW.
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  • THE SHOW ITSELF BECOMES A
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  • MESSAGE.
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  • HONESTLY, NOT TO OVER THINK IT,
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  • BUT, SHOWS ARE EASY.
  • 00:26:16.030 --> 00:26:17.270
  • SHOWS ARE NORMA FORMAT.
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  • SPIN THE WHEEL, BUY A VOWEL,
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  • SHOWS ARE FORMAT.
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  • CALLINGS ARE NOT.
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  • MISSIONS ARE NOT.
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  • SO, IF I WERE WRITING MY OWN
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  • THING AND TRYING TO LOOK BACK ON
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  • IT SAYING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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  • THE ANSWER IS ACTUALLY SIMPLE.
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  • I'M DOING THE SAME SHOW OVER AND
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  • OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
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  • SOMETIMES IT IS CALLED DIRTY
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  • JOBS, SOMETIMES IT IS CALLED
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  • SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT, ON
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  • FACEBOOK IT IS CALLED RETURNING
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  • THE FAVOR.
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  • IT IS ALL AN ATTEMPT TO TAKE MY
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  • LITTLE FLASHLIGHT AND SHINE IT
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  • ON SOMETHING I THINK IS WORTH
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  • LOOKING AT.
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  • - YOU KNOW WHAT, IT IS
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  • BASICALLY SERVING OTHERS,.
  • 00:27:02.210 --> 00:27:05.210
  • - SURE.
  • 00:27:05.210 --> 00:27:06.030
  • - AND THAT'S WHERE OUR JOY
  • 00:27:06.030 --> 00:27:08.100
  • COMES FROM IS SERVING AND GOD
  • 00:27:08.100 --> 00:27:11.060
  • GIVES HIS GRACE, WE HORIZONTALLY
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  • WE SHARE IT.
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  • - MY VIEW, YOUR VIEWERS.
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  • - WHICH IS NOW YOUR VIEWERS,.
  • 00:27:21.150 --> 00:27:24.080
  • - OUR VIEWERS NEED TO SEE US
  • 00:27:24.080 --> 00:27:27.050
  • HAVING FUN.
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  • THEY JUST NEED TO.
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  • ONE OF THE THINGS ABSOLUTELY
  • 00:27:31.270 --> 00:27:34.270
  • DICTATES MY OWN FOUNDATION, WE
  • 00:27:34.270 --> 00:27:37.040
  • HAVE TO MAKE WORK COOL AGAIN.
  • 00:27:37.070 --> 00:27:40.070
  • BECAUSE IF ALL WE HAVE ARE
  • 00:27:40.070 --> 00:27:43.000
  • PORTRAYALS OF DRUDGERY, WORK
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  • WILL BECOME THE PROXIMATE CAUSE
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  • OF OUR MISERY.
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  • SO, ON SOMEBODY'S GOT DO IT ON
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  • THE THIRD EPISODE WE GO TO
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  • DISASTER CITY, WE MEET BILLY
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  • PARKER WHOSE LIFE WAS MOTIVATED
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  • BY HIS YOUTH PASTOR.
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  • HE HAS PARKINSON'S DISEASE.
  • 00:28:00.270 --> 00:28:03.000
  • HE RUNS A CITY IN TEXAS THAT
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  • TRAINS FIRST RESPONDERS.
  • 00:28:05.290 --> 00:28:07.170
  • - HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK
  • 00:28:07.170 --> 00:28:08.230
  • YOU TRAINED PERSONALLY IN THE
  • 00:28:10.260 --> 00:28:13.260
  • WHOLE AREA?
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  • - 1.000 ON AVERAGE.
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  • - DO YOU LOVE WHAT YOU DO?
  • 00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:23.080
  • - LOVE IT.
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  • - TALK ABOUT A CALLING.
  • 00:28:26.100 --> 00:28:29.050
  • THAT GUY THROUGH THE HAZE OF
  • 00:28:29.170 --> 00:28:32.170
  • PARKINSON'S IS THERE, EVERY DAY,
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  • HE MUST ATTEND, HE DOES.
  • 00:28:34.290 --> 00:28:37.290
  • - I THINK OF SOMEBODY WITH
  • 00:28:40.050 --> 00:28:43.050
  • SOMEBODY'S GOT DO IT, I THINK OF
  • 00:28:43.050 --> 00:28:45.150
  • MY PARENTS.
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  • THEY WOKE UP EVERY DAY SAYING,
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  • THIS NETWORK'S GOT TO BE BUILT
  • 00:28:48.270 --> 00:28:51.040
  • AND PARTNERS FOR 45 YEARS YOU
  • 00:28:51.040 --> 00:28:54.040
  • HAVE BEEN DOING THAT ASSISTING
  • 00:28:54.040 --> 00:28:55.240
  • AND MAKING THAT HAPPEN.
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  • THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF.
  • 00:28:57.180 --> 00:28:59.070
  • THAT IS MY INNER MONOLOGUE, MY
  • 00:29:00.170 --> 00:29:03.170
  • RESET.
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  • WHEN SOMEBODY SAYS ST I THINK OY
  • 00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:07.200
  • PARENTS WAKING UP EVERY DAY,.
  • 00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:10.110
  • - YOU HAVE A LE LEGACY, YOU
  • 00:29:12.290 --> 00:29:15.290
  • INHERITEDDED BUN ANINHERITED ONE
  • 00:29:16.230 --> 00:29:19.230
  • LEAVING ONE.
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  • AND THE PEOPLE WE ARE TALKING TO
  • 00:29:20.150 --> 00:29:22.020
  • RIGHT NOW THEY COULD BE WATCHING
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  • A LOSA LOT OF DIFFERENT THINGS,Y
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  • KNOW YOU AND TRUST YOU THEY WANT
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  • TO SEE WHAT IS NEXT.
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  • I'M GRATEFUL TO BE HERE.
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  • I HOPE I DON'T ANNOY TOO MANY OF
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  • YOUR VIEWERS.
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  • - THAT IS YOUR CALLING.
  • 00:29:37.260 --> 00:29:39.020
  • - THAT IS MY GOAL.
  • 00:29:39.020 --> 00:29:41.240
  • - I AIM VERY LOW, LAURIE.
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  • I'M THRILLED TO ANNOY AS MANY OF
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  • YOUR VIEWERS AS I CAN.
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  • SOMEBODY'S GOT DO IT, MIKE ROWE,
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  • SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
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